What's the most beta thing you've done? >be me

A girl refused to have sex with me and take my virginity so I threw a crying temper tantrum and punched a hole in my bathroom wall.

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I cared, not realizing that they other party didn't.

Whiskey dick is real. It nearly fucked me on my first time too. After fingering her for a while I managed to pull it together. It was just the feeling of her grabbing my back and feeling her shaking and the sounds that saved me. Sorry for all the info I miss her a little today

Worlds saddest story

R.I.P anon

Couldn't nut

>>728567414
I feel ya man. The sounds she made helped, but I just couldn't perform. It also doesn't help that I'm pretty much obese, and my cock is small. Just think of someone you wouldn't wanna have sex with, and that's me. I honestly just cared more about pleasing her and being romantic and shit.

>>728566955
That Jontron?

>>728566955
Sometimes when my roommate is out, I put her used thongs in my mouth while I jack off on her bed.

I've also taken a bunch of her dirty underwear, put it on her bed and fucked the pile. I just throw it all back in her laundry basket when I'm done. She brings her laundry to her parents house and has her mom do it. So she probably just thinks her daughter is a giant whore lol.

>>728567265
this is real rough friendo

>>728566955
More like you couldn't get hard.
Because not to cum when a girl is giving you a blowjob for 5mn means that you're not a fucking precocious.
Anyway, if you couldn't have gotten hard, it was because of stress.

>>728566955
u r not alone

>>728567414
I feel ya man. The sounds she made helped, but I just couldn't perform. It also doesn't help that I'm pretty much obese, and my cock is small. Just think of someone you wouldn't wanna have sex with, and that's me. I honestly just cared more about pleasing her and being romantic and shit.

>>728566955
Nothing weird with not being able to cum the first time. You were probably nervous as fuck. Meet her again and when you're more comfortable being naked and all that around her it will be fine.

>>728566955
happened to me too the first time, after that it went completely normal, no worries anon

>>728566955
Had this not only on my first time but for one or two times after that. Try not masturbating for a long time, and if ever you give in, do it lightly and not death gripping your peen.
Either that or wear a rubber and fake it I guess :/

>>728566955
bro its okay. what matters is how good you make her feel, which will make her come back for more.

>>728569646
also it happened to me too on my first time. i dogged the shit out of her for two hours and didnt bus. but she came back for more which like i said is what matters

>>728567853
I was also a little overweight at first I was about 90kg at 1.9m so a bit chubby and self conscious. The first time was shit in reality. I started working and got to 80kg and lost a lot of body fat percentage became more comfortable with my self and then naturally others

>>728566955

Is that fucking Jon Tron

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>be me
>be 21 year old virgin
>have no social connections at all
>meet Asian qt grill off tinder
>pound her with my 5 inch wand
>take about 40 mins to cum
>slowly fall in love with her
>she cleanly is a slut
>has random guys message her everyday
>Still goes on her dating website regulary
>prety sure she has around 4 fuckbuddies
>she says she loves me
>now currently cucked so hard
>will do almost anything she says
>now browsing for sudoku methods

>2007
>Be on WYHT
>Get a "yes" from a girl one town over
>She's pretty damn smokin'
>Start talking with her
>She invites me as a friend on Myspace
>Keep talking with her over AIM
>Eventually she invites me out
>I say no
>She asks why
>I explain that I'm horribly depressed and don't do anything except work
>Every day she tries to get me to go places with her
>I keep saying no
>Eventually she sends me two very seductive pics (no I don't have them anymore)
>I was at work, my phone buzzed and a co-worker grabbed it from me
>"Dude, the fuck? Are you bangin' her?!?"
>"No, she just keeps texting me"
>Co-worker texts her back on my phone, pretending to be me
>He refuses to give me my phone back for 5 minutes
>Finally get it back
>She wants me to go over to her place and do whatever I want to her all night
>Text back "sorry, I have to work tonight"

This went on for two years until I went to lunch with her one day. She invited me back to her place for a bonfire. It was just me, her, and two other extremely attractive women. They all got drunk so I drove the other two home and went home myself.

What the fuck was wrong with me??

>>728566955
It was very hard for me to cum when having sex too. My girlfriend left me now, but when I was with her, I was always anxious before sex that I'd be unable to cum.

Now I'm alone and I'll never seek for another gf. Life is good like that.

>>728566955
It's totally normal to not be able to get hard when you are nervous. Happened to me years after my first time. I have dated several girls by then and one for a couple years solid. Had sex hundreds of times.
>3rd year in college
>Randomly see cute girl who went to my highschool who was 2 classes below me
>always had a crush on her, she knew me through friends but we had only talked a few times
>she sees me and approaches me and says hi
>get her number
>she agrees to hang out with me that weekend!
>get her over to my place for drinks and a movie
>15 minutes into the movie she is already making a move
>HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO FUCK THE HOT CHICK FROM HIGHSCHOOL I USED TO FAP TO!
>Realize I can't get hard
>Hide it by going down on her for 20 minutes and make her cum a couple times
>Still can't get hard
>She finally is tired of me licking her andd wants me to fuck her
>Can't get hard
>She asks if I have erectile disfunction...
>Want to kill myself

>>728570367
Wow, you really are a faggot

>>728566955
>be me
>at mall hanging with 'friends'
>guy i think is a loser shows up
>toobigformyboots.mkv
>make fun of his hair or some shit
>he starts threatening me
>'how about i cave your fkn head in , anon?'
>feel like i'm gonna piss myself in fear
>no one stands up for me
>dude realises how afraid i am, has fun fucking with me
>gets me to walk around like dog, lick ground
>all my 'friends' watching
>the girls from out group of friends show up, anout 5 of them, inducing crush
>dude makes me make out with a tree
>everyone just watching in silence
>try to say something smart arse to save face
>mistake
>slams my face into tree 'ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW MY FUCKIN ORDERS, ANON?'
>'yes man, just don't hurt me'
>'take your pants off, anon'
>i'm so terrified that i just take my pants off without hesitation
>'boxers too'
>i take them off and throw them on the ground with my pants
>i'm shaking like an epileptic out fear and humiliation
>start to cry
>dude collects my clothes into his backpack
>'think next time before your a smart-ass, anon', before he walks away
>group of 'friends' completely silent in shock
>i'm standing there with a bloody face, crying naked from the waist down in front of all of my 'friends' including 5 girls
>also this is a busy mall, so people were gawking the whole time
>one of the girls gives me a jacket to put around my waist
>swiftly leave to catch taxi home

also...
when i finally got a job after being a NEET for years the guy who did this turned out to be my supervisor

>>728568236
first time i got head i was rock hard and couldn't cum, she went at it for like 10-15 minutes too.

>>728566955
Of anything she feels self conscious for not being able to get a virgin off. Imagine how embarrassing that is for her. She's wondering if she's pretty enough or if she was doing everything wrong. She'll come back trying to make you cum.

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>>728566955

bruh you will realise soon that when you get a handjob off anyone other than yourself it does take a while, like a lot longer than fapping to porn it's fine bro don't worry completely normal.

You made her cum dipshit. And u lasted fucking? You are a sex God.

In middle school I thought girls were gross

>>728566955
It was the same for me, lost virginity 3 months back, afterwards got in a relationship with that girl and i didn't cum for like 2 months, until i finally magically could. I was in the same situation as you, only porn could make me come. But now i can do it without. You just have to get used to the difference

>>728570367
Me again

This happened a bunch of times to me. I guess I was more attractive than I thought. Gotta love crippling anxiety and depression.

Here's one more:
>Be 2008
>Girl adds me randomly on Myspace
>She's two towns over, same town I go to college in
>She immediately starts messaging me
>She's also quite attractive
>Same deal- we talk online but when she asks to hang out I say "no thanks"
>The only thing I did outside of work was go to car shows
>Be at a car show one night, sitting near my car
>She walks up out of nowhere
>How did she know I was here?
>She follows me around the place
>Asks me if she can get a ride in my car, winks and bites her lip
>I say "no, I always drive alone"
>WTF kind of answer is that, anyway?
>She gets upset and storms off

FFW one week

>Get a phone call from her
>Hear weird noises, sounds like she's running
>Turns out she called me to listen to her doing some dude to make me jealous
>Weird

I have 20 more stories like this if anyone is interested

>>728570090
Yes

>>728571522
Sounds like you ditched a total psycho anon.

>>728566955

OP, use your broken dick to give girls the most amazing sex they've ever had. Most guys your (our?) age only last two minutes.

If fingering this girl for ten minutes made her cum, and at your age it probably did, then imagine what you can do with your broken dick.

"With a broken dick, comes great sex"
- Uncle Ben, to Peter Parker, after getting shot on the streets of New York City

>>728570925
No, I'm 100% straight. Had that "I won't date until I find 'the one' mentality"

Focused on career, climbed the ladder using depression as a crutch for not having a social life.

Eventually met a 9/10, got married. Been married ever since.

From time to time I do wonder what my life would be like if I had indulged a little in my past.

>>728569627
this

>>728566955
inaction is about it

>be me 20 year old singer
>meet a really cute girl who sings too
>she is alright but needs to work more
>she wants me to give her a few lessons in her home
>after 2-3 lessons we start making out and kind becoming a couple
>her crazyass ex bf sees us one night
>that asshole is a tall, blonde bringer of destruction who is into military and body building
>calls her and screams at her says something that he will beat the shit out of us both
>turns out that he wanted to get her back that night
>tfw you stole some crazyass rednecks gf right infront of him
>write him on facebook to calm down and that I didn't know anything about his plan to get her back
>after a few days break up with her because I was a scared little shit since he is really crazy
>tfw scared for your life

...

>>728570367
Wow. You sure you ain't gay?

ive never been able to cum from a bj and when i fuck im really rough apparently. its no biggie like its all about you, who gives a shit if shes pleased. do things for your own amusement bro and youll be fine

>>728570367
Do you feel ?
it's a serious question
If you did feel something for her and didn't do anythig, you've got a real problem
Now if you didn't feel anything at all, you're a sociopath and you should browse on /r9k

>>728570948
kill him

>>728566955
I watched porn everyday for like 6 or 7 years before fucking, when I fucked I had no problems, in fact it was good because I could control when I wanted to cum, so I could last really long, and I'm cut, so my dick should be even less sensitive, yet it worked nicely. It's in your head, don't worry about it next time.

>>728571686
OP here, I'm 18. I thought I mentioned it but didn't. Oops.

>>728568101
Kek.

I offered a girl, who I knew forever and was the first and only girl I have ever truly loved, 400 dollars to suck my dick and take my virginity in high school. She declined and spread it around the entire school that I offered her money. She was also the biggest slut of the school and ruined me whilst fucking all of my friends and other random people.

>>728571522
you dodged a bullet.

>>728566955
Happens to me frequently. I've only cum from sex twice, and HJ/BJ a handful of times. Unable to cum for a girl until I've become very comfortable being naked around her on a regular basis.

>>728572440
Lol please give a more detailed story about how she ruined you. Did she rub it in your face while she was fucking your friends? How did it feel knowing your friends just threw you away like a piece of garbage so that they could fuck a girl they knew you loved? It must suck being betrayed like that.

>>728566955
>be me
>same issue as anon
>faking cumming and discard the condom asap

That was with my first one (out of not that much girls) and we've been together for about 5 months until we split-up (new school year, high studies in different cities).

We had a lot of sex and I never came once in her.

>be me
>virgin as fuck little 20 year old faggot
>hanging out with girl that's actually hot
>she's with her friend
>asks her friend out loud if she thought I would want to makeout
>I hear this
>this is my chance
>go beta and play games on my phone instead
>too nervous to do anything because mega virgin approaching wizard
>cockblock myself potentially

Was into sexchat with cute girl that I knew.

After few weeks she calls me over, wants to fuck. I find some lame excuse and decline.

Few days later she sends me message she's horny as fuck and is coming over to my place.

An hour later doorbell rings and I hide and just pretend I'm not at home.

She never spoke to me again.

>>728566955
Don't worry anon, I have the same issue sometimes, but especially the first couple.

Could be down to any kind of stress: worrying you're not impressing her, your mind wandering, too much concentration on trying to cum, etc.

Just relax and have fun, you'll cum eventually, and make sure she's enjoying it too.

>>728569627
I couldn't fake it cuz she wanted me to finish in her mouth

>>728566955
Welcome to pain and suffering anon, atleast we aren't in it alone. ahahaha. just about a week clean of jerking off but, still have such low libido after years and years of stressing over sex and sexuality. My advice would be don't follow suit and don't stress. Work on it the ways you can but be relaxed. There's more to life than sex but you'll want to get over whatever you've gotten into as soon as you can. ya feel?

>>728570286
x-wings fly me to the solution

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>>728570948

>>728573227
Damn dude she was down with the cream town eh?

For real though stop watching porn and either read sex stories or bring back your imagination. I have a hot gf and a few times i couldnt keep it hard because of the ninja grip porn watching. Real vagoo is nothing like a hand

Dude who can come from getting a blowjob? Lol yes you got one thing right you are all virgins.

>>728572656

> Be me
> Not bad looking average in many aspects
>Fell in love with childhood friend watched her grow up with me.
>Be High School
>Childhood friend love girl is now schools biggest slut
>Be me 17 still a virgin and in love with her
>finally alone at her house, work up courage to offer $400 for a blowjob
>Be my awkwardness "Make joke about it being less awkward by putting penis inbetween hotdog buns"
>She declines and says its weird because we are freinds
>Next day, be me in school,
>Hey, Anon! Blank just told me you offered her money to give you a blowjob and she was afraid you were gonna rape her.
>Person asking question best friend
>I now know all of school knows
>Love of my life proceeds to ruin my reputation and fuck all of my friends.
>"Friends" show me nudes of her to get me mad
>Any time I ever talk to her she always diverts conversation to other guys and what she does.
>Belittles me by telling me her ex had an 11" dick and she loved it.
>Be me listening to this with a 5.5 inch cock knowing ill never satisfy the love of my life

>>728566955
I never have cum from a blow job alone. Sex, yeah, blow job never. It's just a thing. Idk. Don't feel bad, just fuck next time.

>>728566955
I WAS ODF THE BETA GANG. THEN I MADE THE RIGT VHOICR AND BECSME AN ALPHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bStS-C3lcNo

>>728573650
Wow man. So she started fucking your friends specifically to upset you? And they just laughed about it and shoved nudes in your face? And they knew you loved her?

>>728567853
that's fucking gay dude

>>728573814
Its hard to believe but there is a gray zone between the cool and uncool kids in school. My "Friends" and I were the cool kids at my school, Jocks, Popular, Smart. I don't think they did it specifically to piss me off she probably would have worked her way to them regardless. It just sucked because it happened to play out like that. Turned me into a real jerk to women in college though.

>Be me, 19, in college
>Having a party at my apartment
>Maybe 10-15 people
>Then she comes in
>Literally been in love with her since kindergarten
>She's visiting friends who go to school here
>She has fight with her friends
>Friends leave, she hangs with me since I'm the only one she knows
>Party winds down
>Just me, her, and some random dude and his gf
>Sitting on the couch next to her, working up the courage to try something
>Random dude and his gf are going at it, hot and heavy next to us
>She is just watching them, enthralled by it
>"Hey man, is it cool if we use your bedroom?" he says
>"Uh, sure." I say, thinking this will get me alone with her
>Those two stand up, start walking to my bedroom
>"You," he says, pointing at her, "Come with us."
>The look on her face. You'd swear someone had just given her a million dollars.
>"Okay," she says
>She stands up, the guy grabs her and rams his tongue down her throat
>The three of them walk off together
>She turns back, looks at me...
>She just shrugs and smiles
>Door to my bedroom shuts
>Can hear laughing, moaning, grunts, and screams
>Three straight hours...
>3 fucking hours.... I watched the clock
>Jacked my pathetic little cock the whole time.
>And cried

>>728574201
A friend wouldn't do that to you bro. Those guys didn't give a shit about you and it probably helped them get off knowing they were fucking a girl that you were head over heels for. They probably laughed about it behind your back.

>>728566955
Dude its no real problem. I've only been able to cum from a bj once. All the other times I've had to jack it into their mouth

>>728570948
HahahahahahahahHHHH you deserve it for being a beta faggot!

>>728566955
Dude, if you're staying hard, then start fucking her. She'll think you're a god...

>>728566955
>be me
>21 y/o
>in the bus
>back to my home from uni
>see hot ~35 y/o woman get in
>keep staring at her fucking hot ass
>she notices me
>i keep looking
>she smiles
>i smile back
>couple minutes arrived where i have to get off
>she was looking at her phone
>100% sure she didn't have to get off the bus there
>she sees that i leave & she is aswell
>im getting nervous knowing that she likes me and prolly wants my cock
>shes on the sidewalk
>walking very slowly, like waiting for me to aproach her
>about to grab her ass or compliment her or fucking anything
>my brain shut the fuck down
>i pussy out
>continue to walk
>leaving her behind
>i get home and start masturbating thinking about her
>cry myself to sleep
>wanna kill myself now

I have a problem Cumming too soon. But shit man. Idk what it is but my gf touches my dick and balls and holy shit I can't contain myself.

>>728574320
Dude is this real? That is pathetic as shit.

>>728574320
Goddamn this story. I bet you went in after and smelled the sheets

>>728573650
im gonna take your bait just on the off chance that you are a real person

1. shes not the love of your life. shes creeped out by you and will never love you
2. shes not even your friend. shes literally only been tolerating you because shes afraid that you will rape her or some shit
3. you offered her money are you serious? also, your awkward joke made it way more autistic than it already should have been
4. that other dude doesnt have an 11 inch cock. yours is fine. you are right that you wont satisfy her though. she isnt into you and never will be. find someone who you can actually relate to NOW, not someone who you were friends with 10 years ago
5. she redirects the conversation because shes trying to give you the hint that she will never do anything with you
6. your reputation was already ruined dude. this was just you becoming aware of the fact that people think youre an autistic creep


learn how to socialize like a normal human being; this is a large task, im not trying to act like its going to be easy. if this is indeed real, im really sorry for giving you these hard truths, although you may have already known them. if we were in person right now id tell you the same thing - the computer screens and anonymity dont change a thing. good luck

>My best friend's sister had me rub lotion all over her.
>Made me keep rubbing her for what seemed like forever.
>When I told her my hands and arms were getting tired she wanted me to lay down next to her.
>She teased my nipples and rubbed my dick through my shorts.
>When it dawned on me that she was trying to get me horny I reached out and rubbed her labia in return.
>She let out a moan and arched herself to make my hand press harder than it was.
>I stupidly interpretted her action as a rebuff and stopped rubbing.
>She stood up and yellef at me for being a fucking idiot and stormed off.
>I did win my friend a hundred bucks, he bet her she couldn't get me to fuck her without stating Fuck Me in words.

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>>728570948

>>728573505
I don't get it, because its nothing like my hand i always attempt to finish ASAP. You guys cant cum at all?

>>728566955
it was the same for me and my gf at the beginning. was virgin until i was 20 and then got with her.
solution: just stop watching porn and fuck her everyday. at some point your dick gets used to pussy again. its been 2 years now and i can come after like 20-30 minutes

>>728571522
that sounds something like me, would be interested in hearing more if you're still here anon

>>728566955

I don't / can't cum from penetration.

>>728575546
> No, no, no. I was an autistic creep
>That's me 17
>Me now with three year stable relationship attending law school

ive done many beta things in my life even though im only 20. im gonna put this story out there for the first time; no one knows about it

>be me in high school, i think senior year
>have step sister 3 years younger
>shes actually hot too
>great body, great personality
>not hot like popular girl hot though
>anyway so we would stay up late whenever id sleep over at my dads house
>talk about stuff deeply, we were close
>oh god im fucking cringing already fuck this
>anyway oftentimes i would actually massage her. it was very romantic, i would go down her back to her underwear but stopped there. sometimes she would be wearing just a shirt with no bra too
>it was super late and dark so that she couldnt see my boner
>her superior brown eye vision means she could see way better in the dark than my weak ass green eyes, so who actually knows if she saw it
>also was a kissless virgin at the time, hence the boner
>the height of the betaness was when once she asked to cuddle. she said that she really wanted someone to cuddle with. i think this was actually over winter break during my freshman year of high school
>i turned her down, citing that i would be hard and it would be awkward
>my heart is racing at the moment (now in 2017) at the cringe and betaness
>in march of my freshman year she started dating her bf, who she is currently with
>still wonder two years later if she remembers those times
>i think she may have been into me
>i was super into her, but the taboo was too strong
>maybe in the future, just maybe

im cringing so hard right now, i cant believe that this actually happened. this is probably one of the few true 'wincest' stories you have ever read, and its probably super boring to you. but to me, im actually WTFing right now. i guess i surpressed these memories after she started dating her bf

>>728576366
ok thank fuck that you turned out well. im not old enough to have kids (technically i am but i aint no white trash god dammit), but i do know that i will give my kids plenty of time to grow and realize their own mistakes. hopefully they can help me grow in the process as well.

>>728571722
You are just like me. Im going to collage now and bunch of girls hitting me but i dont feel anything at all. I was in mad love in high school. I didnt want anybody after her. Good to see another one thinking this way.

>>728576908
shut up

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>>728577329
>You a hoe ass nigger

>>728577558
lol thanks for defending me?

>>728577558
maybe. at least im not typing out entire essays of advice noone ever asked for.

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>>728566955
Holy shit OP I've got a pretty similar situation going on currently

>>728566955
can only cum from intercourse :(((

>>728570367
I stopped reading at Myspace.

>>728566955
Dude the solution is simple. U just don't jack off for a couple weeks

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>>728566955
such bullshit. Virgin not being able to cum. You are either a faggot or a pedophile

This is what would really happen

>>728566955
You are not alone, happened to me too.
Just get over with it .

>>728566955

Fuck bro it happens on the first time get over it. Pussy ass nigga. You don't deserve to have a working dick with your shitty ass fucking attitude, fucking moron go get assaulted and robbed somewhere and gtfo /b/

>>728579802
no
as a matter of fact, you are alone
faggot, cant get it up, that anxiety will forever plague you.
faggot

Most beta thing? Not sexual but, i got passed up for a promotion at work and filed a complaint with HR for it. Now my bosses boss is offering me a different promotion but, i feel like i didnt earn it. Oh well. Money is money.

>>728566955
dont worry about it man it happens to most of us. just quit the porn and jacking off for a little while. the next time you see her you'll have a much easier time to cum. it'll make you feel alpha as fuck

>>728575679
how did it feel to realize your best friend knew how much of a beta faggot you were?

I've her of virgins jizzing their pants at the sight of tits, but never not being able to cum after hand/blowjob

You are just a faggot who looks at far too much tranny porn

>>728576750
she's only your step sister, you liked her personality and found her attractive and you were close, you should have gone for it, you fucking idiot

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>>728580063
wew lad

>>728567913
is it? I need sauce now

>>728566955
>be 21, drunk and depressed
>in PB (san diegofag)
>drinking with friend who was hitting on me after I became single
>hugging, drinking
>she licks my beard and tells me that she loves what we have
>diamonds
>verbatim: "Ya know, you've had really shitty luck with guys in the sack. You know we both like the same shit. I'm always down for some fun"
>she looks at me and laughs
>anon lmao no thanks, you're like my brother.
>niggawut
>the same girl who would rub my dick with her legs while we got high and Netflix
>the same girl who would ask for backrubs and let me fully undress her
>every single mutual friend already thinks we're going out/banging but haven't made it public
>fuck, gonna need a minute to recover
>leave the bar to smoke and rally friends
cont

>>728566955
You'll get over it. You've just amped it up in your head too much. Life is better than porn. Live it etc

>>728566955

>be me, like girl
>she has a bf, but let her know i'm into her, just so she knows
>hope she breaks up with her bf
>instead of keeping contact minimal, i try to stay friends and end up in the friendzone
>I'm the sounding board now
>he's a total asshole of a bf, but her head is stuck in making things work with him
>he's there cool as a cucumber acting however the fuck he wants
>while I'm one of the people who has to bear the brunt of her frustrations
>basically she's taking advantage of knowing I'm into her to use me to vent
>she loses her virginity to him (this was a while back, early 20s kind of thing)
>one of those conservative girls who try to play the 'if we have sex you PROMISE you'll marry me' game
>he fucks the shit out of her for a while, it's like her head is in outer space now over how stupid she is over him
>he continues to act however the fuck he wants, even more so now I bear the brunt of her frustration over it
>he dumps her, she has total meltdown over the breakup
>end up being one of those friends who she imposes upon to be there for her to talk to
>after a couple months she calms down
>I tell her again about being into her and wanting to go out
>she pretends like the time before never happened, acts like she never had any idea I was into her
>gets on like a total bitch because apparently she needed to indicate she was interested before i could say anything
>still keep in touch, with her giving me that bs line about wanting to stay single
>few months later, she gets with another guy, deliberately keeping it from me until they were official
>finally wake up, cut her out of my life

>>728582443
>friends are all equally shocked, even her roommates
>go back inside and see this manlet arab hitting on her
>she looks at me and texts me "help, be my 'bf'"
>beta af, goes over and does what I'm told
>wrapped my arms around her, and kissed her, told him whats up
>"oh" and he leaves
>she then asks if I would be ok if she fucks my roommate
I don't remember what happened after that. All I know is that I spent another $140 in drinks and she had to drag my ass to bed. I stopped talking to her after this and she then proceeded to date my roommate. This happened 3 years ago

>>728582096
i know, im kicking myself in the ass now, but i also had certain thoughts against going for it back then that i cant recreate now. i think the biggest thing was that i was so inexperienced that i truly didnt believe anyone would be interested in me, and that anyone in the future would be disinterested in me due to my lack of experience. change is hard for me, so making a move represented a HUGE deal. losing my virginity last summer was a realllllly big deal to me, until i actually lost it. now i dont understand what i was so worked up about. if my step sister breaks up with her bf and im still single, and we end up in that situation again, im gonna go for it

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>>728568101

>>728570948
Vehicular homicide. Kill him.

If someone did that to me I'd plot revenge for years. Make sure he knows why in his final moments

>>728566955
Quit wanking daily, end of your problem

Now girl's tits or GTFO

>>728583140
good luck with that, mate

>>728583708
I'm not gunna post her nudes cuz I actually really like her sorry m8

>>728582851
aww man, i feel sorry for you, what a fucking bitch

>>728584000
And that's why you're a beta fag

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>>728566955
Fuck you, it's just your nerves and you know it. People blame it on porn and fapping just to shift the blame, this has been getting even worse now because the millenials can't handle blaming themselves for anything.

I've been watching porn and fapping to it even longer than you have been alive on this earth and still no problems at all fucking the real thing.

>>728567265
and that is why your genes wont be continued

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>>728566955
>try out college for the 2nd time now
>21 at this point
>all around me are 17/18 y/o girls
>21 so figure, it might be a little weird to get something going on here
>this hot chick comes over to me and introduces herself
>I introduce myself and we talk
>class starts, she sits beside me, VOLUNTARILY
>ok feel a bit alpha now, never happened to me before
>because she was 18 I didn't want to come onto her so just to be safe I ignored her
>she kept looking for me tho
>she kept finding me and talking to me
>figure, might as well try initiate sex
>we hang out one day and talk
>she tells me she's married
>I literally did a spit-take
>"you're married?? ok haha, you say you're 18?"
>she was indian or pakistani or something of that nature, brown skin but hot af, telling you boys
>can't blame me for not looking at the ring, girls wear rings all the time, besides she was 18
>made nothing of it
>shortly after was forced to quit college (personal reasons)
>talk to a friend of mine about this
>"maybe she got married to stay in the country?"
>mfw I never thought about that
>mfw she probably did like me
>mfw if I played along for a bit more maybe I would've gotten laid for the first time IN MY LIFE
never saw her again, never will, my dick will experience sexual activities

>>728582686
that last line of yours should've come so much earlier, man

>>728584302
if she was indian, it might also have been an arranged marriage

You have to stop wanking every day and make it like once a week. I just got a gf after a couple years and she fucks like a rabbit. The first few times we fucked for a straight hour and she couldn't make me cum though she's the hottest I've ever had by far. Anyway, now we don't have that problem because I started drinking half a gallon of water a day and eating more and then I jerk off maybe once a week.

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>>728580652
Ok man , I just only wanted to help.

>>728574320
This is the worst so far. Fuck man, I read this and am sad. Gonna light a candle for you in the hope you grow some nuts.

>>728567414
Same, whiskey dick on my first time. Passed out and fucked her in the morning though.

>>728566955
lol you retard i've been fapping to porn for ages BUT I got the reverse effect, I cum quickly. Point is, it has nothing/little to do with porn, just how you are. Plus if you can last forever you can please many girls. Fuck don't kill yourself yet retard

>>728570286
Message other chicks then? Have her as a fuck buddy

>>728574320
that's fucked in the asshole

>>728584302
Stupid faggot why didn't you go for it?

>>728578667
Not unusual. Doesnt mean you dont enjoy a blow job.Just make sure when you fuck it isnt a 2 min noodle job.

>>728585498
because she was married and 18?

begged an ex-girlfriend to take me back, crying on my knees. thankfully she didn't, and now i'm married, while she's succumbed to the sex in the city lifestyle

>>728584302
You do know that even if a girl is married, your dick can still go in to her vagina? You just might not want to let the husband to know about it.

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>>728566955
I didn't cum my first time either... I did fuck the shit out of the girl for 2 hours straight though.

>>728573650
you're a retard man, offering money for a blowjob? that's fucked in the ass, it's either for free or nothing, infact, it should be an honor for her to nibble on your tiny johnson, that's the mentality you go in with.

>>728582686
what a fucking retard you are

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>>728566955
>be op
>post beta thread
>attach jontron pic
>winrar

>>728585642
what the fuck is so bad about her being 18? that's old enough for sex and a serious relationship. the 3 year age gap means nothing at that age

>>728582851
that is fucked in the ass but you and all of your kind deserve every piece of that because you let it happen to you, you shits. Act like her boyfriend and you do it? I'd let her rot like a bitch

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>>728566955
In my experience, it is very difficult to cum from a blowjob alone; I've only done it twice. Once I get inside that pussy though, it's show time.

>>728585768
I do know that. Its just that I'm not desperate and didn't wanna come off as this weird, 'older' guy who wants to get laid even tho he was told by the girl he's talking to, that she's married.
If she was in her 30's or something then I'd think, "she wouldn't mind cheating, she's seen enough, she's old enough" but an 18 year old to me seems like she'd get offended if I was to tell her "fuck your husband and lets get on with it". She seemed like the type that would do so I just didn't want to risk it.

>>728586284
she was barely 18 and I was turning 22 like a month or two later, felt weird, like talking to a kid. The level of maturity is so much different in an 18 year old. I felt like I was tricking a stupid 18 year old KID into having sex with me, felt weird and the fact that she told me she was married was like "ok I get it, I don't have a chance". I was given every sign there was to stop me from making any move.
>being an autist around girls didn't help either

>>728568236
Happened with my ex aswell man, My dick was diamonds but I couldnt cum. it's just the stress. dont think about cumming and just enjoy it

>>728576750
thing is I kind of do the same with my Mom. Girls are trouble, some will wait for you to make a move, especially in situations like those and when you do they'll flip, just wanting to know that they're desired.
Read my book on girls; "How to Female without bruising your insides" by M.R

>>728574320
Rip

>>728579739
not everyone is a lame ass quick cummer like you haha, OP, I had the same thing happen to me and it was the grip from my hand those virgin years, you'll be fine!

>>728566955
>be me 2 years ago
>lived in a college party house
>this one day I just wasn't feeling it, felt like shit, just wanted to be left alone
>suddenly hear roommate bursting into the house
>drunken shouting commences
>about 20 people walk into the house
>about to smoke a joint to calm down
>friend bursts into my room drunk as fuck
>tell him that I'm sorry but I'm not feeling it today
>he says there's women downstairs
>I tell him today is not my day, I won't be able to do shit
>he says "I'll bring them up here, hold on"
>hopetogodyou'rejoking.png
>as a joke I tell him "yeah man, bring them all in here why don't you"
>he brings a few girls into my room
>anxiety attack
>about to finish rolling that joint I was about to smoke
>my hands are shaking uncontrollably and I can't finish rolling it
>notice them looking over to me
>make nothing of it and finish rolling
>light it up and after a few tokes they take it off me
>smoke it all and leave
>felt embarrassed and miserable against my will
Fuck my life

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>>728566955
>16 at the time
>madly in love with a girl in my class
>way, way out of my league
>amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile
>I usually sit right behind her
>her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous as fuck
>months of this go by
>me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction
>I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner
>girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down
>I say "h..hokay"
>she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair
>"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that"
>all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face
>she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in
>then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile
>the next day I complement her on her shirt
>she actually blushes a bit and says thanks
>do this a couple more times over the next few weeks
>one day her friend is sick, so she's alone
>math class
>she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together
>she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her
>she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee
>stare at my books the rest of the class
>a week later, her friend is back
>her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..."
>in total shock at this point, super happy inside
>what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay"
>it sounded super sarcastic
>her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face
>she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face
>literally never spoke to her again after that

>>728586724
You sound a bit... Well... Special kind of a guy.

>>728578036

Kek. 2 or 3 sentences isn't even a paragraph, let alone an essay. Found the highschool dropout

>>728589229
AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING IDIOT, RETARD

>>728589706
how so? what part of what I said did you not understand? unless you're into fucking underage girls that barely turned legal. Just because I tend to think a bit ahead than you doesn't make me weird or 'special' as you put it. Think for yourself man

>>728589229
why not? if you came up to her explaining that you actually do like her, which should be piss easy seeing as she pretty much told you she likes you herself, then you might've actually gotten somewhere with that girl.
Jesus man, even I'm not that autistic, if I ever knew a girl I like is into me, I'd be all over that ass, even if my approach is autistic as fuck I'd still go for it.

>>728589229
this could have been salvaged but ya blew it

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>freshman in college
>playing football, big but not really fat
>drinking with a buddy at a party
>very attractive girl sitting with him
>she looks at me and proclaims "this was the guy I wanted you to introduce me to!"
>turns out she's a total chubby chaser
>go back to her dorm and she undressed in front of me, just turned her back
>her roommate walks in right then and I have to bail
>we text for a while, I get bold as say something really kinky
>"my dick was so hard I could have murdered you with it"
>she never talks to me again
>mfw

>>728588941
freeloading bitches, to hell with them

>be me 5 or so years ago
>develop a massive crush on a blonde I work with at a retail store
>she is friendly with me and we end up hanging out
>she has no car so I pick her up for work most days
>I think for a second that I have a chance even though she is a 9 and I am a 4
>hopes dashed when she starts telling me about guys she is dating and says I am like her brother
>sad me... still keep driving her to work and listening to her talk about her asshole BFs
>fap to her FB and IG pics almost daily
>she loves those like $6 orange mango smoothies from Starbucks
>get the idea to jack off to pics of her at home and cum into a little pill bottle before I am picking her up for work
>pick her up a smoothie on the way and mix my load into it
>she tells me I'm such a nice guy and drinks my load right down with it
>diamonds
>did it 4 or 5 times she never knew

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Here goes /b/

>Be me in 7th grade
>have to do huge science project for biology
>Topic is disabilities and hereditary
>Put in group with downsy kid
>Downsy kid is actually cool
>His name is Kevin
>He says he wants to do the project on down syndrome
>Agree, feeling kind of awkward doing a project on Downs with a Downsy kid
>After school I hitch a ride with him and his mother
>She's pretty nice too
>Finally get to Kevin's house
>It's decent sized
>We go in and get goldfish and apple juice
>hellyeah.jpg
>Go to Kevin's room to go work on project
>Ask him if he has supplies
>He has construction paper and sharpies
>I have glue and poster board
>Ask him if he thinks we need anything else
>He just kind of looks at me for a second
>Says we need 'samples'
>Feel kind of uncomfortable
>Ask him what he means
>he says he'll be right back
>Wait for about twelve minutes until he comes back
>his hands are covered in semen
>that shit reeks and it thick and looks almost chunky
>feel need to puke
>he stands there and smiles for like three minutes before yelling and charging at me
>Scream and run out room
>See stairs
>Run down them at full force
>There are like three flights
>Downsy Kevin is still chasing me
>Trip on own feet
>Slam down three flights of hardwood stairs
>Get two teeth knocked out a broken nose and a fractured wrist
>Black out
>Wake up in the back of his mom's subaru with her freaking out
>Kevin is sitting next to me smiling
>Downsy cum all over my face
>Rumor starts at my school that he beat me up and came on me
>People believed it
>Eventually get fed up with having to deny it
>Get really pissed and ask if I can make announcement on school speakers during the morning
>Principal says yes


I ended up telling everyone that Kevin did beat me up and that we were in a relationship. I was known as the 'Downsy Bitch' until the end of 8th grade.

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no... you're just distracted. You're the guy who wants one girl and feel comfortable, not just fuck random girls. Btw. the reason why you can't cum is because you're using the wrong possition, if you're not feeling insides stroke your head, it's GG. take her from behind and it's all good

>>728574320
Cucked from the start. Letting another man use YOUR bed. I dunno why people cucking themselves makes me mad, guess cos I imagine how I would feel if it was me.

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>>728591738

>>728591738
wait, why the fuck did you wait several minutes before getting the fuck out of there??

>>728592777
have you ever been cornered by a downsy kid?

it's not pleasant.

>>728566955
thats a very nice hatchet made with 1 piece of steel

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>>728585642
Implying any of that matters

>>728566955
know I'm a little late to the party but don't stress anon. I was the same way

>be me
>be 15
>have gf
>virgin
>not virgin
>get her off but don't get off
>started keeping a tally on a white board of how many times she can get off before I do once
>got to a chopper gunner
>buzzkill

it'll come

>>728589908
he was exaggerating to make the comeback better you nigger

>>728566955
Wait you're telling me that jacking off for 7 years cannot make u have actual good sex?

I'm screwed.

>>728566955
Lol, I was afraid of not lasting long enough my first time, but ended up having sex for about two hours without cumming. I too was pretty embarrased about not being able to

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>>728566955
This JonTron?

>>728590170
That proves it, you are delusional.

>>728571522
>>728570367

>Exhibit A: anon spergs out à la "Drive"

>>728575679
>labia
whats wrong with you?

>>728567265
wows dude, glad she didn't take it

16 women have sucked me off and only 1 made me cum through it.

its normal.

get the fuck over it.

>>728584302
why are you still hung up on this one girl from years ago? Sounds like your whole life is one beta moment.

>>728566955
Anon, the first time i had sex the same happened to me, I felt exactly the same.
Luckily my gf was virgin too and we just kept trying and getting more experience.
7 years later I fuck like a champ and am experienced as fuck, it was just nervousism of being the first time, now, I'm so used to it that its almost impossible not getting a raging boner in microseconds

>>728594814
who

>>728566955
FAggots cant get hard but get women
My dick is iron all day and I can get one/.

>>728566955
Nigga looks like JonTron.