Someone offers you 1 millon dolars if you can pop that spiderman

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>>728551432

my crossbow

>>728551432
Burst it

Air rifle.

>>728551432
Use my nigger-throwing device.

do bb guns count as firearms?

>>728551432
>no fire arms

Shoot it with my bow then celebrate by firing my AR into the air like a sand nigger

>>728551432
High-powered laser.

>>728551432
Slingshot

>>728551432
>You are allowed to use things you have in your house
Call the owner with my phone.
Offer him 10 000 $ for poping is spiderman balloon.
Feel good man

>>728551659

gotta go with this one

>>728551707
:)

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I usually use this on dogs but a balloon would do.

>>728551707
>>728551659
Best ones so far

with a flurry of forks

>>728551868
How far can you shoot that thing?

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>>728551432

Air rifle.

>>728551432
I would think it'd be best to use a common boomerang
Possibly use some of the copper piping in my walls to create a dart gun with some nerf darts and sewing needles

>>728551983
Nicee

>>728551974
About 50 meters. Dead accurate at 30, but not with those darts.

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>>728551489
people should fix their shithole roofs

I'd give by little brother 10 bucks to pop the balloon while i'm waiting on the balcony

Ring my friend to go pop it for $100

>wait it to go into the electric wires
>then it will pop

>>728552064
Op here, its about 100 meters away

>>728552271
But then you wouldnt get any money because you didnt pop it

>>728551432
8' long piece of copper pipe, solder a value on the end, hook up CO2 from kegerator, clamp scope from firearm onto pipe, put cotton wadding around thin metal rod, open valve to fire.

Should be pretty deadly accurate at that distance. Might take a couple tries to get it sighted in, but crummier shit kills monkies.

>>728551491 me 2

>>728552026
Ideas like this are why you are unemployed.

>>728551432
Is it tied to something or is it free floating around the roofline?

>>728552351
Use yards like a civilized gent.

>>728551432
My compound bow

>>728552064
holy shit what
thats insane

>>728552657
Tied, pretty windy so its moving a lot

>>728551432
are you portugal

>>728551432
sling shot

no problem with a good slingshot. so, lots of rubber bands. you'd probably need more than one try though...

>>728552805
Guess again

>>728551432
i tell my local ballon-buster-gang about the ballon. damn they hate ballons even more then i do.

My giant cock

>>728551432
What shithole are "you" currently living in?

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https://youtu.be/xLPc5EI3Qps

well placed cum shot

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>be a pope
>I pray to God he give me powers to strike that infidel spiderman baloon without getting close.
>he gave me a long range thunder strike
>I thanked God, and offer $500;000 to him when I popped it.
>pops the baloon.

>>728552064
how long is the barrel and what is the psi? we make those at the shop but with bigger darts and shoot em through plywood

With my recurve and some broad heads. Or fuck ur fire arm rule and use a gat

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>>728551675
My nigga

>>728551432
i will use my brother. i will stay still on the sofa and he will go and pop the baloon

>>728552681
The metric system is by far superior.

>>728551432
I can make a makeshift slingshot out of elastic bands etc..
Also make a compressed air projectile firing thingy with compressor and pvc or plumbing material. Use nails or bb's as "bullets".

>>728552026
a common boomerang

>>728552681
>civilized gent
Speaks the degenerate american

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i set the house on fire

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>Grab my big ass knife
>pary to Allah
>scream "Allahu Akbar" while throwing knife
> see result
>shit pants in an artistic fit

remote control helicopter with a pin, shorting 9v battery, or little caustic acid pad on its feet

>>728553797
I like this one

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it's pretty easy to build a trebuchet in your backyard... this ballon will not survive my medieval warfare

>>728553797
just fly the helicopter into it, let blades pop-it.
...any drone can take it out.
...also any homemade rocket with pin on tip and baking soda/vinegar as fuel would work.

>>728551432
Do airguns count as firearms?

>>728554086
>homemade rocket

RAMERIZ!!! Take down that balloon!!!

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>>728552795
In that case..

>1. Take four plastic water bottles
>2. Empty of water & towel dry inside
>3. Fill one bottle with gun oil
>4. Fill one bottle with gasoline
>5. Fill one bottle with hand sanitizer
>6. Fill one bottle with ground matchheads.
>7. Take toilet paper / heavy duty paper towels
>8. Cut paper towels/toilet paper in to strips
>9. Wet paper towel strips
>10. Lace them together until they make long ropes
>11. Grind up remaining matchheads
>12. Roll wet paper towels in ground up matchheads
>13. Wait until dry
>14. Poke one hole in each bottlecap with screwdriver
>15. Run paper towels through bottlecap holes
>16. Light them one by one and throw them from window - trying to hit roofs or get them caught in tree branches
>17. Because of design, they will not shatter, but instead will have incendiary effect - catching trees on fire
>18. Fire from trees are close enough to expose balloon to extreme heat.
>19. Vacate my own house
>20. Collect million dollars for popping balloon.
>21. Collect insurance money from burned down house
>22. Retire.

> get a glass botle
> pour alcohool in it
> close lid and tape some tissue of some kind (flamable)
> molotov yey!
> trow it on neighbours house
>house on fire
> fireman gets called
>ask em nicely to retrieve the baloon to safety
NOBODY TOUCH MY LIL BaLON!

>>728554331
>23. $profit$

>>728554389

Someone screencap this xD

>>728554492
what a newfag

>23. ???????
>24. PROFIT

there, fixed

Some of the answers are fucked, like burn down the fucking block to pop the balloon

>>728551432
I use my phone. Tell a friend that for a thousand dollars I need him to run over there and pop it. Done. All from my house.

>>728552064
no way!

>>728552906
those shitty tiles: brazil

>>728551659

You can't as a civilian obtain a laser strong enough to pop a balloon at that distance.

>>728551432
My laser

>>728551868
ahh, so you're a sociopath

neat

>>728551432
I'd use a phone
>hey neighbor.
>if you pop that balloon I'll give you 100$

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>>728552681

>>728558178
Lol sure you can. Commercial yag laser, with some decent collimating optics.

>>728558559
Same fag here


Should've read entire thread

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Protest sign might work.

>>728553998
I wouldn't risk it. What if you accidentally take Jerusalem?

>>728558597
>not using base 12 like a beast

>>728554331
or wake up and realize your fantasy is taking over real world, roflmao

pearl harbor that shit with a drone

>>728551432
I'd use my 5W output blue laser for a short burst.

>>728552681
>It is ordained that 3 grains of barley dry and round do make an inch, 12 inches make 1 foot, 3 feet make 1 yard, 5 yards and a half make a perch, and 40 perches in length and 4 in breadth make an acre.

this is so stupid

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>>728551432
Ion-Cannon

>>728559398
So you have one of those in your house?

>>728559541
who not?
how kill you all the fags in your nighbarhood?

>>728559398
so you wanna DDOS a balloon?

>>728557639
Close but no

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>>728551432
Air rifle or Bow, either will work

>>728558178
False. I've got a friend who has a hand held laser, we've used it for similar things. Not to that distance, but if it stayed fixed I'm sure it would work. I mean this thing will start a firework from 10 feet...you feel the heat if it's left on your skin.

RAILGUN OR NAILGUN

>>728560062
You better be skinny with that shit hanging on your wall.

>>728551489
shitty roofs. looks like cuba

>>728558178
absolute bullshit

I've got one

maybe in your shitty country but not in the good old USA

>>728560398
Nope, south america

>>728560390
not that it should matter but 5'9" 176lb

Use one of those OP lasers they make on Youtube

>>728560062
go with the air rifle. pellets are dirt cheap to buy compared to carbon arrows.

>>728551432
compound bow
gimme that money

>>728558178
just buy one from austria

>>728560773
Moving target at 100 meters, can you make it?

>>728560398
americans live in drywall houses and want talk about our roofs
kek

>>728560914
my house is made of brick.....

>>728551432
try this. shoot with peas.

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order strike from 122nd airborn, kill it with fire.

>>728551432
I have 4 20 foot paint poles. I would connect them and have a needle on the end.

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>>728560860
even a monkey could do it giving enough arrows

>>728561445
This is fucking retarded

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>>728561079
here is pic

>>728551432
Throw a fucking rock it's not that far idiots

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Why does everyone own slingshots and arrows all of the sudden? Don't tell me that you guys are fans of the Hunger Games.

>>728561848
100 meters

>>728551868
Massive edgelord detected

>>728561445
yeah.420. blaze it.

50pounds of TNT
Lasso
Bear trap
Fishing rod
And an ostrich

>>728561893
I think everyone has owned a slingshot at one point in their lives. They don't really old any resale value. So most people have one somewhere in their things.

>>728561825
You calling my paint pole collection retarded?

Fly an RC plane or a drone into it, the propellers will pop the balloon. You'll probably lose the plane or drone, but it's a small price to pay for 1million

Homemade grenade launcher. Just a big ass potato cannon with tennis ball sized ordinance. In this case, I would fill a plastic ball with acetone peroxide and anything with sharp edges. I would aim at the roof behind the balloon. Guaranteed to pop it.

>>728561845
>100m

yeah no...

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i've been training an attack pigeon for the last 4 months

i haven't taught it suicide diving lessons yet, but i am fairly confident that it can destroy a balloon on command

Fashion an exacto knife to my drone, fly over, poke, pop, millionaire is me.

have a drone

/thread

>>728562504
Fucking kek

the best I've got is a metric shit ton of darts to rain hell on the balloon

pay my neighbor 5 bucks to shoot it

>>728552351
Shoot twice

>>728561893
Arrows and bow for bowhunting........ it's not that rare. I go for both rifle and bow seasons, rifle is easier, bow take alot more skill, it's a good challenge

This co2

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>>728563292
Forgot pic

>>728562504
my sides

>>728551432
Slingshot.

Watch this.

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Simple, I use my Benjamin Bulldog .357. it a 357 cal air rifle that fire a 357 slug at 800 feet per second. With the digital scope it has it can easily take out that balloon. It can drop white tail deer in a single shot.

>>728562447
try, faggot. im curious if it works. havent used them since last summer and im not good at remembering things

>>728562504
a coworker of mine is polnish champion with racing pidgeons. would you sell one? than i can make him a present.

>>728563344
How far?

is balloon kill OP?

A really good air rifle, the kind you can use for hunting boars and stuff

>>728551983
can you explain to me why this doesn't make you a faggot? I'm genuinely curious why anyone would own a fancy air rifle.

>>728564392
Idk, had to leave. Prob still there

Train a bird to attack it

>>728551432
You're kidding right.
>Slingshot in my house
>I have rocks
Fuck You

>>728563973
I don't know exactly. It shoot at 380-400 fps with 6mm metal ammunition. I thought should reach with the enough strength to pop the Ballon in op picture.

>>728564897
Fps?

>>728551707
this or a wickedlasers laser

>>728564973
Feets per second

>>728560914
Drywall is best wall

>>728551983
That's a firearm you absolute moron

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>>728551432
Use RC helicopter and possibly sharpen the plastic blades with a sharp object

Then use the remote controller to navigate the helicopter to the balloon and ensure the sharpened blades makes contact with the balloon

I think that would be quite a realistic option and possibly even being able to apply additional methods to the RC to increase the probability of success

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>>728551432
Bunch of glass bottles
80% gasoline
20% oil
Cloth scraps
Lighter

Throw some cocktails in that general direction. The ensuing inferno will eventually reach the area under the balloon and burst it.

>>728565318
This

>>728565177
>The term "firearm" is defined in the Gun Control Act of 1968, 18 U.S.C. Section 921(a)(3), to include "(A) any weapon (including a starter gun), which will, or is designed to or may readily be converted to expel a projectile by the action of an explosive; (B) the frame or receiver of any such weapon...." Based on Section 921(a)(3), air guns, because they use compressed air and not an explosive to expel a projectile, do not constitute firearms under Federal law — unless they are manufactured with the frames or receivers of an actual firearm. Accordingly, the domestic sale and possession of air guns is normally unregulated under the Federal firearms laws enforced by ATF.[29]

>Gunpowder ≠ Compressed air

fuck off faggot.

>>728551432
>How do you do it?

By accepting the truth

There is no balloon.

Boosted laser pointer. Easiest option.

The irony of OP's statement indicating 'no firearms (or the basic 'gist' of an apparatus firing a projectile in a certain direction under a given velocity) where probably 9 out of 10 posts include just that

>>728565922
I add and even dare to say these posters are American and basically foreseeing weaponry as a solution to everything

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DONE!

Stick a needle on toy drone

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I WANT THAT BALLOON DESTROYED

AND PICTURES OF IT!

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>>728551432
I have this "illegal" laser you can burst balloons at that range, I guess Id get a chair and a cloth to fix the point it concentrates its heat.

>>728551432
Get their phone number and pay them $1000 to pop it. I win. I use my phone.

>>728551432
Easy lol. Nerf guns+ pushpins

>>728566116
>You are allowed to use things you have in your house, but no firearms

are you illiterate?

Cell phone.

Call up DHS and tell them it's an illegal who made fun of Trump's Wall.

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>>728566294
Balloon is moving

>>728566300
That depends on the used methods by 'them', i.e. no firearms allowed in their methodology as well

That's shifting the dillema to the neighbours and does not provide a sufficiently appliable method

>>728566380
Yeah 100m, nerf guns

>>728566294
I also have an air rifle.. but I feel like thats cheating...

>>728551432
59 tomahawk missiles

Giant poking device made out of chopsticks

>>728566597
The way the other 59 missiles performed, I wouldn't count on that.

>>728566037
Tell me about it, why do all these Amerifats need to compensate so badly? Why the obsession with weapons as a end all be all solution. If attacked you just need to realize there is no need to resist, just comply and all will be fine, realizing this has created a very peaceful and serene Europe and it can so for you if you'd just come to your senses.

These "criminals" are in reality just misunderstood and most likely too poor to afford much needed pharmaceuticals and antiseptic liquids, not to mention basic clothing like shoes, proper fitting jeans, and other accouterments that help increase their self esteem amongst their peers. The lack of proper attire also leads them to much frustration with the opposite sex, so much so that they occasionally could be overly aggressive in seeking the release that the opposite sex provides. In these circumstances too it is highly recommended to comply and all will be well, as a matter of fact you can think of it as helping the less fortunate meet their needs. I mean is that worth a life?

The above notwithstanding, it's a known and verifiable fact that just being within 5,000m of a gun will increase your likelihood of being a victim of guns, including self inflicted injury, by over 126,000%.

I just wish you Amerifats would realize that the massive numbers of preventable gun deaths per year in America at over 100k in 2014 alone would be near 0 if you would just let go of that antiquated amendment that was written with slings and arrows in mind. The world is waiting for you to come to your senses.

>>728566482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SMit50oGmQ
pretty sure it doesnt matter much

>>728558178
>You are allowed to use things you have in your house
>can't as a civilian

Doesn't matter if it's not allowed it just has to be in the fucking house. OP didn't specified that the thing have to be legal.

>>728551432
A ladder and a needle

>>728551432
build a blowgun from a pipe I've save for just that. Needles and some fabric will be enough as a plug/stabilizer

>>728566812
>calling us Amerifats
>"peaceful and serene Europe"

yeah, what about your problem with muslims mowing over people with stolen trucks, or blowing up themselves next to a group of people while being flooded with immigrants who are too scared to fight for their own homeland?

>>728551432
I`m virgin, so, I only need to cum and pop that balloon with sperm

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i pay my butler an extra 200 dollars for him to go pop it. i collect 1 millionz,,now someone / this thread for me..

>>728567226
and a gun would have stopped that how? understanding their needs and providing for them is the only solution. Only amrifats think guns.

depending on how many tries i get i'd just throw kitchen knives at it.

Failing that i'd make the ol homemade peashooter
basic tube, cut finger off a rubber glove, duct tape, peas = gg

>>728568077
fuck off
shoot them when they try to cross the border

>>728551432
I have a lazer pointer that can light a match on fire from 100 yards. I'd bet that would do it just fine.

>>728568275
Evidence? Supporting that claim with a YouTube video or possibly scientific literature may strengthen your claim

>declare balloon on my private property
>balloon is now violating my NAP
>nuke it

i'll take my $1m in bitcoins

>>728553797
>caustic acid

>>728551432

I get my phone, call a friend and say ill giv him $1000 if he goes and pops the balloon

>>728568624
And what would require you to land that nuke? How is this remotely realistic? If stating complete nonsense like that you might as well ask God to initiate a hail storm in the hope the hail would hit the balloon

>>728551432
I would call the local pizza guy and pay him 100 bucks to pop it

>>728568800
give him another $1000 to fuck your wife while he's over sure. fucking cuck

>>728568560
Are you really this retarded? A high density laser is how they killed osama. Do some research dumbfuck

>>728568874
>taking it this seriously

sorry brah ok i'll go for the millionth "air rifle/call the owner" answer in the thread.