this is my crush haven't texted her in a while don't

>>728535099
OP you gotta text her what you just wrote for us - you got dubs

>>728535099
whelp enjoy writing that, nice dubs kek

>>728535099
screenshot yourself nigger

>>728535187
>>728535189
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>728535188

>>728535187
>>728535189
fml ur right

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

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>>728535284
>>728535187
>>728535189
it's done kill me

Sometimes I sit in the bathtub and jerk off and then when I Cum I bend my dick towards my face and try to catch it all

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>>728535446

>>728535446
w-wanna kiss?

I had a friend tell me that I should just force myself on you

Yes it's true fair maiden for years I have sought after your embrace

Tongue punch Le fart box.

I dream about licking your feet sara it gets my cock SO hard

Quit freaking out. I know it's exiting, but I'm just a regular guy

M'lady

Ye it's true bby girl.
Been little scared to tell ya but meh fuck it right?
lets get something to eat tomorrow or soming

>>728535641
Bumpnfor this

>>728535662
bump

>>728535642
>>728535597
>>728535665

close

Your ass is grass and I wanna mow it

b-b-baka it's not like I like you and jerk off to you everynight or anything...

Show her your dick

yea, I wanted you to know. Friendzone time?

Hah it's just a prank bro fucken Rekt kid

>>728535711
Winrar. Do it faggot.

Come on, lets bang.
It'll be bad but it'll be quick.

Wanna share a stick of bubblegum?

No I don't habe a crush on you, but want to hook up sometime? I'm a lonely virgin autist

>>728535642
Tell her why u have crush on her. Thats the best way I guess

Send nudes

I do have a crush on you. I've kinda wanted to butt fuck you for some time now.

>>728535641
>I dream about licking your feet sara it gets my cock SO hard

Rerolling for this

>>728535711
My fucking sides dudes

>>728535662
this

snooPING AS usual I see

>>728535733
Check em!

>>728535711
That escalated quickly

Hey doll! Let's meet up for some tea so I CAN PUNCH YOUR PUSSY WITH MY DICK YOU CUMGUZZLING WENCH

>>728535711
>>728535733
Do it nigger

>>728535711
winrar bitch post htis

Wanna shit on my chest?

>>728535711
>Show her your dick

Hahahah fuck

I actually do for real

Op went full faggot

Yeah...can I sniff ya butthole a little bit?

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>>728535099
> communism will win

I wanna l-l-l-lick ya from ya head to ya toes!

>>728535811
>>728535733
>>728535711
Damn

Is op kill¿

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>>728535711
well

ITT OP left.

Rolling for tits or gtfo

>>728535711
DOIT!

>>728535890
Wow. Abort this thread. OP is a god damn faggot.

>>728535890
Faggot

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti

>>728535892
Roll

"Legs" is the word of the day,
How about you cum over to mine and spread the word?

>>728535868

This

>>728535890
I really want to butt fuck you. with no condom on

send nudes

>>728535890
you can say faggot or just smart he tricked ya'll mther fkers

Sara this isn't easy for me to tell you i was born with a condition called micro-penis it's hard for me to admit but I love you and I need to know that you are ok loving me and my tiny penis

Tell her that her profile picture is fucking stupid

>>728535997
roll

Dinosaur pasta

>>728535662
Do ths op

do you want to go on a date?

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

I want you to pound my ass with a strap on like my mom used to

the hacker named 4chan told me to tell you i have a crush on you and it rhymes

>>728535890
Tell her

- I suffer from double personality disorder. Sorry the gay faggot side took over and didn't know how to handle the situation. But I regular me am in control once again. And now I'll freely show you my anus to show I'm in your control my ladyboy princess.-

I'm a massive faggot

>>728536036
roll

please king madame, mail me, if you dare, your underpants.

send nudes

I want to shit in your pussy

>>728536036
reroll

>>728536053
this

>>728536056
roll

>>728535890
Niggers tongue my anussss xddd

>>728536056
Roll

I'm actually a huge faggot but you kinda turn me straight

>>728536077
fuckin winrar!

Hello and welcome to kekistan

>>728536077
WINRAR

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>>728535890
wheezing

okay I'm sorry, I actually have a crush on you. I didn't know how to word it so I asked a bunch of strangers what to say because I am scared to say what I actually feel. I hope I don't come of as too stupid, but do you want to have dinner with me next Friday?

>>728536057
Rollerino

>>728536077
Oh fuck...

i don't want you, i want only Khlav Kalash. ... Khlav Kalash

"My spider senses are telling me you don't feel the same about me"

>>728536056
roll!

You should come over and have dinner with me and my mom.
She's making mac and cheese.

Wtf my dick pic isn't sending
And link the thread

Well i really like you, but you are obviously not into me tho.

Pretty much going to kill myself

>>728536125
this

I want to jackhammer your doo doo hole.

>>728536056
Rolling

sorry my internal thoughts spilled out onto the phone like sphagetti, m'lady- Perhaps, -looks down, shaking with nervousness, but smiles, remembering that I am a master of sexual techniques that i've practiced in over 9000 hentai video games and videos..and it's time to put them to the test- *With a glint in my eye* What I meant to say, fine lady, is wouldst thou accompany me to a moving picture show sometime in the near future? Perhaps then your..flesh sheathe..will moisten at my charm..and I can show you my true power...

>>728536077
holy moly

>>728536077
>>728536100
>>728536122
OH SHIT...in the poossay!

>>728536056
Roll. Get.

>>728536155
You stole my dubs nigger

>>728536053
>- I suffer from double personality disorder. Sorry the gay faggot side took over and didn't know how to handle the situation. But I regular me am in control once again. And now I'll freely show you my anus to show I'm in your control my ladyboy princess.-
Kek rolling for this

I am letting people on 4chan write my responses because i am a insecure male. Yet i still have a crush on you and if you have the slightest feelings for me I am sure I can make you the happiest being in this univers

>>728536100
Check'd

>>728536077
>>728536100
Kek kek

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>>728536077
sigh

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>>728536077
Winrar

>>728536166
Winrar. You are a faggot. Tell her.

>>728536195
<3

We are getting in a relationship for at least a year or I'm raping you at least 3x a week for a year. Your choice

>>728536179
Rolling for this

fuck me daddy

well this was a fine ride, now it's time for raping

>>728536222
Trips wins dubs

>>728536122
>>728536100
>>728536077

Praise fucking kek

>>728536222
CHECK'D

>>728536228
now it's gettin real in here

Wanna go out and lynch some niggers?

>>728536179
reroll

>>728536228
This is a good thread

Show her your dick or tell her you are an ugly cunt

>>728536222
TRIPS!!!

Reroll this (normally on mobile so idk how to quote here, let's hope it works)

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traps are not gay

it's latin:

a minchia sbrugghiata unn'avi patruni

Sara, I've liked you for a very long time. For real. We always have a great time together, and I see no reason for why we couldn't take things further if you'd like that too. So Sara, would you please do me the honor of letting me shit in your pussy?

>>728536222
Winrar

I'm a huge faggot, but thinking about sticking my dick inside of you kind of makes me straight. Will you let me?

>>728536350
roll

>>728536222
reroll

>>728536337
You failed.

>>728536350
do it

succ me

>>728536222
reroll

>>728536349
roll

>>728536388
So did you

>>728536350
reroll

>>728536125
This one pls

>>728536388
win.fag

>>728536349
It's not you cunt

>>728536222
Just post trips

I'm sorry
(links thread)

>>728536350
come on

>>728536415
roll

>>728536283
No.

>>728536222
>I am letting people on 4chan write my responses because i am a insecure male. Yet i still have a crush on you and if you have the slightest feelings for me I am sure I can make you the happiest being in this univers


Trips ABOVE ALL. Send her this NOW.

wanna have a threesome with me and my uncle?

Your mother is a bitch, i want to be maggot that will eat her corpse

I want to kill myself

>>728536350
kek

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Whats taking so long OP?
Better not have pussied out on us

Say you like me or i will molest your family.

>not wanting /b/ to fuck up any astronomical chance you had to be with your crush (she sounded keen)
>Being on /b/

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Hitler did nothing wrong

>>728536125
I want to save OP pls lets get him sara

>>728536179
rolling again

>>728535528
Roll.

>>728536488
fucking KEK

>>728536462
DO IT!!!

>>728536488
CHECKED

>>728536488
winrar

also
>get thread

>>728536462
Itt he doesn't give a fuck

>>728536350
roll

>>728536488
W I N R A R

>>728536488
winrar

>>728536485
he did the "i wanna shit in ur poose"
op aint no fag
for now

>>728536488
>Say you like me or i will molest your family.
HAHAHA winrar!

>>728536462
>>728536222
DO IT YOU CUCK

>>728536506
Rolllllllarinio

>>728536350
again

OP LEFT US

>>728536544
kek blesses us with repeating digits
praise kek

>>728536040
HAHAHA ROLL

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>>728536544
Checkkkkkk

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YOOO BBY IMA FUCC UR PUSY SOO G UR GUNA NEDD A BORSHUN FROM JEZUS 2 KILLL MY LIL NIGGA

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>>728536388

Op if you kill this you'll die a horrible death!

>>728536613
reroll

>>728536618
Fucking faggot op kys

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>>728536222
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT!

>>728536506
reroll for trips

>>728536222
REROLL THIS SHIT GOD DAMMIT

>>728536350
rolling

>>728536618
Do the trips OP it'll also save you

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Your mother is whore

>>728536350
trying this

>>728536488
This one

>>728536673
only first one counts ffs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728536618
the fuck? you fucking faggot

>>728536618
you fag you better write this one
>>728536222

>>728536350
go

>>728536618
There were like 8 gets before that one. Fucking kys

>>728536733
winner

>>728536743
Right?!

>>728536222
roll

>>728535099
Vill du knulla?

Your teeth are like stars, so yellow and far apart from each other.

>>728536747
only first one counts

>>728536733
WINRAR

>>728536788
winrar

>million gets
>faggot op only uses shitty ones
>what a fucking waste

>>728536788
>>728536799
Back to back!

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ITT: OP is a fucking faggot
/thread/

>>728535733
Winrar

>>728536733
WINRAR

>>728536788
thats funi

My cock is rock and I'm gonna stick it in your dick sock!!!

>>728536733
dubbs

Is this now a get thread?

>>728536788
>>728536799
Kek is with us

>>728535811
Winrar

>>728536799
first one? fucking faggot send all of em

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>>728536733

You're suppose to get pussy from this, you're fucking shit up OP, SEND LINK AND CRY IN CORNER

Do you squirt?

>>728536733
>>728536350
OP had better deliver

Hurry up OP!

Can we just fuck and forget it happened?

>>728536618
op you are a dense motherfucker, holy shit just kill yourself at this point

>>728536222
OP DELIVER

REEEEEEE

this is going downhill real fast

>>728536933
lifesaver here op

>>728536933
D-d-dubs mi frend

>>728536799
I really hope you get raped

Your mother is bitch, fuck her corpse

>>728536661
almost quads noice

your chances with your crush are done op

>>728536933
winner

>>728536907
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT I REPEAT NOT A FAGGOT

>>728536222
Fucking trips

>>728536788
Zing

>>728536222
re rolling for this because OP is a tit
kek has been with me today.

Sara, check out my thread on 4chan (=
>>728535099

>>728536933
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>728536999
CHECKED

I'm a cuck and want to watch you getting railled by niggers cause I'm an insecure beta cumslut

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>>728536933

>>728536999
trips says winner

>>728536999
Wasted trips. Top kek

do you want to eat pizza roll

Rape it is then

>>728537001
OP is a fucking faggot cunt.
The time OP wasn't a fucking faggot was that dude a few days ago who put his shit, cum, piss and salt into a smoothie and put it on the internet for all /b/ to witness.
That OP wasn't a fag.
this op is a fag.

>>728537096
Damn OP sorry we ruined your chances with your crush but at least we're getting dubs and trips out the ass tonight

>>728537099
not doing this, waiting for next ones

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>>728536222
Trips of luck op

>>728536985
Rolling for this

>>728537096
Why are you judging me?

>>728537096
You mean poopieface

>>728536222
reroll

>>728537152

this

A minchia sbrugliata unn'avi patruna

>>728536222
OP fucking do this cunt

>>728537200
nice

>>728536975
Rollerino

>>728536222
Rerolling this since OP doesn't like trips. What a faggot.

I still live u :3 lol

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Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>728537200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA do it FAGGOT

>>728537200
Checked

>>728537096
your profile picture is gay

>>728536999
Trips again

>>728537158
Please get your white privilege out my face! You white cis scum!

Done

says sara the turboslut as I penetrated her boipussy with my throbbing faggity fag fag cock

>>728537099
nice

Oh Jesus Christ Sara I'm sorry I lost my phone and people are sending this shit I just got on my computer and saw all this

>>728537267
This

>>728536222
OP DO THIS.

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>>728537200

>>728537250
Reply

>>728536222
winrar!

>>728537290
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>728537333
Trips! HELLO

>>728535099
Tits or GTFO

>>728537333
TRIPS OF CONFIRMATION

>>728537333
Winrar

>>728537355
wasted get faggot

>>728537202
hahahahah eroe

>>728536222
>>728537333
ok alright i do this you win, it's against rules but whatever

>>728537324
FUCKING THIS OP DON'T FUCK UP YOUR CHANCES BRO PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

>>728537347
For fucks sake... Now you can't ignore this.

>>728537333

>>728537347

Fucking kek

>>728537333
TRIPS!!!!!!!

Fuck your mother on her coffin FuCK OFF YouTube bitch your fother molest you

>>728536125
go

>>728537333
>>728536222
Double trips, OP better deliver

Listen, sorry about all that other stuff that "I" said i got nervous and let my stupid "friend" write for me. The thing is I really like you and I was wondering if you maybe wanted to hang out sometime? I swear I'm not a crazy weirdo.

>>728537333
GET x2

>>728537333
COME THE FUCK ON OP

Will quads happen ?

>>728537333>>728537355
All the g-gets ch-checccccccked

>>728537406
Roll

Link her to this thread

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728535099
>>728537373
Rerolling for tits

>>728537347

Fine then I'll fuck your corps
some dishes are best served cold

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>>728536228
Send her this.
And caption it
"Can we fuck like this gay couple?"

>>728535641
Dis.

U squirt?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728537398
Rollin

I'm going to kill myself if you dont have sex with me

jokes on you, i'm actually gay

Your father molest you, and he iż old prick

Let me floss with your ass hair

Shit, my brother just stole my phone and texted you on behalf of the people from this site called "fourchan". I am so, so sorry!! It won't happen again. Can you please forgive me and let me shit in your pussy?

No I'm not joking, next time I see you you're 100% getting raped

>>728537508
rolling for this

>>728537347
FOR YOU

>>728537533
oh fuck

>>728537473
roll

>>728537532
reroll

>>728537506
This

Do I make you horny?

>>728537472

this

If I could make your pussy a pokemon, I'd make it squirtle. ;)

>>728537533
Oh shiiiiit

>>728537487
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Me too friend. Me. Too.

>>728537532
rolling

>>728537533
HAhaha WINRAR

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>>728537333
>>728537347

>>728537406
roll

>>728537333
deliver faggot

>>728537532
Roll

IN THIS THREAD OP IS TALKING TO OP PRETENDING TO BE HIS CRUSH

want to discuss the intricacies of the plot of farscape?

>>728535099
Sara... I just want you to know that you are the reason I'm fucked in the head... You did this to me. And Imma undo it, ya hear? I grab my dads revolver... AND UNDO THE SHIT U DID TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728537406
Roll

>>728537600
WINRAR

>>728537473
Tollin

I have been stalking you for the past 3 years
When you have a baby i will steal it and eat it

>>728537555
WINRAR!

>>728537506
Roll for this

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Send her the link of this thread

>>728537333
OP YOU''BE REMEMBERED AS THE ONE OP, THE ONE YOU DARED TO GOBEYOND HIS FAGGOTRY AND BECAME A LEGEND, DO THIS OP AND YOUR STORY WILL BE ETERNAL

>>728537584

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>728537584
*you're

I tried to save you op

>>728537600
winning

>>728537600
winrar

>>728537566
Oh yes bby dubs of glory

>>728537347
I am sorry, I was just goofing. I really have a crush on you tho, I dream of you queefing in my ear at night, I wish you would give me a lot of beautiful acoustic children, so we could ruin our lifes, together

>>728537566
>>728537566
>>728537566
>>728537566
>>728537566
>>728537566

>>728537608
>acoustic works of fiction

You're*

>>728537584
A cute and lovable asshole

>>728537619
This and then just stop texting her

Vape in my asshole and call me your meme slut

>>728537555
Trips of justice reporting in sir

Send me nudes or i will rape and murder your entire family

>>728537584
kek, I want a trio with you and a nigger

>>728537666
OH BOY.

>>728537635
Roll

"look at this thread
>>728535099"

>>728537533
OP DO THIS OR GTFO RN

>>728537584
you're* you dumb bitch

>>728537600
WIIINING

>>728537666
>>666

THREAD IS DYING!! MAKE NEW THREAD NAO!!!!

>>728537694
Rolling

>>728537584
honesty prevails
who would've thought

>>728537655
nice

>>728537626
pizzaroll

>>728537694
Rollerino

>>728537666
check em satanic get bois

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>>728537533
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>728537635
Again

>>728537766
the gets in this thread are fucking insane

>>728537766
Check em

>>728537766
Oh shit

>>728537152
kek

>>728537533
Winner!¡!!!!!¡!!!!

>>728537584
You're* you fucking bitch I swear to god women like you make me fucking sick. The only thing I like a about you is you make my peepee hard, but your complete lack of spelling makes me regret messaging you. Not even worth nutting inside of you heartless, brainless bitch. And another thing your mom is hotter than you, slut.

>>728537608
>IN THIS THREAD OP IS TALKING TO OP PRETENDING TO BE HIS CRUSH
Goddamnit you're right that's why it says "Sara is typing" in each screen shot because if you notice the keyboard he has things written out. ABANDON SHIP BOYS.


OP IS A FAGGOT FUCKING LIAR.

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>>728537600
>>728537584

Only buy cheesecake on sale, if hamburger 3 don't do it when only bringing tuesdays. I only give 4% effort

>>728537684
this. rollling

>>728537800
Kek

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>>728537666

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OP

>>728537831
hear that my dude? ur crush is long gone kek

>>728537823
Reroll