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Sir, we've gotten reports of some illegal dubs in the area.

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Sir, we've gotten reports of some illegal dubs in the area. I'm going to need you to roll please.
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>>728510495

No dubs here officer.
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>>728510495
Cash dez hands bich
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What are you talking about officer?
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>>728510649
You're free to go, anon. But I'm watching you like Louis C.K. watches videos on Blacked
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>>728510495
All my dubs are legal sir, I have license
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Uh...no dubs here sir.
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I'll just dubstep out of the car like you asked.
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Nigger I ain't get no dubs
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All in order here officer.
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right away officer.
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Don't mind me, officer. Here are some singles.
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I've seen no dubs around here
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Fuck you officer
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DINDU NUFFIN
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Free dubs here, kind sir. Just holding some trips
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What about trips, quads, and quints?
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>>728510932
Keep your eyes peeled. You know muslims and their dubs.
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Safe here, officers
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Shit. Better play it cool.
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Nothing to see here, sir.
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>728511231
Sauce please.
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I have no dubs sir
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Of course, officer, I'd be glad to roll for you.
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I've got nothing illegal here, sir!
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You planted those dubs!
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I have no dubs sir, absolutly none
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im clean, sir
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>>728511522
OOOOOOOOOOO
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>>728511522
Sir please step out of the vehicle, bend over, spread your cheeks, and lift your sack.
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>>728511522
GET ON THE GROUND
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>>728511613
>>728511610
>>728511626

Relax guys, I've got a license to dubs.
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>>728511761
May I ask where you bought these dubs sir?
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>>728511866
WOah officer please get your dubs away from us
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>>728511866
Kek City, Population: 1
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>>728511866
Corrupt cop! Corrupt cop!
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>>728510495
No dubs here officer just a ton of suggestive picture of younglings
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>>728512077
Crap
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Pft. Dubs? I only carry trips, occifers! You got the wrong anon!
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>>728512032
Do I look like a fucking idiot to you anon? I know for a fact there are no dubspensaries in Kek city. Now, you wanna try again or am I gonna have to call Sgt. Cuck down here with a K-9?
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>>728510495
Fried chicken?
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>>728512160
...Ok I'm lying. But seriously, no dubs.
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>>728511965
I'm fully authorized to use lethal dubs when necessary sir. It's part of the job.
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No dubs here sir
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Absolutely none
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>implying dubs
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Shit, better hide my dubs
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Fuck you pig, you'll never get my dubs!
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Oh good they didn't see my dubs
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>>728512533
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!!!
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>>728512324
Understood Sir Officer!
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>>728512652
Shoot faggot! You'll never kill the movement!

#dublivesmatter
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lol no dubs
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I have nothing
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>>728512737
so trips and quads lives don't matter
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If I have dubs back there you are free to cut off my nipples and make me eat them!
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ok
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no problem
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>>728510495
I'm clean I swear
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>>728510495
you have nothing on me pig
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>>728513003
shit fuck
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>>728510495
rolling for the dubs
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>>728510495
I am above the law
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All my dubs are legal.
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>>728510495
No officer problem. I can dub you don't mine I listen toadio while I doing this lel
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Go to hell
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>>728510495
AM I BEING DETAINED?!? I WANT TO SEE YOUR BADGE NUMBER RAPIST!
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>>728513313
Did someone say toad?
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check em singles
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>>728513313
pisses on dubs.
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No, dubs. I don't have any officer.
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>>728510495
No sir, I only trip.
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>>728510495
No dubs here officer.

Officer Segal here.

>>728511522
You're a lying sack of shit you know that? GET ON THE GROUND, I WILL FIRE
>>728511866
YOU TOO ASSBAG
>>728512077
WE'VE GOT A WISE GUY HERE TOO? I WILL FUCKING NEUTER YOU WITH A PISTOL
>>728512533
YOU'RE GOING TO ROT PRISONER SCUM
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Officer ive got an important meeting to go to, now ill be on my way
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>>728514177
>>728514149
NO THE FUCK YOU WON'T

THE ONLY MEETING YOU HAVE IS WITH A JUDGE
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>>728514399
I'M UNDER COVER, UNDERCOVER, DON'T FIRE>>728514149
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I'm innocent...
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It ain't me
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>>728514149
Thanks for coming clutch Officer. Someone's gotta keep these apes in line.
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>>728513519
so fucking creepy
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>>728514399
Oh shit, a corrupt cop
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>>728510495
I'm not rollin, fuck you copper
rollin
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>>728510495
Ill just move along, sir
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>>728514622
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CREEPY, YOU YOU CREEPY SCUM
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
*SHOOTS WHOLE CLIP"
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>>728510495
H-ha ha, no dubs here, officer....
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>>728514894
>>728514797
Nah you're good
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>>728510495
You want them? TAKE THEM!
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there are too many keks in this thread pls stop
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>>728510495
No dubs here officer go back to donut munching piggy
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>>728510495
Does this come with a reach around?
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>>728515259
Only if you bribe me and give me a second to shut off my bodycam
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I never get dubs
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Only singles here buddy :-)
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>>728510495
I assure you I'm a law abiding citizen.
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Cop lives don't matter
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No dubs only trips
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>>728515844
>>728514986
Your life doesn't. Sorry, not sorry.
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>>728515844

Checked
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>>728515844
YOU'RE GETTING TASED COCKBAG
GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND CUCK
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I guess I'll just go ahead and give you these
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>>728510495
None here
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The dubs are in my ass, sir
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Nothing of interest here.
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>>728516216
Officer Segal, cavity search. Long, deep, and hard.
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No problem officer, here's my roll
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I called in Sauce daddy... He should be coming soon before too long to sauce this person just to see if its' fake.
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>>728516883
WRONG THEAD, ABORT THAT!!!

meant to reply to http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/728505510/hi-betards-im-an-gay-asian-man-roast-me-like-you#bottom
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>>728516919
You'd fuck that trap, anon
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>>728517126
No comment

However we need to know who it is. I got sauce daddy in, he'll sauce anything... so maybe we'll learn if it's OC or not. It's probably not tho
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no dubbers here mistah
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>>728517340
How does sauce daddy work this magic?
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Rollerino
.
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I can assure you, I'm clean, officer.
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>>728517904
IDFK, All I know is he's always on the damn gif section saucing everything. I'm almost sure he could sauce OC and give location and time of year, he;s a fucking god.
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>>728510495
O-ofcourse officer
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There is my roll officer
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I've only got a single for you m8
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>>728518733
You'll never take me alive, faggots!
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>>728518733
You're lucky I unloaded my entire clip into>>728515987
>>728515844


You're only under arrest lying son of a dubswhore mother.
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No dubs here sirs.
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>>728510495
no problem officer.
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>>728510495
Wont happen again
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Roll?
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>>728510495
>stares intently
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>>728510495
No dubs here!
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>>728521667
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>>728510495
I love police
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>>728510495

No dubs here sir.
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I don't believe in dubs officer
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I dindu nuffin, fuck you pig
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These dubs are for my glaucoma officer
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>>728523934
I mean these
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Not me, officer. I just got out of jail.
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>>728510495
Yoyo niggas
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Just on my way to the club
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>>728510495
I have no dubs officer
But I have the bubs
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>>728510495
Nothing to see here, officer
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Fuck off copper
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Haha D-Dubs? I-I don't even know what dubs are, officer. Is it a type of candy?
>glances at glove compartment
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>>728510495
I didn't do it
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>>728510495
wasnt me
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Nothing to see here officer
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No dubs here..
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No dubs here, officer!
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Nothing here that isn't licensed, officer.
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aint no dubs here officer
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>>728510495
yes no, mr. police man, sir. me no dub. you go check idubbz. he has doubles dub, I swear. yes?
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What if trips?
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>>728525998
FFFFUUU so close
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>>728524800
>>728524800
>>728524800
>>728524800

call reinforcements!
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All good here officers
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Pls I dunwanna go to the jail offiser
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>>728526041
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>728510495

am i free to go officer?
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Good he didn't see my dubs
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yikes
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>>728526182
Yes now you can go fuck some lolis
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No dubz hear officer
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>>728526267
Keked
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>>728510495
cya officer
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Nothing to see here
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shittt
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>>728510495
Do you have a warrant?
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Well I aint gonna get some dubs
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*Reaches for my phone that has a case which looks like a gun*
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>>728526267
>mfw niggers brag about fucking white girls
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>>728510495
awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>728510495
Here Sir have this
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>>728510495
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>>728527676
>7676
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Absolutely, officer. Lemme get my whiskey first.
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>>728510495
i'll have you know these dubs are perfectly legal officer
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N'aw sir, I ain't got no dubs here, fo sho'...
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