Sir, we've gotten reports of some illegal dubs in the area. I'm going to need you to roll please.
>>728510495
No dubs here officer.
>>728510495
Cash dez hands bich
What are you talking about officer?
>>728510649
You're free to go, anon. But I'm watching you like Louis C.K. watches videos on Blacked
>>728510495
All my dubs are legal sir, I have license
Uh...no dubs here sir.
I'll just dubstep out of the car like you asked.
Nigger I ain't get no dubs
All in order here officer.
right away officer.
Don't mind me, officer. Here are some singles.
I've seen no dubs around here
Fuck you officer
DINDU NUFFIN
Free dubs here, kind sir. Just holding some trips
What about trips, quads, and quints?
>>728510932
Keep your eyes peeled. You know muslims and their dubs.
Safe here, officers
Shit. Better play it cool.
Nothing to see here, sir.
Nothing to see here officer
>>728511231
Sauce please.
I have no dubs sir
Of course, officer, I'd be glad to roll for you.
I've got nothing illegal here, sir!
You planted those dubs!
I have no dubs sir, absolutly none
im clean, sir
>>728511522
OOOOOOOOOOO
>>728511522
Sir please step out of the vehicle, bend over, spread your cheeks, and lift your sack.
>>728511522
GET ON THE GROUND
>>728511613
>>728511610
>>728511626
Relax guys, I've got a license to dubs.
>>728511761
May I ask where you bought these dubs sir?
>>728511866
WOah officer please get your dubs away from us
>>728511866
Kek City, Population: 1
>>728511866
Corrupt cop! Corrupt cop!
>>728510495
No dubs here officer just a ton of suggestive picture of younglings
>>728512077
Crap
Pft. Dubs? I only carry trips, occifers! You got the wrong anon!
>>728512032
Do I look like a fucking idiot to you anon? I know for a fact there are no dubspensaries in Kek city. Now, you wanna try again or am I gonna have to call Sgt. Cuck down here with a K-9?
>>728510495
Fried chicken?
>>728512160
...Ok I'm lying. But seriously, no dubs.
>>728511965
I'm fully authorized to use lethal dubs when necessary sir. It's part of the job.
No dubs here sir
Absolutely none
>implying dubs
Shit, better hide my dubs
Fuck you pig, you'll never get my dubs!
Oh good they didn't see my dubs
>>728512533
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!!!
>>728512324
Understood Sir Officer!
>>728512652
Shoot faggot! You'll never kill the movement!
#dublivesmatter
lol no dubs
I have nothing
>>728512737
so trips and quads lives don't matter
If I have dubs back there you are free to cut off my nipples and make me eat them!
ok
no problem
>>728510495
I'm clean I swear
>>728510495
you have nothing on me pig
>>728513003
shit fuck
>>728510495
rolling for the dubs
>>728510495
I am above the law
All my dubs are legal.
>>728510495
No officer problem. I can dub you don't mine I listen toadio while I doing this lel
Go to hell
>>728510495
AM I BEING DETAINED?!? I WANT TO SEE YOUR BADGE NUMBER RAPIST!
>>728513313
Did someone say toad?
check em singles
>>728513313
pisses on dubs.
No, dubs. I don't have any officer.
>>728510495
No sir, I only trip.
>>728510495
No dubs here officer.
Officer Segal here.
>>728511522
You're a lying sack of shit you know that? GET ON THE GROUND, I WILL FIRE
>>728511866
YOU TOO ASSBAG
>>728512077
WE'VE GOT A WISE GUY HERE TOO? I WILL FUCKING NEUTER YOU WITH A PISTOL
>>728512533
YOU'RE GOING TO ROT PRISONER SCUM
Officer ive got an important meeting to go to, now ill be on my way
>>728514177
>>728514149
NO THE FUCK YOU WON'T
THE ONLY MEETING YOU HAVE IS WITH A JUDGE
>>728514399
I'M UNDER COVER, UNDERCOVER, DON'T FIRE>>728514149
I'm innocent...
It ain't me
>>728514149
Thanks for coming clutch Officer. Someone's gotta keep these apes in line.
>>728513519
so fucking creepy
>>728514399
Oh shit, a corrupt cop
>>728510495
I'm not rollin, fuck you copper
rollin
>>728510495
Ill just move along, sir
>>728514622
YOU KNOW WHAT'S CREEPY, YOU YOU CREEPY SCUM
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
*SHOOTS WHOLE CLIP"
>>728510495
H-ha ha, no dubs here, officer....
>>728514894
>>728514797
Nah you're good
>>728510495
You want them? TAKE THEM!
there are too many keks in this thread pls stop
>>728510495
No dubs here officer go back to donut munching piggy
>>728510495
Does this come with a reach around?
>>728515259
Only if you bribe me and give me a second to shut off my bodycam
I never get dubs
Only singles here buddy :-)
>>728510495
I assure you I'm a law abiding citizen.
Cop lives don't matter
No dubs only trips
>>728515844
>>728514986
Your life doesn't. Sorry, not sorry.
>>728515844
Checked
>>728515844
YOU'RE GETTING TASED COCKBAG
GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND CUCK
I guess I'll just go ahead and give you these
>>728510495
None here
The dubs are in my ass, sir
Nothing of interest here.
>>728516216
Officer Segal, cavity search. Long, deep, and hard.
No problem officer, here's my roll
I called in Sauce daddy... He should be coming soon before too long to sauce this person just to see if its' fake.
>>728516883
WRONG THEAD, ABORT THAT!!!
meant to reply to http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/728505510/hi-betards-im-an-gay-asian-man-roast-me-like-you#bottom
>>728516919
You'd fuck that trap, anon
>>728517126
No comment
However we need to know who it is. I got sauce daddy in, he'll sauce anything... so maybe we'll learn if it's OC or not. It's probably not tho
no dubbers here mistah
>>728517340
How does sauce daddy work this magic?
Rollerino
.
I can assure you, I'm clean, officer.
>>728517904
IDFK, All I know is he's always on the damn gif section saucing everything. I'm almost sure he could sauce OC and give location and time of year, he;s a fucking god.
>>728510495
O-ofcourse officer
There is my roll officer
I've only got a single for you m8
>>728518733
You'll never take me alive, faggots!
>>728518733
You're lucky I unloaded my entire clip into>>728515987
>>728515844
You're only under arrest lying son of a dubswhore mother.
No dubs here sirs.
>>728510495
no problem officer.
>>728510495
Wont happen again
Roll?
>>728510495
>stares intently
>>728510495
No dubs here!
>>728521667
>>728510495
I love police
>>728510495
No dubs here sir.
I don't believe in dubs officer
I dindu nuffin, fuck you pig
These dubs are for my glaucoma officer
>>728523934
I mean these
Not me, officer. I just got out of jail.
>>728510495
Yoyo niggas
Just on my way to the club
>>728510495
I have no dubs officer
But I have the bubs
>>728510495
Nothing to see here, officer
Fuck off copper
Haha D-Dubs? I-I don't even know what dubs are, officer. Is it a type of candy?
>glances at glove compartment
>>728510495
I didn't do it
>>728510495
wasnt me
Nothing to see here officer
No dubs here..
No dubs here, officer!
Nothing here that isn't licensed, officer.
aint no dubs here officer
>>728510495
yes no, mr. police man, sir. me no dub. you go check idubbz. he has doubles dub, I swear. yes?
What if trips?
>>728525998
FFFFUUU so close
>>728524800
>>728524800
>>728524800
>>728524800
call reinforcements!
All good here officers
Pls I dunwanna go to the jail offiser
>>728526041
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728510495
am i free to go officer?
Good he didn't see my dubs
yikes
>>728526182
Yes now you can go fuck some lolis
No dubz hear officer
>>728526267
Keked
>>728510495
cya officer
Nothing to see here
shittt
>>728510495
Do you have a warrant?
Well I aint gonna get some dubs
*Reaches for my phone that has a case which looks like a gun*
>>728526267
>mfw niggers brag about fucking white girls
>>728510495
awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>728510495
Here Sir have this
>>728510495
>>728527676
>7676
Absolutely, officer. Lemme get my whiskey first.
>>728510495
i'll have you know these dubs are perfectly legal officer
N'aw sir, I ain't got no dubs here, fo sho'...