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Club kek is now open Dubs gets you in trips gets you in as vip

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Club kek is now open

Dubs gets you in
trips gets you in as vip
quads you're a celeb
quints you own club kek
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Rollando
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Rollerino
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>>728496819
im running this show now
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yall mind if I...
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I am in?
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Roller
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Let me in ni️️a
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Club is closed.
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Rollioli
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VIP please.
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Movie aside, bud. I'm going in.
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>>728496819
I'm in motherfuckers
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Grown and sexy only
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>>728498039
I SAID IM GOING IN!
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>>728496819

Not coming in, just dropping off a dead cat.
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rollyerino hombre
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>>728498082

Step into our photobooth.
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kek krew
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Rollll
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>>728496819
jk rawlinz
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i wanna join
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>>728496819
pic related gets in
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>>728496819
Rolleroni
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Rolling in
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>>728496819
Shut it down goyim
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I want in..
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>>728498077
It's dope in here. Someone has to do something about that dead cat tho
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this gets in
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>>728496819
Fuk u bich
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>>728498888
wasted quads
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>>728498829
Rerolleroni
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Fcuk
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step aside
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these fags all get in
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>>728498888
Winzip
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these two get in
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>>728497766
Double dubs my dude
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>>728496819
Move fag
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This joint is mine
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>>728498823
Is that a women?
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>>728498260
>Guck dir an meine Doppel

MEIN Doppel, Schwanzlutscher
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>>728496819
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>>728496819
Shia gets in
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>>728496819

Your club is gay, and I don't even want in.

In fact, I'm going to club Zozzle
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>>728496819
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>>728499760
good, stay there, nigger
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>>728496819
Heyyyyyyyyy..
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>>728496819
Hello
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>>728500023
>>728500067
GOD DANG IT UGH LOL
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fuck it
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I once ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

Without any milk
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>728499999
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lol ez
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As a devout worshiper of kek I believe I deserve entrance
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Let me in nigger
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pls
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>>728500351
Pents go to the furrys. Kek works in mysterious ways
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Outta my way fags I'm coming in
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rel
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>>728496819
What do you mean I'm not on the list
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Quints get?
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Am i In?
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>>728500992
000
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>>728501072
Oops
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>>728501151
2222
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Roll the boat
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>>728496819
Let me in nigger
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Welp
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>>728501226
Can we double roll?
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How tough am I? How tough am I?
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Niggers
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Ayy iz club pumpin? Maybe merican girlz like sum fuk??
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>>728501337
Shit what does LEET get me?
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Thanks in advance fatties
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>>728501432
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>>728501432
I come back later when I'm feelin lik drinkin watered down piss!
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let in?
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Only VIP for me
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Please just let me in I'll behave
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Much line, how's about I buy you a drink and you let me in?
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>>728496819
roll
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I eat cum to make my fruit taste better.
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2 in the ampm and I ain't in, who else wants to find another club?
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Sup nigga
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>>728502327
Roll
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>>728496819
Quality kek
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Sup
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>>728502399
Ok, now what? :v
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move out the way, bitch nigger.
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can I get in?
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>>728496819
let me in, fatso. nazi high command here.
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Sure hope I get in
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Only the cool kids are allowed in the club, losers. Here's my ID bouncerman, these Wimmin are with me.
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redy 4 bip
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I paid $40 for this ticket, did I get ripped off?
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>>728496819
kill me
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>>728496819
outta the way i got vip
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>>728496819
Now, if you'll excuse me
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>>728496819
Roller Coster!
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sure hope i didnt waste that molly for nothing !
Rollololol
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>>728496819
This isnt a party till I walk in.
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move you bald nigger
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roll dat
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sup bitches
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i've always been curious about clubs
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quints check em
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>>728503638
OP here. If you pull the trigger for me, I'll pull the trigger for you
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>>728496819
No
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Ayy, I'm in
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>>728496819
sup bitches
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Hello, I'm from Kekistan, may I enter?
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can i stay home
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Rollllll
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hello females
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I'm getting in twice
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>>728496819
am here to investigate
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Let me in, don't you know who I am? I gave Trump massive amounts of my energy to get elected.
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>>728504637
he's not even a real cop. his hat comes right off
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kek has spoken
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>>728496819
coming through
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>>728504764
that wasn't a door, lemme try again
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Vheck em
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let it happen
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>>728496819
rollllllinnnn
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Hot Pockets for everyone
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>>728496819
No way in hell this is going to work but why the fuck not try?
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lemme in
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lemme in boi
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Outta the way plebs
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I know the owner
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keep Rollin Rollin rollin rollin
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Easy.
Kek wills it.
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need some love
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>>728496819
let me in faggot
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>>728496819
rolling
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>>728505735
cmon let me in
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>>728505779
get
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I'd like to gain access to your social club please
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Nigger
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>>728505823
You may enter. you asked nicely
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fuck you
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>>728496819
Sir my name is on the list can you move now
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Ayy lmao
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fuck your club
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ayy
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>>728496819
sir plox let me in im avery ritch euro fag.
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>>728506866
welcome to club kek. can i get you anything?
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>>728496819
Outta the way, peasants.
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Lemme in now?
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>>728496819
can i go in?
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Outta the way and clear out the back. I'm gonna start a bush fire in this bitch!
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>>728501456
dick
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OUTTA THE WAY NIGGER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!
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Rolling for ownership
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>>728496819

rye and ginger kthxbye
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Hey steve. Hows it hanging
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>>728496819
Give me VIP and send lolis on my way.
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>>728496819
rolling
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>>728498888
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No whammy no whammy...
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Harambe, Harambe,
I'm glad he died
Harambe, Harambe,
Now let me inside
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>>728508450
God dammit KEK let me inside I'm sorry for the meme
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By the power of Pepe!
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hope there's no niggers in here.
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>>728496819
Make way, Celeb here
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I'm on the list!
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>>728496819
Rollerino
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>>728496819
>Club
>kek

You can't use kek in something so normie like a nightclub. Artificial and faggoty.
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I've been waiting in line all night.
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Step aside boys, you dont want to get too close to this smelly pussy
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>>728496819
Move, pleb
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Rrrrroling
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>>728496819
Rollin
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>>728508912
Holy fuck how fucking new are you that you dont know club kek? Is this your first fucking night ever being on /b/?
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Move fucksticks
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>>728496819
move it, nigger
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Ah yes, here's my ID
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durbs get
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AYO MANG I'M DA MANG, MANG
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meh
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>>728496819
git er done
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>>728496819
Roll
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>>728496819
>>
>>728496819
Ayy, papi
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>>728496819
Pls
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>>728496819
rolerino for club ownerino
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>>728496819
Rollerino
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rolleru
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>>728496819
Kek
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gibe me the vip
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>>728516365
reroll
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yo
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>>728516391
one more reroll
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i own this bitch
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>>728496819
no niggers in my club
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>>728496819
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>>728516756
reroll
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>>728516776
rereroll
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It appears I left my dubs at home, may I still come in?
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Don't you know who I am
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Why do I even want in to begin with?
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Check the list, im famous youtuber
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>>728496819
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast. Milk.
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>>728518336
No
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check the list again, i know im on the list, everybody knows me
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I'm a looser who masturbates too much If you let me in I'll cum in the margaritas and yell at racists
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Club owner rolling in
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Can I just shit on the dance floor and then go home? I've been eating a LOT of mint ice cream and Famous Bowls.
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Does the club have Halal food? I'll get beaten by my father if I eat impure food.
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>>728496819

Check out my vip status.
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>>728519133

I'ma murder this guy and steal his place. I'm now in.
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drinks on me anon
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Im on the list
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Get out of my club niggers
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>>728496819
Rollin
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Here to sell crack at your club
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cunt
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>>728496819
Atestiguame
Check'em
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>>728520571
rollin
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>>728520602
last one
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>>728497766
IN PRISON BITCH
>>728498077
ONLY GROWN AND SEXY TO YOUR PRISON PARTNER PRISON BITCH
>>728498844
RIGHT INTO PRISON
>>728498866
SHUT YOUR DUBS DOWN NIGGER
>>728498888
MY GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE... I FINALLY FOUND YOU... YOU KILLED MY WIFE YOU SCUMFUCKINGGUTTERSLUTWHORE
>>728498933
ROLLERINOPRISONINGO
>>728498977
AND INTO PRISON
>>728499033
THE ONLY THING WINNING IS THE STATE. ZIP IT PUNK
>>728499300
THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN JAIL
>>728501822
YOU'RE ILLEGAL, BEHAVE IN PRISON
>>728502399
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE OLD FIVE 0 BITCH
>>728503255
ONLY THING YOU'LL BE GRINDING IS STEVE!!! YOUR CELL MATE
>>728504377
EY, IN JAIL
>>728504700
AND WHERE DID IT GET YOU? MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY TRUMP WILL PARDON YOU, TILL THEN JAIL NIGGER
>>728505622
NOW TIME TO PAROLE
>>728506866
AYY LMAO, LETS MEET AN OFFICER, IN JAIL
>>728507800
NO JAIL IS LETTING IN THO
>>728507944
ILLEGAL DUBS AND ARSON? CUNT
>>728507955
DON'T LIKE DICKS? BE CAREFUL WITH THE SOAP THEN
>>728508299
ONLY THING YOU'RE GETTING IS HIV.
>>728508999
PLEB? YOU AUTTA GET SHOT. TO JAIL BITCH
>>728509522
PERFECT, SAVES US A BIT OF PAPERWORK
>>728509655
JAIL GETS
>>728519133
HOW BOUT YOUR JAIL STATUS???
>>728519288
AND ATTEMPTED MURDER. MY GOD.. JAIL
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a man can dream
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>>728521633
fuck yea i got dubs
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AAAAAAYYYYYY
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Let me enterino the cluberino budderino
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bow down faggots
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>>728521232
>>728521633
YOU GOT JAILTIME IS WHAT YOU GOT ASSHOLE
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>>728496819
Roooooolll
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I am god
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>>728496819
Roll
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How much for a beer?
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>>728496819
I forgot my digits at home sir
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>>728522433
NO MORE WARNINGS

>>728522477
NEXT SET OF DUBS DIES
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>>728496819
roll
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>>728522722
fuc
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>>728522722
Oh...

>>728522799
You... You're free to live sir...
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>>728496819
am i allowed in?
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>>728522934
Goodbye cruel dubs
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I own this bitch fags
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>>728523059
No.
>>
Hey, I'm the owner.
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>>728523237
not with those numbers you're not.
>>
Pepperoni rollerino
>>
Let me in. I'm The owner.
>>
these numbers say you will let me in
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>>728523354
See>>728523255
>>728523237
>>
Knock knock
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>>728496819
Hi there
>>
can i come in?
>>
let a winrar in
>>
im in
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>>728523590
No. See >>728523399
>>
I'm mates with the guy who knows the owner.
>>
Ayo its "A Pimp named Nigger" reporting in hoes
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>>728523641
Well too bad you're stingles.
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>>728523641
Guess that's not good enough.
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ROOLLING
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>>728496819
roll nigga.
>>
>>728496819
Give me that quints
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>>728523703
Singles
Go to hell.

>Dubs reporting in
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>>728523762
Nigga... There's so many hundreds of more posts before quints are even possible... don't be a tool, stay in school
>>
CAPSMAN REPORTING IN THIS ISN'T COLOUR WARS
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>>728522722
Pretty ironic don't you think
>>
>>728523959
I think he died homie
See
>>728523068
>>728522934
>>
>>728524055
>>728523399
>>728523255
MY GOD 3 times in a row... I'm on a roll!
>>
>>728496819
imma roll
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Don't call me Ash Check'em for nothing
>>
Fuck it roll
>>
Rolls
>>
>>728496819
Move aside, faggot.
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