Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Still here
Hello
Hello to all my friends. Just finishing some english and taco homework.
>Misaki Claimed
It's a bit ironic that the Dukes of Hazard ran from the police in a Charger
>>728484438
Sorry to hear that. I would comfort you~
Are your shoulders and neck stiff or sore?
>>728484538
Is she psychotic in the anime?
>>728485000
I wish. I slept wrong and now my neck and shoulder are all tight.
claimo
>>728485186
Hi.
>>728484785
>friendzoning the whole thread
>>728484824
a cute..
>>728484991
Movie nerd :x
>>728485108
hm, and is the pain getting better or worse?
>>728485507
The meds are kicking in a bit but I can still feel how tight it is. Its going to suck for the next like 2 days.
>>728485507
Regular nerd
>>728485486
Hello friendo
Read about the neck, feeling any better?
>>728485507
Hiya! It's Sono, right? We haven't really talked ever
>>728484991
why
>>728485669
I took some meds for the headache I got so I feel it a bit less but its still feels like someone is squeezing the side of my neck. How are you.
Janna claimed <3
>>728485684
They're fairly common police cars in the US now
>>728485800
You might have some swollen glands? I'm not a doctor or anything, but that sounds plausible
and I'm well, just got back from visiting college, kinda crazy that I'm starting in like 4 months
>>728485605
Did you move at all yesterday?
>>728485635
Hey, Kurumi, words hurts...
>>728485669
hello~ we should hangout sometime
>>728486256
>tfw got a ticket on the highway going 85 and was pulled over by a Charger
Highway cops in those vehicles are entitled douchers.
>>728486309
Why couldnt it have been a swollen brain? Is it nice there?
>>728486321
Yeah but I think I slept on it wrong and yeah. I hate myself.
>>728486256
I mean, sure, but they weren't when dukes of hazard was popular. But i can see the connection
Well, I guess I'll be using my laptop for a while
>>728486321
Totes totes
Do you like music? Someone and I are going to hang out in rabb.it and share musics in a little bit
>>728486516
Pffffft
A swollen *gland* could be totally wrong, but not a brain :P
And it was really nice! Turns out like 4 other people from my school might be going as well, coincidentally. The weather was perfect, a little crisp but the sun made it juuust warm enough and there was a slight breeze
>>728485445
>>728486922
Yeah but if its the brain I wouldnt have to worry about it being a gland. Its probably cold in the winter.
Claim
>>728486321
No they don't
But sticks and stones do
>>728486359
What were you driving?
>>728486642
It's the same car
Kinda, besides now being a sedan
>>728486910
Hey there Crocodile Dundee
>>728487127
Nah, if it was the brain you'd have much larger problems :P
>>728487371
Claims the claimer :o
>>728487448
Nothing special. 01 Hyundai, so it's not like I had any chance at getting away
>>728485057
Sometimes
>>728487448
Thats not a knife
>>728487526
I've already been claimed
>>728487526
Glasses are cute. Yeah but at least my neck wouldnt be like it is. I just feel like someone is there and I hate it.
>>728486516
Lol do warm up exercises every day! Or at least work for a half hour.
>>728486730
AHAHAHH
>>728486922
I like music but I haven't really listened to it since 2002 when rap died.
>>728487448
Is that a threat?
>>728487607
That anime looks violent, I think I'll skip it...
>>728487739
Why do you hurt me like this :(
>>728487739
Or I dont sleep like I did.
>>728484785
I need some advice
>>728487800
I'm sorry!
>takes you into my arms and squeezes really tight
>>728487853
You're probably really stressed, poor Tomoko...
>>728484558
OOOOUUUU AAAAUUU AAAAAAHHHH OOOUUAAAAHHHH I'M CUMMINGGGGGG!!!!
>>728487667
:o
by whom?
>>728487739
Oh, perfect! We like old school stuff, although we do do some newer stuff which you might not like...
>>728487678
Ikr? I should wear mine more, regardless of cuteness...
But you'd potentially be dying :( Does it hurt that much? And it really feels like someone has their hands around you?
>>728488031
I miss sabagebu
>>728488113
Konata, Ai and someone who doesn't have a waifu :o
>>728487689
>>728488031
Im fine.
>>728488113
Well yeah they help you see. No its just really annoying. I feel like there is someone behind me and I cant relax.
>>728488113
It's all terrible now. . .
You should feel bad for liking that stuff :x
>>728488155
I do too! It they bring it back I hope they use the same director.
He made Sonokawa into more of a bitch than in the manga.
>>728487739
Nah, not too bad.
Claim
>>728487596
There's not a lot of things under $100k that can get away from a police interceptor
>>728487628
Well that's a halberd
>>728487739
Maybe, wacha gunna do about it?
>>728488294
There is sadness in your words...
>>728488359
Is it any good?
>>728488343
She was still pretty fucking awesome as a character though. The anime was absurd and kinda stupid but charming lol
>>728488457
I'm going to cry!
>>728488031
I kind of appreciate that right now. I'll let it slide, this time
>>728488486
Its text.
>>728488486
You tell me.
>>728488200
Does that last one start with an R :o?
>>728488294
Yeah they help a little... It's just so irritating to wear them :(
I honestly feel the same way sometimes, have you tried keeping your back to a wall? It helps me a lot
>>728488343
Oh, not the new rap, but just stuff in general... alt, folk, some lo fi and indie stuff, etc.
it's a good time! you should come by
Claiming
>>728488718
I don't think so, who do you mean? :o
>>728488541
No no no
The anime was perfect in every way!
>>728488593
>holds tight since it's okay...
>>728488628
Rea knows when you're sad.
>>728488698
NO YOU TELL ME
I HAVEN"T SEEN IT YET>>728488718
>>728488718
You're going to listen to music when we're hanging out, right..?
>>728488718
Yeah but contacts disgust me. I almost cry watching people put them in. Not like sadness or something just makes my eyes water thinking about it. I cant sit back in my chair it tightens up my shoulder neck spot.
>>728488457
I see you've played knifey-greataxe before
Claimed
>>728488893
UUUGGH UGGHH OPEN YOUR MOUTH AAAAOOUUHHH
>>728488555
Not exactly what I was going for, but ok
>>728488920
Isn't that the game that ends like a scene from Indiana Jones?
https://youtu.be/7YyBtMxZgQs
>INB4 blocked in Nanny state
>>728488882
Yeah yeah. Im fine.
>>728488830
N-nobody
>>728488882
Of course! We just hang out in a rabbit room and talk about whatever and take turns putting on music
it's seriously very fun
We're starting in a few if you want to come :3
>>728488893
Yeahhhh, contacts are gross. So much worse than glasses. My aversion to them isn't THAT bad, but I'd prefer my eyesight to be worse than it already is than have to wear contacts.
Nonono, I meant like sitting crosslegged against a wall, it could help a lot, and shouldn't pinch at your shoulders
>>728489411
But i'm nobody
I want to know now :o
>>728489411
Ah. Im not going to do that. Thank you for the suggestion. I dont want to sit on the floor.
>>728489389
Maybe. Depends on if you're that stupid.
>we aint that bad
Bye thread~
>>728489389
You're a meanie face!
>>728489390
Well, go get some more rest and drink fruit juice.
>>728489411
I just wanted some fuuuuuk ;~:
>>728489833
I dont have any juice or desire to sleep. Bye sono.
>>728489572
I meant that you're dating yourself :o
>>728489700
Oh, your bed isn't up against a wall? The floor isn't the best place to sit, I'll agree...
>>728489833
Byeee
>>728488882
It's okay.
>>728490027
But Nobody doesn't begin with R :o
>>728490027
It is but I would have to move things. I have stuff on my bed like stuff. It feels more comfy that way.
Toujou Koneko for sure. Claimed
Anyone ever cut their asshole? It is pretty awful
>>728489790
I don't see how I'm the stupid one
>Aussieland is pretty bad
>>728489833
Thanks and get outta here
>>728490152
Rnobody
Yes it does
>>728490153
Oooh, stuff like stuff, very descriptive
>>728490186
Read that as "Touhou Koneko" for a second...
Well, hello regardless! How are you?
>>728490335
How?
>>728490353
I'm good good, how bout yourself?
>>728490353
That's not how it's spelled :o
>>728490353
Well yeah its just random things that take up the other side of my bed.
>>728490430
I'm quite well, I have my heater on and I'm very cozy. Is this your first time posting?
>>728490444
That's not how you're spelled :o
nice repeating digits in a set of three
>>728490462
Ahhh, gotcha, like books and stuff?
>>728490607
Yeah laptop case some clothes. All that sort of stuff. If I dont I would roll around for quite some time.
>>728490607
In this thread and this type of thread yeah.
>>728490607
My whole life is a lie :o
How am i spelled then?
>>728490344
Eh. If you can survive the shots its not stupidity.
>yeah, we're pretty bad
>just not that bad
>>728490384
Toilet paper
Post what you and your waifu are listening to pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwQuAyNYSik
>>728490690
Oh wow, I didn't think you were that restless. It's silly, but you could get those rails they put on bunkbeds? or body pillows to prop up on either side of you
>>728490731
Rben :o
>>728490721
Fun, what brings you here? Always interesting to hear why people post
also it's helpful to keep pictures of the waifu you're claiming so people know who you are :P
>>728490756
I've been shooting myself with low caliber bullets, I't built up an immunity
>>728490883
I don't wipe with sandpaper, so I haven't run into that problem
>>728491170
My waifu is a drawing, so she can't listen to anything
>>728491282
Its not to keep me from falling off the bed. I havent done that in months. Its just so I dont keep readjusting how im laying in my bed when Im trying to fall asleep.
Claiming this cutie.
>>728491287
I buy nice TP, but I have a very delicate asshole
>>728491411
>>728491282
You can't just add an R in front of everything, Rpatches :o
>>728491830
Hi.
>>728491287
Literally no one cares.
>>728491287
Thats how I did it too. Im up to 9mm in the thighs :^)
So, how's everyone doing?
>>728492126
Ehh. What are you up to?
>>728492056
You haven't lived until you've tried a 12 gauge slug to the sternum
I might be taking an early night lads. Might go for a long, lonely bike ride. Who knows.
Goodnight.
>>728492211
Not much
>>728491956
Hi Tomoko!
>>728492483
What do you like to do then?
>>728492507
Whats going on?
>>728491740
How sad
>>728492056
One day I'll be as thicc as tank armor
>>728492573
Nothing just studying for a test. How about you?
>>728492126
Which Reimu is this
>>728492688
Sitting watching thread. May play a game.
>>728492483
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=&tags=hakurei_reimu+rating%3Asafe+&ms=1
>>728492761
What games do you like?
best p5 grill claimed
>>728493001
All kinds. Mostly things that are time sinks.
>>728493081
Why are there so many zippers?
>>728493170
heh uhh Tomoko? Are you okay?
>>728493283
I am totally fine. I do see the image swap though.
>>728493413
It is not.
>>728493535
are you sure?
>>728492580
Will you be explosive-reactive as well?
>>728493711
100 percent sure.
>>728493841
now I'm unsure can I double check for you?
>>728493906
Nope Im positive.
>>728493936
Weird, none of those have pics.
>>728493833
Sadly, no
>>728493936
>>728493171
>>728493991
quick peek
>>728494416
No.
>>728494416
glance
>>728492573
Vidya and anime. Plus Samurai Jack is on.
>>728494709
What games? I still need to finish rewatching all the older stuff. Only rewatched the first season so far.
>>728484485
Chen is best <3
>>728494918
Nope. Stop asking.
>>728494974
but
>>728494835
Stuff like Dark Souls and Titanfall. Bullet hells are pretty fun too.
>>728495360
?
>>728495412
That it is. Ive been playing some titanfall 2 and I cant believe people are so bad at that game. You might get a kick out of Furi if you havent given it a go.
>>728496136
?
Alright, I'll say it
Dubs > Subs
>>728496247
damn you
>>728496247
fuck off
>>728494279
Wasted opportunity. What better way to prevent death than with a shaped, directed explosion?
Fuck it, I'm going to sleep
Ya'll are boring
And it's dead, I just, fuck
Posting elf butt for thread revival
>>728498618
No dont post half lewds people will post more.
>>728498613
-_-
>>728498681
Thats barely a lewd.
hi patches
>>728498827
Yeah but its all we got to talk about.
hi patches!
>>728498951
True enough, I guess.
>>728498990
I think they are long gone.
>>728499118
Hold up, let me summon Patches!
*satanic chants*
>>728498708
>>728499111
Post rory boobs?
>>728499208
Or I could bloop them on discord?
>>728499208
W-what happened?!
I was outside, and now I'm here...
Who even are you?
>>728499118
I guess I'm here now...
>>728499328
never, trust in my rituals!
>>728499378
Guess so. How was the music thing?
>>728499412
I dont.
hello all
>>728499538
Trist is still in a game, didn't happen :(
How's the neck?
>>728498613
good taste
>>728499328
I dont have a lot of 1.7lewds. It still needs trips for me to post them.
>>728499669
Hi
>>728499730
Ah that sucks. Its about the same. May take more pills.
>>728499880
Fug. Roll.
i steal all of your waifus
>>728499988
haha a get as soon as the thread ends