my friend just texted this to me by accident he said.. how

Send one of yours. It's common courtesy

>>728481104
Send a smiley emoji

It wasn't an accident.
Toes in the water.

Text: "what am I supposed to be seeing here?"

"Nice tile floor"

>>728481104
send the binocular emoji man

>>728481104
Send one back, courtesy you know. Then send "69?"

tell him its just like a dick - but smaller

>>728481104
why is one of the tiles split in two?

>>728481104
Send a pic of your dick back.

>>728481431
don't forget to add "no homo"
just some brolove u know

>>728481497
it's the design 10 bruh

>>728481437
savage
this, OP
this is what I would want if I actually did this

>>728481104
If you expect me to suck that you have to buy me dinner first.

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>>728481626
>>728481437
>>728481362
>>728481282

>i sent the binoculars and said dont worry i cant see anything anyway

>he sent back this and asked how small does it look now

>>728481525
this

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>>728481104

forward it to his mom!

>>728481993

Black mail him
???
proffit

>>728481993
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
fuckin made my night op.

>>728482046
This

>>728481104
> by accident

kek

>>728482046
We have our winrar

As follows:

Oh my.. I'd love to wrap my lips around it.

If you fucking tell anyone <name> I'll kill you.

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>>728482122
im gonna show all my friends your dick!"
>Gonna need stronger material

"Are you wearing orange socks?"

>>728482046
This OP

ITT we all stare at OP's dick

>>728482475
this

"Dafuq on ya button mane"

Either >>728481151
or what i would do and i cant believe nobody has sayd it yet.
Just ask him if he is gay.

>>728482630
No!

They'll be expecting that. We need to plan a surprise attack.

>>728482046
This

>>728481104
"Nice dique"

Obviously send a pic of your asshole and ask if it needs a place to settle in.

>>728482793
Well in that case shove a spoon in your dick hole, take a picture of it and add the text "Now what?"

Or buy a gun and go shoot that faggot.

im 100% sure he wont expect either of these.

>>728481104

well did you send him one of your yet or not? don't leave me hanging.

>>728481993
sit on it

>>728481993
suck his duck and swallow his cum you hetero faggot

>>728483002
I like how you think

>>728483027
>>728483215
>>728483013
>OP HERE

i asked him how big does it look in person. he hasn't responded

''send more..''

>>728482046
Do this OP

post updates please OP

you should be flattered, op. dickpics are compliments.

btw nice dick

>>728483404
Tell her you would like to touch it.

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>>728481104
Send a smiley face

>>728483658
Him

>>728482122
What's to blackmail. For all anyone knows it was Google. There's no face

>>728481104
Meanwhile
>>728483830

>>728481993
Time for no homo butt sex. "No homo but I'll suck you dry!" Then go do it.

Haaaaaaaaa

>>728481104
kill yourself troll nigger
>>728483830

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>>728483871

>>728483404
OP.. you /b/ro or Femanon?

>>728484470
either way suck his dick

>>728484470
/b/ro

>>728481104
I was in that thread, he secretly wants you.

Tell him you'd love to have it in your ass.

>>728484661
do you want the D?

>>728485393
yeah

>>728485639
Prove that you're the same person as
>>728484661

>>728485639
so assuming you are OP... wtf are you asking us for?
(hint... it wasn't an accident.)

>>728485639
is there a update on this?
has he responded?

>>728481104
"accident"

>>728481104
There is only response....sword fight, hands behind back, stabbing and smacking motions only, first to cum wins or first to go soft loses

Remember to fight with the sun at your back

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>>728481104
with this pic and "mine's bigger"

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send him this

Op f or m ????

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send him one back

>>728488463
why are your nails painted faggot

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>>728488568
it's a trap you dumb nigger

>>728488721
Dammit /b/ I should of known

>>728489280
topkek

>>728489280
Lmao

>>728488721
moar?

>>728481104

"cute"

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>>728489388
Shlomo Shekelstein did 9/11

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>>728489543