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Respond to this thread or you will die of a stroke in your

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Respond to this thread or you will die of a stroke in your sleep tonight.
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joke's on you faggot, i want to die.
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ok ty
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>>728474202
atleast i will be sleeping
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>>728474202
>dying
>a bad thing
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if dubs you will OP will die
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thats not fair.
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>>728474202

i'm not that lucky
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>>728474202
Чигооо? Кавоооо?
Где лоли-тред вообще?
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>>728474202
I will die stroking?
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>>728474202
who dat?
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i am stroking
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Poo
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Came here to laugh at replies
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>>728474202
;(
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>>728474202
that's, like, the easiest way to die. i'd consider it a blessing
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Ok
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>>728474202
Replying.
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>>728474984
joke is on you
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k
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>>728474202
ok
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>>728474289
you dun fucked up then
that was your chance
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k
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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

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Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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only stopped for tiddies
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>>728474202
.
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>>728474202
nigger
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niggers
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>>728475285
And leaving a post.
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Alright fine jeez
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canio
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>>728474202
kk
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Sup
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>>728474202
eaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ugh
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But i want to die
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>>728474202
If you AVOID replying to this post OP will die from a heart attack in their sleep tonight
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fucking die
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what if i'm already dead
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>>728474202
Superstition is fun
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>>728474202
sauce?
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had a stroke Saturday, I doubt this one will kill me.
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>>728474202
why
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k
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>>728474202
lol
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you got me
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>>728474202
fuck
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>>728474202
jjj
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>>728474202
oh no
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ok
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Fuck
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>>728474289
ditto
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
Oh no
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>>728474202
no
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>die tonight
hell yes
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What if I die regardless?
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...
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well..I am drinking tonight
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>>728474202
pls no
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>>728474202
:(
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fuk u
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BLAK MAGIK
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N
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>>728474202
i wish
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>>728474202
fuck your command cunt! nice tits....
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>>728474202
.
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Will wank to this
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>>728474202
nope
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Pls no
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>>728474202
perfection
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>>728474202
im safe
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>>728474202
lul
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>>728474202
Fuck u
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please die my dude
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>>728474202
i cant say i'd be disappointed
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I accept my fate. Inshallah.
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Good I want to be like goose and die off early
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>>728474202
nigger
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>>728474202
nah
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>>728474202
nice tits but why.. op
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i make anon's previous words my own
>dying
>a bad thing
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>>728474202
sage
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yassssssss
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M8 I took the B8
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this isn't a reply at all
death pls come to me
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>>728474202
oj no
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>>728474202
kek
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>>728475869
Name of the girl please?
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>>728474202
Replying for>>728478705
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Certainly most not replying
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>>728474202
k
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>>728474202
ugly because shes not the girl i like
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Ghcbjfh
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Mhh
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Alrighty then
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potato
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>>728474202
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lol see ya on the other side motherfucker
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>>728474202
yes
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Seems peacefull
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>>728474202
respond
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hm
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Kys
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>>728474202
Fucking again?
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>>728474202
kek
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
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just to be safe
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Fuck
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o
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k
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;k
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>>728474202
Those are boobs
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>>728474202
Nu
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>>728474202
.
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>>728474202
kill yourself
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noooo
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>>728474202
Id rather not
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Reply
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>>728474202
Pls no
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>>728474202

sigh.
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Why
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Lol. Most want to die anyway
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sweet release
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Fuuuuuck
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No, not tonight pls.
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>>728474202
i wish
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Reply
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>>728474202
...
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>>728474444
checked
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>>728474202
pony
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darn
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Bdkdo
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T h i c c
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>>728474202
Nooo
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just to be sure
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>>728474202
Nope
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Pls
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
Meme
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I always hoped i would die stroking my dick
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XD
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>>728474202
bvbcvbcb
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>>728474202
fuuuu
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If only
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Fuckkkk
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Sounds good to me...
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>>728474202
Can someone help me with my geometry homework?
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>>728474202
poop
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Wooooow
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>>728474202
Ok
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yyyy
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>>728474202
reply
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During the summer months the tower is guarded 24 hours a day.
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>>728474202
why
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Ugh fine
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yoyoyo
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>>728474202
Dying of a stroke while im sleeping sounds better than necking myself, but guess that now i posted i have to neck anyway
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Fuck okay
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>>728474202
Hot. BTW google captcha is being used to collect info for driverless cars.
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>>728474202
Nigger
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K, i'll tell u if it worked fgt.
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>>728474202
Op is a faggot
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Ok
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Ok
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>>728474202
okok calm down
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>>728474202
kay
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I don't even sleep at night, I sleep in the middle of the day.
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Shit
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>>728474202
fuck
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Now that's a dick threat to make.
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Aaaah
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>>728474202
Ffs
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k
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>>728474202
why r u like this op
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>>728474202

cancer
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>>728474202
fag
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>>728474202
oh no
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Ok sheesh
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why not
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goddamit, posting
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not in my watch
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>>728474202
not your personal army
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>>728474202
Shit ...
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>>728474202
fuk
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>>728474202
ehh
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well fuck
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boi i want to fucking die


o wait
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Gdsu
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hummm
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>>728474202
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Ok
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>>728474202
Why tho
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god motherfucking dammit
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>>728474202
damn you
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too bad im working and not sleeping tonight
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replyed
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>>728474202
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>>728485253
kek
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>>728474202
no
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>>728474202
NO. FUCK U FAGGIT!
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Ok
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>>728474202
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I'm currently high on stimulant-class research chems which does raise the risk of stroke, even if only slightly.

Not taking any chances. RESPONDED.
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>>728474202
yuh
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>>728474202
Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that's dark. Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... Ohhh fuck... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man... Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. Ohhhh-woah... I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! Oh man. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. You'll deny it... And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Wh-what are you talking about? Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! Szechuan? Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty crawls away- Morty, that was FAKE! -and Morty gets pulled back. I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. Mulan? That’s my series arc Morty! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, What're you talking about Rick? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! What're you talking about? TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! Szechuan sauce?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! What are you talking about?! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!
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>>728475869
Holy shit I feel a good stroke coming on now. Thats an ass that could launch a thousand ships.
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>>728474202
name?
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>>728474202
I feel stroked
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>>728474202
respond to this OP or die
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fine
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Bitches
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>>728474202
don't care
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
sold casita
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for fuck sake
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o rly?
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>>728474202
Tits
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>>728474202
whatever you say dad
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yay
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k
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>>728474202
I will never have a beautiful woman like that

I fuck fat pigs

my life is shit
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>>728474202
joke's on you, i wanna die
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Benis
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>>728474202
If OP doesn't reply he'll die of a stroke tonight
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>>728474202
Well, my resting heart rate is currently 160 and my blood pressure is 190/115 right now and been steady at that for a few days, so I prob will stroke out tonight lol.....I fucking hope
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why am i posting here i want to die what
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Oh well. Was a shitty run anyway
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>>728474202
sheeeeit
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>>728474202
fuck you OP
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lo
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Reply
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fuck
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>728474202
ok
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>>728474202
k
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k mang
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fuck you
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>>728474202
will not
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>>728474202
jokes on you I'm already dead
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>>728474202
y tho
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I don't have emphysema.
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Gay
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>>728474202


...
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okd en
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>>728474202
Kek
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>>728474202
ok man
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>>728474202
Why not.
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>>728474202
Fuck you OP.
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
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>>728478925
>>728485853

Name is Masha i think
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Y
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>>728474202
No plz
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>>728474202
kek
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Jjjjj
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>>728474202
Fine
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derp
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k
>>
......
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KKK
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>>728474202
ok
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KK
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>>728474289
He says while replying...
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Fucking niggers
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Kys
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>>728474202
fuck
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Penis.
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turbonegro
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stroke my fat dick
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>>728474202
no
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>>728474202
Meh
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word up, cherry coke is the word
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>>728474202
No
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>>728474202
will I be ok now? I'm pretty fat and not getting any younger ... I could actually die of a stroke in my sleep tonight. But I'm ok now ... right?
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nope
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Seems legit
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Nah
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who is she op
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>>728474202
I BELIEVE
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>>728474202
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>>728474202
Spooked
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>>728474202
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sned nude
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cmon anon
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By replying im ruining my one chance to finally be free
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Poo
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>>728474202
damn son.
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>>728474202

well i guess i have to huh
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>>728474202
fuck.
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>>728474202
oh boi
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>>728474202
yo
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fuck you Op
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Unk
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Jokes on you I want...oh wait
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these threads are so dumb
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