>Walk into your bedroom >You find Barack Obama standing

get out please

Ask if I can lick his dick

>>728470691
have kids, BaracKids

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sit down and watch Wheel of Fortune

>>728470691
Inform him that he is trespassing and tell him if he doesn't remove himself from my home I will be forced to contact the authorities.

>>728470691
It's simple, I give him a bowl of eggs and tell him to eat em all

Shake his hand

>>728470691
invite him to a discord
https://discord.gg/bUR5FvV

Raiding faggots

Ask him why he's stealing my TV

Ask him about his opinions of Gorsuch

accept his challenge

Suck his big black cock

Sigh deeply and say "it always comes back to this doesn't it Barry..." as I sit down and pull a wig from under my bed. I place it atop of his head and begin brushing it and humming weird little tunes while rocking back and forth. He thanks me profusely with tears in his eyes for the entire 9 hour duration.

>>728470691
Accept the quest he offers and begin my grand adventure.

>>728470691
Kill the fucking nigger.

cuck michelle

>>728472492
Dude you have a job to do, he isn't watching you through your god damn microwave.

>>728470691
spray paint his face black so he'll actually be black

>>728470691
ask him for money