Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>728420940
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Here
CLaim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiY_iKSpWLM
>>728442088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
Whops. Wrong link.
カラミチーマス
>>728442320
that is cute
Claiming best girl
haha guys
like good ol days..
a-m i r-right
>>728443495
>>728442088
I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
You can sit between the backseat and my dick
>>728444893
I have no problem with dicks.
>>728444893
wat
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
how is your day so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVtWcQOWWmE
>>728445321
Enjoy it.
>>728445373
What?
>>728445826
Porque?
>fuck you Chen you little faggot cat
>>728445766
Bad
The OG taiga poster has returned.
>>728446003
>you little faggot cat
I bet you wouln't say the same when you'll be crawling on your knees with a leash around your throath begging me to fuck you.
>>728446094
Eazy-T?
Sorry but I'm OG
I'M BOUNCIN... WHOOP!!!! WHOOOP!!!!
>>728445954
hello friend!
>>728446077
ah... I'm sorry mister Nobody! what's bad today?
>>728446094
hello MeanTaiga!
>>728446140
That's pretty gay.
>>728446179
what are you doing this weekend?
>>728446321
Depressing
IT'S A MUH FUGGIN 2 HU FIIIIIGHT!
>>728446473
>>728446485
Pick a better shut-in.
>>728446392
I'm... cooking! and spending time here!
because I love all of you <3
what about you?
>>728446485
hello hello Tomoko!
>>728446630
You don't love me
I'm unlovable.
>>728446179
i see i successfully scared off the false taiga with my dedication. I think my work here is done.
>>728446806
you misspronounced edgy fam
>>728446806
no, you're the str9ngest, and that makes me happy! how are you Cirno?
>>728446847
no no they went to bed a while back! they may still be asleep
>>728446847
You're not taking my baby doll from me.
She's mine and I will take care of her forever. All of her needs, whether it foods related or sexually
>>728446953
You mispronounced "modesty"
dude weed lmao
>>728446630
ah what are you cooking?
probably something delicious again.
I actually feel bad because of all the thrash I ate last few days
Fucking respond to me you nigger cat
>>728447295
chicken! chicken with potatoes and peas and carrots!
miss Juvia the person who posts at night helped me decide <3
>>728447324
I'll respond to you! hello Murder! how are you today?
>>728447447
I slept like half the day away and I am not too proud of it!
In good news though I found a super awesome donut shop near me. They are small and hidden and old fashioned only taking cash. $.50 a donut
>>728447114
that cunt with the 7777 filenames is from eu so no he didnt go to sleep.
>>728447187
wtf is this? there are so many fakes its so hard to defend taiga, but i must!
>>728447447
ooh I was right that does sound delicious.
He's a nice person, also what were the other options?
>>728447952
>people only sleep at night
Are you actually this dense?
>>728447285
>dude weed lmao
>modesty
What does any of that have to do with what I said?
My point was that the "I'm unlovable" part was quite the edge, I must say, but I can't fathom what you said or make any connection.
>>728447729
Take this fucking clown for example, he is here because animus won't accept him anymore, only make fun of him along with sci, because they are both big autists and have 0 personality.
>>728447729
ah... but you still have the other half of the day to use!
what kind of donuts are the best?
>>728447952
okay <3 also not a cunt, I like them <3
>>728447954
I didn't have anything else planned, so that was it!
>>728448178
I was being modest.
Call me a weeaboo but, in Japanese culture people modestly deny compliments.
>>728447952
I've loved taiga since the manga came out. I've always had a special place in my heart for her. I won't allow some phony ass who probably only uses her as an avatar to take her away.
She's my pooh bear.
>>728448526
"I love you" is not a compliment.
>>728447324
Hi Snek.
Don't scream at cats, they are nice (usually...)
>>728448186
Evening Love anon, how's it going?
Louise Claimed
>>728448686
I'm guessing you're not the Chen I know.
Boring people smh
>>728448178
I am not in animus because the community got taken over by furries and shitty traps. Their activity died out when I leftl.
>>728448186
I really like a Bavarian Cream Filled ones!
What about you?
>>728448766
Lewd!
>>728448703
I feel like cats are the opposite of nice usually
>>728448766
stop doing this
These are bad quality and Louise thinks I'm posting these
>>728448703
hello hello Just Taiga! are you well? how was sleeping?
>>728448913
I like ones with sprinkles! they all look super happy!
>>728447324
*meow*
>>728446179
Idk, it doesn't matter
>>728448840
>not the Chen I know
>I even have the trip on
Okay, okay.
>>728448186
for how many people do you cook for?
>>728449091
>tfw on clover so no name sync
‾\_(ッ)_/‾
Claim
>>728448913
I guess you're right, they can be assholes.
They are great to cuddle though!
Just know exactly how many times you can pet the cat before it becomes a bear trap.
>>728448982
I'm feeling pretty good, only got a 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a hangover, but it's mostly passed now.
>>728448913
Oh, you are truly a inane human being.
>>728449353
I am the same Chen, don't worry.
But I surely don't remember you. The only Cirno I remember had a Discord and wrote wall of texts.
>>728449073
I'm sorry friend <3
maybe Konata will be back soon and you can make -_- faces at each other!
>>728449281
three!
>>728449353
their tripcode is "ugh !jerk.BPDAo"!
>>728449499
ah... that's not much sleep though! are you still tired?
>>728449576
an inane*
>>728449576
You mean GSFordham?
The fat autistic one?
>>728449618
Shut the fuck up , undercover Sachi.
>>728448766
Why do you always lewd your waifu, Louise?
>>728449698
I mean the same Chen in this community.
And, others that are not that important.
>>728449754
Louise doesn't do that.
Some retard is doing that
>>728449727
who is Sachi ;~; why does everyone call me him now and then
>>728449754
hello hello miss Sono!
>>728449841
I was talking about Cirno
>>728449929
I dunno.
It was a guy with a messy room.
>>728449073
Watch MCM with me ben!
>>728449618
I'm not really tired, I can usually function alright with little sleep.
Going to head to bed a bit earlier today though, in about 4 hours time.
>>728449843
How do you know?
>>728449853
How old are you?
>>728449754
How retarded are you?
>>728449843
Umm,
You guys are so fucking autistic, I swear.
Sonokawa or whatever his name is seems pretty mentally challanged and a bit of slow
He can't tell the difference between a normal poster and a fake one.
>>728450077
Please, stop being the trash of this society.
>>728449977
Was he a codemonkey?
>>728449069
You don't seem very black, but I will take it
>>728448982
Sprinkles are great. I got one that was white frosting with very colorful sprinkles
>>728449499
Do you own any cats?
>>728449576
Sure buddy. Why don't you tell me about how much better you are? I hear all this shit talking from you faggots but yet you are all broke fucks who can't succeed in anything
>>728450077
Louise thought it was me and confronted me about it
>>728450153
I guess
>>728450147
Not nearly as retarded as you mother
>>728450244
who are youuuu
>>728449618
He's asleep right now :(
>>728450058
Do you actually like it?
>>728449618
do you also make lunches?
>>728450356
i am homuuuuuu
>>728450435
>>728450435
The 6'10" guy?
>>728450241
>but yet you are all broke fucks who can't succeed in anything
Nigger, stop being such a fucking loser and don't get that defensive.
Did I attacked your ego in any way?
Did my words hurt your pride?
Awwww, little daddy's boy needs to cry?
>implying
Yeah fam, you're totally a trilla ass nigga who stacks dem good moneyzz.
Get the fuck out.
>>728450356
>you mother
exde.
>>728450503
I'm not 6'10 I'm like 6'6"
>>728450241
I don't own any cats myself, would be cruel to do so here.
I've grown up with cats though, and my parents have one.
If I ever were to get an animal myself, it would be a cat just because they are so independent.
>>728450360
It's pretty entertaining.
>>728450694
I forgot adding this, oops.
The night is still young.
Hello everyone.
>>728450548
Lmao Chen you always sucked at arguing
>>728450548
Your* mother
>>728450601
You play football?
>>728450728
Sauce
>>728450728
>The night is still young.
It's 2pm, nerd.
>>728448164
holy moly ur so retarded it's sad i know this piece of shits sleeping patterns.
>>728448186
they are false flags like the gassing in syria
>>728448676
ive been here day one not only are you lying but also cringe
>>728448703
welcome back
>>728449389 seee >>728446094
>>728450548
>I can't prove I am not a useless sack of shit so I will talk like a nigger
Oh man you really got be there fam xDDDDD
I will wait for you to tell me what it is you do with your useless life besides leech on the social safety nets and suck on your parents' teat
>>728450771
Haha, Cirno!
Totally~!
>>728450728
Its three o'clock.
>>728450728
Tet
>>728450825
>loving your waifu is cringe
Literally kill you'reself.
Is this Eazy-T?
Best claimed.
can Chen make /waifu/ great again?
>>728450058
okay! get your rest <3
>>728450077
old enough!
>>728450147
good album <3
>>728450241
that sounds great! I'm happy you found a good donut place <3
>>728450360
oh :( I'm sorry friend!
>>728450373
I make sandwiches sometimes!
>>728450241
Pet me.
>>728450838
How can I join animus
Tet>>728450728
>>728450946
Cringe that you think she even loves you let alone knows who some low life pos is, she is my wife and she loves me, period.
>>728450810
>>728450853
For you maybe.
>>728450888
New phone, who dis
>>728450785
Soos
>>728451013
Alice~
>>728450985
How can I love you when I don't know anything about you?
>>728451013
I'm tossing it~
>>728450838
>I can't prove I am not a useless sack of shit so I will talk like a nigger
Why should I prove myself in front of someone who gets all defensive on an image board, involves feelings in his arguments, uses "xDDD" and seems like an inferior human being?
You, Bard and Sci always seemed to lack some brain cells, seriously, I pity you.
>>728450946
>>728451043
Gotta admit, I sense a higher level of dedication from the new Taiga. Maybe he does deserve her more.
>>728451043
Type eligible please.
Is English your mother tongue?
>>728450694
Watch it then
>>728450985
Why are you saying sorry?
>>728450728
hello hello new friend! how are you?
>>728451090
hello hello I'm love-chan!
now you know my name <3
>>728451083
It's been excruciatingly slow, but I've been mapping on my Guardian
>>728451090
I had to ask someone what that means
>
>>728451083
Balls
>>728450728
Hello shitty version of Chii
>>728450694
That is kinda how I think too. I have never had a cat in the family or anything though. But its like, why own an animal if they are going to be independent
>>728451011
>get an avatar
>get a name
>hone your shitposting
>go to infinity chan and find the /animus/ board
>>728450985
Now I need to find a sandwich shop...
>>728450986
I was taught to be weary of strange animals...
>>728451117
>I-I-I'm the smartest and richest p-p-person here. B-B-Believe me!!!!
Ok buddy, whatever let's you sleep at night
>>728450985
are they as fancy as your delicious meals?
my sandwiches suck
>>728451181
Ofc english is my nature language, there is a differnce ebwteen knowing how to spell and how to type, i was so upset typnig taht alst reply and the fact i ttype very fast influcnes what it comes out as.
>>728451181
THIS 100%!!!!!!!
>>728450825 seeee>>728449389
>>728451239
empathetic sorry! I know what it feels like wishing your best friend was around and they aren't.
>>728451369
you can make sandwiches as well!
>>728451379
no ;~; I make sandwiches with cheap bread and peanut butter and jam
>>728451369
How can I do this without being a pedophile?
>>728451292
I can understand that. You'll get there one day though. I did the world completion finally on my main myself.
>>728451363
Dicks
>>728451369
Hello, Snake.
>>728451241
>new friend
Sure.
Im fine, how about you?
>>728451604
Pls no
>>728451490
Okay, sure.
I'm pretty sure Shiro means me.
You're showing no dedication.
>>728451604
ah... new friend as in person I haven't met before!
I'm glad you're fine, I am as well <3
>>728451675
Oh dear, did amatsu switch again?
>>728451604
Why is mapping the most painful thing they ever made for that game
>>728451678
Do you mean, only showing up AFTER people claim "his" waifu, he's not dedicated to it?
>>728451369
>I-I-I'm the smartest and richest p-p-person here. B-B-Believe me!!!!
????????????????????
You're just putting words in my mouth.
I apologise you lack the capacity to hold a normal argument.
>>728450970
Evening Shiro, how are you tonight?
>>728451239
It's no fun alone, is it?
>>728451369
They still need food and care, you just don't need to walk them around on a leash.
It's very rare that they smell bad at all, unlike dogs.
They do bring gifts every now and then though...
Taiga claimed.
How is everyone doing?
>>728451898
Nice claim, my friend
>>728451507
I actually just did, but its not as good, ya know?
>>728451511
That is the hardest part, and I can't really tell you. You need to find your own way
>>728451604
Hiya Tet. Should I drink tea, coffee, or water?
>>728451798
We aren't arguing though. I asked you what you do in your miserable life and you are too embarrassed to even answer
>>728451749
Ah, i see. Sorry about that.
Also, why the heart? Do you do that to everyone you send messages to?
>>728451762
Hmm.. I don't know. I quite enjoy it myself so i can't really say anything.
>>728451675
Okay then
>>728451507
I am disappoint ;-;
>>728451490
>>728451678
I meant the one who actually loves Taiga and believes in her.
Everything else is heresy.
>>728451815
Evening, one of the 5 taigas.
How's it going?
Seras claimed
>>728451948
I'm fine what about you?
How many Taigas are there?
>>728451984
That's an especially well done claim as well, old chap.
How's it going?
>>728451984
>>728451898
Haha! Shiro and Alice, nice claims! I remember when I was doing this, too! Fun times, lmao!
>>728452049
>you are too embarrassed to even answer
Assuming again, I see.
Oh my, it might be pretty sad to just sound like a broken recorder all the time.
ahhh... Tiger claimed!
>>728452049
oh ;~; I hope you find a good one soon then!
>>728452052
I spread love and try to be nice to everyone!
>>728452071
I'll try and learn how to make good lunches, then!
>>728441502
Bestest Waifu
>>728452049
Tea because why not
Happy 10th birthday Luck Star.
>>728452258
>I spread love and try to be nice to everyone!
I see, i see. One of those kind of guys.
>>728452089
Pretty well, just a quiet evening in my autism cave.
>5 taigas
I think there's more than that.
>>728452168
Evening Seras.
How many Taigas there are? Apparently never enough.
>>728452258
>raawr!
>>728452089
ok welp u need to re think your life, when i watch no nig no life i lteiarlly couldnt get past the 6th episode, shiro is a FUCKING RAT who is actually autistic
>>728452168
>>728451898
i have a sneaking suspicion you faggots are jsut trolling me
>>728451507
He'll be on soon hopefully
>>728451815
I only watch it alone since i have no one else to watch it with
>>728452282
I totally agree!
White hair master race!
>>728452435
Wrong post chap.
I'm fine playing some league
>>728451762
Taiga was claimed already ITT when I came in but that's because I just saw this thread.
>>728451898
Why is everyone claiming my one and only true love
Happy 10th birthday Lucky Star.
>>728452418
Vigil, why aren't you doing some cleaning or whatever a janitor does?
>>728452455
One is Shiro and the other one is Alice, yes, they are.
>>728452455
You have dyslexia, dude.
That or your in a angry stupor.
>>728452418
is that a bad thing?
>>728452435
bark bark!
>>728452480
that would be good yes <3
>>728452311
Ok! Tea time it is!
>>728452255
Then why don't you answer?
>Claiming Tony the Taiga
>>728452568
Weow, I have no idea what's going on, at least you noticed.
You winnin- Oh wait, the only way to win is to not play.
>>728452519
10/10 would let em stitch me, amirite?
>>728452258
im just kidding its ok
also best tiger so far
>>728452688
Who are you talking to?
>>728452744
You tell me
>>728452775
Have a nice tea~
>>728452455
So many flavors and you chose to me salty.
>>728452580
I WAS THE FIRST TO POST TAIGA U FUCKING RETRARD OBV U DONT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO FUCKING POST FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728452970
Fucking hell dude you are unbelieveable
>>728452455
>i have a sneaking suspicion you faggots are jsut trolling me
What makes you think that?
From completely dead to completely trash.
>Misaki Claimed
>>728452970
I was eating and I just saw this neat lil thread.
Go back to the Dead Sea, you salty bastard.
>>728453065
>>728453112
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
>caring this much.
Is just a thread.
>>728452866
no that's okay <3 I don't know how to do super good lunches! it's just a blank spot in my knowledge!
>>728452883
I think it's okay! I think sometimes people need a little extra help or someone there for them!
>>728453130
hello hello Misaki!
>>728453112
>says the saber claimer
Pot calling the kettle black.
>>728452580
Taiga belongs to all of us. You gotta share!
>>728453187
You got me. I acted like a total retard by claiming Taiga. Only retards do that unironically.
>>728453130
Evening Misaki, how's it going?
Welcome to the Taiga thread...
>>728453139
you just saw this neat little thread? these threads have been going on for years you dumb fuck
>>728453251
Mmhm, Sure.
>>728453201
Whatever Chen. Stroke your ego somewhere else please.
>>728453264
That's not Saber.
>>728453251
Hey love anon
>>728453331
Hey Taiga
Is the fake one here today?
>>728453279
The only thing I share is my heart. And that's only for Taiga
>>728453410
I didn't think these were still up and I have a life and a lot of it is devoted to my waifu dedication IRL.
So calm your fuck, homo.
>>728453508
I don't know what that reaction means ;~;
>>728453623
how are you today? how are the guns?
>>728453623
He's fake.
I'm the only real Taiga lover
>>728453657
You can't even give it to her whole?
I guess you don't really love her after all...
>>728442088
yes goyim corrupt your minds with the negroid degeneracy very well done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMg3QSYu_8
haha jeez this is a Taiga thread no apparently...
>>728453623
>the fake one
Heh, if it only was that easy.
There's only 4-6 of them here tonight.
>>728453788
thiss
>>728452052
I can't say that I enjoy it. It wasn't bad the first time around
>>728452255
It's only fun to do with him. He gets so very upset about the whole thing
Oh good, it's like a yuno thread all over again
>>728453982
stolen
>>728454029
Nice eyes
>>728454059
>>>/oven/
>>728453788
Well I have to work and go to school.
Plus I have a Sabbath just for Taiga
>>728453928
>>728453942
These are the fake ones.
>>728454029
Shut up, Discount Megumeme.
>>728454143
I got this pic by myself
Didn't get it from an Acadien cunt
Smh
>>728453251
im gonna take a nap im feeling weak
goodbye
>>728453713
I finally got my flashlight mounted on the side of my rifle. Will have some updated pics come Tuesday night hopefully.
>>728453736
>>728453788
CONFUSION
>>728454029
Find yourself a new waifu yet?
>>728454346
>investing part of your heart into work and school
Weak. Just leave bro, and leave the Taiga to us real claimers.
>>728454386
What's there to be confused about?
Taiga a cute. You wanna claim a little too?
>>728454365
Good. I hear he's the worst poster in this community
>>728453982
Eh, done it about three times now.
HEY! Megumin is my waifu, are there any Megumin poster i need to worry about? I wouldn't want to steal anyone's waifu..
>>728454346
Are you angry taiga? QC taiga is worst
>>728454395
You shall know in time
>>728454503
Always pessimistic, leeches off morale
>>728454369
please rest I love you <3
>>728454386
hooray, good! and you're waiting on the one red thing to arrive as well, yes?
>>728454667
If you read the rules you would have been able to interpret that if you post her first, you claim her.
Idiot.
>>728454762
Where do you even take all that positive energy from
>>728454580
I'm slightly offended i'm stuck in with all of the taigas.
>>728454738
And how long will that be? Or can you at least say if it will be another boat or not?
>>728454823
Ok well i see there is already a Megumin poster, you have nice taste good sir, i wont challenge. you.
>>728454501
How am I gonna support my little taiga without any funds?
Also as I'm a bit sleepy I forgot what I said.
I can't give taiga my whole heart. How am I supposed to circulate blood around my body?
>>728454943
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Im fuck you're waifu
>>728454932
looks close enough
>>728454986
If she truly loves you, you'll have her heart to take care of it.
But I guess you wouldn't understand... you just claim for the pretty face.
>>728454932
Perhaps it is a bote
Perhaps it's another Konosuba
Or maybe I'm not planning to heresy just yet
Or even better, it's a dropout
Can any of these taiga fags actually cook? remember she needs someone to cook for her.
I keep falling asleep and waking up
>>728454665
tru
>>728455245
Oh please a dropout. Preferably one someone already has. That'd be fun.