I'm bored so ask a femanon that's been lurking on 4chan

>>728439200

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

you seem like you have a nice body, can you put on yoga pants and take a pic?

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>>728439249

Got a timestamp OP?

>>728439200

If you've been here since you were 12, then you know the rules.

Tits and timestamp or get the fuck out.

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If you've been here since you were 12 you should know the rules you roastie cunt

>>728439200
How's It like being 13

fake and gay. sage

>>728439200
time stamp or gtfo

>>728439200
do you have a boyfriend? Can I be your boyfriend? why can't I be your boyfriend? Why do you hate me so much?

Newfags SAGE

How fat are you?

What size feet do you have and what country do you come from ??

>>728439200
How are you

If you're not legal, gtfo. Seriously.

If you are legal, how did you put up with us for so long?

>>728439200
does your tongue reach your nipples without hands

Op is dead

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You know the rules

>>728439249
Kek from that xbox live thing

>>728439200
>>728439200
>>728439200


PROOF. Post a time stamp

Either that or this is a cancer thread and OP is a faggot.

>>728439344
Pee is gross

>>728439382
I turned 18 last week actually. Finally not underage b&! And now i can legally post nudes!

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>>728440546
liek ur mom

>>728440656
DO IT THEN

>>728439307
>>728439447
>>728440542
Sorry my phone is charging at the moment :( I'll post timestamp when it's ready :)

>>728440656
The bait is real

>>728440929
you have until 12:30 CST OP

Here comes the 404

>>728440929
You can take a picture when your phone is charging...

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>>728440995
>>728440931
>>728440911
Guys don't be so disrespectful. She's a human like you. This is why we can't have nice things.

OP do you have kik?

>>728441556
Why do you want her kik then? So you can keep her nudes all to yourself?

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wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo

>>728439200

What's the biggest thing you've ever put in your cooter?

Also, the next time you masturbate can you cry out "Steve, oh Steve!" when you're cumming?

Thanks

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>>728442021

mega kek

>>728439200
Checked

What do you think of all the diaper porn?

>>728439200
>time stamp or gtfo
time stamp or gtfo
time stamp or gtfo

>>728442021
Ewwwww cringe post from the drag queen.

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>>728442021
hey pissant.
this is /b/.
there are rules.

>>728439200
tits and timestamp or gto

Worst thing you've seen/experienced on 4chan?

>>728442021
A depressed white knight appears.

>>728442021
OP here - hope thats not you bec its fucking ugly..

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>>728442433

>>728439200
What kinda guys do you date?

>>728442021
WTF is a neckbird?
>>728442356
WTF is a pissant?
KYS FAGGOTS, THE LOT OF YOU!!!!
Sincerely... :)

>>728442021
Elliot Rodger 2.0

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>>728439200
Hey OP my name is Eugene and I think you're lovely. I was wondering if you could rate me and maybe show me a pic of your feet. :)

>>728442938
A neckbird is a really affectionate parrot.

>>728442883
Lonely nerds sitting infront of their pc's all day long

>>728442883
wait, actually, this though
have you dated any other /b/tards

>>728439200
Post moar of your cute face

>>728442991
You look like Bratt Pitt
Hottie

>>728443090
you might wanna google image that shit if you want more.

>>728443008
JEEBUS!
Spelling, can you do it?

>>728439200
What does your pussy smell like

>>728443099
Wow really thanks! I've never heard rhat before. I usually get compliments on my eyes. Can I please get a picture of your feet I'm in love.

>>728439249
Sorry, I don't speak fedora.

>>728443180
Which of my words, are you claiming I misspelled?
I was making fun of someone writing neckbird, instead of neckbeard.

>>728443029
b-but i'm a lonely nerd sitting infront of my pc all day long

>>728443248
Shit, obviously.
Are you a virgin or something?

>>728443174
Didn't find anything

>>728439200
Please could I have a pic of your bare foot with a timestamp wrote on your sole?

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>>728439200
stupid attention whore

Op is heteroalexual from Ifunny
Hello alex

>>728443408
Then... fancy a shag?

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>>728439200
hiya op :D

if thats you in pic related, i would like to say, you look beautiful. if you are reading this, pls dont respond to any of these beta cucks.

im a ladies man and would treat you like a princess forever :]

>>728444047
nudes first shag later

>>728443626
Infact anybody's would do.
Preferably a femanon but it's not compulsory. I mainly just want a pic of a foot with todays date wrote on the sole?

>>728442356
Stop trying to fit in

>>728442021
kill urself and bring your cringe with you

>Opens thread
>70+ replies
>no timestamped tits
>leaves

>>728444905
Can I have a time stamped foot before you go?

>>728439200
So you should know the rules and yet I see no boobs.

>>728444905
this

can someone tell her the rule?

>>728445046
he didn't make him having feet a selling point of the thread.

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>>728439200
Can you suck a mean dick with those lips?

>>been lurking for 6 years
No tits no timestamp
>> that fact has been pointed out several times by non-fag /anons/
No tits no timestamp
>>stupid newfags seeing this pointed out several times
And yet they still buy into it.

>>728445522
Fine I'm willing to trade for the pic. Name your price.

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>>728439200
>>728445421

>>728442021
Man, just an advice. Avoid staring like that at normal people like an aspergered fag. Get a better haircut. Don't purse your lips like that because they're cruel as they are. And get some 8 hours of sleep each night.

>>728447360
is this you

>>728447521
Yes

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>>728439200
Reverse search newfags

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>>728439200
Leave

I wish mods would actually do something for fucking ONCE. There are 3 identical donald trump threads with the exact same wording and picture, and now we have irritating /soc/-tier trolling like this shit

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/b/ can't be saved though

>>728448113

Cuck
Wwyd
FbIG
Trump

It's awful

>>728448357
Do you know what a filter is?

>>728448317
ahegao much?

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Guys Just go home...

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>>728444302
stfu joey
GET BACK IN THE FRIDGE

>>728449080
I'm already home

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>>728449679
wow
that didn't work at all.

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>>728449804
jesus make it stop

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>>728439200
check'd but what kinda feminist?

>>728442021
man looks like a proper pedophile lmao

>>728447593
more like it's olgachocolate on instagram

>>728442021
ive been laughing at this fucking post forever actuallyk aklsndoanscalv asj

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>>728439200
> tfw also femanon
> nice dubs

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>>728439200

What do you think about my penis? Do you think it's too small or medium? I know I don't have the biggest penis...

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>>728442021

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>>728451876
this entire fucking thread is b8 m8

I r8 0/8