Guys I'm drunk as fuck in a friend's house. Trips tells

>>728437587
If he has a pet, kill it

>>728437587
Tell friend you love him

Imagine a plump tuba gentleman waddling up to you making low groans starving. He begins to suck you into his large flared bell acting as a giant maw to stuff you inside of as you easily slide down into his wet brass innards. Being sucked in deeper into darkness ending up as a big fat lump in his gut cramped far inside him. Satisfied with such a meal he begins to puff away an upbeat ditty with you tightly curled inside of his bloated brass belly as the incredibly low bass notes rumble around you vibrating you to the tune as his hot wet breath blows over you in a thick gust. An intense sensory trip makes you feel one with his music providing him with many low tuba belches of satisfaction. Your clothes are blown clean off your body and lifted out the top of the stuffed tuba as he keeps puffing away with you inside of his belly. Those long low tones rumbling out of him in ecstasy taking great joy in you filling his gut and vibrating inside as he plays. You can feel those warm brass tubes coated in spit buzz with such an intensity around your nude body that the bass notes make you tremble with immense pleasure feeling the sound resonate through your body and stimulating you from all your senses being tickled and buzzed.

>>728437673
Tldr bro

>>728437653
I said that lol to his gf too

>>728437632
He has a cat I was strokin it and got aroused

>>728438054
fucc the pussy

>>728438720
fuccboyyy

>>728438720
fuccboy

>>728438720
fuccboi

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>>728438755
boi

>>728438720
rollin for pussy fucc

trow knifes

>>728437587
Go to the store buy him lube and condoms, when you give them to him you must wink, then walk to other side of room, pull down trousers and underwear, bend over and sprrad you cheeks.

>>728438720
roll

>>728437587
this is the stuff cops do that nobody talks about. when they go into a scene where their are children. They check the welfare of the children and if there is no food in the house, they will use their own money and make sure the kids have something to eat

Piss in his wardrobe

>>728439193
Re

>>728437587
Call 911 and hang up

>>728439193
>>728439232
Re re

>>728439193
>>728439232
>>728439261
Re re re

go to time square and knock over the plant pot

>>728439193
>>728439261
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>>728439232
Re re re re

>>728439193
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>>728439261
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>>728439355
Re re re re re

shit on his cat

>>728439193
>>728439232
>>728439261
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>>728439355
>>728439442
Re re re re re re

I give up

>>728439456
this

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Suck his dick

run outside naked and start jacking off. See how long you can go on for. Jizz off of his property tho

>>728439792
re

turn on the stove and put the biggest food you can find in his fridge on his stove

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>>728439792
re

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>>728440589
>>728439818
>>728439792
rerere

>>728440608
>>728440589
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>>728439792

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>>728440608
>>728440589
>>728439818
>>728439792

roll for this

>>728437587

>Empty the cupboards, fridges, freezer etc with all the food you can get.
>Proceed to cook everything for one monstrous meal

Op a attention seeking whore

Timestamp with sharpie in ass then you begin doing whatever dubs say.

>>728437587
Suck his cock

Fuck him in the ass

"accidentally" break one of his windows

>>728439241
Who has a home phone these days?

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>>728441146
who said it had to be a stationary phone

>>728441110

1 of quads...

>>728440727

Rolling for this

Shit in your hand and repaint the wall with it

Sit in his lap and grind on his dick while you're both still dressed until he's honey enough to try fucking you. Then, push him back into his seat and pull your cock out. Encourage him to do the same. Both of you jerk off while looking into each other's eyes and at eachother's cocks. Both of you let him finish in your mouth but you finish yourself.

After, find a big, baggy t-shirt of his to wear and take off all your other clothes. Let him cuddle you and watch a movie with him while he smells your hair.

Trips.

Poop in his toilet bowl room and don't flush anything.

>>728441776

Re roll for your passionate faggotry

>>728438720

Plug the sink and leave the water on

>>728441776
Off by one, topkek

>>728441776

All of this but you gotta fall asleep in his arms at the end

>>728440810

reroll

>>728437632
Ahh, the sociopath virgins and/or autists are out.

Op abandoned thread. Rolling for the passionate gay thing

>>728441776
roll for this

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>>728442355
>Implying that's any different from the usual here

penis in cat, pics

>>728442999
WINRAR!!!!!!

Snap his TV in half

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>>728442999
Trips confirmed.

Op must dick cat

>>728437587
Lock self in bathroom and clog toliet and sink until it spills out of doorway and then leave through window

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>>728437587

>Guys I'm drunk as fuck in a friend's house. Trips tells me what do. Will delivr.

Find his sock drawer, grab a sock, fuck it and leave a big load of cum in it. Fold it back nicely and place it on the top of the pile. Leave.

>>728442999
Winrar

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>>728442355
Newfag go back to tumblr