>Use Russian Influence to get elected >Stay best friends

>>728424539
>CIA dank meme
>oy vey
>shut it down

we need WW3.

Did you cry on election day?

>>728424615
No, I just shook my head sadly from the other side of the Atlantic, lamenting the inevitable death of so many of you due to this president's policies

>>728424539
Still haven't met anyone who voted for him that completed college.

>>728424607
And why is that Mr. Enlightened 14 Year Old?

>>728424539
If you voted Trump for ANY reason, you're a fucking idiot.

This would be a great time for liberals to learn that power comes from the barrel of a gun.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if trump causes the revolution to actually happen in our lifetimes instead of making us wait to figure out that low wage jobs are worthless when we have robots.

>>728424711
>from the other side of the Atlantic
Well, then no body gives a shit what you think.

You worry about you, we will worry about us.
Besides,
>Your country is next.

>>728425109
>causes the revolution

So you want the South to lose another Civil War? They're not over losing the last one yet.

>trumptards still trying to rationalize it away
dude you guys got hosed.

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>>728424539
yeah that airfield attack was a win. Cost us $60 million and Asad was able to launch another strike from it the next day.

>>728425154
WE voted for Brexit, I believe we were first in line for fucking stupid public decisions

>>728425175
I mean. A bunch of dead racists sounds like a great time to me, but not the kind of revolution I was talking about comrade.

>Trump takes measured actions against SAA, albeit without any concrete proof
>Hillary wanted to establish no-fly zones across Syria
While I think Murrica attacking Syria is bullshit, Hillary was advocating for something far worse

>>728425246
What does this even mean?

>>728424539

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/hillary-clinton-syria-assad/

DERP

This was before it happened.

I am not amused.

>>728425371
>measured actions against SAA
Without Congressional approval - from a fucking Golf resort.

Bitch about Hills all lyou like, but you can bet your arse she would have done it by the book

>>728425454
Yes, we know

but

>>728425491

>>728425424
I've seen these posts in a couple of political threads, but don't know the origin. Are you bumping the threads or trying to derail them? What is your agenda hot Asian poster!?

>>728425543
just a sad act with nothing to add

>>728424539

1) This is Hillary's war
2) She wants to bomb ALL airfields

Under Obama and Hillary, America bombed Pakistan, Syria, and Libya.

Do you know how many Tomahawks Obama fired into Syria in one day alone? Did you see it anywhere on the MSM? Of course not.

>>728424539
even if he starts ww3 it doesn't mean Hilary wasn't going to

we all vote the same way you weigh the options and pick the best based on whats important to you but in the end no one can predict the future

>>728425678
>pick the best based on whats important to you
and if you picked Trump, then you're a cunt

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>>728425650
>Do you know how many Tomahawks Obama fired into Syria in one day alone?
please tell us oh wise retardate

>>728425650
also check out the drone stick numbers after the election you may find them interesting

>>728425109
There have been guns for centuries, yet liberals are still here. Because they are smarter and more committed than you are. They may lose a few battles, but they win every war.

>>728425491
>But foreign policy experts The Fix spoke to say Trump is probably okay launching one or even a couple series of strikes on his own without Congress's permission. That's because the War Powers Act allows the president to take some military action on his own, as long as it's more of a one-off thing and not long term

And I don't even give a fuck about OPs unfounded conspiracy theories, I was replying to the picture.

>>728425543

Most anti-trump threads on 4chan get image spammed to deflect and protect him.

Most likely Russian bots/Shills.

>>728425734
>someone voted different than me they must be wrong

>>728425543
It's the ultimate Trump shill

>>728425828
I didn;t vote for either, being British, but I can spot mass retardation when I see it

>>728425678
Except it was already known to most people that can actually think that voting for him was foolish. Doing anyway makes you a fool

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>>728425750
>Trump is probably okay launching one or even a couple series of strikes on his own without Congress's permission

>>728425931
this is still assuming you are the most informed or even the smartest person in this case

so in the end
>everyone who thinks differently than me is wrong

yep that sums up British well

>>728425813
Protect him from what though? It's not like anyone is persuaded by the Russians thing. It's just sour grapes.

>>728426022
over a 30 year war monger?

people act like Hilary didn't exist before that election

>>728424539
Obviously idiot.
4d chess.

>>728426070

From any negative discussion about Trump.

They're paid.

>>728426066
>everyone who thinks differently than me is wrong
On the contrary, I'm always happy to admit when I'm wrong with an opinion, what with me being an empiracist and all, but thus far, everything Trump has said or done has done nothing to alter my opinion of eithe rhim or his supporters

>>728424711
You dumb cunt.
The flag waving americans are ON TRUMPS SIDE ALREADY.
The left are against trump and hate the flkag HOWEVER, they are the ones that LOVE this bombing.
The left now gives trump some leighway.

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HEY MODS. You cock loving, amine jerking cucktards delete Trump threads (funny ones) all the time for zero reason except that you are rim job giving losers. So why let some Trump lover spam the Trump threads with shitty porn? I hate all politicos. If Clinton had won I'd be ripping her. She didn't so I rip Donnie. This is /b/, not /pol/ so why fuck with the regular Trumpy threads???

>>728425650
>This is Hilliary's war

The rationalization you Trumptards are going through to escape that he's even worse than Bush Jr. is astounding.

Trump's current approval ratings are as low as one of his supporter's test scores in community college.

>>728426192
So they have their own correct the record thing? What's it called? Paid by who?

>>728426242
>The flag waving americans are ON TRUMPS SIDE ALREADY.
because rampant nationalism in the face of your country losing face is one of the 14 tenets of fascism.

>>728426305

No just any negative Trump thread gets image spammed so they die and so that there aren't negative Trump threads at the top of 4chan every day.

>>728424539
You genius.

>>728426197
Well yeah duh. You hate America and Trump loves America, so of course you will never alter your opinion. Anything he does will only further concrete your hatred of both him and America, simply because you two disagree on whether America is great or not.

>>728426509
That's one of the most retarted things I've heard. Shitposting still bumps the thread

>>728426509
The best way to ignore negative information about your "god" candidate who turns out is a total loser elected by college dropouts and rural fucks is to get it to the image limit as fast as possible with weeb shit.

>>728426675
>retarted

Which community college did you flunk out of?

>>728425018
So i can have some sense of purpose in my life as well as experience the hardcore archetype of war which should make human living complete and give us a whole other understanding of the world.

I just want Papa Franku and Dade to just come up from behind and violate my organs after I drop the soap. I want them to cum inside until I squirt like a water hose. Deadass I want them to annihilate my asshole by putting their huge cocks in it and stick it in so deep their dick comes all to way through my mouth. I dont care if I bleed a little, my anal virginity at least will be worth it for you. I dont care if you even have to fiercely destroy my insides dry. Please just come inside of me and use me like the onahole I am Papa Franku and Dade. Please stretch me like if I were a rubber band. Please stab my organs with your cocks and throw the leftovers in the garbage.

were you "laughing out loud"? when Trump completely fucking won the presidency? and the more dirt you dig up on him the more dirt appears on the shitty Democratic party? do you inbred fuckwits realize you're doing our work for us? We are actually laughing out loud. this is the most fun I've had on reddit in years. I just feel no compunction whatsoever to have any kind of civil discourse because you guys are retarded. Please always do this. Please let us "lol" forever. Please dedicate your life to this, because you are fucking awful at it. and that brings a great many people a great deal of pleasure. I love you. I love how stupid and ineffectual you are. sometimes it actually brings me sexual gratification. I am over here jerking off to the sound of REEEEEE. thank you for the work you do to bring me to orgasm. no one else could have done it but you. you are specially qualified. there is no more perfect storm of ignorance and retard than reddit. it wasn't always this way. that fact used to make me sad. but now I see it for the joyous playground that it has become. just smushing fuckwits on a daily basis. getting them to waste their stupid lives. winning. winning so goddamn hard. winning the presidency. getting whatever supreme court justices we want. exposing more and more liberal lies as they dig themselves deeper and deeper. i cant stop cumming. that is the state you have put me in. just nonstop jizz. I had to attach a vaccuum hose to my dick. I need to replenish with gatorade and pickles every half hour. because you fucking autistic retards cannot stop making me cum.

>>728426675

Yes it bumps it but it reaches image limit in 15-30 minutes and then dies and this thread is proof that it stops/kills any discussion.

Avocados fuel illegal deforestation and lead to water droughts. Cut off your man buns and open your eyes hipsters, no one thinks you're cool. Gluten free craft beer doesnt taste good and you're not going to change the world by sitting in your suburban homes, smoking weed, drinking STARBUCKS and hashtagging on Instagram.

>>728426648
Again, wrong, I'm very fond of America. One of my closest internet friends lived in Sand Springs OK before her untimely death earlier this year, and another buddy emigrated to Portland to be with his wife (Vegas wedding - which has now gone to shit)

However, I won;t be visiting anytime soon as one, I can't afford it, and 2, I have two sons and your TSA are pedophiles

At like 2am I'm gonna get a mask, gloves, and etc. Break a elementary school window and crawl through, grab a chair, through it out of the window and run out of the school. Good plan? I'm 14 btw

Is this incest?
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

hope you catch aids and die slowly and end up cripple as you watch your family get raped and they look into your eyes for help but you cant do shit cause you're a helpless cunt and your life isn't worth a homeless mans toenails you autistic ass whale

SO IM AT THIS PLACE CALLED COMCAST RIGHT?! AND I ORDER A SIMPLE FUCKING SALAD AND YA KNOW WHAT THE GUY SAYS TO ME??? "Sir, I'm sorry I don't understand, can you repeat that?" AND I FUCKING GO "Yes, sorry, can I please order the salad." AND HE FUCKING GOES "I'm sorry, sir. This isn't a restaurant, this is a cable company." AND I FUCKING GO "Oh my god, I'm an idiot, I'm sorry I'll leave." AND THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY "Oh don't worry about, it's completely fine, but if you ever need cable, call us up.". SO I FUCKING GET MY AMAZING SALAD AT AN OLIVE GARDEN, THEN I FUCKING CALL THEM UP, as I do need a cable subscription, AND THEY SET ME UP WITH ONE OF THEIR BEST DEALS, AND I'VE FUCKING LOVED IT EVER SINCE.

>>728426875
well, image limit is reached, and it's at page 4. As long as the discussion continues, so will the thread

One thing I'm wondering about BOTfuckinW is why/how the FUCK are the Rito tribe and the Zoras existing in the same world at the same time. It's V E R Y C L E A R L Y established in Wind Waker (Which is one of my favorite games of all FUCKING TIME) that the Rito tribe are EVOLVED ZORAS that had adapted over a period of THREE THOUSAND years by developing Avian features to live above an ocean instead of in a little secluded water hole. So tell me, you ignorant SHITS over at Nintendo, how could you forget to follow your OWN F U C C I N G CANON and have them both exist at the same time. Also, if I may ask, if the Rito evolved from Zoras, then why are there still Zoras, hm? HMM?? Checkmate Atheists, amirite! Praise HYLIAAILYH esiarP.

My dad died in a car crash recently. I hacked into his computer looking for photos etc and found out he was cheating on my mom, exchanging masturbation videos and endlessly chatting and doing cybersex with some woman in Denmark. There was even what looked like strong evidence of plans to take a trip there.
I got rid of all the evidence. Nobody else in my family knows. He took it to his grave and so will I.
I talked to the woman via his skype account to tell her he was dead. She asked if I'd send some of the videos of him that she hadn't saved, that he would send almost every morning of him walking into work telling her he loved her. I told her they had been deleted. She said I shouldn't have done that without thinking of how she would feel at the news.
If my mom and brother ever found out, he would probably dox her, go to Denmark and kill her.
But he won't, because I'm taking it to my grave.

From the time I was nine, until my mid-thirties, I lived alternately as either male or female --depending on my moods-- for days, weeks, or even months at a time. I was perfectly passable in either mode, and did everything, went everywhere, without a problem. It gave me a tremendous insight into human psychology.

The numbers glow red on the scoreboard tonight And not a buzzer to be seen A kingdom of shot-blocking And it looks like I'm the king
This jam is howling like the swirling slam inside Couldn't keep it in, though I've never tried
Don't let them shoot, don't let them dunk Be the pointguard you always have to be Just steal, don't foul, don't let them jam Well, they won't jam
Let it slam, let it slam Can't hold it back anymore Let it slam, let it slam Turn around and jam the score
I don't care What they're going to say Let the jam rage on The ref never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some dunking Makes their score so small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can slam To test the limits and just jam No fouls, no bench, no rules for me I'm free
Let it slam, let it slam I am one with the space and jam Let it slam, let is slam You'll never stop my slam
Here I dunk And here I'll slam Let the jam rage on
My dunking flurries through the hoop into the ground My jam is spiraling in hyped-up fractals all around And one jam crystallizes like an whistle blast I'm never going back The past is in the past
Let it slam, let it slam And I'll jam like a jelly bowl Let it slam, let it slam That jam is on a roll
Here I stand In the light of fans Let the jam rage on The ref never bother me anyway

>>728426875
but I see your point, the shitposting appears to be continuing unabated. I rescind my previous comment. I've been in enough long threads to spot when something is amiss

>>728426972

Yes and now we get the copypasta.

Discussion is still killed. Is it that hard for you to think there are bots/shills that want to stop negative Trump threads?

Oh wait only shills are lieberal democraps.

>>728426905
That was my first time replying to you so it's not "again." And also sounds like you and your friends have a lot of problems. It's understandable to want to blame some big figure like Trump for all your problems, but you have to understand it's an emotional response, not a logical one. Some day you'll be sane and stable again (hopefully) and then you'll be able to use facts and logic to form opinions rather than relying on baseless accusations and purely emotional responses.

>>728424539
Nope, i actually voted for trump in hopes of a world war. I hope we can finally clean up the middle east, get rid of north korean leadership and free the people, open up more trade routes and deals with more nations around the world.

Itll help us get to mars and once we have mars and earth we can finally have a big enough civilization and economy to create a space craft that will be able to take us to the deepest parts of the universe.

Other then college kid tier whinning. Im not hearing anything worth a damn from you.

here was desire in the Minion's eye as he stared at the fire hydrant. "Beedo beedoo!" he said, his mouth open and drooling. Or, translated to English, "I need that fire hydrant in my ass". So the Minion took off his overalls or whatever and walked over to the sexy hydrant, his ripe Minion asscheeks clapping as he walked. He sat on the hydrant and it slid into his Minion butthole. The Minion groaned in satisfaction as he felt the hydrant penetrating his booty. Sweat rolled down his face. He started screaming louder and louder until he was screaming really loud in pleasure. Across the street, a little boy was walking with his mom and saw the Minion riding the hydrant. "Mommy, what's that?" he inquired, tugging on the end of his mom's dress. But the mom didn't answer. She was captivated by the Minion scene she was witnessing, her mouth agape. But then, the Minion gulped because he got nervous. He got nervous because he felt poop crawling up the yellow caverns of his butthole interior. The Minion went faster and faster, going up and down on the hydrant so fast you wouldn't believe it if you saw it. Then, poop rushed out of the Minion's butthole with such force that it propelled him into the sky on a shit rocket and the shit rocket carried him to the Sun where he melted in a blaze of depraved, animalistic glory. THE END

Paul Blart: Mall Cop helped me get a PhD. I sat down to write my final exam. It just had one question: I had to write an essay applying Derrida's ideas of deconstruction to Saussure's linguistic theories. I looked at the paper and realized: I have no idea what any of this means. I'd spent the whole semester just watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop, day after day, instead of studying. It was, I thought, a mistake. It turns out it was the best decision I'd ever made. Taking a bold stand, I just wrote one sentence as my answer: "The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster. - Paul Blart (Mall Cop)." Then I handed it in. The class gasped. We had three hours to write it, and I was done in five minutes. "How does he know the material so well?" they were all wondering. I gave it to the professor. He looked at it. Then he looked at me. Then he said, "Are you telling me that all you wrote on this paper was a single quote from Paul Blart: Mall Cop?" I stared him in the eye without even flinching and dropped another classic Blartism on him: "I know a lot about sharks." He looked back at the paper, back at me one more, and then nodded. He pulled out his red pen, wrote "A+" on the page, and then just said, "Sick reference, man. Sick reference." Thanks to his recommendation, I was first choice for the direct-entry PhD program.

I always keep take one towel out the hamper for my hair and upper body, then leave it in the bathroom on the rack for next shower it can be my "butt towel" now how do u think I feel when I walk out the shower and can't remember which is which

nice of the enclosed instruction book to invite us over for a picnic, ey Luigi. hey Luigi, play the sax (saxophone solo) you know what they say, all Luigis toast spaghetti where'd she go? Over there! She's not coming down. Aha, here's the problem. Too Many Toasters. you know what you know what you know you know you know what you know what you know you know you know what they say, it's been one of those days.

So, Donald Trump actually works with Alvin and the Chipmunks, and if you look closely in Paul Blart Malt Shop 2, you can see product placement, and one of these products happens to be a tiny shirt with a 'T' on it. Theodore was Alvin's brother in Alvin and the Chipmunks, which relates to the theme of brotherly love, in Jack and Jill (also known as Adam and Adam Sandler). Adam Sandler kept his little hints that he was the actual owner of Alvin and the other chipmunks. But people caught on after the very blatant Easter egg in his latest game, Pixels (feat. Kevin James and the chipmunks). Back onto the topic of Trump, he used the chipmunks as spies, since nobody thinks CGI chipmunks are real, and he found out about the shenanigans that were happening in middle eastern country Naturally, Trump went to Adam Sandler for more training, but he was busy with the production of Grown Ups 3, Jack and Jill 2, 3, 5, (since five was so neat that four was skipped) and lastly, Pixelated Bukkake (the sequel to Pixels). Adam figured since the chipmunks had grown out of their annoying squeaky voice phase, he would stop putting any kind of effort into his films, so he just had others do it for him. It got so bad that he even paid for Trump to become president. So Trump went to Adam Sandler for help, but Adam was so talentless and dull that Trump lost an enormous portion of his emotions and he decided to bomb the shit out of Syria. But the chipmunks didn't agree with this, so they started to construct a black hole.

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>>728427321

Well, the discussion seems to have reached its natural conclusion regardless of your pathetic attempts at disrupting the conversation

You have FAILED sir. Good day

>>728427382

I'm pretty sure they're bots so no reason to respond.

They do these to Trump threads at all hours every day of the week.

>>728427512
I know, but it made me feel better

>>728425018
>Furry
>Cuckold
>Woman right movement
>Hipster
>Overpopulation
>Economic restart
>Chance at the end of WW3 a lot of big country will unite under a bigger country (EU more united not only economical)
>Majority of dead being white man means we return to be victims
>WW3 won't be Jew centered so we may move over Jew constantly rememebring you of WW2 just because nobody outside them will care anymore having more and fresh victim to cry

>>728424539
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>>728424539
The republicans spent billions paying the media to help them swift boat Clinton. You can't blame a few uneducated simpletons for falling for their shenanigans again.

>>728424607
And here it is, from we must avoid war at all costs, to we need war. All because the politicians these Republicans worship as gods told them to start thinking something else. You have to admire the GOP, they built 1984 by simply making red states less and less intelligent, less and less educated. Did you know the GOP has convinced their supporters that education is brain washing? That's some impressive brain washing.

When this country splits it will be wonderful to be rid of this parasitic untermensch from the red states.

Mr Trump was the... peid piper of the election made to run against Hillary, on the world stage. Trump won, although it would make no difference if Hillary won, you were all fooled once again... to believe the election process is real... presidents are not elected, they are selected. Trump and the Clintons are friends... the mainstream media won't show you this, because it goes against the narrative they are feeding all of you... ants, divided, full of hate and dissonance, will you riot so they establish more laws which take your freedoms? You are all... unwilling puppets, oblivious, living in your own matrix, which they have created for your consumption. l'm sorry my family has done this to you all

>>728428972
666

>>728425154
As a Britbong, this is no time for us to be acting fucking smart - we voted out of the EU (a good move) at the worst possible time we could have done it. 10 years ago, cool beans, 10 years from now, probably cool beans... right now? Asshole fuck party.
And who do we decide should lead us, during this turbulent time? A woman who looks like one of the fucking bad guys from The Dark Crystal. Fucking marvellous.

Still, she ain't Donnie - May is at least an educated evil upon the world.

>>728425371
If you are going to do a thing do it right and dont take half measures

>>728424539
Jesus, leftypol raids are pathetic

>>728425748
Tell that to the libral iran of the 1970s

>>728426350
Also one of the hallmarks of a declining empire

>>728426242
Learn English before trying to give commentary.

>>728429531
I don't think you know what 'liberal' means.

>>728426509
That's why I bump these threads so they stay alive indefinitely.
>shilled

Bump for the 59

>>728424539
Lefty memes are so cringy

>>728424539
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

>>728429647
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>728429773
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>728424711
If you think Americans are in any danger you are fucking retarded. Our military tech you know about is actually 20 years behind what we actually have. The first country to take a swipe at the mainland is going to get eradicated. I personally hope it's China. Love to kill me some dog eaters

>>728424539
I thought trump was putins lap dog?

you faggots need to get your story straight

>>728424858
AKA brainwashed children

>>728424858
I managed to graduate without becoming indoctrinated into feminist culture.

Sorry to see you weren't so lucky :-/

>>728425127
>Inspiation

>>728424858
Arts degrees don't count

Who'd love a warm log of Donald Trump's shit sliding down their throats?

bumperoonie

>>728424539
Oh shut the fuck up you filthy shit posting faggot.

>>728424539
your a bunch of idiots if you think its trump starting this war.

this is something most people knew before the elections:

-if hillary wins, we get ww3 because everyone knows shes in good with the eu, and atleast apears to hate russia. we knew she would carry on obama's policies of poking at russia untill they finaly loose it and attack.

-if trump wins, he will do his best to destroy the globalist power structure. the globalists will obviously not want this, they will likley try to stops him by one of the following means:

-slander him, ridicule him, and accuse him of every lie under the sun and moon untill the public thinks its fine to get rid of him, one way or the other. (already attempting this, their not having much success)

-claim hes a traitor and that he's infact working against amarica to destroy it for some foreign power, then tell the public he has to be removed. (they've been banging this drump from day one. this plan is dead in the water because no one beleives he is a russian agent and theres lots of proof that he isnt and no proof that he is)

-create a national crisis of some sort, such as a stock market crash or desease break out, and blame it on him. (no sign of this yet from what i can see, though some people are claiming that they've already attempted to crash the stock market, but their attempt had no effect because the market was/is under the posative influence of the trump recovery)

--cont

>>728433009

--claim he got elected fraudulently, then call for another election, and this time, make sure the system is good and rigged against him- for instance by making the election process controled by globalist tendrils who will gladly fudge the results so that that walking corpse hillary clinton can get in. (again they've been beating this drum for awhile, and again without much success because no one bleives that there was anything fraudulent about trumps election- this is also a good indicator that did get in legit because if there realy where more hillary supporters then trump, it should be realy easy to push this plan through.)

so the public wont support the globalists plan to remove trump, so whats the last thing they can do to cause a shit stom to give them cover to remove trump?

start a massive war with russia, and blame it on trump. incadently theres also a good chance of a war with china, not because the globalists are pushing for it, but because china is also globalist, and their gungho to remove this threat to their monopoly... plus they need to loose a few million people if they expect to survive past 2030 when they all start to starve and die of dehydration.

>>728424539
Hillary wanted to provoke Syria and Russia with that "no fly zone" crap. Greater chance of starting WW3 than Trump's strike, which is really just a warning that doesn't necessarily indicate an impending war with Syria

>>728427552
>implying that shit is bad
this shit is all a ploy to get smaller states to unionize.
we need more individualism, on every level and form
not the formation of an african union, or south american union, or an asian union (which would easily dominate the world if it happens)
fucking dumbass westerners trying to force this shit on us, unknowingly they're signing their own death warrant in the process

>muh globullists tryna own teh worlds n sht
it's troo tho.

>>728425543
bot trying to hit post limit

>>728424539
honestly, have you ever met a trump supporter who wasn't a total retard?
I haven't

>>728426057
that kinda puts things in perspective doesnt it?

>>728426057
you asked for this, now enjoy it

>>728424539
Go to bed Shareblue

>>728427129
god damn these fuckers