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Alright fuckers, get on those scales and let's begin

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright fuckers, get on those scales and let's begin judging each other.
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>>728402888
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you're only 65 kg? post body shot
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Aye
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>>728403010
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>>728403410
Hairy feet, good weight.

Good shit.
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>>728403579
thanks mate
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>>728402888
what the FUCK is wrong with your toes ?
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>>728403917
You're going to have to elaborate on that.
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Kilograms are for fags
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>>728402888
Checked
Also 65.8 is the angle your toes are at
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>>728404003
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>>728402888
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>>728404382
Oh that, I dunno, man. I'm not a fucking podiatrist.
Are they that abnormal? Mostly people are just freaked out my the hair on my feet.
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>>728404253
Straight fucking savage
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taken a month ago i think
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>>728404840
Sick potato camera, dude. What even is that weight, metric or imperial?
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>>728404995
>metric or imperial
Have you ever attended special education classes? Can you really not figure that out on your own?
>inb4 "iz juss a trolln u"
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>>728402888
Im guessing you would be 20 and under, 5'5
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>>728405252
Yeah, bro, sick image quality. You can totally make out what the fuck it says right there.
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>>728405386
24 and 6'2
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>>728402888
Wats wrng with your toes?
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>>728404840
you are either a small woman or a fat man
114kg = 250(ish)lbs
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>>728405745
Dude that's kilos? I assumed it was pounds. Look at that fat cunt. kek
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>>728405745
yea u right. I'm 114 kilos m8
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>>728405597
Hungry hungry skeleton
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>>728404662

Sorry bud.... you have some of the ugliest toes i've ever seen. And I thought mine were bad.... but the shape is fucked... then the shape of the nail, to the nail-bed, to the way they are cut and not straight.... gross.

But i'm sure there are some gays on here that would probably be turned on and want to suck them.
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>>728403523
where the fuck do you hold the weight wtf never understood how skinny people can weight 65kg and look like this, shouldn't they be like 52 kg's?
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>>728405928
Feels good, mein dude.
Feels good.
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>>728405627
cancer
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>>728402888
Holy flying fucking, your toes are literally isosceles triangles
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>>728402888
Jesus what the fuck, your toes are deformed. Fucking yuk.
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I weigh 75 KG
(165 pounds for you Americans)
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>>728402888
kys you have deformed toes, you don't deserve to live.
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Im 5'6 and 270 lbs which is like 120 or 130kgs for the educated world
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>>728406057
Probably like here or something. I hate it.
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>>728406525
What does 5'6 mean though? WHAT DOES 5'6 MEAN YOU PEASANT?
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>>728406682
Height?
5 foot 6 inches or ~165cm
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>>728402888

what the fuck is wrong with your toes?
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>>728406881
Cancer, apparently.
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>>728406525
good lord you're shorter And heavier than me
>6'1, 260lbs
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>>728406976
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, now everybody in thread is bad person, too bad so sad
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Everyone on /b/ is fat
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>>728402888
>60 at 175ish cm
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>>728406057
usually just cause they tall
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165cm 43.8 kg
>inb4 underage
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>>728407892
Those smooth, hairless toes.
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I have hobbit feet so I'll skip the pic, but I'm a fatty. 223 lbs at 5'9". Been out of work and lazy for too long after breaking my ankles.
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uh. mine just says error when i step on it. and not because of low battery...
(im 350 lbs, scale goes up to 330)
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>>728407892
underage
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>>728402888
what the fuck is wrong with your toes? also so hairy, are you a hobbit?
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>>728408171
Real men are hairy from head to toe.
The weird angled toes thing though, yeah I don't bloody know.
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>>728408010
>223 lbs
how did you break your ankles?
standing on them?
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>>728408268
>Real apes are hairy from head to toe.
fixed
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>>728407984
Thanks for the compliment
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>>728408348
Most posts in this thread have had hairy feet.
You're just pissed that you're a low testosterone beta male.
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>>728408049
proof
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>>728408348
Low energy
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>>728408715
Just... Fuck
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>>728408715
legend, keep going
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>>728405252
No trolling here, I was just wondering if you were that much of a fatass or not
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>>728408715
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>>728409055
kek
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>>728408715
Yo mamma is so fat, when she steps on a weight scale it throws an exception.
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I think I'm about 61 kg
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>>728409255
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>>728409746
>TFW darkie
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>>728406057
I am like him and I only weight 55kg
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>>728409843
How tall are you though?
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5'6"
341 lbs

loving food too much
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>>728409746
>Those gross man feet
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was a while ago,boots because at work and had stinky feet.
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>>728409955
You disgust me.
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>5'9"
>260lbs
I could kill myself, but other than being fat I'm fairly happy with myself.
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>>728402888
ah fuck, at first I thought you were 658 pounds.
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>6'0"
>21 yo
>164.0 lbs

Lazy-ass Amerifag too lazy to convert to Brexit
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>>728408737
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>>728407892
manlet
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>>728410772
Jesus, even your feet are fat.

Go on, fatty, take off your shirt and show us those titties.
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I dont even own a scale
last time i checked i was 135 lbs
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>>728410772
shit in those toenails
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>>728410910
Here, have the whole package, I'm sure we'll get there eventually.
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>>728409746
Are u a hairless hobbit?
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>>728410892
You will be visited in the near future in your sleep, you think this is a joke? Do you think nothing you do matters? Do you think our resources are limited? We can't afford to make mistakes. You continue on now.. thinking what you want of this. This is all the info l am going to give you about what is going to happen to your brain.
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>>728411194
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Thanks for the foot thread
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>>728411194
sexi
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>>728404662
its lower bowel/rectum/prostate problem which result in the hip joints being set in a slanted position that's not normal, which has to do with inactivated stabilization muscles-- which in turn makes the knees point abnormally inwards, and thus tilting the ankle joint in a way that gives many persons "prolapsed foot" and the toes just adapt to still distribute the pressure fairly even.

the body is smart, and now you also know why some people have fucking crooked legs pointing in all kinds of directions.

all these problems you can observe in the guy's body picture, skinny fat, malapsorption, low thyroid and stressed adrenals, all of this relate to colon malfunction in the end!
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>>728411472
this. I'm just came to fap to whoever had nice feet
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>>728411639
My my arse is going to fall out of my arse?
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>>728411659
Sorry to disappoint you but there has been no nice feet.
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>>728411753
eventually ur rectum will prolapse unless the locality of constipation don't create a local cancer bulge collecting all the metabolic cell waste and other toxic stuff.

but u can reverse it easy by stop mixing starch and protein meals, aka meat and potatoes. eat one of the two at the time, mix with salad or some other shit.

also try working on belly-asshole sucktion training and core training /w body weight squats.

the inflamed colon also make deep core stabilization muscles connected to the hips weak/inactive/muscle memory loss ^^
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>>728409746
Like your tattoos.

Got anymore?
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>>728411846
literally two people. but your opinion is irrelevant to me
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>>728412025
I'm fucking British, meat and potatoes is all I have.
I would rather die.
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>>728403410
wtf! i have same foot, wait i will deliver
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>tfw I don't have a scale to weigh myself
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>>728405927
am 5'1" as well :(
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>>728412145
starch and protein require 2 different chemical enzyme processes in the stomach which cannot take place at the same time.

this will result in 1 of the 2 being digested, and the other 1 left over to rot inside your body creating all kinds of toxic gasses produced by the bacteria decomposing it. when those gasses leak out and get absorbed by your system you dun goofed good mate, why you think the generation born in 1900-1950 today ALL have crooked back, locked hips and walk like a refigerator, its all the starch getting stored in various places-- and starch is industrial ingredients to make plastics and glue!
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>>728409746
> I think I'm about 65kg
You're also a ginormous faggot
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>>728410910
Kek'd hard
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6'4
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>>728411194
You really had to show us your dick? You weren't humiliated enough by your obesity?... Please do your parents a favour and kys
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>>728412311
I'll take them chances
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>>728402888
Don't have a scale at home but I checked my weight during last gympass which was at tuesday

>61kg
>175, 5'7 tall
Feelsbadman being a fucking skeletor
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>>728406057
its called not being a manlet
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>>728405987
they're feet. get a life.
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>>728412501
Nope. Honestly I'm fairly happy with myself. I like my job, I have good friends, a girlfriend, a nice car, and my pants can double as a sail in emergency situations. All in all I'm content.
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>>728412615
you're not a skeletor m8 you're a skelet
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Where do I look for a skelly gril? Fat ones make me sick,
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I want one of these
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>>728412672
Your life is so great you felt compelled to post a photo of your dicklet on 4chan. I envy you.
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>>728412720
Remov, atleast I have gone from 58kg in 2 weeks.
Hopefully I will have left skeletor mode by summer.
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>>728412983
>dicklet
lol, okay dude.
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Down from 113.6, about 16 weeks ago.
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>>728413098
Face it, you have a chode.
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>>728402888
> kg
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God tier body shape
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>>728413154
Yeah I'm a bit thick, but I'm 7", I always considered a chode to be square. (4" circumference, 4" length, etc. Guess it depends on your definition.
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>>728413105
good job anon, keep going
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>>728413221
Too americlap to understand anything other than what you're used to
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>>728404840
It clearly says "lb"

You faggots are blind. This fucker is a manlet. Probably like 16 or some shit.
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>>728412057
Nah bro I think she only got 10.
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>>728409746
How does it feel to be fatter than you want to be faggot?
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>>728407892
When did you escape the concentration camp?
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176lbs 6'0ft
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>210lbs
>5'8
>only fat in my thighs

Only way to escape the pain is suicide.
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I'm 250lbs. Average body fat.
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300lbs

all muscle tho
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>>728416187
Are you 6'4?
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>>728416390
6,1 6,2
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muscle lbs
all 300 though
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>>728411194
i would tap that
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>>728416532
K. Well you're still fat.
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>>728416552
With a pole
From a distance
In a suit
Made of plastic
In a shed
Made of steel
Underground
Protected
Lubed
Ready
To
Go
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>>728416619
Go back to facebook.
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>>728402888
I hate american math....
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>>728402888
POST BELLIES!
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>>728407892
show boy pussy
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221 lb..
Muscles.. Pure muscles.
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123 lb
5'5 manlet

Feels bad man
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I don't have a camera, but I'm 125 kg and 1.78 m tall. I do have massive shoulders, but I also have a muffin top that rolls over my belt the size of a mountain bike tire.
Please help me.
I don't want to die alone.
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>>728416880
>░██████╗░██████╗░░░░░██╗███████╗░░░░░█████╗░░░░░███████╗░█████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░░██████╗░████████╗
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>>728402888
83kg
188cm
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>>728415259
Fuck how did you know.
Was it the Jew toes that gave it away
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>>728411194
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How do I quit eating bros?
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>>728416547
Fatty in denial
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>>728402888
Image guess you're 6'1 OP. Is the price right?
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>>728417057
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>>728410904
18y/0
taller than both my parents...
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>>728417167
Around dinner time and after is when my appetite is at large, it's 6am now so that does nothing for me
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>>728411194
I don't get it, I'm about 78 kilograms and I look as fat as you, and I have bad gyno. I am 184cm tall also.
Pic related
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>>728409746
grill?
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>>728417133
Yeah 6'1-6'2
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69 kg the last time I weighed myself at the gym
187 cm height
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>>728412311
this cannot be real
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>>728418690
It's not
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>>728409746
>70 lbs which is like 120 or 130kgs f

hey, you know the rules tits or gtfo
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>>728419388
It's like 60 kilo you muppet.
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18 years old. 83kg. you mad?
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>>728419626

how tall are you?
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I weigh about Three fiddy
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>>728419708
5'9
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>>728419708
he looks around 5'8 judging from his proportions
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>>728419626
Looks like a manlet, which would explain why the guy works out so hard.
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>>728419626
105kg, 24. What are you like 5'5''?
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>>728419753
Yup. Manlet.

Don't worry, dude. You're only 18. You'll still probably grow. Probably.

Unless you've been working out hardcore since you were a teen, if that's the case you're fucked.
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>>728419753
>5'9

kek no i'm not mad
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lol all you faggots are either fat or skinny. and 5'9 is average height.
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How many years are you training?
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>>728420099
lol angry manlet faggot
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How the fuck are you guys so short?
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>>728420138
i trained for Olympic weightlifting (snatch and clean jerk) since i was 14.
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>>728420099
>5'9 is average height.
Maybe in fucking Ireland during the potato blight, you muppet.

I'm 6'2 and I'm one of the shorter ones of my friends.
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>>728420099

average, yes, for a midget
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>>728420259
6'2 weak stick figure doesn't compare to a shredded 5'9 beast.
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>>728420259
This, I'm 6'0.5 and almost all of my friends are taller like 6'1 - 6'5
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>>728420367
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
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>>728420099
Average girls are 5'9 - 5'11 nowadays. How does it feel to not getting upwards looks from girls?
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>>728420532
Plus they wear heels. Kek.
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>>728420532
i don't give af how tall she is. grab em by the pussy and throw em around like a rag doll.
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>>728406057
i height 62 but needed 3 years in a gym, was initially 52kg
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>>728420756
This
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>>728420532
Idk bout that.
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>>728420863
I've been on dates with a couple of shorties, but for the most part these numbers sound spot on.
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185cm, 64kg
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>>728420939
Most girls I see and know are 5'6-5'9
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>>728421028
I'll say 5'8, 5'9 is more likely.
Now realise this, every time you go out somewhere on a date or to some bar or a club they will be wearing heels.

So our poor muscley mate here is going to look like a 14 year old with a growth problem.
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>>728420939
I know 5'9 isn't that bad some girls doesn't look at your height too much. But it's true that most of the girls get the first impressions from your height. That's why they prefer 6' - 6'4 tal men
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