Club Kek is open Singles not allowed Dubs get in Trips, VIP

>>728392042
Step aside.

>>728392042
I want in

>>728392099
fpbp

Move over, brody.

Qq

make way for the owner bitch

I don't want it. I want nothing to do with this club.

This is my club now

party hard

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>>728392042
Check these digits, infidels

Yo I'm the owner of this club

I'm shutting this place down

"sneaks in*

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I WILL BE FREE

Let´s get started

LEMME IN please

>>728392042
How's yo momma bouncer Kek?

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>>728393111
i'm with him

>>728393111
VIP

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>>728393111
I am with him.

>>728392042
hi

Owner bitch

>>728392042
Just passing by

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>>728393533
>>728393544
nice dubs

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>>728392042
I have singles, but hear me out. I'll let you throat fuck me if you let me in.

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>>728393778
or you can just throat fuck me, no strings attached, I don't mind.

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>>728394088
guess i got dubs... we can still fuck, though.

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>>728394282
pls

i brought the goods

>>728392042
That's MR. KEK to you

I am a known terrorist

ey lemme in

>>728392042
Leader of Kekistan incoming

Why not zoidberg

Out of the way nigger

Oh no looks like I just wandered in by accident what would happen now

>>728395530
club sucks anyways

>>728392042
kek

You're all faggots

>>728392042
rolling

>>728392042
here i come

sheeeit

>>728392042
ey

>>728392042
Rolleroni pepperoni

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>>728395638
does that mean you're taking me up on that throat fucking?

>>728395827
Re roll

Am i on the list?

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with my fresh gear you know I'm getting in here

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hell yeah gunna go clubbin

I just want out

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>>728392042
Step aside

coming in, faggots stay out of the way

>>728395950
that's actually kind of cute

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>>728396205
bet you can't get your dick in my mouth!

ayy

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Fuck outta the way

Singles get

Praise KEK

lemme?

how you dare block your owner?

Smd nigga

>>728392042
If I get singles I'm going in anyway and you can't stop me.

>>728392042
I got me my numbers right here

I'm going to need bottle service at my VIP table.

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>>728396849
awww, shucks. looks like we're stuck out here together, anon. wonder what we can do to pass the time?

>>728392042
I know kara-te

>>728392042
rollllling

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Let me in goyim.

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>>728397195
He is a filthy jew. Let ME in.

>>728396296
i can do that

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>>728397792
if i get dubs i'll suck the bouncer off while you sneak in

Nibber

let me in

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>>728398112
i almost owned that shit

Sir, you have no reason to deny me. I am not a nonce or a negro

>>728398209
Yeah but u didn't

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i think you will find my name on the list.

Lemme in

Hey guys tríps here im vip

>>728398377
*teleports behind bouncer*..heh..nothin personal kid

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>>728392042
Hola

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gib entrans

So I'm going to enter

>>728398444
o shit my negro

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>>728398364
can a nigga still get a dick in his, though? i'm dying out here.

>>728398444
trips have talk, everyone can go in

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I run this place, bitches.

Am I late?

Make way

What can i do once im in

>>728392042
Whats good nigger, let me in.

I'll be on my way now

PARTY MUTHAFUCKAS

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>>728398579
i got this. i don't need your help!

>>728398557
Dont worry i'll makeu company

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>>728392042

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This club is Shit, let me in pls!

>>728392042
Has anyone seen the real Kanye? Did he get secretly killed for supporting Trump?

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>>728398830
maybe a little good luck fuck wouldn't hurt

'ey bruv, look ova der

Ffff

>>728399035
one more time

Im in what do i do

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>>728399242
k, i'll pucker up my boy pussy for you, bb.

I swear I dont even want to get in anyway

Lemme in

Qt

>>728399411
Hmm. I'm going to have to borrow these dubs guy

Let me in!

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>>728397300
Hold on a second buddy!

>>728399339
Post your asshole with a time stamp faggot. how rude are you?

Also. I am dubs

>>728399555
This guy.

I'm fuckin outta here. Fuck this club

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>>728399555
What seems to be the officer, problem?

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move over

just passing by

>>728399555
damn

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>>728392042

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>>728399571
kk

as for everyone else, cover your virgin eyes.

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c-c-can i go i-in s-s-sir?

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>>728399844

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>>728399844
I MADE IT IN

Later, fags!

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>>728399555
VIP wins. Beat it jew.

>>728392042
I'll be taking my place inside.

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>>728399695
The problem buster is where are the minorities!

Rapes ok sometimes

lmao haha

hey uhhhhhhh mind if i bring my own food?

>>728399920
But u get dubs a long time ago

>>728392042
I'm in the building, boys!

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Step aside

Let's do dis

I'm in this bitch

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cool guy coming through

sup niggers

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Give me the VIP view

>>728394935
Get out of here boi I was the leader of kekistan. Death to Niggastan. Our allince with DIO is still active.

>>728400455
Ha away from all the scum

Cmon

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>>728392042
let me in, so i can sit somewhere in the corner, or walk aimlessly around wasting Money i dont have, asking myself "why didnt i stayed home"

>>728392042
rollin

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>>728400415
>>728400325
Trash

Check if im on the lusty list

Little pig, little pig, let me in

>>728400549
What?

I'm on the guest list

>>728400588
yeah show them

>>728400588
checked

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Nah, I'm good. Just gonna walk past your gay ass club.

>>728400652
>>728400679
>>728400702
Also Trash

Wow club kek never been here before I don't leave the attic often.

i wanna join

so what happens when we get an owner?

Make way for DJ Nigger

>>728392042
Hey Tyrone, how's it going tonight? I'll just head on through.

>>728400822
Remember Orlando? yea...

>>728400831
Roll

>>728392042
get outta way nigga

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>>728400681
where's that dick you promised me?

>>728392042
Coming through, peasents, step aside.

Hey its me your new boss

Move faggot.

>>728392042
I'm on the list

>>728401075
>>728401059
>>728401030
Nope

I prefer club jej

Gonna get in this club just I can so I can get thrown out of it

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>>728401149

trust

>>728392042
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>>728400979
I didn't promise u dick

>>728401149
>>728401222
Fucked

in

>>728401412
Out*

>>728401366
Double fucked

I just need a drink man

>>728401323
Who the fuck would let this guy into any club

>>728392042
becoming owner

>>728392042
Fuck not being quad, I make my own rules bitch

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Op is a faggot.

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>>728392042
more like club cokefags
snort binders /b/ a man

>>728401600
Be like this man. He came and brought us this present.

Here my VIP

Let me in fag

Ayo hol up

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where do I put my coat?

VIP

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>>728401365
It was implied!

>>728392099
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>>728399411
>>728399555
>>728399622
>>728399844
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>>728400588
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>>728401222
>>728401366
Witnessed

Rool

>>728401600
you always get in when you have two chicks aside

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>>728401910
by the bins outback, nigger faggot. you aren't welcome here.

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>>728392042
I think you'll find that everything is in order.

>>728392042
>1st try
>gets VIP

>>728402079
Looks like your dubs ran out. Get the hell out of here, singlefag.

>>728402024
I'm in this twice and I bet a couple others are as well.

>>728401926
I dont remember

>>728402179
"here" implying that you're still in. If he's out you are too.

ayy babeh lemme in da cluub

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>>728402179
>79
our singles match. maybe we can fucking hold hands and skip to the trap club down the road, faggot.

I'm coming in

This a gay club right?

>>728392042
Out of my way

>>728402463
Well, obviously. That's why we need at least two of the same number to get in.

Make room

>>728392042
rolling

>>728392042
you do realize this is profoundly stupid right

>>728392042
heyo

>>728402566
nvm, I just got in. fuck everyone else.

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>>728392042
Look at me. I am the owner now.

>>728402463
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>>728392042
CHOMPA CHOMPA IN THE MUTHA FRIKIN CLUB YAK YAK YAK

>>728402604
aaand you're out.

>>728402566
Yes, now get in

>>728402618
Nice try faggot.

>>728402646
the rules didn't say you had to maintain dubs with each post, y'dunce

>>728402604
kek

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Can always trust my lucky roll to let me in

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>>728402322
you replied to me, therefore it is implied. dubs for cock. whip it out faggot!

>1 cock = 1 life saved

I swear my ID isn't fake sir

me want triples

>>728402646
tard

>>728402701
How do you prove you're the same guy with the dubs? Any singlefag can just latch onto a dubs post and pretend it was them and get in. We've got better security than that at this club.

daddy wants threes

>>728402618
take your stuff and thangs and go home, faggot.

>>728392042
Cocaine club dealer check me

>>728392042
I get in

>>728402790
you're a monumental idiot but i see your point

do these dubs check out, sir?

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>>728392042
Step aside, master race autist high functioning spastic, master of the club kek coming through

>>728392042
A bottle of your finest champagne please

>>728402906
gooddammit

>>728402790
In that case, don't reply to people claiming to be 'in' and instead only reply to a dubs or trips, with your logic a person can get out if another tard claims to be them.

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>>728402914
re roll

>>728402914
back to the stone age, homo.

>>728402926
VIP here, no can do

>>728402977
Also fucked yea with my dubs

Clubs closed bitches

>>728402994
The earth is flat you moron, that is cgi

>>728402790
>pretending to be someone else in a fucking dubs thread on /b/ to get into an imaginary club

out of my way fag

>>728403045
>Anonymous 04/08/17(Sat)02:41:56 No.728403
says who?

>>728402996
BUT I WANT TO COME INTO THE CLUB KEK FUCK YOU I WANT TO COME INTO THE CLUB KEKKKKKKKKK WHY MOVE BODYGUARD

>>728403079
You said it yourself, we need to protect dubs fraud! kek

>>728403079
I don't see a problem here

rogue1striker

let me in nigger

>>728392042
>going to clubs

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behold

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l'm coming in

>>728403234
what the fuck is this

my grandmer is nigger

>>728403128
no

We're closing.

>>728392099
What's up, guys? I'm this dude. Coming back after fucking a bunch of bitches in the bathroom. Great place here, huh?

>>728403286
Makes sense. You have nigger grammar.

I am the owner now.

>>728403352
You're not even on the list. GTFO

>>728403276
those are chinese people. Have some tolerance and respect.

>>728403352
>>728403398
haha

>>728403288
FUCK YOU I WANT TO COME INTOT HE CLUB YOU'RE A STUPID BODYGUARD I ONLY GO OUT ONCE A YEAR AND YOU WILL DENY ME INTO CLUB KEK? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

>>728403405
Never heard of that...

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the champ is here!

>>728403234
that's the most fucking goddamdorable thing i've seen all day

>>728403313
shup up dave. go back to selling insurance in albuquerque

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oh magic conch shell will I be able to become a vip of club kek?

>>728403480
nnnnnno

>>728403501
i'm glad you like it. my daughter is a whore. i think you'll like her too

>>728403572
pics?

Owner here

Let me iiiiiin

satan just rolled up into the club bitch

time to get the party started

pop pop

*rains fire*

>>728402731
u are not going to die

>>728403553
Guess not...

>>728403504
No fuck you Frank, I have a good thing going here. Shut the fuck up Frank. No one likes you, Frank, you're a tattletale piece of shit.

I hate you, Frank.

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>>728403607

>>728403661
Then everybody realized none of that happened.

>>728403557
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE LIST

I didn't want in anyway

>>728403721
Dave, it's Eric. Go home. You're drunk.

>>728392042
My dick is 2 inches

>>728403763
I like watching you suffer.

>>728403749
i'll kill you in your sleeps

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>>728392042

>>728403855
Oh fuck

>>728392042
*Hacker voice* I'm in

benis :DDDDDDDD is ther fuc in club? penis in vagna :^^^^D

my aunt just had her first child and i'm the father lel

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>>728403313
Fuck off, faggot.

I am the owner now.

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>>728403674
i have aids and the only cure is your penis. would you really deny me a normal life?

>>728404035
Dude stop trying.

>>728404030
why are you responding to yourself three times? lol

>>728403727
her lack of pupils makes me rock hard

>>728404035
dude do u even kno how to cunt

>>728403763
no

IM AM ARE FGT DERP I COME IN NOW

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>>728404108

so then would this be a "turn off" for you?

>>728404030
That doesn't prove anything. You still get (You) when replying to yourself.

>>728404127
Sometimes the numbers move faster, man.

>>728404212
her oversized pupils make me feel relaxed

>>728404265
yeah like these digits hahah!

>>728404305
Nice try, faggot.

>>728404297
same, totally wanna fuck her

Ehhhhhhh boiiiiii

Man, the dubs were rolling in earlier. Now they're all dried up.

>>728404391
Club is full.

I'm the owner now.

>>728404223
let me prove I'm me

This other faggot
>>728403313
>>728403313
>>728403313

Me
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>>728392099
>>728392099

>>728404329
she might even get a cuddle afterwards

>>728404391
See my quads then

>>728404418
No, I'm the owner now.

>>728404325
your mom had a nice try at creating a non retarded person hahah!

it's funny because she failed hahah!

>>728404146
Yeah? Well what now... you're fired.... you're fired, get the fuck out of here.

>>728404441
anon that's 41

>>728404420
(You) should take a screenshot.

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>>728404420
It's me.

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>>728404441
What quads? Those quads?

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>>728404047
Fine here it is

>>728404551
That only proves that you're not me. But I'm still
>>728392099

>>728404420
>being this retarded
>420
>ayyyyyyyou wanna get cheesesteaks later?

I hope you live a happy life that doesn't involve having kids

>>728404568
why do you have pics from my uncles camera on your computer

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>>728404633
Nigga what

>>728404723
because i stole them

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>>728404455
first of all, customers can't fire employees. second of all, i never worked here. i've been waiting for dick all nite, boi.

>>728404568
and there it is. probably not yours, but i'll swallow it all the same.

i got 3 8s

now wat

>>728404736
Now you finally proved it. Took you three tries to actually include the original post so that the screenshot actually meant anything.

Of course there's always Photoshop... which you are clearly using because that's me.

>>728404928
>implying I'm not a poorfag
anon please I use paint.net

>>728404800
even if I show u mine, u will have doubts if it is my too

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>>728392042
checkem

>>728392042
Big dick willies back in town

>>728405046
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>>728405055
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>>728392042
VIP

>>728405087
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>>728405046
>bump limit reached
>page 10
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