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GAWT DAMN LOLLIPOP. evening /b/, what's everybody

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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GAWT DAMN LOLLIPOP.

evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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Every night. I see this thread. This goddamn thread.

OP, you are a fucking gay special snowflake. Get the fuck off my /b/ you fucking disgusting fat neckbeard. If I see this thread again, I will fucking act. I have all your personal info, and I can do a lot with it if you don't stop with these fucking threads, and I will do a lot more than just fucking ddos you, you fat piece of shit. Either kill yourself or get a life you drunk fucking nigger.
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>>728388501
I missed you too, regulars~
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>>728388622
damn, would that make my cup here like the JoJo inner spirit thing?
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>>728388310
long time no see. how's the job at the hospital going?
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Talk about a dead man's party..

OH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
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>>728388310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TedJQUGLsy4
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fuck off
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>>728389136
hohh, had to switch jobs after moving. I'm at a manufacturing office AND a Great Outdoors now. I miss the quiet of the wards, this retail crap'll do for now until I find my own apartment again. How's you?
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>>728388310
FUCK OFF
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>>728389432
doing good, all things considered. almost one full year at my new job and they haven't fired me yet, so I've got to be doing something right.
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>>728389253
God, that game was a treat.. cheesy, stupid, bloody and ANYTHING but boring~
and these fuckers? dollar for a pair, 20 flavors
>>728389395
If you gimme a Werther's!
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>>728389687
s'good to have a job with that outlook, means you're good at it! ..maybe
the office isn't bad, even if it is constantly undermined by our supplier fucking up deliveries, but GO'll have tips once I pass this test thing. Gonna gun for something a bit more professional when I move out, I'm 31.. shit's for kids.
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I'm drinking some cider because it's cheap and I dropped 1400 on a lawn mower today.

Been working as a tig welder for the last 6 month's but I know the retail hell.
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>>728390275
MM! cider~
whoo, fair enough. my friend over at the Palisades has a Honda mower, I think it cost about 600, dual blades and fast as hell.
the hottest we have at the office is either soldering or the damn insulation shrinking with those mega-hair-driers, hands gonna melt into my glove
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Now everyone witness a fat faggot trying to be a regular on /b/ while he talks to himself.
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>>728390671
Only your mirror is that much of a masochist~


haaa, buzzin' now, let's have some more music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6k8mAUfyGU
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>>728390865
U mad?
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>>728388399
Yasssss you're a hero. Get this fucking fat faggot pedo off our board
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>>728391129
no, but I just remembered I forgot to take the trash out, back in a flash!
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>>728391240
we'll find you eventually
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>mfw this guy still posts here
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>>728391363
everything's gotta be somewhere~
>>728391545
hey now, don't post your face. Apparently, people are being looked for.
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>>728390624
Yeah I've got a couple acres in the country so I needed something a bit bigger.

Just bought a house and all that so a mower is just one of those start up costs.

Wife is out of town for the weekend so thinking about riding my motorcycle to see ghost in the shell tmw.

You play d&d op? My game has been off for the last two weeks, been sad about that.
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what is this meme
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Jasmine Tea
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>>728391757
I've heard it's positively buried in that "They probably didn't see the original, so dump on EVERYTHING" exposition, but you be the judge!
No, but I gots a whole Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse of imagination, what's troubling ya, friend?
>>728391977
A fine choice, Mr. Veidt, you've been so busy.
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>>728388310
What days and times are you generally on? I like you and want to know when to expect you.
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some lukewarm gas station beer, you?
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>>728392262
dammit, I wish I knew, for folks like you. I tend to just do it when I'm tipping away at the elbow, which isn't as often as it seems
>>728392278
Same, but mine's icy cool~ I know what THAT shit is though, CHEERS!!
>>728392427
I'm gonna have my first one of those Picante Chelada's on here, promise!
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>>728392082
Nothing really bothering me, just dicking around. A chill night in the country.

I saw you posted some music, it's tough for me to find music I enjoy. Last guy I found was igorrr, his stuff is pretty great.
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>>728388310
didn't this guy get arrested for fiddling little kids or something?
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>>728392556
favorite brands of beer?
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>>728392585
I meant towards your D&D game, what's troubling that?
I'd love a campaign in the frozen north, equal parts battling the elements AND the enemy.
kinda like how this sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDL01w2wC8

>>728392602
normally, the only kids I see are the shitposters on these threads.
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>>728388310
I hope you live a long happy life, I hope you win the lottery.
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>>728393026
no i mean irl fuckin kids
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>>728393026
Evening my dude. Sippin Jack as per usual. How the fuck are ya?
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>>728393205
Yeah that's what I heard. Not even memeing. I heard he's a kid fucker
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>>728393260
This is really sad
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>>728392959
Lesee..
Stone IPA, Shiner Bock, Paulaner, Molson Gold, Guinness, Coors, Fin du Monde on New Years, Arrogant Bastard at Christmas, Oskar Blues Pinner, Red Stripe, Kirin Ichiban, and a wide variety of horrifying malt liquors.

you?
>>728393137
aw shucks, that's some fine kudos, I wish the same to you, but not the lottery. I'll share it with ya, 50/50~
>>728393260
brother, I'm doing fine, just thumbing thru the music and listening to the upstairs neighbor stomping around.
speakin' of!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps
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>>728393026
Oh the game! Dm had a birthday one week then had to work. It's all good, people have lives. I'm glad I found roll20 because it's tough to find anybody here who likes sci fi kinda shit. Rednecks don't like sci fi I've found.

I dig the song you posted, pretty good. Search YouTube for laibach - b machina for something I enjoy.
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>>728393685
why is 50+ year old dude like yourself doing attention whoring on an ANONYMOUS image board?
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>>728393685
If you had he chance to be a Astronaut, would you take it? What is your opinion on space?
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I can see you as pic related
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>>728393953
has he revealed his identity? fuck you
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>>728394020
he is face fagging which is close enough >>>soc
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>>728393026
May day always gets better seeing you fend off faggots, nickle. Drinking water, cause there's nothing else in the house. Gonna be moving to a rent soon for the rest of my time in america.
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>>728393720
So you're kinda lacking the immersion and constance to really dig in? it's weird, some rednecks I've met really dig 40K, mostly for ways of reliving the civil war or somethin'
and damn, that song was spooky and cool. reminds me of Do the Evolution by pearl jam, thematically.
>>728394009
truth be told, I was actually heading towards marine biology back in school, but the depth of it all fucking terrifies me, and the universe is even worse.
But I still find it fascinating and exciting, being an orbital astronaut wouldn't be bad. But I'd be scared of staying up in space, it's not what we were made to be in.
And yet, we explore~
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>>728394146
whats it you you though? theres plenty other threads to shit post in
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>>728394146
>>>/soc/
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>>728394252
but none shittier than this one.
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About time I actually reply to your threads, after seein' em so often.
It's been many months since I tied one in while alone.

First time drinking bud light platinums over a year.


Cheers, to drinkin' alone bro. Keep up the threads.
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>>728394244
You've been getting dicked down regularly, haven't you? You've got that look, like you've been taking some prime cock. That's a good look
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>>728394146
Soc is full of niggers and shitheads. You can't have a conversation about anything there.
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>>728394409
That's a big fucking dildo
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>>728388310
Get the fuck off this site you egotistical cunt.
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LOL GINGER

HOWS LOOKING FOWARD TO RAPTURE FEELS LIKE ;¨^)
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>>728394568
yeah you're having such a meaningful deep conversation here.
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>>728394174
Always glad to be of service in my way.
rest of your time, eh? big changes coming, I'd guess
>>728394409
Hey, cheers to that shit! staying off the sauce is good for you now and then, but the same is true of getting 'em in~
And you're never alone in these threads, boyo!
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>>728394244
So let's say Nasa was willing to pay you and 3 others 500k each to travel into deep space (pic related) in search of a planet suitable for life, would you take it?
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>>728394146
so what, you're here to maintain the purity of this board? fuck off, move on if you don't like it
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Britbong reporting.

Staying away from the alcohol this wkend.

Hopefully I won't feel like I want to die on Monday.
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>>728394570
It's just big enough to fit in my tight ass.

Last time I drank these were in a bottle. Me and my teenage bros were braggin' about one day being able to afford the "platinum life" instead of cheap shit beer.

Look at me now. Drinking hipster craft beers or budweiser.
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>>728394707
Aye, moving to Germany end of July, just sold the house. I usually drink whisky here, I'm sure you've heard the story, though it's been a few months.
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>>728394727
why the FUCK would you take 500k just to go die on a spaceship? If you want to do it, do it for free since you aint comin back.
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>>728394650
you're gonna empty the damn website, throwin' shade like that, friendo
>>728394727
they would need to promise me a damn portal home AND the dough, I'll do my part to find us another home and all, but I don't wanna ride that far TWICE once we find it.
But yeah, triple that price and I'm in~
>>728394845
Good man. You'll be fine, I'm sure of it.
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>>728394244
Pretty much. Rednecks around here are more into trucks and hunting and whatever. I kinda keep to myself, well myself and the wife. Been watching a lot of Motogp which is another thing rednecks don't give a shit about.
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>>728388310
vodka
also i think i have jaundice, not good.
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>>728388310
Orange juice
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>>728395095
I'm going to find you and slit that fucking neck beard from your face you fedora wearing cunt
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>>728389972
Have any professional jobs in mind you are trying to get hired at?
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>>728394890
that is a STYLISH gleam you got there, nice shot~
and hey, booze is booze, I prefer whatever's cheapest and hardest when I'm gettin' drunk.
My list above is the beers I like 'cuz they're tasty.. shit, a pint of guinness could almost be a meal to itself.
>>728394981
Wunderbar! It'll be fun to see if we can still match words somehow. Way back when I first started this, I met a fella from Berlin, had a denim vest covered in heavy metal patches.. the damn sun rose by the end of the thread on his side.
>>728395139
geh, it can get kinda old eventually, and I'm a texan saying that! where ya from, buddy?
>>728395158
>>728395202
you two oughta meet up!
When life gives you lemons (and jaundice, unfortunately) you make lemonade, then find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.
>>728395219
Go ahead and kill me, motherfucker. SEND ME TO MEET RICHARD PRYOR!!
>>728395281
Comedian, unfortunately. I can work jobs to pay the bills, but those handful of times I've done open mics were just.. too fun.
I'd love to pay the bills with my rock.
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>>728395219
U mad?
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>>728395709
>>728395714
That photo is you giving the kids 1 second to run away before you rape them you child molester
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>>728395709
I can imagine you as a comedian, seeing you're already a joke to half the thread.
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>>728395095
Well you should see if you are eligible for the MarsOne program my friend :)
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>>728395709

Little bit of the dessert beer to go with editing mate. What's up?
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>>728388310
You wouldn't be so bad if you just typed like a normal person, instead of all the slang and apostrophes.

But even then, you're fucking annoying and I hope you become self aware one day and realize it. Go away.
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hey friendo! can you tell me about your cute cup with the face on it?
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>>728395709
Fuck the other crap then man, follow your passion and enjoy the open mic and stage life.
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>>728395932
Link: http://www.mars-one.com/mission/mars-one-astronauts
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>>728395709
Do you think there's ever been a private investigator investigating you?
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>>728395895
I have two bits almost fully worked out, one is when I was almost molested at a convention, the other's when I saw a midget walking a poodle at my first apartment.
>>728395932
I DON'T WANNA! YOU CAN'T FERMENT AND DRINK ROCKS!
>>728395973
much as usual, it seems.. I can barely read that label, what is it?
>>728396154
Bunta? I got him this last christmas, serves as a fitting way to turn a 40 oz into a half-hour sip. there's others like him, I wanna get the dizzy one and the relaxed one for effect.
>>728396158
One thing at a time, the dream can't support the life until... well, until it does.
Don't worry, I shall bring the chuckles beyond the boards. But thanks for the encouragement!
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>>728396422
probs for suspected possession of kiddy porn
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>>728396422
hey, if it's Nick Valentine, I'm all for it.. guy's a classic gumshoe, I'd be honored.


also, everyone?
FINISH YOUR DRINKS!! the game is on~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
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>>728396449
Drinking to escape the sad pathetic fat fuck of a life that is your reality.
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>>728396449

Shit picture. Found a better one.
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>>728396449
it's very cute sir <3
thank you for being here and keeping anonymous company, sometimes they need to not be alone!
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>>728388310
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

also nothing to drink tonight because I have work in an hour.
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This is sad. Get each others kiks or facebooks or something.
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>>728396637
orange and coriander? now THAT sounds delicious, I'ma hunt that down for the upcoming hot months here in the states.
Shiner does seasonal beers like that, perfect only when its fuckin' CLOSE outside.
>>728396658
I like talking with folks and having a good time, what can I say? And I'm glad ya like Bunta, he's a damn cute thing to be sure. Uninterested, but.. not ignoring the situation.
>>728396806
GOD, I wish they'd re-release San Andreas in the GTA5 engine!
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>>728391545
>>728391917
Same dude what the hell is this? Are you guys coming here just to talk to each other? Is OP samefagging? What meme magic is this of? Praise kek this is strange.
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>>728397146

Dude, Ommegang Witte it's good in the hot or the cold honestly. I'm up here in freezing ass Ohio and I'm still drinking a couple. Keep an eye out for it.
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How are you doing alcoholic beard man? Where is the alcohol? I need your advice man, I'm selling joints and I need to step up my game, what would you do? And how is the weather up there?
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There's a bunch of hullabaloo going on in this thread. Something about neckbeard OP and people trolling and/or getting actually angry. I dunno. I'm responding to the original post. I'm drinking Windsor cokes. I am bored to hell with all of the games that I usually play, so I came here.
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>>728397389
Will do, pardner! Might be visiting a pal up to Detroit this summer, hopefully it's close-by
>>728397404
down here in Texas, the weather is deeply confused, but spring is still settling in. And you know where the booze is, so far mostly in my guts~
The trick in any kind of sales (I used to work for Vonage myself), is to appeal and relate as quick and short-worded as possible. Let the customer shop, but focus on them, make sure they know you're in control but don't overwhelm them.
Be yourself, but after you've been a Salesman to them.
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>>728397344
Nickle's been here since the days of old. In a way, he's the last bastion of what used to be /b. Yes we come here to talk, because it reminds us of better things.
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>>728391545
is that fucking pewdiepie
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im drinking on home-brew beer, two-hearted clone and seierra madre clone
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>>728397638
fair enough reason, take a seat!
and yeah, I guess some folks don't like what I'm selling, but the concept of moving onward is escaping them.
That's a good whiskey for cola pairing, excellent choice!


but no time for that shit, WE GOT ZOMBIE BITCHES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LMiStluic
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>>728394727
First, we would have to be in the air force, second, we would have to go through years of training and third, why would NASA except completely random people when there are others who have shown their loyalty to their country.
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>>728388310
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>>728397877
finally, a wide-angle on that old chestnut!
heh
WHEN CART-WHEELING GOES WRONG.
>>728398113
Oho, they come from good gene-stock then! Praise be to the God-Emperor.
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>>728398210
http://www.mars-one.com/mission/mars-one-astronauts
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>>728397877
Dead?
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>>728397780
Solid advice man, thanks.
Down here it's starting to get fucking cold, the winter it's coming. I'm in the great nation of Argentina hehe.
Have a great night bro
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>>728392427
What the fuck is "certified color"?
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>>728398384
That's passengers not trained astronauts. You don't think they have people maintaining the space ship along with the passengers?
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>>728398620
prob red 40
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>>728398341
Oooh, speakin' of Oskar Blues~ good choice there, brah
>>728398445
THAT IS THE LEAST APPEALING HELLRAISER COSPLAY I'VE EVER SEEN
>>728398556
Lindo Maravilhoso! I hope you have a good nite too, friend. And good luck!
>>728398799
I would drink a Red 40 of that stuff~

uh oh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvi7kK2yL2Y

FINISH YOUR DRIIIIIINKS!!!
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..hm!

place empty out or something?
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>>728399437
guess so
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>>728399483
well damn, guess I wasn't as cool as I thought I was.
OH WELL! MORE MUSIC!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tarmklssenI
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I can't wait until you die of cirrhosis you fat fucking faggot
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>>728399437
i'm still here dude! drinkin MD 20/20
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Finally got off the phone with the old lady.

Still ITT.

What's some good drunk music y'all? What ya listening to?


Finally getting turnt. Supposed to
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lmao you took so many pictures
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>>728399840
At least it shows commitment, you dumpster juice of the internet!
>>728399860
Orange, as usual~?
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>>728400122
you know it, man
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>>728399991
well, here's an old favorite! reminds me of college bar-stumbles, using parking meters as walking sticks~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
Cheers, my man!
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>>728400467
that stuff any good?
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>>728400507
what kinda setup you on
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>>728388310
should i drink my 3erd 40 of steel revers /b/
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>>728400610
hell no, but it's the best flavor and costs $4
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>>728400738
if i get singles, yes
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>>728400726
A.. ProBook 4530s, on a dining room table. It can play Doom 3 and Dead Space 2!
..god, I need to build a PC.
>>728400738
shit, if you're inside for the nite and comfortable, go for it! I KNOW I WILL!!
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>>728400847
singles says yes i will go for it unless this gets dubs then i wait 30mins
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>>728401000
fuck me i did not want this
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>>728401000
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>
>>728400985
shit, nickel. how much steel reserve do you stockpile?
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>>728388310
Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your internet browsing data and your government can now see all your browsing history simply by requesting your isp to hand it over. This is the only way to stop them http://www.deleteip.com
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>>728401000
>>728401054
OHH MAN! Bad luck.. but I won't blame you for welching, that's a hard task!
>>728401112
As much as I need at a given time~
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>>728399437
I fell asleep and died. See ya later nickle, I'd better head out.
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He looks like the weeb version of breaking bad
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>>728400122
about to crack open a fresh one
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>>728401699
sure thing buddy, rest up! I'll see ya next time~
>>728401727
WHOOO! sip on that, friendo, all that sweetness will incur a hangover..

holy shit, I love getting a shave at my local barbers, they tidy up the edges with a real-deal razor~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omD3m-xwBWk
>>
Start Bananaposting this dudes garbage posts. This shit needs to be in /soc/ so he can get ignored like the chud he is.
>>
>>728400738
>>728401000
if dubs wait 5 more if signals drink
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>>728402581
RIP in piece my dude
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>>728402581
Ka ha! Enjoy the chances taken!

oooh, I need spooky music now!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInNqoAdJeU
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>>728402751
hell, yeah! ducktales remastered is my shit
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holy shit, you narcissistic FUCK.
i thought we got rid of your paedo ass.
what the hell could you possibly be thinking still trying to become a /b/ e-celeb after what happened?
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>>728402882
Bless me bagpipes, I grew up with all that shit and loved every second~
but it got a LOT better with this new version!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9rMfPjn1n0

so groovy~
I'm tentatively excited about the new Ducktales series, even though none of the kids sound a lot like kids
THEY BETTER HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUNIOR WOODCHUCK GUIDEBOOK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9rMfPjn1n0

>>728402970
who wants to be famous? I'd rather have pals.
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>>728403249
>who wants to be famous?
you, obviously, shoving your face in a camera
EVERY.
FUCKING.
POST.

be careful not to let your CP reflect in your glasses again, though.
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>>728403393
I really wish Robbie Rotten would teach you how to be a VILLAIN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
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>>728403810
Hello from New Zealand Nickel :)
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>>728403810
I really wish your parents had taught you how to be a functional human being, you monomaniacal paedo attention whore.
I don't even need to address the fact that you just made a Lazytown reference.
The joke writes itself.
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ayyy whats good nibba
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>>728404081
Greetings from Texas, friend! You got one damn beautiful country there~
>>728404126
What about Lazytown?
>>728404187
Nath!! YOU SAN OF A BEETCH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYpNjF9EB8
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>>728404354
what should I eat?

I'm thinking another salad
the lsd is leaving me hungry as fuck

on a side now hows life?
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>>728404354
>What about Lazytown?
You're not fooling anyone, pedo.
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>>728388310
gin. i also enjoy looking at pictures of electric chairs.
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wow we're both from Texas and we're both drinking dual shitty plastic steel reserves

maybe we do deserve our nigger reputation

good to see you again 40bro.
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>>728404517
As ordinary as always, but with more fun happening when I can get it!
And I'd say go for something a bit more protein or carb'd, so you can fill a belly alongside that booze.
>>728404542
It's a catchy song, fuckface!
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>>728388310
I'm having a pale wheat grain weizen, I bottled 2 weeks ago.

Do you have any advice for introducing bros to new beer styles, or how to tailor it to the average taste ?
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>>728404676
also, I'm about to crack open number 2 at 2am. looks like i'm useless again tomorrow. also i was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver at age 30 (after 11 years of drinking this rotgut). I don't think its that serious if i quit drinking..of course, here I am..

But I hope your health is better off than mine!
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>>728404814
solid idea my man

I think some mac n cheese or a nice sub is in order

but now the question is what kind of sub
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>>728404814
>a catchy song
Well if you're dumb enough to mug for the camera in sunglasses with CP on your screen, AND dumb enough to start making these threads again after getting called out on it, I'm not surprised you actually think people will believe you watch Lazytown for the songs.
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>>728404671
LOVE GIN!
and there's something colonial interesting about old execution devices, right?
>>728404676
Good to see you, friend!
and I gotta say.. I miss the flavor of glass foties.
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>>728404851
Lagers, stouts and pilsners are the Justice League of beers, best work around their flavors and do what you can.
Also, good choice! I love a delicious wheatbier~
>>728404925
Everyone has the chance to fix things, don't forget!
And I hope your health is much better off than mine.
>>728405018
meat, cheese, veggie, excellent sauce, another layer of meat and some peppers.
PERFECTION!
>>728405030
You seem to know a lot about the show.`
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>>728405018
why you finna sitin in your tub my dude. that aint comfy
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>>728405405
turns out my sub bread is moldy

chicken alfredo it is my man

tho that sub sounds fucking lit

what you been eatin


>>728405461
you clearly dont know what youre talking about
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>>728405613
Alright, them's fightin' words!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

>>728405613
had me some leftover fried rice earlier, now comes.. A NICE HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!
>>
>>728405405
>You seem to know a lot about the show.`
Never seen it, actually, I only know that it's popular with small children and pedos like yourself.
Also I can't help but notice you're trying to dodge replying to the fact that we've seen CP reflected in your glasses in your stupid selfies.
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>>728405956
>when nicklel gives you 2 (you)s

https://youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c

fried rice is the shit
still hungry as fuck
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>>728406257
It was homemade with korean dark soy, so it was the definition of SAVORY!
ohh, that's not fair, you got some good food?

HAR!! this one's for grandpa, playing this on his tape in the old Bonneville while I slept in the backseat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS-YZlJLCbM
>>
>>728406751
hey nickel, MD20/20 here.
I just want to say I love your threads, they're so comfy. If makes my night every time I come across one.
Cheers, my friend!
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>>728406751
oh hell yea

but it was fucking 8/8 for being freezer food


shiggy diggy song

https://youtu.be/ipqqEFoJPL4
you ever wonder how many kids were made to this song?
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>>728407155
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
A pleasure as always, MD!
>>728407165
Nothing like a good chunk of meal with the booze.
But oh man, what a choice!
me and the missus share this tune as a kindred tune.. along with one other
THIS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbkni1z0owg

we both met thru rain-soaked, lonesome and lovey-dovey circumstances.
She's my perfection~<3
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>>728407504
yea the taste of food helps drown the taste of this cheap poision
need to pick myself up some more almaretto

https://youtu.be/bzAGZT_XTAk

havent heard that tune before tho
>>
>>728388555
Beautiful trips my good sir
>>
>Wow, you're still here after the CP thing?
no reply
>Because we all know you had CP on your screen
no reply
>I notice you're dodging the CP issue
no reply
>Why aren't you addressing the fact that we all know you look at CP?
no reply

lol
>>
>>728388310
wonka white
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>>728407906
I figure it's... QUINTESSENTIAL.

>>728407906
Thanks, friend~!
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I wish my threads were in a cold city, that way we could relax like THIS!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJnHb1ekxy0&t
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>>728407915
fake news

try harder lil kid
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>>728408672
just because you weren't here for it doesn't mean it didn't happen.
why do you think Niggle is so scared to reply about it?
>>
>>728408496
what part of Texas you from? Im from the Houston area, also I always see your threads and sometimes post. But I am usually too drunk to follow them through. I been sober for two days now so tomorrow night its gonna go down
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>>728408943
because its funny to see you keep posting about it trying to get a (you)
>>
>>728409201
not op, but I'm from the Dallas area
i was just in Houston over spring break, it was awesome!
>>
Every time I see you in my Catalog, you fat, unkempt, disgusting excuse of a "man", I want to reach through the monitor and shoot you. As in, murder you with a fucking pistol.

You are everything wrong with humanity. You are an affront to everything humans strive for. You are a disgrace to those who pushed themselves mentally, physically and emotionally beyond what they thought was possible, to achieve heights never before reached in their chosen endeavour.

I hate you. I literally hate you. Why don't you fucking KILL yourself?
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>>728410034
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is nickel kill? :(
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>>728410034
>edgelord 9000
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>>728410034
you have to be 18+ to post here mr edgy
>>
>>728410128
>>728410274
>>728410692
>buttblasted loner alcoholics unhappy that their "friend simulator" has been pointed out as a fat sham

Never fails to make me laugh. Drink up, fuckwads!
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>>728410869
>buttblasted unhappy alcoholic loner
yet here you are
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>>728411268
Yes. Here I am. Eating my dinner at 6:27pm before I go out to party. It's fucking GREAT to be me. I drink with other people. Now you go on and walk without moving your arms to the fridge, while you grumble in your autistic monotone voice about how you have nobody to share your cheap, pathetic beer with.
>>
>>728410244
We can only hope.
More likely he just ran away again because we keep reminding him that we caught him with CP. Sooner or later his attention addiction will overcome his sensibilities and he'll start another thread in the hopes that we've forgotten.
And we'll remind him again.
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