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Hey, anonymous. Welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey, anonymous. Welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you? Let’s see what we’ve got on tap tonight:

>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts
>Special: Rune Reading (cost: one dubs)

Thank you for stopping by, have a wonderful night, and please remember that you are loved. <3
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Evening everyone, how's it going?

I'll be slow, but I'm runecasting tonight!
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>>728379841
*unzips dick*
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Hey there

~MikanBox
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Rune reading?
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Right on time for bed
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>>728380071
sorry hon, I won't be lewd tonight. sober as a priest this time!
I think that's how that idiom goes?
>>728380209
night love <3
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Hello everybody

-phi
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>>728380208
A method of fortune telling utilizing the Elder Futhark runes. If I'm given a question, I can look to the runes for answers.
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>>728380175
Maybe it's a compressed file.

-phi
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>>728380310
Hi, Phi. You know, I never asked you, how do you pronounce it? Phi, that is.
>>728380392
lol
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>>728379841
I need advice i have psychosis depression and social anxiety
should i try electroschock therapy
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Good evening all.

Laying in bed on my tablet listening to music. So... No images for my sig (hope I remember to sign them )

-EMT
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>>728380506
I think we're not the people for a question like that, dear. Honestly. Consult a professional.
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Rolling for a rune reading: what are my chances of success with my current person of interest?
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>>728380628
Reroll
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>>728379841
2 things. I saw this qt3.14 at uni today. How do I approach her to talk.
Also, if I get dubs, can you read my runes?
Thank you

-Anon "I've been here all summer" Anon
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>>728380506
what other options have you tried? have you already been working with a doctor on other treatment methods?
>>728380564
no worries hon <3 you doing alright tonight?
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>>728380527
Duck.zip

-phi
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Advice please.

I love this girl. We've know each other since grade 4 and have dated in the past. We have been hanging out a lot recently and she knows I love her. But she hasn't given me a definite answer on if she wants to date again or not. I've graduated college and have a decent job and she is about to apply to grad school. She says that grad school might get in the way of our relationship, but I don't care. I will make it work. She's smart funny and loves my memes. Beautiful too. We've had our ups and downs, but I want everything to work out between us. Sometime next week I want to ask her again if you would like to be a "thing". I'll still be your friend, but I gotta move on if you don't feel the same way as I do. In b4 kys.
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>>728380706
Yea. More or less fine for once. Just figuring if and when I should message her and what to say if I do.


And how are you doing tonight?

-emt
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>>728380439
Hello dear.

Ummmm....nep named me....i always thought it was an "f" sound. Like five. I don't know though...you may have given me an identity crisis.

-phi
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>>728380737
Please do not zip your duck.
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>>728380702
Rolling
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>>728380850
Emperor Clark duckson the third requested it though.

-phi
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>>728380564
Hai, EMT~
>>728380703
What kind of girl is she? What do you know about her?
>>728380748
>she loves my memes
Oh boy.
Why'd you break up the last time?
>>728380849
I thought of it like Fee. Huh.
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>>728380849
Phi is pronounced like five excluding the ve.. think f + eye.

-FP
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>>728380703
>How do I approach her to talk.
unless you're in a wheelchair, I'd try walking. the worst response you can get is "I'm not interested, sorry", correct?
>>728380737
please no bent crooked ducks in the bar.
>>728380748
if she said grad school would get in the way, it sounds like you're already in a bit of a relationship.
I'd say that, if grad school is where you feel called, and it's the best decision for you, you need to communicate that to her.
>>728380848
I'm doing good <3 thanks, I'm really glad do here you're doing fine.
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>>728380952
Is he anywhere close to our beloveg God emperor, savior of humankind? If not, you're under arrest for praising another deity.
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>>728381114
Hey there.

-Emt
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>>728381114
I can see it. I suppose you can call me whatever you want. In elementary school some people used to call me uncle fester. Ever since the. I've been a bit relaxed about what people call me.

-phi
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>>728379841
Hi Jill!
How bout a Large Coffee, black?

Mantis
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>>728381169
I agree.

-phi
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>>728381114
We chat on our lunch breaks on the phone. I can make her laugh w/o using memes. Hearing her giggle and laugh makes my heart melt. Knowing she is happy makes me happy.
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>>728381263
A crooked duck is just a mallard who swindles you in a card game.

-phi
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>>728379841
>I'm doing good <3 thanks, I'm really glad do here you're doing fine.
What? You mean "to hear" ?

Yep. It's nice for once that I'm kinda happyish for once. Still figuring my friends situation though.

-emt
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>>728379841

hello agian
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Okay, OP, I'm back. Did you figure out how to get me and Alice3d in the same room?
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You know something? Fuck it. I'm curious to see a tune reading for my situation

-emt
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>>728381114
She was a random, so no info
>>728381263
Well, yeah but I mean attitude wise. I'm a huge tard when it comes to people. So how do I avoid that?
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>>728381263
Our friends always ask us individually if we're dating. It's frustrating. We go everywhere together. She was wanting me to be a roomie with her and another of her chick friends. I told her ATM I'm good. But I would change my mind if we were a thing. I love her so much. I quit drinking as much too.
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>>728381511
You got dubs
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>>728381578
Im doing good enough I guess. Mostly past that oddity on Monday. Slightly confused but that's all. Just trying to figure what to do now with that girl. (I over plan everything if you haven't noticed)

And you?

-emt
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>>728381616
Reroll
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I'm not sure if runes work like this but I'd be willing to try. If you any additional information for a better reading just ask, thank you.

>I was wondering if my goal of taking the throne is still in sight and still possible for me.

-FP
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>>728381786
I have~
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>>728381822
Holy shit, first try
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>>728381265
Depends. Who do you believe is filling this roll?

-phi
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>>728381583
Would you fit into that closet though?
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>>728379841
who should i consult if I want to know more about eletroshock therapy
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>>728381273
Hello again.

-phi
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>>728381816
Again
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>>728382064
Some baptist churches in Alabama
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>>728381446
I don't know. I imagine because between webbed feet and wings it's tough to do up his leather coat.

-phi
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>>728381362
coming right up, Train Lord.
>>728381413
>>728381734
you two sound cute. I think you just need to sit down and talk it all out. communication is one of the most important things to a successful relationship, you know?
>>728381439
I'm still not going to trust any ducks.
>>728381494
ah... I'm only human, typos do happen now and then. hope it all works out though <3
anything specific on your mind?
>>728381511
hey there anon, what's up?
>>728381583
I... didn't know I needed to do that.
>>728381671
hey friend. you good on tea? let me know when you need a refill.
>>728381727
I mean... it just comes down to practice, I guess. you have to be comfortable looking like a fool now and then, you have to fake it til you make it.
>>728381822
Our diviner has noticed and is working it out right now <3
>>728382064
your doctor, probably.
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>>728382066
Hey
I'm always gonna be around. Probably. So yea

-emt
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>>728381934
One in ten chance friend it's just luck.

-FP
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>>728381578
It was sort of bizarre.

-phi
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>>728382064
I would ask a doctor
I would even ask two, for a second opinion

Mantis
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>>728381761
ok
>>728382157
not much just checking stuff
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>>728382157
They're pretty wonderful overall. I bit inclined to be necrophiliac rapists, but if human people looked like ducks we would all probably be struggling to hold ourselves back too.

-phi
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>>728382174
That is a mildly alarming probably. How are things?

-phi
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>>728382157
Train Lord!
I love it!

Mantis
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>>728382157
Much appreciated and take your time

-FP
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>>728382157
True, I terrible with typos. I honestly have a funny feeling that it just may work out. Dunno why though.

As for my friend, he was in class with the girl he likes. And the professor asked who you would save, the best friend or the person who will cure cancer. And this is what happened according to my friend.
"Well basically when the professor asked the question she answered and then when I said wow she turned to me she was like think about it if I had to choose between you and someone I don't know then I would choose you "

Kinda simple. But compounds onto the idea of her having feelings for him

-emt
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>>728382419
Canadian pacific...Canada has a surprisingly good industrial train system.

-phi
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>>728382211
Sounds like it. Also they sound like dicks?
>>728382419
It's not bad~
>>728382399
Not like he signed a contract or something!
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>get here at 9
>no thread
>check an hour later
>it's the afterparty

one of these days, god damn it.
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>>728381822
>Thurisaz
>Fehu
>Ehwaz

Realistically speaking, your attempts will cause great conflict in the future, but will end in some kind of meaningful change. You’ll gain something, though I can’t tell you if you’ll succeed in the goals you’ve set out specifically. However, it will take you time to achieve anything, and your journey won’t be an easy one.

>>728382142
Oh. That makes sense.
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>>728382440
>FP
I didn't know fleshpounds could talk, where is your scrake bud?
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>>728382399
How is it mildly alarming?

And stuff is good. Other than what happened monday.

And how stuff with you?

-emt
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>>728382070
Last try
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>>728382157
Thank you. Your advice calms my nerves. I'll try this. We go on hikes together every weekend and just talk and talk and talk. About nasty shit, real shit, dank memes and music. We're both big music nerds. When we go to restaurants, we play a game to who can guess the song being played in the background first.
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>>728382559
We started like this tonight, actually.
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>>728382551
I never sign things. Not unless I use my nipple dipped in blood. It's why I'm no longer allowed to events with a guestbook.

They were actually pretty nice, just strange.

-phi
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>>728382280
that's cool! I hope you had/have a good day.
>>728382362
I'm... not sure how to take this anymore.
>>728382419
it seems fitting enough to me, yeah?
>>728382480
that's pretty adorable, honestly <3
>>728382559
hey friend! this isn't really an after party, I just went with the bar name I used last thread.
how are you doing?
>>728382676
I hope you work it all out, bud <3
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>>728382576
He is in a gang. It's sort of cute that he need help putting on his clothes before getting into street fights.

-phi
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What is a rune reading?
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>>728382605
I'm a very easily alarmed person.

Things are okay. This week at work was difficult and today was frustrating, but it's over now.

-phi
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>>728379841
Things are actually going really well for me now. I have a girlfriend that is incredibly attractive and makes me happier than I've ever been. I'm getting closer to quitting smoking, and I'm bonding much more with my friends and colleagues.
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>>728382758
Yea. It's cute. I'm happy for them. Though the age gap kinda makes me uneasy. He's 19 and she's 28 (looks and acts 20)

Atleast he has a real chance with her. Unlike my situation

-emt
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>>728382758
With several shots and a teaspoon of maple syrup.

-phi
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>>728382576
Thank you very much rune reader. I appreciate your time and respect your ability
>>728382588
Haha very funny, it's just an an acronym I use for gaming usually. It stands for Fantasy Program.

-FP
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>>728382713
>>728382758
alright that makes me feel better

Now, I'd like a rune reading, about that girl I talked about the other day and asked how do you know if she likes me.

Also I tried obtaining VA-11 HALL-A through alternative methods and it just crashed on me so guess I'm not playing that for now.
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>>728382758
not really made a mess
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>>728383001
Fantasy program....go on

-phi
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>>728382926
Ah. Atleast it's all calmed down for now.

I guess you saw that shit show that happened on Monday? So confusing. I'm mostly over it, but still. So odd

-emt
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>>728383041
Meaning what? Go on with what?
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>>728382157
I'm counting on you, there's nobody else who can help me... alice3d runs advice threads, you run advice threads. You guys are one in the same..
.

Wait.

Alice???????
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>>728382865
It's a divination technique that lets us make inferences about things (such as future concerns).

Think of it as fortune telling but actually useful and not a scam.

-phi
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Hi all,
I think I'm bipolar but everyone here believes in religious therapy so they tell me I should just pray to solve my problems. How do I secretly find a doctor, get diagnosed, and get medication? Cost is one thing I don't have. All I have with me right now is around $100.
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>>728383086
I just got a flashback to a pirate I used to know. His life's goal was to be in a musical and sign his name in calligraphy with a nipple.

-phi
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>>728383041
>>728383145
I forgot to tag my name but meh I think you could guess who it was

-FP
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>Advice, Please
I have a pen and a pineapple. What do I do with them?
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>>728382929
hey man, congrats. on all of that, but especially the smoking, you know? it's a bitch to quit.>>728382949
ah... that's a bit of a big gap, yeah. but I guess if they really love each other, it can work.
I think my grandparents were 30 and 19 when they married?
>>728383008
add it to your wishlist to see if it ever goes on sale! it's fun enough, but I may be biased.
>>728383015
what's up, anon?
>>728383181
HA
I'm not Alice, hon. everyone here can verify that for me.
>>728383217
even your family practitioner or regular doctor believes in that?
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>>728383217
Look into healthcare, if possible. Also ditch the "secretly".
>>728383282
This gets stranger and stranger by the minute :V
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>>728383145
Fantasy program just sounds very intriguing. Did you make it up as a gamer tag or is it a reference?

-phi
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Hello

Normally this is around the time that I stop keeping an eye out for a thread, but I guess I made an exception

How is everyone?

-Sweet Roll
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requesting advice
I'm a big dreaming with huge lazyness problems such as procrastinate.
is there a book or something that can help me setting my goals straight and sit in a chair and just do what i need to do, instead of sitting in a chair and doing everything else that what i have to do?
I thank you for your reply
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>>728383332
Pen in butt, pineapple on head, write a small haiku and post a picture of it

-FP
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>>728383473
Done and done.
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>>728382509
That they do. The US side could use a little work, tho.

>>728382551
Hiya Bunny!!

>>728382758
Works for me too!!

Mantis
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>>728383217
Can you tell me a bit more?

-phi
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>>728383441
Pretty sure there are a lot of them. Google is your friend, hun.
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>>728383391
The exact reference is from the mirai nikki opening they reference it as a gift from the gods, but nothing much else. Call it narcissism I guess, but I enjoy the idea of it.

-FP
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>>728383008
Oi, reroll my life.
>>728383355
I'd love to, but I have a rule where I try to only buy games that I already played and liked or know I'm going to buy either way. That way I don't end up with another Sly 4 fiasco.

Man, what an awful game.
>>728381413
>I can make her laugh w/o using memes
Everyone here fills me with hope and confidence, I thought all of these things like she laughing at my shitty jokes and being confortable with touching were just regular friends things.
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>>728383332
have you heard of an Applepen?
>>728383411
hey sweet. doing good so far, what about yourself?
>>728383441
nope. looking for a book to solve your laziness is exactly the opposite of what you need to do. you need to DO those things.
to be fair, that's really hard advice, and most of us here struggle with it too.
>>728383679
ah... that's understandable. I never played it, but I've seen the hate.
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>>728383376
I also repeatedly pushed him overboard and rescued him till he was exhausted and potential had hypothermia. This was around the time we had a lovely 9 year old who was in am all vodka bar with the lights off and around the time I near a jazzy girl with an affinity for being hit off boats by water.

-phi
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>>728383473
>>728383332
Just another day
There's a pineapple in my butt
Just another day
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>>728383411
Eh.

How are you?

-phi
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>>728383355
Yea. That's true. Though it seems like they both really like each other. But it can be awkward if she's the drinking type while he's still under 21 (I sorta have the same issue. Though not as severe. Only got 6 weeks to go. While he has like 1.5 hears)


Emt
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>>728383473
Does the haiku have to be written with the pen while it is in your butt? That would be actually impressive.

-phi
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>>728383355
drunk talk thats about it
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>>728383558
I take it you are on the US side?
Also we haven't ever really talked. I'm phi, itsbnoce to finally meet you.
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>>728380506
No. You won't be the same. It won't help you like you want.
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>>728379841
I'll just have a beer
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>>728383754
>never played it

Protip: don't

It's even more filled with forced furriness, the writing is awful, the level design is mediocre, the bosses are the worst in the entire saga(Except for El Jefe, that guy had a neat fight, top 5 for sure) and absolutely fucks over the gadget system which limits gameplay a lot.

Also, not as many fun glitches.

Also, come on baby roll me one more time
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>>728383599
the problem is that there are some advices that i've found but none worked with me....

>>728383754
that's exactly my problem....
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>>728383646
I'll take it. It just sounded like something the deep voices character would talk about in an anime when the music become ominous.

-phi
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>>728383754

Things are going alright

I'm glad I can kind of sleep in kind of longer now

-Sweet Roll
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>>728383858
It has to be written with the pen in the butt. Also not my butt friend.
>>728383332 's
Butt

-FP
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Hm. I haven't posted in a thread like this in ages, but. Why not?

A whiskey, straight, in tumbler, light rocks, if you'd please.

So, I'm asking for advice:
I'm currently in a pretty committed relationship; we've been talking about the idea of getting married, settling down, having kids one day, but my job has me living in Texas now; we're two-thousand miles away from one another. He struggles with seasonal depression, among a few other things, and I don't think this move has helped any. He talks to me less and less and in the few chat rooms we share, he's happy as a clam to spend all day jabbering with friends, meanwhile I wait hours to get a response from him. Whenever I bring this up (It's been going on for a while now, mind.) and mention that, maybe things are fizzling out and we should look other ways, he gets really passionate, adamant about us staying together, that I'm the only one he wants to be with.

tl;dr am I just making up problems? should I just tough it out until he finishes college and moves down here? I'm worried that being so far apart for so long is really going to strain our bond ;w;
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>>728384030
I didn't mean to imply your butt. I apologise for not being clear and concise.

-phi
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>>728384012
Well I also do programming so it kinda works in that way aswell, how did you choose the name phi

-FP
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>>728384142
How did you meant and how often do you visit?

-phi
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>>728384216
It was a gift from somebody on one of these threads. They just named me for fun and I've been boring people here ever since.

-phi
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>>728383807
ah, I didn't know that! happy birthday in six weeks, dude!
>>728383864
drunk talk isn't always untrue though, anon. how's life going?
>>728383987
coming right up!
>>728384006
ah... I'm sorry, then. I just don't think a book is a good way to deal with it. you need someone to help push you in the right direction, someone to hold you accountable.
>>728384019
that's good! rest is always a good thing.
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>>728383355
Parents, school counselors when I was in high school. My regular doctor doesn't but she's not a psychiatrist so I'm not sure what she can do.

>>728383376
Am under healthcare by my dad's work benefits. Only thing is I need his or mom's signature to approve it.

>>728383563
>been feeling all weird by time I was 16
>first I was all depressed for 2years
>18th birthday, no longer depressed but find out I've parallels with Schizoid PD, undiagnosed
>just recently, find out I've parallels with Bipolar PD, undiagnosed
Sometimes I just doubt if I have any of these or not and just.. go on with my day-to-day life
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>>728383926
Yeah, I'm on the US Side. We got a union contract vote coming up..

Nice to meet you too!

Mantis
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>>728383355
Th-that's what Alice would say... '~'
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>>728384363
Well if that's not gonna happen, then you need to get your own, clearly.
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>>728379841
I'd like a Bad Touch. Big.
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>>728384363
Alright. What exactly is religious therapy? Is it a therapist who approaches things from a religious point of view or is it therapy through the use of religious practice?

-phi
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>>728384405
What is your connection to trains?

-phi
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>>728384355
Thanks. Sucks that my closest friend is still 20 until July.. So.... Yea

I remember last year only one person that wasn't family remembered my birthday. And it was the girl. Granted we were talking the night before. But still


-Emt
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>>728384355
well I was the one talking
its weird good thing I won't have to worry about it in a few years
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>>728384363
>My regular doctor doesn't but she's not a psychiatrist
she can refer you, yeah? if you need medical advice and a specialist would be the best to work with, that seems like the best option. just get an appointment with them and see if you can get some kind of a referral.
>>728384489
I really doubt that.
>>728384552
Big bad touch, coming right up.
....pffft.
>>728384691
what's that supposed to mean?
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>>728384158
Meh shit happens.
>>728384325
Ahh ok, well I'm off for now, thank you for the conversation. I will be back if I see this thread again.
>>728384355
Please thank your rune reader again for me. I really do appreciate people that invest time into these crafts.

Good night all
-FP
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>>728383998
Off by one.

Rolling again. I've played the casino in Pokemon Diamond for hours, I can go all night bu actually just a bit more rolls.
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>>728379841
show feets
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>>728384619
I am a conductor.
That is, I throw switches, ride shoves, handle the paperwork.
The Engineer drives the train.

Train Lord
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>>728384542
In college right now, guess I'll find one asap after this.

>>728384571
The usual. Sad? Pray to God. Happy? Give thanks to God. Angry? Do ablution and repent before God.
Mom's a pharmacist, she believes mentall illnesses are real. She just chooses not to believe her own kids have it because that would mean she raised us wrong.

>>728384788
Hmm, never thought about that. Screencapping this so I can remember. Thanks!
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>>728384355

Well, it's good that I don't have a set time to wake up for the weekend, for some reason I'm deciding to sleep at 3 instead of 2, which is 5 hours, since I need to wake up at 8 (I need at least 6 hours to function well throughout the day).

I normally sleep at 2, but I keep putting it off, and I am aware of that, but I should really stop, I'm starting to get bags under my eyes

-Sweet Roll
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>>728384789
no worries at all, hon. sleep well, stop by anytime.
>>728382713
hey, Vert. give this anon >>728384816 these dubs from me. >>728384788
>>728384838
nah.
>>728384932
I hope it all works out, and you get the assistance you need <3
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>>728384890
You are like air traffic control for trains.

How did you get *cough* trained for your job? I've been looking to get a job with trains but every position seems to require experience and I don't even know where to start.

-phi
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https://discord.gg/YHmcqqn
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>>728384932
Well thats...unhealthy of your mother. Are you religious anon?

As somebody who has had a few therapists, I can honestly say Christian ones worked best for me. They all seem motivated to be there because of a higher calling rather than me paying then more than I can afford. I'm sorry that hasn't been your experience.

-phi
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>>728384816
>don't get reading
>don't get guns i want in Destiny
>got that 50/50 answer wrong in a exam
>not gonna see girl in 2 weeks

A smarter man would give up, instead I keep roolli->>728385102 nvm thanks a lot.

Also, good alternatives for weights? Been doing excercise with some but I don't have them anymore and my best option is throwing books in a bag.
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>>728385121
I had no experience either. I had been laid off from both Laundry Truck Driver and Veterinary Technician.
In my resume sending firespray, the railroad got one.
And they called
Next thing you know, I'm off to St Paul, MN for training.

Train Lord
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>>728385390
kettlebell.
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>>728385494
We have a bunch of tracks around my area and I've always though trains were marvelous. Maybe I'll just send off a million resumes. Thank you.

-phi
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>>728384788
that
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>>728385390

>Not getting the guns I want in Destiny

I know that feel all too well, best weapon that I remember RNG giving me was a MIDA

You need help rolling?

-Sweet Roll
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>>728385121
>>728385494
Best I can tell you is to apply online. You have just as good a chance as anyone.

Here's what they want from you:
>>ability to pass DOT Physical Exam
>>random drug and alcohol testing
>>no felonies for 7 years

Train Lord
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>>728385808
Not familiar with DOT but I think I can manage. The rest shouldn't be a problem.

-phu
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>>728379841
God I need a drink. Been fending off shills on /pol/ after the missile strike yesterday
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>>728385808
Also, you gotta be able to work outside in all weather conditions.

Train Lord
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>>728385296
Agnostic but I've been looking into Christianity. Closest church is a catholic one. Ah, it's okay. Everyone rides through a different path.
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>>728384252
Oh uh. Mutual friend introduced us in some skype room almost two years ago. I'd just gotten out of a long term relationship that ended kind of disastrously and it just seemed like right place right time.

And not often! We used to see each other a lot when I still lived up north, now it's been... Once in a six month period. And our next hang is supposed to be in January, so, roughly going to be a once a year thing for the next ~3 or so.

It sucks. It sucks so hard and I hate it.
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>>728386023
Not a problem.

-phi
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>>728384788
see this is why i need your insights into her personality as an adviceposter
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>>728385986
that sounds tough. tell you what, here's a white russian on the house.
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>>728386060
I'm similar to you. Christianity seems a lot nicer than what the media says from my experience. A lot of jerks sure, but some incredible people too.

So what are you doing besides seeing religious counsellors?

-phi
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>>728385890
DOT stands for United States Department of Transportation.

>>Can't be Color Blind
>>Can't be an amputee
>>can't be Insulin Dependent Diabetic
>>can't be blind in one eye

Stuff like that

Train Lord
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>>728386086
As somebody who has done the LD relationship, I recommend more frequent visits. I know it is costly and hard, but it is completely worth it at the time. When I was 2000 miles from my significant other it was...frusturating. We struggles to communicate a lot. We texted and called all the time but it still seemed inorganic. An hour after my plane landed though and things were fantastic.

-phi
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>>728386350
Okay. I'm home of those.

-phi
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>>728386189
I haven't even been around that long, love <3
>>728386313
honestly, if that's where you're leaning, I'd say look at Christians who try and adopt Buddhism as a supplementary philosophy. some of the chillest people you'll ever meet.
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>>728386350
>>728386628
I meant to say none. I have no idea how I spelled home. Suffice to say i am confident I could pass that test.

-phi
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did you guys know that heckington is a village

-meowbot
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>>728386712
isn't there a Dildo in Canada?
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>>728386816
i dunno

-meowbot
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>>728386635
Where I live there are a lot of Mennonites. So they are pretty Zen altogether. That's why I think Christianity is growing on me so much. They are pacifists who love potlucks and quilting.
It's like the pros of being in a retirement home without the fear of your body shattering if you trip down the stairs. It is sublime.

-phi
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>>728386816
Pretry sure its in Nova Scotia. We also have a place nearby called deadman corner and we have another town called moose factory.

-phi
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>>728386856
just checked, it's over on Newfoundland!
how are you doing tonight, hon?
>>728386926
plus their horses are just adorable <3
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>>728386700
Chekked!
Them Dubbs tell me you should do it!!

All railroads have their own website, and you can apply 24 hours a day.

Best of luck, Brother!

Mantis
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I would like some advice, I am schizophrenic and hardly ever leave my house, how would I go about meeting someone? -Yuki
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>>728387174
hi, I'm Jill!
now you met someone.
you going through any treatment or anything?
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>>728387048
The home improvement supply store in my town actually has horse and buggy parking...
I also have a maple syrup guy who travels by horse and buggy. It's a wonderful place to live.

But in trusty they seem like Buddhists a lot. There are a lot of similarities.

-phi
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>>728387100
Thank you train Lord.

-phi
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>>728385743
Been playing for over 2 years. Still don't have Montecarlo, and LFG raids are awful so I don't have Vex Mythoclast yet.

Also, thanks but lovely jill lended me a roll.

Gonna throw a name just so I can find myself

-Exo
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>>728387048
i'm doing pretty fine
also is it bad that i like eating raw noodles

-meowbot
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Rolling for rune reading
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>>728387174
And now, youve met me!
Welcome to The Thread!

I would like to ask:
Are you seeing a doctor?
Are you on medication?

Mantis
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>>728387471
>>728386700
I can offer you some find if that helps.

-phi
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>>728386313
Graduated high school couple years ago. Now... now I just talk with people online about it. I'm not keeping it all bottled up.
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>>728387313
I see a therapist every week and a psychiatrist every 3 months.
>>728387525
Thanks, I am on 250 mg of Seroquel
(I meant meeting someone to date them)
-Yuki
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>>728387442
they don't have any raw ingredients, do they? you should be fine.
>>728387789
ah... I don't know, then. I'm sorry. I got really lucky on meeting my partner, depending on who you ask.
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>>728387780
That's a decent plan. Do you have any exciting hobbies? What makes you feel best?

-phi
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>>728387343
No prob!
Keep me posted here on The Threads!

Train Lord
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>>728387789
Hi Yuki!
There are all kinds of "meet people" websites.
Try looking around at some of those first.

Mantis
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>>728387935
Ah I see, there is this one person I am thinking of asking out but I do not know how she feels about me, we have been friends for a while and she will be moving to my state in about two years
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>>728387789
Well, you'll have to find ways to get yourself out there. Group activities, or just going to the park or something. Meetup.com can be a good place to start~
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>>728387935
nope, only a packet thingy when it's done and you mix it with the noodles

-meowbot
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>>728387789
>to date
My man, I've never dated. I'm a coward that won't have the guts to ask a girl out and insteads hopes she'll make the first move.

Protip: Don't be me. Unless you are closefriends, worst case scenario is a no. Go ask someone you like out, and do it with as much confidence as you can.

If it helps, you look at least twice as good as you think you do and are probably a lot more likeabe than you think. It helped me a lot when I realized that.

Then again, never had a GF so take my advice with some salt. Do as I say, not as I do.
>>
Happy thoughts

was just fucked over by a really close friend
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>>728388355
Chek'd

Hiya Moo!

Mantis
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Hey you autistic fucks, chad here, you see a beautiful girl at the bar, she's talking to her friend, what do you do?

Don't be shy, tell me, what if she was your waifu or your husbando? I know you like those terms so maybe that will help. What are you afraid of?
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>>728387940
>hobbies
Vidya mostly, chatrooms and shitposting other times.
>makes me feel best
Hhhnnggg this local drink, cendol. Though I may need to stop for health reasons
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>>728388685
All good hobbies.
I have never heard of this drink. What is it like?

-phi
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>>728388209
just focus on being friends, hon. relationships are basically like best friends who you try to embarrass in front of others, and sometimes get lewd with.
otherwise, hey! we're around now and then, so feel free to hang out with us sometimes <3
>>728388355
hey aneki <3
>>728388366
I think you're fine, then! it's a little weird, but it should be okay. if it has ingredients that require cooking, it should say so on the package.
>>728388425
hey, anon. I'm really sorry to hear that. what's up?
>>728388593
probably pay for their next drink.
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>>728388425
You're insecure, they read that you'd be stable enough to step on, and you allowed it.

Will you be the wave, or the pavement?
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>>728388895
You'd pay for their drink? Why?
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>>728379841
YO WUDDUP ITS TINY RICK GIMME A RUNE READING YOU DUMB BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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>>728388895
Thanks c: -Yuki
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>>728379841
Advice wanted

After being unable to feel happiness for years I've came to the conclusion that life itself does not matter and everything you feel/experience will one day be gone. I've thought about ending my life but i saw no reason to do such a thing. As for continuing i have no point in that too. What do i do?
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>>728388593
Probably nothing. Why do you ask?

-phi
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>>728389093
Why haven't you felt happy?
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>>728387413

Year and a half-ish

Started playing around launch, beat the campaign, and stopped playing because I had no raid buddies, started playing again when they announced TTK, managed to find raid buddies and finish up everything before TTK. Played it until I recieved XBone, which was before the spring update. Did not want to pay again for everything, so I said "I'll wait until Destiny 2"

I then had to watch from the sidelines as they showed off things like Taken armor and the Iron Gjallarhorn and Rise of Iron, and now Age of Triumph

But now I just have to wait a little longer

also Hunter master race

-Sweet Roll
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>>728389093
Why aren't you happy?

What's stopping you from being happy?

Another thing that I'd like you to think about is this, how can you know and understand and experience happiness if you don't experience sadness?
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>>728379841
I have exams coming up, two essays, one in history one in english, how do I sufficiently bullshit myself through a topic I know nothing about?
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>>728389111
Do you have someone you secretly like?
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>>728389093

Take up a hobby or start getting creative with the masturbation. Just have to kill time.

>Just have to kill time.
>to kill time.
>kill
>just
>meme arrows
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>>728389153
I found no joy in whatever i did. And couldn't stop thinking all the feelings were momentarily and i would lose my conscience one day, forgetting all
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>>728389342
What have you done to remedy this? Do you want to?

-phi
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>>728388895
*giggle*
That word has special connotations for me... I don't know if you realize how funny it is to be called that. Hi though!

>>728389110
*waves*
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>>728389239
Not really. What about You?

-phi
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>>728388832
Caramelised palm sugar base, filled with coconut milk and grassbean jelly. So so good! but really really sweet~
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>>728388971
because I'm trying to flirt with them?
I don't know. I don't buy drinks for anyone other than my partner now.
>>728389026
hay hon <3 I think our diviner may have gotten a little intoxicated by now.
>>728389093
I make music and try and help people smile here, it's the only way I keep myself from the crippling realization we'll all be dead someday.
>>728389212
build a time machine and study.
or try studying now.
>>728389462
good to see you popped in, though. you doing well?
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>>728389462
I don't get the whole *insert action* thing. I honestly find it stupid.
If you want people to see what you're doing, real life conversations are a good start.

>inb4 beta male can't get friends
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>>728389255

Not bad advice, but I wouldn't quite say it is just for killing time because that implies you don't enjoy it.

Find what makes you tick, what makes you interested, fuck everyone elses opinion about it unless its valid because a person can have a valid opinion that is wrong those are two separate things. If you don't know that, I'd say you should start reading and understanding that earlier than later.

However, find something you enjoy, and just do it, someone asks what you want to do, fucking say the hobby, even if it's the weirdest fucking thing on earth as long as you aren't harming anyone that is.

Enjoy anything, everything. You will die one day, you might not, but as you know right now, you probably will.

Enjoy what makes you, you. Because, nobody else has that; And don't make life harder for other people because that sucks, even if they are an asshole to you. You can tell them why they are an asshole in a nice way.

I went off on a tangent, because this is my hobby and I suck at it.
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>>728389617
Where are you that has that as a local drink and religious counselling?

Also I want some of that...

-phi
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>>728389628

Time machine it is, will post results.
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>>728389462
Reiiimuu!
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>>728389628
Buying a drink just tells me that you're interested, but not enough to confront me personally with it. It also tells me that you are a little afraid of opening conversation. It says, you don't mind spending money on me, which since I don't know can be a red flag that you're frivolous with your money but I can use that to get what I want.

It's not bad, but, it could be better. Why wouldn't you talk to me instead?
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>>728389520

Have you ever?

When I was younger, but these days, not so much I honestly just tell them, and say some dumb sexist shit like wow I can't believe your mother slept with a guy and this beautiful creature came into the world. Whatever feels right in the moment really.
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>>728389837

Well I managed to get it working so I said screw the tests, this is me now.

You may also notice that pikachu no longer has a black tip on his tail and the movie Shazaam never existed. You are welcome mortals.
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>>728389780
>Malaysia Truly Asia!
Tho I'm living in a comfy, zero to no crime area so I guess religion is inevitable. There's like 3-4 mosques in just 5km
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>>728390149
Wow, thats incredibly racist, what did pikachu do to deserve that.
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>>728390127
Majority of my affections are short lived. Leaves me single but I don't mind. Do your unique lines ever work?

-pho
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>>728390213
Are you from there or just living there because of circumstance?

-phi
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>>728389837
I'll be here, fingers crossed.
>>728389973
if you're at a bar with a friend, there's a chance you're just hanging out. maybe you don't want some random person coming up to just talk to you out of nowhere. so the drink is just a way to say hi, maybe start a conversation, without really butting in too much.
you want to talk, you get the conversation. you don't want to talk, you still got a free drink.
>>
>>728390264
Black is unacceptable in cartoons.

Also "Mirror, mirror, on the wall" is now "Magic mirror on the wall"
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>>728390352

Are you afraid of them leaving you, is that why?

Almost every time I at least get them to laugh if anything, have you ever had a dog lick peanut butter off your ass? I bet you have. I'd love to see it. There is just something so intimate about it that makes it beautiful.
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>>728389628
Mhm! It's been a good night! Did you happen to catch the stream?

>>728389856
Good to see you around!

>>728389677
That's nice.
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>>728380748
>she loves my memes
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>>728390149

>Googles pikachu for the heck of it
>mfw

Don't you Mandela me, I hate it when people do that

-Sweet Roll
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>>728390594
I've never had a dog do that no.

No. Just usually I like somebody then the more I get to know that the less I want them.

-phi
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Time Traveler here, "Febreeze" is now Febreze.
>>
I hate my job. Its decent pay. but i hate going to work. i can't imagine doing this shit until i'm 65. I hope it gets better this job is soul crushing.
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>>728389628
I do not see any reason to make others feel better when i'm the one empty here
>>728389181
I experienced them both before coming to the realization that we'll all die, couple years ago
>>728389255
I have weeb hobbies i do them not cause i enjoy them but rather i waste my time before my inevitable death and I'm quite familiar to them so it's like a scheduled event for me at this point.
>>728389429
I wished i could be happy at times e.g little sister's birthday and all but I stop putting any effort after the death truth hits me instantly
Then i start thinking about how i do not care what people's views are of me as we all die
>>728389694
It's not about what other people think of what i spend my time on, it's about me not finding joy in anything
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>>728390470

> Maybe

You're right, maybe, but I love meeting new people, and learning. So do others. I wouldn't have any friends if I didn't go up and ask them about the weirdest shit possible. How do you even find friends who do mushrooms on the weekend otherwise? Nobody is going to open up in small talk or through a small gesture. They look beautiful, but they still might be a stripper. I have to know.


>>728390542

Why do you feel the need to objectify colors like this? What have black people done to you? Other than maybe steal your bike or girlfriend
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>>728379841
I'm so glad these containment boards exist for you cancerous losers.
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>>728390858

So you've tried everything in life? Tell me about your day, I want to know everything about the person who has done everything. What about last year? What were you doing?
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>>728390789
Monopoly man now no longer has a monocle.
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>>728389159
I had this thing written doqn for my phone crashed so have a tldr

Warlocks>Hunters but by just a little >>>>>>>Sweeper bots>>>>>>>>>>>>>Titans

Also don't wanna be rude but I think I didn't get my reading? I want to know how things could turn out with this girl.
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>>728379841
I'm pretty fucking bored /b/. Any advice on what to do when almost everything seems boring to me? Given I go to school and such but ever since I got into games It's like a parasitic larvae eating at my heart. Any advice on how to get away from video games entirely or at least have them not consume my life?
>>
>>728390908
WOAH WOAH WOAH, when did I ever say anything about niggers!?!?! That was strictly about the color!
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>>728390979

Why are you trying to prey on weak minds with comments that put others down? Did someone bully you like this?
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>>728391068
Also, Curious George no longer has a tail.
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>>728391068

Well, I guess you just did, but subliminally, you've been pretty racist.

> Shazaam, Pikachu black tail portion. Black not allowed in cartoons...

Weird.
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>>728390858
Death may be inevitable yes, but that does not mean we are to live life as if it is tomorrow. You could have 80 years left.

It's like me refusing to eat because I will be hungry later.

Granted we will die, but that doesn't mean life can't be good till then.

-phi
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We'll all die, but we won't all live. Don't let yourself be one of the ones who don't.
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>>728391202
C3PO has a silver leg, you're welcome.
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>>728390699
I completely missed it, no. didn't even know it was a thing.
I mostly popped in to see what the cooking lesson was, and find out if the shrine was going to open up.
>>728390858
>i'm the one empty here
everyone's empty, bud. we just find different ways to fill the void in our hearts. I figure if I'm going to die either way, I may as well try and help others out in the time I have here.
what's got you down?
>>728390908
I guess we just have different ways of meeting people.
>>728390979
I love you too, anon. we're here if you ever need us.
>>728391045
uninstall steam.
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>>728391045

Head outside for a bit, take a walk, turn off the computer and just enjoy the fresh air.

It's good to meditate for a bit.

Nothing is good or bad, only how you perceive it or others perceive it and whether you let their perception dictate your perception.

So, playing games all day, if that makes you happy, that's cool. Enjoy it.
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>>728390699
I'm here forever, after all. As if you think you could get rid of me~
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>>728390834
The best time to look for a new job is when you already have one.
Take a little bit of time and look around online for other things that catch your interest.
You don't have to worry about your next paycheck, you know where that's coming from.
You negotiate from a position of power because you don't have to take the first job that comes along.
Also, you now have The Threads here, where you can talk about what you've seen and done.

Mantis
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>>728391457

What's keeping you here?
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>>728391329
Oh, sorry to hear that. It was the best one yet!

>>728391457
Oh, is that right?
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>>728391530
Everyone is very lovely. I have no reason to leave.

>>728391761
Completely right. I hope you didn't feel otherwise, 'cause it's wrong you know.

What's been on your mind lately, Rei-chan?
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>>728391959
Who is this everyone, I must meat them.
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>>728392077
>meat them
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>>728391959
>Everyone is very lovely. I have no reason to leave.
good reason, yes.
>>728392077
you're part of everyone, hon.
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>>728392143
Yes, I want to put my hot dog in their taco factory
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>>728392143
with a dick
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Alright everybody. Unfortunately I need to go to bed. I have 2 classes tomorrow and I'm not exactly ready for either. I have an exciting morning tomorrow. I hope to find you akin one of these threads again Malasysia bro.

Goodnight friends, I love all of you.

-phi
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>>728392202

I'd like to be a part in everyone.
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>>728390990
I've tried most of what i can do with the little money i have. Anything i try to do gets interrupted by my thoughts of losing it all and nothing ever mattering.
>>728391209
What good is living life good if we're going to die anyways? I find it hard to put effort to anything knowing the hardship i felt will be unrewarded and forgotten.
>>728391329
I find no reason to help the people around me rather than helping myself first. And i cannot find a way to fill in the void.
>what's got you down, bud?
being a walking dead
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>>728391020

>Sweeper bots

They are actually called Frames (Also, the Fallen are called Eliksni)

Yeah, although Titans are nice shields to have when you are in a pickle, I absolutely hate going against them, every time I hear a loud thunk in the crucible, I'm already dead

Also, some dumb petty things that I'm not serious about

>Skirts
>They steal the Hunters job of being 2fast4u
>Armor looks kinda dumb
>Not having superior cloaks
>Always win staring contests because they can't blink

-Sweet Roll
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>>728392366
>classes on a sunday
The fuck kind of shithole you live in?
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>>728379841
Hi again, just dropping in for some wine
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>>728392408

What do you mean, losing it all? Losing what?
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>>728392368
you're now everyone, congrats
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>>728379841
rolling in a cringeworthy thread

hi bois
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>>728392366
Goodnight from The Yard
See you here Monday.

Train Lord
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>>728392616

No, I want to be *in* everyone, not everyone, I want to meat this person.
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>>728392535
Tomorrow is Saturday.
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>>728392366
sleep well, bud. good luck <3
>>728392408
you sound depressed, honestly. have you done anything to try help yourself out of the hole you're currently in?
>>728392548
already had it on the counter waiting, bud <3
>>728392624
hey anon. how's it going?
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>>728392704
But today is saturday making tomorrow sunday ya goof
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>>728392804
No, it's Friday right now ya cheeky cunt
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>>728392875
No it's saturday morning ya goof
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I just want a fat chick to sit on my face
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>>728392712
Thanks again.
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>>728392580
all your thoughts, all your feelings, your belongings
Why do we even have to live through if one day we'll be erased?
>>728392712
I'm in this thread asking a bunch of anons wasting time
But does it even matter for me to find happiness if I'm eventually going to forget all about it?
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ah... I have a couple of things to attend to, so I'll be stepping out from behind the bar for tonight. thank you all for stopping by, I love each and every one of you <3

>>728392804
>>728392875
>>728392953
it's called timezones, friends.
>>728393001
no worries at all.
>>728393234
you're planning too far in the future and not living in the present, hon. it's okay to try and be happy now and then.
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>>728390409
Born somewhere else but have been living here all my life. I want to move out but mom&pop are conflicted bout it. Sorry I left you, had to prep lunch!
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>>728393234
My answer is different than yours, and I suppose the first 30 years are figuring out that answer.

You sound like you're about 15-19 right about now, and your father or mother are either too invasive and don't give you the room you need or not there at all / lack interest in you.

Maybe it's not even them, maybe you don't see the benefit in having them help you through tough times because you think they can't understand.

That's just my personal guesses, could be wrong, that's what I'm reading.

But, you're having an existential crisis. It's nothing new. You just need to talk with a therapist to figure out your identity, and your internal view of that identity.

Check it out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existential_crisis


Or, you're just seeking attention.
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>>728393234
the truth is that we all are just seeking pleasure. it's all as meaningless as the next.

just seek your pleasures in whatever way possible, because pleasures are, by definition, desirable. remind yourself how meaningless it is everyday and embrace it. don't let what other people think affect your decisions. they literally don't matter unless you decide they do.

and hey, maybe one day you'll find "deeper" meaning behind your pleasures that make life worth living. good luck anon ;3
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Rune reading or DIAF
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Are the Readings still going on?

I got a roll from Jill a while ago and didn't get anything. It's alright tho, I have 2 full weeks before I see her again.

>mfw watching HIMYM again and knowing how Ted must feel about Robin

I wish i had the sack to just ask her out.

>>728392458
Nu uh, not all frames are sweeper bots.

Also hammers were nerfed a while ago but still, I hear CLANK it's gtfo time. I once just jumped off a cliff so they wouldn't get the kill as they did the animation.

Only good titan is bubble titan tbqh, I respect that.

Also
>superior cloaks
>over badass trenchcoats

It's like you don't want every battlefield to fee l just like Columbine all over again.

-Exo
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Dubzzz
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>>728393754

That clank is my second most hated sound in that game, with Omnigul being third and line rifles being number one, Hobgoblins are literally the worst

-Sweet Roll
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>>728394483
Worst sound in the game is the Cabal anything.

Fuck the cabal and their shields and boring mechanics. They're meatshields that stand still and hit hard. Thats boring af. D2 better make them more dynamic
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