Today I slapped my female co-worker on the ass, it was a pretty

Well, I didn't get a sexual harassment case brought up against me, that's one thing

Can I order my uber from you or do I need to use the app?

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>>728374034
Fortunately nothing happened as a result of slapping her ass.
It was an accident

>>728373944
literally that huge?

>>728375125
As big as the OP pic, yeah.

>>728373944
Did not read but why are you posting this so many times this week.

I feel bad for you that you seek attention from random strangers on a message board full of racist closet gay angry children.

that is what you call taking the lead with a women and her seeing you as a potential boyfriend from now on ...dont fuck this up op

>>728375715
Kek tfw when she's only trying to save herself from the office shooting this autist is planning

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>>728375875

>>728375708
At least I don't waste my time complaining on threads that make me angry.
I just ignore that shit, like move on guy it's not that hard lol.

>>728375519
Is she some PAWG or what?

>>728374652
SOURCE PLEASE

>>728376595
Yup she does nude molding too, she's super attractive but I honestly hate having feelings for co-workers, so I've always been able to separate myself from being distracted from how beautiful she looks. I just see her as a good worker on our team and forget that she is an actual pawg model.

Feel really lucky to have slapped that ass, though.

>>728376911
I have trouble hearing guys that are in the friend zone but more like the autist zone

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>>728376911
>Nude molding

Kek, modeling i meant.

>>728377056
I touched a grill once. She didn't charge me with stalking.
I'm going to stalk her

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>>728374652
really want more of this chick, she looks like the chick in this picture

>>728377056
I'm already in a relationship so I don't typically spend my time fooling around with other women. I used to but I learned my lesson a long time ago.

>>728376911
> he thought about it this much

>>728377408
He some random dude at work today pretend to "accidentally" slap my ass, then he just stared at me all day. Fucking creeper, I wonder what he was thinking.

>>728377408
Not really much to think about there buddy. You sound like you're just trying to be edgy.

>>728377846
This guy

>>728377846
Faggot

>>728377847
Ahh the dissonant reverb and echoes from the chamber of eternal friendship

Fuck outta here autist

>>728374652
no one that has more?

>>728377846
Owned.

Wow such faggot. Much OP

>>728377984
Yeah, edgy teenager confirmed.
You gotta be over 18 to post her boy

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Post her ass dude...if she is a naked model and all

>>728378062
>Owned

Kek, haven't heard anyone say that since middle school you fucking nerd.

>>728378278
Kekeke
OP here.
Am butthurt

Owned, such faggot. Wow

>>728378278
pwned bitch. boom roasted. i think he needs a BURN HEAL for that burn.

>>728377984
Lol.

Truth has never been truer.

>>728377084
Bad shoop

>>728378477
I think you need to stop stalking this poor girl OP it's not a good path for you.

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Hold on, let me put my feminist goggles on...

>Today I RAPED my female co-worker on the ass, it was a pretty good RAPE too. Shes actually a oppressed woman with a huge booty and a tiny body like pic related.
>We work in close quarters every day (but she works harder and gets paid less)
>RAPED her from behind and immediately started mansplaining
>While mansplaining I gestured my hands downwards an offensive way
>Somehow the angle was wrong and I full on RAPED her ass like i was grabbing a basketball
>My hand bounced off her big ass like it was a trampoline
>Get extremely evil
>There's no way she didn't notice that RAPE on her left cheek
>Don't even communicate with her for 30-45 minutes
>She starts talking to me and everything seems fine again
>She acts nicer than usual to me now
>Today was a good day.
>What did you RAPE today, Anon?

>>728378507
Anon the poster count isn't rising and you're just samefagging and really starting to worry me at this point.
You should probably take your pills.

>>728378624
can i rape you on the ass bby?

>>728378765
Kek.

I had the same notion.

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>>728373944
>tiny body like pic related.
humpf
you made me laugh

>>728373944
nice too bad it wasn't on purpose
I think most girls would be furious

>>728378997
She wasn't always that thicc tho

>>728378997
what video is this from?

>>728379240
Fuck off you lying faggot. No one here believes a thing you say about your fantasy

>>728373944
>bragging on /b/
Bet your mom thinks you're handsome too don't you Anon

>>728379095
Yeah that's the thing, its not like I was throwing a bowling ball and really aimed for her ass, I wasn't even directly facing her.
I felt really bad about it, but I honestly can't get over how bouncy it was. It was unrealistic.

>>728379420
You just mad.

Why are you even here man?

>>728373944
Toyota dealership by any chance??

>>728379436
Obvious butthurt is obvious.

>>728379681
No lol

>>728373944
congrats
the ass-slapj is a common mating ritual, it asserts dominance of the male.

Women love to be dominated (thus the interracial couples) as it is a sign of a capable leading husband. In addition, showing interest in them and complementing them with honesty also tends to incite attraction in them.

>>728379750
This happened today, or atleast thats what i heard. Wierd.

>>728379891
Oh weird haha. Guess there was some kind of gravitational pull between hands and large asses today.

>>728380095
>>728379891
>>728379780
Kek

>>728373944
So are you actually gonna fuk or was this the climax of your sex life and you felt you needed to tell someone you finally touched a girl?

>>728379590
>>728379590
to get mad

>>728380233
He climaxxed

>>728380233
Imagine it like this.
It was like accidently grabbing the boobs or slapping the ass of one your favorite pornstars.

>>728380255
Yes, you did a good job buddy.

>>728378997
It is such a shame she has never been blacked in porn.

>>728378997
anyone have a link to the full video?
I can only find 5 minute parts

>>728378997
She got fat didn't she?

same fat bitch has slapped me on the ass a few times, And I told her she was bitch to her face she yelled "thats not how you treat a lady"
>"Lady"

>>728381672
never mind. found it

>>728373944
Go write your fantasies in your diary you fat fuck. Sage.

>>728375875
lol

>>728382484
Where