It's t-that time again! The hypest OC on /b/ is here!

>>728373281
Show us your tits and feminine penis

>>728373281
Cooking? Gross, let's bake some cookies.

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>>728373347
S-sorry, I don't have a penis <4

Instead, l-let me talk about another meat you'd like to put in your mouth: Todays dinner!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02EbmI1WuJ9

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>>728373448
Will there be tea involved with said chicken?

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>>728373281
Better late than never. I emailed my director about the wonderful job one of my co-workers did the night before last and she bought my co-worker flowers and left these for us in intake. So it was a good night... Feel any better yourself?

>>728373448
cute outfit alice

Well if it ain't my favorite show.
What's up Alice?

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B-boots?! Blasphemy, Alice!
You know who I am, I hope!

yay

>>728373281
Evening Alice! Feeling better after last nights stream? (It was last night right?)

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>>728373616
Absolutely! L-let me pick you one out!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wr6C7kqWLv

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Love!

alice been wearing the same shit

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yo, Alice. I'll be making chicken tomorrow night as well, you want me to send the recipe your way if it works well?

Good evening
>>728373756
What did we get?

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>>728373677
Thank y-you, I bought it on Amazon <4

>>728373679
Not m-much, you?

>>728373726
Feeling m-much much worse!

>>728373683
That's what Alice wears. What?

L-let me cool off your butthurt w-with some nice tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00NbudH1s53

Alice, it's like 930. i already ate and drank my tea.

would you wear fan made masks/drawings/paper?

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>>728373860
N-no thank you <4

>>728373788
Cheer!

>>728373878
Already p-posted it dear.
>>728373919

>>728373788
Chek'd
Hi Reimu!!
Will there be a shrine thread today?

>>728373919
>>728374009

safe to assume no stream tonight? Sounds rough... know what you are newly inflicted with?

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Alice, do you think Suwako might be hungry? She has a nice boat.

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>>728373962
*blinks* T-that would require me to h-have fans.

>>728373958
Too b-bad! You are eating again, Alice's orders!

Here are t-the ingredients you w-will need <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0elUkY6XUwH

I finally made it to this thread when there are little replies

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>>728373756
Is it weird that i have a boner and tempted to jerk off

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>>728374009
All costs!

>>728374018
Heya, nope. I'm visiting Alice tonight!

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>>728374062
Oh, t-there will be a stream. It w-will be the best stream, a t-tremendous stream!

>>728374065
A w-what?

>>728374101
Welcome!

>>728374129
Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.

>>728374089
I don't recognize half of those ingredients.

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>>728373281
are you a girl or a boy

>>728374194
>Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.

Lewdness Intensifies

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>>728373788
Hate?

>>728374194
Oh fun, I won't be able to stay long though. Getting called in early to work.

... and lewd..

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>>728374268
A g-girl. Now enjoy m-my meticulously sourced recipe!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15fSzwU5SGk

>>728374189
Awwww! I was really looking forward to it. :(
Welp, I guess I'll see you Monday.

>>728373756
alice do you wear bras?

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>>728374366
>inb4 'if you're a real girl™ why don't you just show your face'

>>728374194
>Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.
DO IT

>>728374366
Is there a recipe to help me cum more?

>>728374366
Oh hey.
That's the same panko I use.
Breaded crab sticks.

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>>728374194
>stream

W H E N
H
E
N

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>>728374412
Why not just enjoy this one twice as much?

>>728374089
I refuse to eat again.
I do like the new boots though

>>728374198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpbwRWea2g

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>>728374189
Hello there Reimu. Everything ok?

Mantis

>>728374089
you do have fans, silly!

>>728373281
ITT First year psychology student thinks it can diagnose anything.

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>>728374561
R-right? It's the best.

>>728374689
...t-this is a cooking thread

N-now first, you need to whisk some eggs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y1KcPfc7GZ

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>>728374496
Jokes aside, it's sometimes better to leave things to the imagination. Perhaps Alice has Elvis' face, or the face of a rhinoceros beetle, or the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
>>728374619
Why not enjoy your ass twice as much?
Got 'em.
I think I'll create a poll so everyone can ignore it.

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>>728374663
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

>>728374640
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0elUkY6XUwH
is this joji

>>728374089
yh true its not like the same people keep turning up in these threads just so they have a 50% are you noticing them, but seriously yes or no to the mask thing?

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>>728373281
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02EbmI1WuJ9
I LOVE YOU ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alice, Marisa stole Reimu away from you!

>>728373281
Hmmm can't tell if trap but likely trap

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>>728374586
After t-this thread!

>>728374750
L-like I said, it would r-require me to have friends.


Anyway, t-the eggs and flakes combine t-to form a voltron of good taste!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tkm55W8GaK

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>>728374412
after hours bar will still probably be open, hon.

>>728374850
fuck I could go for some chicken rn

this thread is better than most trash nowadays

take notes kids

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>>728374782
I got better.

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>>728374945
Here's a (You) as a reward for your wisdom.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12699494
http://www.strawpoll.me/12699494
http://www.strawpoll.me/12699494

>>728374850
MMM MY HUNGER IS INTENSIFYING

Nothing like a woman who can cook!!

moaR

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>>728374724
Just thought I'd ask. I saw you say no shrine thread tonite.
I figured you might need an ear, is all.

Mantis

Hi Alice!! How's everything today? n.n

i like these threads

ty op

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Good Evening all.

Not entirely sure why I only lurk in the Alice threads, or if I do post, it is always unsigned

>>728373281
cute boots alice, can you tell me where to get em ?

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>>728375000
Great (You)

trips, I'd expect nothing less

>>728374818
hello newfriend

>>728375041
Heya, I never sig anywhere (it's Sky), unless I drew something or am posting old therapy stuff I wrote up, but work has been super busy the last few days (tonight will be no different it looks like).

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>>728375123
Amazon <4

>>728374931
W-well welcome to the best part!

..t-the part where I fail
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcaVPjLTrI

I LIKE YOU RECIPE, PLEASE MORE.

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>>728375151
Quality .gif, I'll be saving that one.
>>728373281
Love you, Alice!
I should get going, I have video games to play.

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>>728375031
Oh, that's okay. I'm all taken care of as far as that goes, but I do appreciate the offer!

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>>728373281
>>728375252

Ayyyy! An Alice thread! Whats new, Babe? You chuck that nasty ass pan yet?

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>>728375033
N-not much, you? <4

>>728375041
Because you are m-my numba one fan

>>728375282
Have f-fun <4

>>728375272
L-let's continue then!

With m-me failing not so hard!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SjC8dfDeYq

>>728374850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZnSOPRNWDP

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>>728375356
NOPE

N-now wait for it to cook! Preferably in the nastiest assiest pan you have!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnIN6Uei1o

I got a puppy! How was your day, Alice?

>>728375252
>amazon
Yeah Alice, you said that. The brand/name though, if you'd be so kind to tell me that.

>>728375388
Alice, why don't I just eat it raw?

>>728374850
fan you have i see it in these threads and in your streams, friends well i'm not sure i know nothing bout you i could make guesses but meh. might draw some i'll post next thread i see.

>>728375388
do you have to, like, check to make sure your face isn't reflected in anything before you upload all of your webms?

Alice3d is my waifu now.

>>728374460

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>>728375547
I s-sure as shit didn't get a puppy! I j-just have this dumb ass Nano!

>>728375556
It w-was a custom order from Japan dear.

>>728375575
Because t-that will make you sick.

>>728375588
Yes. I spend a lot of time meticulously editing out problems. Sadly, a f-few have slipped through.

>>728375602
I am n-not a waifu.

>>728374859
That is a good piece of news!
Hello Jill!

Mantis

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>>728373919
Alice also has the choice t-to wear nothing!
Not butthurt, just giving you the most obvious hint of who I am!

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>>728375456
Alice, do you have anything to snack on while we wait? Maybe a spot of tea?

>>728375388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7onofETcD

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Okay, and, l-let's serve! Here y-you go, Anonymous!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zDmW6oW3Th

>>728375704
if only y-you had waited like, 20 seconds....

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Sonata?

>>728375388
>N-not much, you? <4
That's great! J-Just killing zombies ;-;

>>728375648
If I get sick, will you take care of me?

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>>728375346
Yr Welcome, Reimu!

Mantis

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>>728375727
Hands are f-for losers!

>>728375773
Get t-the fuck out of my thread

>>728375824
Yes, w-with soup <4

>>728375799
Why?

>>728375760
Looks great, but I bet someone will ruin this with ketchup...

>>728375648
alice = top waifu

>>728375648
>Sadly, a f-few have slipped through.
damn I really want to find these now
I feel bad for you though

>>728375760
>notservingitnude

noted

>>728375859
Why don't you ever make desserts?

>>728375208
Nevermind just looked it up. Don't know how I ended up in a trap thread again.

cute!

maid outfit looked nice too!

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>>728375859
You're not Alice.

Alice doesn't talk to me.

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>>728373281
Alice is a NIGGER

Please tell me you're a girl (male)

>>728375773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hPiZigK8LN

>>728376003
should, though <3

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>>728375950
they are b-bad for you!

>>728375963
N-not a trap

>>728376003
Geeet the fuck out of m-my thread.

>>728376036
I am.


W-well Anonymous, what d-do you think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09lH2ASBGnv

>>728376065
zozzled

>>728373281
Why does your voice sound like a guy on HRT and voice training?

>>728375859
>Why?
Cause they're zombies and I'm trying to not die :C

Can you share a picture of your legs? I think they are sexy!

These threads make me feel so comfy and happy, I hope everyone is having a wonderful day

>>728376036
shh we all know she is but we just pretend ok?

How do you take these pictures, Alice?

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>>728376083
It looks great!

>>728376169
check out her twitch streams
t witch tv/celtyplays

How much of a hassle is it for you to
- record yourself doing whatever perfectly.
- transform into a .webm
- upload

While keeping your /b/ following entertained

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>>728376147
It d-doesn't.

>>728376210
I'm n-not.

>>728376169
Just w-watch my stream after the thread d-dear <4

>>728376244
W-with a camera~!

>>728376246
YaY!

>>728376147
Because you've been conditioned to think that every girl actually has a dick because you spend too much time browsing 4chan.

>>728376083
Wouldn't it be better to grind your own crumbs?
That way you can also add spices to the mix and just soak an egg and roll the chicken onto your mix.
Panko is so-so depending on the flavor.

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>>728376277
V-very very hard.
But screw the rules, I've got money.

>>728376277
she probably records them all before she starts the threads
still sounds pretty tough to do though

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>>728376065
You should be a VA, Sonata!!!
>>728376073
Who are you?
>>728376083
Can I ask you a question?

>>728376083
> they are b-bad for you!
> half of pepsi bottle

>>728376282
whats your username pls

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>>728376282
>W-with a camera~!

No shit.

We all know it's some black guy with a 12 inch cock forcing you to do it in his well lit basement anyways.

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>>728376323
T-this is for foreveralone /b/tards w-who don't know how to cook dear. High class food it is n-not.

>>728376354
No, you c-can get the fuck out of my thread

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>>728376083
Not sure what you were cooking. I wasn't paying attention. Burrito? I'd eat it. Anyway I'm off to get drunk. Love ya Babe!

Oh! don't forget to toss the pan! *nastyassho*

>>728376354
someone who thinks everyone should be talked to!

>>728376372
>misses the blatant coke can

>>728376426
What fucking basement has a kitchen?

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ALICE BAKE SOMETHING

ALICE B A K E SOMETHING

A L I C E, P L E A S E

BAKESOMETHING

>BAKE
>SOMETHING

BAKE.SOMETHING.COOKIES

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSSS

BABY PLEASE I NEED THE PERFECT RECIPE

A
L
I
C
E

M A K E

C O O
K
I
E
S

>>728376478
Only a niggers.

>>728373281
I love you and your voice

>>728376476
kek

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>>728376427
Please? Just one question...
>>728376434
Oh I don't need your charity, it's okay.

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>>728376372
P-porblem?

>>728376410
H-here:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Instagram: nanopup
Twitch: celtyplays (about to stream)
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>728376345
:3 dats a dick-hardening amount of neetbux

>>728376478
Sam Giancana had a kitchen in his basement.

>>728376427
I take offense to that.

I cook pretty fucking well.
Marinating, baking, frying,etc. ; done right.

>>728376427
Kill yourself. Holy fuck