Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>728338244 (Dead)
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>728366402
Aya claimed
What the fuck did I quote?
Previous: >>728354287
One last claim, but really it's about time for bed.
See you guys around.
Godspeed interesting humans.
カラミチーマス
>>728365686
Winning isn't important, having fun is best. I got a mean left hook, but I prefer to grapple.
Probably would never hit someone I didn't consider an "enemy"
If I felt like I was winning, I'd probably give a bear hug. <3
>>728366579
I'm gonna be honest here, I've felt like 90% of your posts have been shit, but godspeed Chen, you're an interesting human as well.
>>728366933
I have extended a laurel branch and you hit it from my hand
QOTT: what's your favorite hobby to do for fun?
>>728367349
Have I?
I do not remember saying anything demeaning a towards 2b before.
There's multiple Taigas, but in the end, I don't think I can prove which one I am.
>>728367650
I don't have one
>>728367676
it was you
>>728367650
Driving fast.
I have claimed him, none can compare to the ultimate waifu.
Claim
>>728367650
Talking to people here
C L A I M E D
>>728367842
Enlighten me.
In that case I am either extremely forgetful, or delusional.
>>728367707
I bet you do!
>>728367890
vroom vroom post a Twingo
>>728367985
hello hello! I like talking to people here as well <3
>>728368128
>>728368128
Hello.
>>728368128
I have things I do to pass the time until I can go to sleep. That's about it
>>728368166
that's the one <3
>>728368197
hello hello miss Tomoko are you well <3
>>728368230
what things do you do to pass the time though?
>>728368341
Video games
>>728368128
Does sleep count as a hobby?
>>728368341
It's raining today it's really nice
>>728368491
That would be like saying going to the toilet or eating is your hobby, I don't think it counts.
Anything that interests you?
You enjoy MCM, right?
>>728366402
who is this, what is she from?
>>728369006
Wo class carrier from Kancolle
>>728368812
I thought eating was a hobby
Not really
I do
hi
>>728368388
bideo garms! what ones?
>>728368491
not really, but that's okay!
>>728368513
rain sounds nice <3 stay warm yes?
>>728369161
MCM isn't bad, jump on rabbit and put some on for me, please
>>728368821
Get on as well, you Garfield loving fuck.
>>728369270
>bideo garms
I love me some bideo garms, what do you play love anon?
>>728369270
Why not? It's something i like doing, isn't that what a hobby is?
>>728369361
No
>>728369270
I'm walking outside and it's cold.
>>728369270
Whatever seems interesting. Sometimes nothing so I stare at my desktop
>>728369361
I don't play a lot ;~; I like old RPGs though!
>>728369522
ah... but you aren't conscious during it!
>>728369689
no, I said warm please! please <3
>>728369859
Like Baldurs gate? If you can, elaboreate
>>728369859
Going to have to snuggle
>>728369859
You aren't conscious at the end of drinking either but that's still kind of a hobby
I don't get the hype around electric cars, they're nowhere near efficient enough to replace ICE cars
>>728369802
that sounds fun! is it a nice wallpaper mister Duke?
>>728370271
ah... like old Final Fantasy! turn-based things! I've been meaning to get to Baldur's Gate but having to build a character seems complicated
>>728370317
oh my! snuggle who?
>>728370325
only if you drink too much!
>>728370376
hello hello <3
>>728370455
How much is too much?
>>728370455
The older final fantasy games are great!
>seems complicated
You seem like someone who could handle something like that.
>>728370579
Morning(???) Rory
>>728370660
>reee
Forgot image...
>>728370579
Tweet a picture of something you made to Gordon Ramsey and see what he responds with
>>728370455
I like it
>>728370579
hello hello Rory!
>>728370601
if you pass out that was probably too much!
>>728370660
I'm just afraid of choosing the wrong stats in something! tabletop things like that always scare me.
>>728370823
neato <3
I am eating the strangest sandwich right now.
It is turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce
>>728370660
Its morning for another hour
>>728370759
Do you want me to intentionally make something bad or no? Because I dont jyst make bad food, that doesnt happen.
>>728370890
I thought that was just the right amount
>>728370920
Sounds like a very convenient thanksgiving
But i wonder, Why stuffing if it's 90% bread?
>>728370957
Just something you'd typically send out to a customer
I wanna know how good you're quality is
>>728370455
Someone......
It is perfect
>>728371065
Its stale bread in fresh bread. Very odd
>>728370991
nope <3 you drink just enough to feel okay about life, not enough to damage your liver!
>>728371046
hello miss <3
>>728371109
that shouldn't be hard, we all like you!
>>728370920
Thats a standard sandwich.
>>728370890
Hi
>>728371065
Thats like a 30 minute round trip today. Im not at work and I dont feel like that much effort right now.
>>728371260
Ok
I'm going to bed, goodnight
>>728371191
It does sound strange to be stuffing it into a sandwich
>>728371273
You can do it whenever
It'd be fun
>>728371373
goodnight :(
>>728371429
don't be sad
>>728371471
I am because you're going
>>728371536
you shouldn't be mean then
>>728371273
It is?!?!
>>728371410
See pic related. It taste pretty decent
>>728371600
I wasn't :(
>>728370890
It's just a game, don't worry too much about it.
As long as you're having fun, you're winning.
>>728370920
Evening Snek.
>>728371649
you called me a jerk, i think that's pretty mean
>>728371735
are you really going just because that? :(
>>728371260
Lies but thanks
>>728371799
i was going to stay up but now i don't want to
>>728371637
Doesn't seem bad, I'd take gravy over cranberry sauce though
But that's just me
>>728371879
I'm sorry :(
>>728371273
hello hello are you well <3
>>728371373
sleep well friend <3
>>728371729
oh.... okay! that's a good philosophy!
>>728371816
well I like you so there <3
>>728371914
don't be, it's my fault
>>728371969
go on discord :(
>>728372007
you'll just call me a jerk or something worse again
>>728371930
You like everyone silly.
>>728371729
Heya!
You should like spend some time putting human noses on them next
>>728371899
The cranberry sauce makes it a strange mix of savory, sweet, and salty
>>728372103
I won't
I said sorry there :(
>>728372181
you might
sorry doesn't mean anything
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>728372237
join the call
you can sleep after :(
>>728372385
i can't join if i'm not there
Claimed!!!!
>>728372445
you were just on
I couldn't get my phone fast enough :(
please
>>728372489
i wasn't
good
ok
>>728371410
If Im doing it its gonna have to be at home.
>>728371637
Yeah, Id put stuffing on a sandwich.
>>728371930
Im not dead, so yes.
>>728372516
Whats got you happy?
>>728372377
I fucking hate pitbulls. They are the niggers of dogs
>>728372704
I would stuff your sandwich if ya know what I mean
>>728372377
nice waif 10/10
>>728372109
There's plenty of people who like you besides love anon...
You're not bad at all S-mug
>>728372704
Random pic, not particularly happy with myself lately. Just neutral as always.
>>728372704
Then go ahead and do it from home
>>728372845
Oh boy! Are we going to Subway?
>>728373062
Ah, ok.
>>728373121
I will, if I feel like leaving the house.
>>728372858
Ehhhhhh.
>>728372845
>the niggers of dogs
I laughed more than I should have, but it's true.
>>728373468
>Ehhhhhh.
Wonderful reply.
I haven't spoken to you a whole lot, buy I've enjoyed it so far.
You worry too much, you don't seem like a terrible person to me.
I'm making a new character in Skyrim, she's a Vampire with illusions, conjuring and probably stealth
But I'm left with a question of what to use to attack, Bow, Magic, or one handed
>>728372845
QOTT: Who would win in a battle to the death between the American Shitbull Terrier, or pic related, the Grey Wolf.
Stats: Pitbull
14 - 24 in tall at shoulder
22 - 78 pounds
bite force: 235 pse
speed: 25-30 mph
76% of all fatal attacks on humans
hyper aggressive; literally bred to fight other canids
Stats: Wolf
41–63 in (3.42-5.25 ft) in length
31–33 in (2.75 ft) tall at the shoulder
88 lbs (largest recorded: 180 lbs)
exceptionally large teeth
bite force: up to 1500 psi
Largest living member of genus Canidae
Wild; instinctual; regularly other wild animals
>>728373921
Go with one handers. Dont bother dual wielding.
>>728374007
Why are we comparing a natural born predator and a pet?
>>728374141
>>728373921
This, nightblades are what I had the most fun in Skyrim with (sneak, one handed and illusion).
You can like calm someone and restealth in their face.
>>728374141
I'll be casting illusions and conjuring with my off hand
>>728374242
There are domestic dog breeds that could go toe to toe with a wild wolf
>>728374454
Well that's cool too. What race are you going to be?
>>728374454
But aren't wolves considered pack animals? Removing them from that would be like removing a shark from water.
>>728374865
I already picked nord
I don't care about race bonuses, I want to look cute
>>728374897
Domestic dogs are also pack animals
There are dogs bred to attack threats
And they're damn good at it
>>728375433
I c. I don't care about race bonuses either, Skyrim isn't the game to try hard, in contrary, I enjoy limiting my character evolution and stuff.
>>728373890
Ok.
This is the only cool breed of dog
>Caucasian Shepherd Dog
>>728375718
I wonder if I can use Vampire drain too
Maybe pacify somebody and they'd let me suck them dry
Or maybe I'll end up using restoration instead
>>728375925
My lance! That is an exceptionally large pooch!
>>728375925
I like cat shaped dogs.
>>728376145
Lately I've been trying to avoid restoration as much as possible and stick to potions, or something.
It feels like having it makes the game a million times easier.
>>728375925
A lot of photos look fake because of how big some of them get, but they really are that large in person. If they aren't familiar with you and yours, they're pretty suspicious and cranky.
>>728376353
Only when you get to cast close wounds for next to nothing, it'll even outheal Equilibrium's damage
But that's why I'd like to try to use Vampire drain more than restoration, it might be more fun
>>728376353
Foxes are pretty dope too
>>728376487
They dont' seem that fake to me. Especially if it's bred to be that large
>>728376812
Standing height looks more normal, photos where someone is kneeling down next to the dog or a short person standing to one looks off just because of the sense of scale.
They weigh a ton, but height wise they are huge too.
Piss one off and their fur makes them look lion-like when they're barreling down on something.
>>728377094
I imagine they would, yes
>>728375925
>dog
>cool
>>728372473
>waifu
>>728378142
Id smash.
Hello
>>728378703
word
i can have giraffe waifu right?
>>728379349
How's it going Yuuki?
>>728379592
why not
>>728379592
Sure
I don't think I'll need to do much fighting, I can make people turn on themselves then resurrect the ones that die
It's a pretty neat way to play a game
>>728379623
Good! I went and saw Your Name in theaters, and it was fanfuckingtastic!
>tfw I have no waifu
>>728380813
>5000 kilometers
You still got a while to find one before it's too late!
>>728380715
Haven't seen it yet, though you're not the first person to say it was pretty awesome.
>>728380813
>>728380813
WHo do you like?
>>728381443
It was seriously really good, and I highly recommend it
G
>>728382068
i actually haven't watched much anime... i'm 28, and watched pokemon, dbz, yu yu hakashu, cowboy bebop, pretty much anything on toonami and adult swim, when i was a kid but i haven't seen anything new...
i guess faye valentine was always pretty cute...
>>728382999
999 :%
>>728383183
i imagine that as someone with a bizarre piercing
>>728383050
Faye is cute but she seems sketchy.
I saw my ex today at the pet shop.
>she's 5'1
>braces
>went to fool with her hair and she practically jumped into my arms
Damn you loli boner
>>728383532
%,(
>>728383482
poor guy :o
good morning how are you?
>>728383493
you're right... probably not waifu material...
i think i'm destined to be alone
>>728383815
yes hello i'm all right but a little lost for how to entertain myself. fortunately i have you for now. howre you feeling?
>>728384347
You probably haven't found the right one.
I've never seen the threads this slow on a Friday night before, is this the end?
>>728385027
Nah. Always going to be people.
>>728385027
Doubt it.
>>728385027
waifu is dead :(
>>728384348
feeling better from this morning
thats good im not really doing anything just talking with friends
>>728385027
setting up for draft
>>728385027
Rip thread
>>728385027
It happens every now and then.
>>728385438
me 2 xd
>>728385382
chillin. nice. hey tell me more about what movies you like konata
>>728385880
I'm not a big movie person, probably only seen around 40
You know I like DZ, ISABD, JM
I watched 12 angry men the other day, that's a good one, as well as Un Chien Andalou
what about you?
>>728384477
care to recommend me an anime friend?
>>728386157
i have no idea what dz and jm are
whats 12 angry men like
my favorites would be isabd, the big lebowski, breakfast at tiffany's, love actually
recently watched the truman show and loved it
>>728386403
Well you like older stuff right?
>>728386989
sorry, dear zachary and being john malkovich (should have put bjm)
12 angry men is i guess a crime/drama movie, im bad at explaining so I'll just post the imdb description
I love the truman show, my chemistry teacher back in high school played it for us and I loved it since, haven't seen the others, I'll put them on a watchlist maybe
>>728387000
yeah but i would probably like newer stuff too, just haven't been exposed to much (new or old, really)
>>728387461
Welcome to the NHK
>>728387330
oh cool. i havent seen "bjm" i'll check it out too.
>>728387461
We'll watch trigun subs. It's older not bad.
>>728388060
it's really good, now I remember, it was nagato who thought it was weird, but it's funny imo
who is your avatar? :o
>>728388188
that was pictures of me that i traced over with my mouse
I'm going to run to the store to get some toilet paper. Should I get a snack to? Anyone want anything?
>>728389384
Booze.
>>728389446
N O T 2 5
O
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2
5
>>728389384
some herr's jalepeno popper cheese puffs pls
>>728389688
Good taste anon.
>>728389384
Always get a snack. On that note, time for a drink or two.
>>728389596
Legal age is 21 though.
claimed
>>728388332
You look good :%
>>728389902
thx bro %)
>>728389959
it should be 25!
>>728390205
no believe the flatness of the tracings rly irons out the 3d ugliness
>>728390901
It shouldn't matter that muxh
>>728391564
it matters!
>>728391798
Not at all.
i have returned. didn't get a snack but i grabbed a couple of monsters
>>728392652
gonna drink them both tonight?
>>728391913
like uhhhhh ur life bro %)
>>728393056
Nah, just one of them. I don't want to have a heart attack
>>728393503
you takin off?
Im bored so Im cooking risotto. Boredom risotto is best risotto.
>>728393906
the hell is that
>>728393906
>>728394073
it's a rice dish! she told me about it, it sounds good <3
>>728394073
The risotto you make when you're bored.
>>728394255
Just Taiga hello <3 <3 <3
>>728394320
So, I learned today that my ZX11 has been stashed away into a storage unit until I have the money to fix it.
>>728394412
Heya Love anon
>>728393476
Some people can shrug off two like it's nothing. One is good enough for me as well.
>>728394320
Boredom cooking is always good, sometimes results in new creations too.
>>728394634
Thats a good plan. I guess if you dont have to pay for the storage its a bonus. More room.
>>728394752
hello hello! how are you? are you well this morning?
>>728394762
I could probably do two but I'd feel so sick afterwards
>Yuuki
>>728394762
Ive done 3 before. Cant do it anymore. And Im making a random concoction
>anchovy
>pork sausage
>vegetables
>fetta
>paprika
>bacon
Using the leftovers that no one else will.