Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Poi
Claim
>>728354377
>>728354456
Hello
rawr
>>728353201 (taiga)
oblivion is a GREAT GAME! better than skyrim imo
also taigas tits arnt that big if i remember correctly.
>>728354542
Yes. Hello
Still here
Claiming best girl
>>728354700
Might be a couple years later, who knows?!
It's not like breast size is something I consider too important.
She a cute no matter what!
Claim
>>728354700
It's not the size that matters, but the shape.
>>728354491
T H I C C
>>728354542
Yes. Hello
>>728354865
How are you?
>>728355268
And how are you?
カラミチーマス
Still here I guess
>>728355566
Jill!
>>728355554
Awake
>>728355566
Jill
>>728355268
Hai Bunnywabbit!
>>728355587
cute.
>>728355642
hey Tomo buddy.
>>728355681
hey Alice <3
Still here.
>>728355797
I'm still not awake enough to attach pictures.
>>728355797
>>728356006
Maybe get some coffee?
>>728355975
>>728355975
Still claimed
>>728355797
:3
Is this love?
>>728355681
Awake is good, right?
>>728355554
Awake
>>728355566
Jill
>>728355108
Claimed
>>728355753
Tiger -_-
>>728356053
Fite me.
>>728356119
Claim someone who likes you.
... oh, right. Okay, claim someone who doesn't mind then.
>>728356384
So...just following Alice's lead?
>>728356384
Don;t -_-
>>728356053
not a coffee kid.
>>728356213
I can be love, if that's what you want.
>>728356384
Konata <3
>>728356119
Jesus fuck
That took me too long to realize.
Evening Ai...
>>728356384
Bunneh
>rawr
>>728356508
I want to drink with, and fite you. Sounds like fun.
>>728355877
Yes?
>>728356508
No it just turns you on.
>>728356661
How about a hug?
>>728356518
I was wondering if he'd notice
I'm bored, how are you?
>>728356579
Do -_-
>>728356661
love <3
how was the food?
>>728356680
tigar
>>728356661
:o
Whoopsiedaisy
No no, be Jill
>>728356661
Watch yourself
>>728356787
Not -_-
>>728355877
>>728356787
Pretty bored too, considering going for food.
>>728355797
Did Vert deliver?
>>728356221
I guess?
>>728356782
I'm cool with that, yeah.
>>728356787
the food?
>>728356814
Jill it is.
>>728356840
?
https://youtu.be/BJhBWkETQ6s
>>728357234
You're flirting with Konata
>>728357234
you made cheese food for your family yesterday
I think yesterday
>>728356905
*kisses*
>>728357143
any place in particular?
>>728357302
:o
>>728357369
Don't do that -_-
>>728357224
I missed. what was Vert delivering?
>>728357302
hey anon <3
is that flirting with you now?
>>728357369
oh! the soup, yeah. it was pretty good.
>>728357224
I mean, it depends.
>>728357369
Probably just up the street to Chic-Fil-A
>>728357234
Good. So what are your plans for the day?
>>728357268
Hi again Rei.
>>728357553
Alcohol
>>728357557
On?
>>728357369
o:
>>728357553
Yes it is, now i'm going to sue you
>>728356508
as in nvm you like me but you can't handle my love
>>728356680
Slowpoke
evening tai
>>728357620
who is this?
>>728357557
I've never been there :(
we might do something later, I'll invite you if you want
>>728357553
that's pretty good indeed
what's the next dish?
>>728357451
Do -_-
>>728357422
I love you in dinosaur xD
>>728357612
>>728357612
If you're having a good day, how you slept..
>>728357805
It's pretty good.
Yes, I want
Thank you
>>728357664
>>728357805
it doesn't matter
>>728357805
Don't -_-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>728356680
Hit me up if you ever come to Germany.
>>728356782
Darn, you have seen through my plans! I'm afraid I can't have you stay around to tell others.
>>728357268
You always know how to cheer me up!
>>728357668
As in 'meh, I guess if I just ignore it it will go away'.
Claimed
How is everybody?
And what are you wankers listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM
>>728358101
Not going to fight that either.
>>728357562
stay up, then get sleep later. you?
>>728357612
god, don't I wish.
>>728357620
oh. okay.
>>728357805
hasselback chicken. you take a chicken breast and stuff it with ingredients.
>>728357933
>>728358295
https://youtu.be/UpSHC1dqX1o
>>728357863
It was a terrible day and I never sleep well
>>728358402
Don't we both...
>>728358402
Talk to Jill go to a friends play tanks and maybe drink.
>>728358534
Then awake isn't great
>>728357668
I was about to scream about you calling me a slowpoke, but fuck, I'm a slowpoke.
ayy
>>728357805
Rawr I am a a dinomasaur
>>728358101
Will do bruh, you got some of those plastic shits you put in your mouth to not fuck teeth up?
If so, I'm game for a good fight.
>>728358295
Ayy Evening again you fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3JbMbcaj-A
>>728358733
you comming or what?
Really boring repetitive song. Fucking wanker
>>728358359
So... no matter what I do to you you won't resist?
>>728358733
Teeth? What teeth?
I had way too many of those fights.
>>728358903
it's a good song uwu
>>728358534
someday we'll find the magic vodka well, bud.
>>728358558
sounds like a plan. what are we drinking tonight?
>>728358950
Not a thing.
>>728359014
Depends on who shows and if I need to spend money or not. Saya said I should try something other than whisky so I guess that should be the end goal if I do.
>>728358402
oh not ok
>>728359070
sounds fun, though.
>>728359239
hey cutie.
>>728359070
Oh boi are we in for a fun time.
>>728359239
Its time toy
>>728358101
Not going away
Also gonna hit you up
>>728358733
Ayyyyyyy
also sorry, still love you <3
>>728359332
Thats the hope. Its also to get away from my house because of guests.
>>728359355
Are we now?
>>728359246
yeah.
>>728359554
yeah... guests suck, especially if they aren't there for you. just sleep all day and avoid them instead.
>>728359332
Hello. What's up?
>>728359490
It's time for what?
>>728359766
No.
>>728359766
Its a group of my pre teen sisters friends. Like 5 of them. I do not want to be here at all.
>>728358950
I still have a couple, I guess if we don't have any we can just try to avoid the jaw.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
You a big guy?
>>728359509
I don't even remember what you're sorry about, I guess I forgive you and all <3
>>728359988
You really need to explain this frog stuff to me...
>>728360152
Its a secret
>>728359808
not a whole lot. you?
>>728359949
ah... yeah. I'm so sorry, that sounds like hell on earth.
>>728360075
Calling you a slowpoke! But even better that way :*
>>728360430
Ah, if anyone is a real slow poke around here, it's you Ai :*
>>728360288
Tell me anyways
>>728360306
Ehh about the same. Might go to sleep soon.
>>728360306
Hold me Jill. Its getting dark.
>>728360545
Dont worry about it and sleep. Night
>>728359509
Ah, the good old Felsenkletter again.
Taiga and I are gonna hit up to fist fight. You really want that too?
>>728359554
Probably not, the travel would be quite expensive for a simple rape.
>>728360075
Not particularly big, but I make up for it by fighting dirty.
>>728360545
sounds like a solid plan. sleep well, when you do.
>>728360551
I... okay. I'm here, hon.
>>728360779
Dont worry Ill let you know if I end up in Europe.
>>728360780
Thanks Jill. Do you have siblings?
>>728360494
No, no, that title wholy belong to you!
>>728360779
Someone gotta patch you up after Taiga slaughtered you!
>>728360969
a few, yeah. why?
>>728361358
Maybe we'll double team you
>>728360779
We'll see, I bite
>>728361455
Was just making some conversation is all.
>>728361509
You can't attack the medic! Plus I'm the only one here with military training, fite me
>>728361706
'military training'
Just got off the phone with customer service for this rifle optic I ordered.
They'll honor the old sale price of $80 instead of $180.
Fuck yeah lol
>>728361557
two sisters, two brother-in-laws. you?
>>728361838
nice. I don't know a lot about guns, so fill me in. what kind is it?
>>728361966
2 little brothers and 1 little sister. I am the oldest.
>>728361805
I may have missed close combat, but I can clean shoes and toilets and a rifle!
>>728360969
Thanks honey. You're by far my favorite potential rape victim!
>>728361706
Wehrdienst isn't military training. It's learning how to drink a gas mask full of beer.
>>728361509
Ah, I wish I could still do that...
I'll bring a variety of hidden knives.
>>728362140
I am honored I think. Panties.
>>728362074
spic and span Ai
>>728362064
>glasses
cute.
I'm the little baby of the family.
>>728362140
>Implying anyone would put on the mask when they don't have to
>>728362399
cute aya
claimed
>>728362414
Glasses are always cute. How cute baby Jill must have been.
>>728362512
I will eviscerate Ai one day
>>728362756
1 v 1 me
>>728362140
Disregard that other Taiga, he's on the other side of the ocean.
I usually fight fair, I'm not all about winning, as long as I have fun, I'm happy.
>>728361966
You know those red dot flip-magnifiers like in CoD?
There was one on sale for $80 instead of $200 so I picked it up. They send me out the wrong item- tell me to reorder it I must pay off sale price.
Kind manager offers to send it to me expedited at the sale price, and a free label to send back the riser.
Such good people, Optics Planet.
>>728362140
Wait a minute can I get in on this raping
>>728363020
Hai Mai
>>728362867
What other Taiga? We are one and the same, you and I.
>>728362581
baby Jill got called a "purple football head" by their dad when they were born.
>>728362869
shit, that's super nice of them. I love good customer service when it happens.
never played CoD, though.
>>728362831
Bring it on
Can Ty Lee be a Waifu even though according to definition it is not a real anime just the same art style?
>>728363278
>>728363169
Well yeah that happens during birth if I remember correctly.
>>728363402
Ayy Hai
>>728363108
Haiga Taiga
>>728362393
There can never be enough.
>>728362512
You didn't?
I mean, it's something you should have tried at least once.
>>728362867
You won't be happy with some stabs in your kidney.
>>728362867
>>728363131
So... am I now just fighting two of you?
>>728362869
Well... if you really want, I guess I could go for another round, so prepare your anus.
>>728363169
just look up 'red dot magnifier'
Makes it into a poor scope when it's flipped into the on position.
>>728363490
Hi
>>728363321
Could you be less offensive :o
>>728363640
It smells, is hot and uncomfy and pretty disgusting
I had to put it on often enough, thanks
>>728363723
>>728363640
Of course not people need to fap still.
>>728363651
Tank grill.
>>728363436
so I've heard, yeah. it's still the story he tells to embarrass me, though.
>>728363647
oh, gotcha. that looks cool.
you shoot a lot, then? hunting?
>>728363723
You gotta use cold beer for that.
>>728363875
You better not be using Shiro or I won't use lube when I get to you.
>>728363640
I don't fight 2 on 1, so if we were to fight, Taiga2 would have to fuck right off.
>stabs in your kidney
Probably won't like that, but it will pass. I am down for a good fight.
I'm fairly certain I'll get you to the ground, that's good enough for me.
I'll still drink with you afterwards if I end up losing and crying like a little bitch.
>>728363875
Tank
>>728363975
I dont see how thats really your fault though.
>>728363992
Havent actually looked for Shiro stuff. Just seen whatever you have posted.
>>728364107
I like tanks. They are cool.
>>728363975
Well it's mostly a home defense/plinking rifle, and many times when you're hunting you're shooting at something within 50 yards, so the magnification is really there for the extra precision at range or when you really want to be certain of what you're shooting at.
>>728363992
Beer makes it even worse!
>>728364192
Tanks are fun
>>728364523
Which ones do you like? I think some of the Russian ones are cool and the British ones can be quirky.
>>728364624
The Panzer
>>728364012
That's very nice of you. I'll make sure to only use a club on you, so you're in a good enough shape to drink afterwards.
I'll totally stab no.2 though.
>>728364192
You better stay off; use Taiga or some other basic bitch.
>>728364329
But it's the whole point now isn't it?
>>728364914
no it's not
>>728364779
Thats a panzer 4
>>728365026
I'm pretty sure it is.
>>728364779
A lot of German tanks are called Panzer something silly. You like the one your waifu is in though huh?
>>728364914
I dont know about using Taiga or Shiro really.
>>728365114
Panzer is the german word for tank, silly
>>728365114
Yes
>>728365026
>>728364914
Ai wouldn't drink to save a friends life
>>728364914
A fight between buddies doesn't involve weapons, we're expected to have a good time afterwards.
>Taiga or some other basic bitch.
Bitchhh pleeeeeeease, this shit brings out my inner black female I didn't even know about.
>>728365257
Dont they also say kampfwagon or something when talking about tanks a lot?
>>728365292
Well good you like your qt waifu.
Tomo
>>728365114
Just use neither then and go for some slut.
>>728365340
>Implying Ai had friends
>>728365347
But you'd probably beat me up, unless I strategically attack your eyes and groin, and one of these is totally off limits.
>inner black female
Yesssss, yessss, let the rage flow inside of you.
>>728365589
Panzerkampfwagen = armored combat vehicle
>>728365340
How would drinking save anyone
>>728365686
But I have you guys :o
>>728365780
#denial
>>728365686
I do like big boobers when fapping. Also dom.
>>728365780
Thats why you hear it a lot.
tomo
>>728365944
Jerk it to 2B then.