can we all agree america is the greatest nation on earth. sorry

>>728347553
Atleast im not a faggot

>>728347638
You're also a faggot, nice try sweden

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>>728347660
staymad

>>728347553
atleast we can run from the niggers while you rol out of ur wheelchair and crawl with ur dragondildo in ur ass

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>>728347553
COMMONWEALTH PRIDE.
Trudeau is fucking us over but still. Canada, man.

the u.s. doesnt use stone as a measurement of weight

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>>728348041

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I fucking hate Americans. They are all fat lazy faggots who do nothing for the world but cause problems.
>b-but muh freedom
America isnt even in the top 10 most free countries in the world, falling behind even Hong Kong. Yes Americucks, you have been outdone by the chinks.

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>>728348824
look at all these eurofags trying to defend themselves, kinda sad.

>>728347553
maybe like, 15 years ago

>>728347660
we can understand it because were not retards like (((europe)))

Gotta live the title of the OP. "The Main Difference between Europe and the USA". How bout ones a continent and the other is a country? Wah wah.

>>728349044
>implying the average amerifat can do imperial units in their hea
>implying the US isn't literally the densest mass of jews outside of Israel

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>>728347660
Measuring units?
That's all you got?

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>>728349298

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>>728349478
shit units, shit president, shit plug sockets, shit healthcare, shit work/life attitudes, shit corporations
>any european's face when they hear an ambulance can costs thousands of dollars
literally tell any european how much an American taxi costs, you will get surprise and disgust every single time

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>>728349858
>>728349924
plugs, you are really arguing over plugs...

>>728349298
>implying jews arent smart

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>this is a 10/10 in usa

>>728350196
>implying jews living in America count as American

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>>728350137
try again faggot

>>728350137
Notice how the European women are standing away from the American ((((lady)))). They are probably trying to avoid the disgusting smell protruding from that landwale

>>728349924
dont know what EuroCucks make..or dont.
Why would I, America doesnt think about you any more than an insect outside.
That insect, however, thinks constantly on how to get in here

>>728350036
>using one of the most beloved British comedians for your American dick sucking
reminds me, you have shit comedy too

>>728347553
>have to go to another continent to able to fuck hot girls

Yeeeeeaaah... i dont see you wining here.

>>728350396
The insect which could and would crush your shithole country at moments notice

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>>728350036
>arguing over plugs
one time he had the wrong plug. Forced to buy a converter he couldn't afford.

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>>728350396
ahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
that is some faces of /r/athiesm levels of autism you're spouting there, holy shit

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>>728350311
thats a great example of how hot brits are. try again faggot.

Im a European and i have zero intrest to go to the U.S.A. just saying.

>>728350667
>middleschool confirmed

>>728350776
Agreed Europe is far more interesting

OP should stfu about Europe while his dumbfat country is being ruled by one of the most powerful European leaders of the modernity the King, the Czar, the Khan Vladimir Putin.

>>728350679
June 10, 1992 (age 24 years), St. Joseph, MI

It's funny cause OP is fat

>>728349924
I meant Ambulances, not taxis, oh well at least europeans can admit when they got something wrong. Remember that time half the people working on a mars orbiter used the wrong units and you just sent that shit up into space anyway?

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>>728347553
>multiculturalism

isn't your whole country multicultural? with all the niggers, mexican and all the other faggots?

>>728351267
Im an american and I must agree. We are a very diverse nation.

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As a former US Citizen who left the usa for a better life in Europe I can confirm:
1. Western Europe and Scandinavia are much safer than the USA as far as violent crime goes and this is an indisputable fact
2. Far fewer street niggers with neck tattoos listening to lil slim poppa in their beat up '93 sedans in Europe
3. Food quality is far better in Europe, cheaper and superior flavor as well as no HFCS at all.
4. European wall outlet plugs are two sided and cannot be inserted incorrectly
5. 24 hour clock and centigrade temperature makes more logical sense
6. Far fewer fat people, noticeably more attractive but less slutty girls
7. Way less drug use, drug culture and drug dealing in many European countries
8. People are more polite in Europe
9. We get to sit back and watch Americans wallow in their own filth and degradation from a pretty comfortable seat where we get paid more to work less ;)

Stay mad, America

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>>728350840
mfw that's your best comeback

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>>728350880
>far more interesting
well with all the attacks, sure.

>>728351392
"comeback"? Middle school confirmed

>>728351374
Where in america were you prior to moving?

>>728351636
New York, NY

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>>728351466
4 pages of these in less than 4 months, all in the US, 16 pages for 2016

Remember when MTV Real World was in Paris and Cj fucked up all those faggot french dudes? Shit was cash

>>728351506
>makes a comeback
>uses the same comeback to insult literally nothing
try harder

Shit tipping culture in the US up to 25%. Tip no more than 10% in Europe for good service

>>728351761
>list of niggers killing niggers.lol
tell me more about those stupid plugs. while Muhammed cucks your women before running you over

>>728347553
Oxford, Cambridge >>> Harvard, Yale

murica stronk

>>728351711
I figured it had to be somewhere like that.

"People are more polite" - Welcome to new york

"Fat ugly people" - Welcome to new york

"Drug use" - Welcome to new york

"Food quality" - Not sure where you were going with that one. New york is a world center for fine dining (unless you meant grocery stores)

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>>728347553
Excusa moi?

Its america who forced the turks on europe and started all this shit.

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This is a slide threat btw

>lets not talk about important issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Te20A6b1Ac

>>728347660
The only reason Europeans use the metric system is because the thought of a 30 cm black cock fucking their wife is way more arousing for them.

>>728351867
And It wasnt even a comeback calling him middleschool.
More of an observation after reading the way he types.
It was obvious to me. and I basically /thread the conversation with him at that point.
>Go back and read it with a little kid voice and tell me he doesnt type just like a middleschooler speaks.

>>728352082
Nah faggot I've been to almost every state in the usa, Europe is superior lmao

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>>728351978
all this islamic shit is pretty much your fault you know

>>728347660
Proud American here, but I have to agee, Imperial is wack as fuck. Even military uses metric.

>>728347553
But the section of the pic for USA is literally just a dick with the head missing. The section for Europe is a woman.

I'd rather be around women than mutilated dicks.
Just further proof that America is gay.

>>728352250
Stop you're making the rest of us look dumb.

>>728352391

Aggressive. I see you still have a shred of American in you. I wasnt trying to offend you. I am proud you stick to your roots

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>>728347553

>>728352250
...yet still the Americans search for more cuckold porn on the net than Europeans. :^)

every country in the world belongs to america

>>728347553
That is their respective focus when they watch blowjob pics or vids

>>728352624

I demand search per capita to back up this claim

>>728352735

kek

>>728352454
>all this islamic shit is pretty much your fault you know

If you mean Saving Europe and Defeating Hitler, I know. None of this would have happened otherwise.

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>>728347553
im american and can confirm america is a basic shithole
any other opinion need not be considered as is likely from some white backwood flyover
fuck shitty city, county, state, and federal laws

>>728352277
>readin this hard into literally nothing
jesus you're deluded, is this how Trump won?

>>728350036
David Mitchell would definitely argue about plugs

>>728347553
OP LMFAO SFHGSFGSRGSRGSRG
YEAH CHECK MATE

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>>728352807
>If you mean Saving Europe and Defeating Hitler
that is utterly unrelated...

>>728352277
you read like such an euphoric atheist it hurts, your sense of false superiority isn't even funny anymore

>>728347660
> Not being able to use both without an issue

>>728348824
> Freedom scale that you're basing this off of is in no way biased or subjective
Eat my ass fam

t.frogposter

>>728349478
The irony of using a british comedian as reaction pic while shitting on europe. Americans are retarded.

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>>728350900
U mean this great man? He's doing God's work, making America even greater than it currently is

we are europeans fuckwad. we killed all the Americans. or they did? we did? i dunno

>>728353311
he also has a tiny penis

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>>728350196
>>implying jews arent smart
No, I'm implying that Jews are Jewish.

>>728352948
whatever helps you sleep.had the US not won WWII, this situation would be non existent under different rule.
Cuck-Current Europeans are the reason that Mudslimes are ruining Europe.
Current Europeans are the reason their back yard to the East is chaos.
Everyone wants to be a superpower, but no one will act like it.
Start by paying the US for your protection would be a good start. Or you can grow up as a people and protect yourselves.

>>728353311
do people actually think this or is it some kind of buyer's remorse?

>>728353067
>kid called his big sister for reinforcements.

>>728353213
thought it was great to have your own laugh at you

>>728349298
>hea

>>728353635
you payed, trained and encouraged terrorists because you couldn't defeat some backwater ruskies on your own in a war that wasn't even a war
you then abandoned them entirely and gave their country to the jews
you now sit at home wondering why they hate you so much

>>728351972
There's no tip culture in Europe. You tip only if you really want to, usually in bars, you know... because our jobs are not underpaid.

>>728352555
thats it

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>>728347660
>That feel when even the creators of the imperial system abandoned it for metric

>>728347660
Funny how imperial is much easier to use for construction and everyday use. Also funny how it's divisible by 3 and 4, not just 10 :^)

>>728352807
>bombs Syria
>Syrian flee to Europe and US
>US cries about ugly bad filthy immigrants.
>meanwhile the bombings in Syria opened recruitment season for all kinds of terrorist group.

You fucking retards have no concept of cause and effect.

>>728354307
>implying its divisible by 10
>implying its not retarded

>>728352277
It's obvious to me that you are mentally challenged from how you write. Reread your post in a mongoloid voice and tell me you don't sound like a complete retard

>>728348824
>freedom
Subjective as all hell. Guns and weed are illegal in Hong Kong my dude.

Enjoy your war with Russia.

>>728353897
>The British mandate over Palestine officially terminated at midnight, May 14, 1948.
Brits created terrorist state

>>728349298
>illegal to even make fun of jews in Europe

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>>728353311
No, he actually meant this great man, making America his. And you can't even see that it's happening.

>>728353920
jobs that tip are about the only good paying jobs for low skilled workers, such as yourself, to make a living.

>>728353808
You just passed as retarded and ignorant. But since you are American it's redundant to specify that.

>>728351374
That's actually a pretty smart way to sneak in food

>>728354370
EU children wont work, so Daddy has to come over the pond to show you.
Grow up. move out of the basement, Europe, and start handling your own affairs. Its time

>>728351711
Where else would you find niggers?

>>728347553
Uhhh...what?

The US is the most multicultural place on the planet.

>>728354641
kid really got razzled.
thats 3 replies to the same post already

>>728347553
>Europe is one country.

>>728353468
>>>implying Europe has the only particle collider
>>>implying $9 billion is a lot of money for the US

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>>728355265
American education bearing fruit. You probably think you won the Vietnam war as well.

>>728354641
Well you could read ANY post in a mongoloid voice and sound like a retard, since the voice you're using is inherently retarded.

>>728355265
Dude, if countries had a family relationship, the United States of America would be the bastard child of a European swinger party.
Just because you feel big in your britches, doesn't mean you are the parent figure.

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>>728355594
>Implying you completely missed the point. Again.

>>728354994
Minimum wage is more than enough to live independently without tips, food price is low, so is rent (even if it's more convenient to buy a house at these times).
I work in an hospital btw. You tried, but your country still enslave workers and make them beg for tips so they can cover basic necessities. Sad!

>>728355796
>changes subject. Runs away
European confirmed

>>728350900
>thinking sucking putin's cock is any different from sucking Trump's cock

Kek, good job you subservient faggot.

>>728355882
>doesn't mean you are the parent figure.
Just because you want the US to be smaller in any way compared to all of Europe doesnt make it true.
Stats are not even needed here. Its obvious.
As far as Syria..Stay tuned to America to see what the rest of Europe will go along with next.

>>728355265
"Daddy" should get the fuck out of Europe since you are using European bases for your civilian killing antics and your nuclear bombs stocks and this is just getting things worse. Europe does not need America, especially from a military standpoint.

>>728356031
its a "pay for effort" system. It works well in the hospitality sector.
Capitalism service > Communist Service

not gonna matter soon, we're all going to be brothers in arms

>>728347553
Enjoy dying for Israel

>>728356423
I'm not the one who started a "look how great I am guys, guys?" thread.
I'm also not the anon you were originally arguing with.

>>728356429
thats not true at all, by your friend here's view . >>728355882
We're just the kid in all this.

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>>728356107
Fine. Staying on subject: we had grown up before you were born, who do you think created you? How do you think we could have done that if we were still in our basement?

>>728347553
>can't hear you over your multiculturalism

Can't hear 'Muricans your from Nigger and Jew Dick in your mouth

>>728355818
Oh you are projecting. My fault. That's why you read the other poster comment as a child. By the way.. i don't need to read my posts out loud, you must be confused because you think everyone does like you do... just mongoloids subhumans like you have to spell their replies out loud :)

>>728356729
I knew we shouldn't have let our kid play with guns.
He never showed any responsibility, but you had to back him in the independence war, France look at what you enabled.

>>728347553
>america is the greatest nation on earth
niggaz one time were your slaves
now they are fucking your women
top fucking kek

>>728356771
>who do you think created you?
kek
Certainly not the British. We (Americans) killed them and ran them off in '76


That makes over an hour in this thread.
Its been fun, but it's also Friday and I have to go.
later anons

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Clearly a bait thread, fuck up guys and get real.

>>728356561
Miserable workers makes miserable hospitality service. If effort was really a factor in your fucked up system it would not be a societal norm to pay a 20% tip over your already overpriced food, and if you weren't completely ignorant you knew that's still capitalism, since the state is not paying for the workers but it's the buisness owner.

>>728356729
Like one thing excludes the other. If america is so big and strong is welcome to get the fuck out of europe like now.

>>728347553
But you have more multiculturalism than europe you dumb fucking lardass.

>>728352624
most eurofags can't afford internet, or smart phones or computers so many can't even search for porn

>>728347553
look at that bitches left arm tho

>>728348623
In germany, where this was taken, we call people like this asis or hartzer.
They're scum.

So can we discuss how all of this is total bullshit? Fun fact: most US states include the native americans with their test scores. You know what that means? We aren't nearly as retarded as we seem. The native americans hate western education and don't give a fuck about it. So they fail the fuck out of their tests. On a case to case basis every country you go can look like a 3rd world shithole. I can go to some small inbred town in Kentucky and say, "Americans are all inbred retards," or do the same with Romania. Objectively, however, the US does have a high GDP it also benifits from the concept of "Brain drain," all the smart Europeans and Asians and Indians flock to the US, so that's probably why we are so high up. It's not because we're inherently smarter, nor does it mean Europeans are inherently smarter. It just means all the talented and intelligent people go to one country.

>>728351374
Your reason for #1, see #2.

>>728347553
Your fucking country is still promoting globalism and multiculturalism all the while funding terrorist groups.
Yanks are global niggers

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>>728347755
double dubs confirms this

>>728362351
rolling

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>>728347553
>greatest

Hi, just wanted to pop in to say i'm a mexican cucking a white american man's girl

Damn bruh that bitch is scarred up

>>728362724
do you mow his lawn too?

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>>728347553
>america = nation
is this a ylyl thread?, because I don't see any bananas

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH

https://discord.gg/bp44v4s

AMERICAN SERVER!!! NO MUSLIMS OR MEXICANS ALLOWED

>>728347553
multiculturalism > uncultured pigsty

>>728355594
yeah, you make that much in an hour in debt

oh look, 'murican wants senpai to notice him again because his shithole gets less significant each year

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https://youtu.be/xLPc5EI3Qps

Winners and Losers

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anything above the red line is a complete shithole

>>728362860
No, but sure I would! Only if the loser didn't live with his parents and actually had a lawn...

>>728350516
Lmao u cucks dont even have one aircraft carrier. I am sure u could swim over, bit plastic forks can't really do any damage vs my m16

>>728353468
>short scale
great job catering to retards
it's 9 MILLIARD

>>728348824
> Hong Kong
> Country
pick one

>>728347553

self censoring the mutilation nice work there goy

>>728350900
Lmao you know why your cucks, because the red army raped all your women on the way to Germany. Second

>>728350137
top kek

Sorry euros, I can't hear you over all my freedom.

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Typical euro pic related

>>728349858
we don't use polarized old shit anymore. anything worth your time is grounded now.

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I'll just leave this here...

British men then vs British men now

>>728365712
>dat pic
when you eat shit, you can only spew shit

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>>728347660

>>728365712
2 replies
must have been one hell of a thread

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British men then vs British men now

>>728357659
Honestly bWaiteawaiter in Americas pretty great. My colleagues complain about their shit pay cause their lazy. If your gonna have a bottom tier job that requires no education Make sire you at least rock at it. about 250$ a night from tips on average. Highest I have ever got 500$. Work in a upscale restruant have memorized over 50 wine pairings, have a perfect relationship with the kitchen so my food comes out early.

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typical 'murican food

>>728364791
They're useless hunks of steel, deathtraps to be more accurate.
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/swedens-super-stealth-submarines-are-so-lethal-they-sank-us-18383

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>>728366583
WTF is that disgusting concoction?

>>728365712
> our cars
> our clothes
> being that naive

just a few people in your country have the power to act globalwide, while they feed shit to the rest of the world.
Of course you may feel superb because you live on the same piece of earth like they do, but I am quite sure, you didn't do shit to accomplish anything like "making muh US-Dollars the very best payment option and freedomz".
Have fun living your "superior" daydream, friend.

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So let's see: a bunch of fucking idiots arguing about US vs EU when the american society, customs and ethnic composition was almost entirely created by europeans.

Drink bleach /b/.

>>728366711
Okay thats pretty funny

>>728366583
How many calories does this one have? Look at all the sauces...

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>>728347553

Pfft, fucking cry babies.

>>728366583
>implying you wouldn't try it at least once

>>728367275
i'm pretty sure it's a lethal dose for any european

>>728367474
just because you like to eat shit, doesn't mean i do

>>728367017
What country are you from then? Is it one where your leader's name is actually known by people who aren't in your country? I doubt it.

What do you drive? What's your favorite T.V show or movie? What brand of clothes are you wearing? What's your favorite book? What website are you browsing right now?

You've got an umpa lumpa running your country, Europe is very jealous.

>>728353635
I'D rather pay the chinese. I am german. btw. US did not won WW2 but the allies + russia because Germany was outraging and it was good to put it back into its borders.

>>728357840
> If america is so big and strong
>please leave my country/continent

>>728356423
>stats are not needed
You mean you don't have any proof, you just think that repeating the same phrases makes them true, right?

>>728367922
>Cadillac
>The Sopranos/Pulp Fiction
>Levi's and a Fruit-of-the-Loom wifebeater
>George Orwell 1984
>4chan

4/5, i'm pretty murrican.

>>728354307
you reveal your lack of experience.
- If you told an Australian Builder he had to go back to inches he'd swear at you.
- my friend did a job for an American building ; the result had to be inches ; Stupid 5/8 + 3/8 + 1'3" : here try this ; 16 + 10 + 381 : Metric is easier even though - in this case - it has been corrupted into near-inch amounts.
Try dividing ten-foot-three-and-three-quarters into even five-inch centres for a balustrade : now try dividing 3143mm into even 125s : it's easy - you don't even need a calculator ; Eight in a metre x times 3 + one-more and little bit that can be resolved with a trim if necessary.
AGAIN - I say to you : I know OLD , OLD Builders , Carpenters and Steel Fabricators : and not ONE of them ever dreams of a return to inches!

>>728368079
our oompa loompas 6 2

>>728367922
Who in their right mind would drive an american car?
TV and movies are good i'll give you that.
American fashion, kek.
American literature, kekekekek
Not going to bite on the last one.

>>728368362
don't bother, anon. he won't listen anyway

>>728366019
Try reaching a little further, nigger

>>728347884
isn't Arnold from Europe?

>>728348824
never really understood the whole "muh freedom" jokes when talking about americans, I've never had someone here in the states even mention their freedom

It was a bigger deal way back when probably, but people are born with it now and don't even notice it/appreciate it, let alone flaunt it. not even in an ironic or silly way. so I never really got the joke of hating on the "muh freedom" thing

maybe it's just some gold ol' european humor

enjoy your disappearing middle class and shit tier currency euronigs

>>728347553
>starts ww3, thinks they are the greatest nation on earth.

Good luck with that logic. Enjoy the jew puppeteers goys.

>>728347553

>healthcare

>>728368147
> I am german.
>and it was good to put it back into its borders.

Times like these I root for the mudslimes

>>728368820
as long as ww3 wipes out you whiny eurofags im ok with this

>>728368296
What to know what all of the EU is going to do in Syria?
>Stay tuned to America to see what the rest of Europe will go along with next.

>>728358883
Internet is a whole lot cheaper here in EU,
fuck your data caps

>>728369151
cheaper and slower

no thanks

>>728367922
What do you drive?
Volkswagen Bus
What's your favorite T.V show or movie?
Dragon Ball
What brand of clothes are you wearing?
made in China
What's your favorite book?
animal farm
What website are you browsing right now?
the one made by jew

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if america is so great, why does russia get to choose their president for them?

>>728347553
The only reason i like US is that i can have a laugh with the lads watching fat shits (which are 99% from US) at TLC

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>>728368936
>thinks America will win.
>forgets a large amount of Europe is in NATO and on Americas side
>forgets that russia still has the most nukes in the world.
>Thinks I am whining whilst I am calling bullshit on him defending his freedomless country.
>mfw

>>728347553
Nice bait.

America is giant piece of shit filled with terrible stupid people.

>>728368936
i will be laughing my ass off when the first bombs drop on your shithole and you'll be crying for help

>>728368580
It's just funny how it's used to justify plain stupidity when reason fails.

>>728368820
>wins WWIII
stop being so pesimistic, Eurofag.

>>728353468
i think thats really an underground city being built so the last whites in europe can get away from the goat fucking diaperheaded mudslimes

>>728369547
please see >>728369365

When will the American people rise up against their government? Fuck you have enough guns so do it already before the world is dead due to nuclear holocaust. Your freedom won't defend you from nuclear blasts.

>>728369518
How do you cry for help with a constant burger stuck in your mouth?

>>728369365
>NATO
lel
dont forget about the UN.
Europe is the wasteland between two entrenched enemies.
Bye-bye

Its threads like this that make me realise I live in the greatest country in the world. No one gives a stuff about politics, we send the bare minimum of troops into war to keep our allies happy, jobs everywhere, marauding niggers and mudslimes mostly contained to the inner cities....

So long as you can avoid getting eaten, bitten, torn to pieces, catching fire or drowning, Australia is fucking awesome once you get past the ridiculous accent.

>>728369755
UN is about as united as /b/ is though.

>>728369798
>ausfailia
>greatest

maximum overkek

Aren't you guys in like SO much debt though? 17 trillion dollars or something? Maybe once your country can maintain itself without crippling debt you can talk about who's better.

>>728369798
True. Australian geography does play a part in having less problems. Far away obviously.
Your animals suck deadly balls. I personally wouldnt live there unless I had to just for that very reason.
Also 90% of your country is a fuckAll, fly ridden wasteland.
One of the problems with America being so big and awesome to live, geographically speaking, is politicians still try to act as if there's vast quantities of empty space like in the 18th/19th century.

>>728370089
that was a joke... about the joke called the United Nations.
Just like his reliance on "NATO" when WWIII hits is laughable.

>>728370363
Debt? You mean people will ask politely if we will pay them back?
hahaha. You got a surprise coming to you.

>>728370570
To be fair I cannot argue with that logic. Africa will be the only continent left standing at the end of ww3, Imagine that bullshit.

just start WW3 with Russia. i want to see РС-28 Сармат in action

>>728370727
Are you retarded? The national debt will have to be payed off some time. Your politicians recognise this. That's why they're actually working to pay it off believe it or not. Citizens like you who think "We don't have to pay because we have guns and bombs" you're wrong my dude that just isn't how the world works anymore. And thanks to nuclear nonproliferation there wont really be that many bombs in a few years.

>>728370363
meh

its a drop in the bucket compared to our gdp

yurop will go broke long b4 merica

>>728370828
If that's the case.
Guaranteed the Western survivors of the nuclear war will crawl out of their elite bunkers and enslave the African continent all over again.

>>728370440
That and your politicians put far too much importance on overseas shit. You've got food, you've got oil, you've got Canada up north full of all sorts of tradeable goodies and Mexico down south full of... uh... mexicans, I guess. Why bother with all this middle eastern bullshit? Let Russia have the place... holding onto it will fuck them over.

>>728370277
Depends on your definition of greatest

> bigger population
> bigger military
> more global presence
> worldwide joke
America, hands-down, is the greatest

>>728371014
Good thing I'm not in Europe then.

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>>728371001
>That's why they're actually working to pay it off believe it or not

>>728347553
For now. China says hi and that they're coming

>>728371213
I mean... I'm not wrong you're just an idiot.

>>728371140
>implying we care what a bunch of third world shit holes think about us

funniest joke of all

As an eurofag that has decided to immigrate to US (because I obviously like being there), it still appals me how uneducated the average amerifag is.
It's quite funny to see, but I know the education system sucks in the US.

>>728371292
Do you think that every country that isn't America is 3rd world? I'll admit that America used to be kinda cool and all but once you abandoned non-interference after WWII you became way way less cool.

>>728371014

do you even know what gdp is?

also, europe is not 1 country you dumbfuck

>>728371308
>going to 'murica on purpose
suicide is your only option now

>>728371308
Kind of sucks in allot of places. When I moved to Australia they put me up a year because I was so far ahead and even then it felt like I was in a special needs school until I got to highschool. Before I left we were reading big arse books and learning french. When I got to year 3 in Australia they were doing the simplest shit its hilarious.

>>728371140
honestly. It's our house. the whole thing. And we arent going to let cunts act like cunts in our house.
They just dont know it yet, but they will come to heal, just as Europe did. The EU can hem and haw all they want in their social media and newspapers, but EU's government comes to heel. So will they eventually.

>>728371623

with an education from europe, i know i will bank it in the US :3 probably settle by venice beach or beverly hills

>>728371710
You're an ignorant fucking bastard.

>>728371797
I mean I'm on your side here but I very much doubt that.

>>728347553
I honestly don't get what this is supposed to mean? USA is a penis and Europe is a girl's face?

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>>728371623
>bomber detected

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>>728355126

>>728371867
stay tuned to see what Europe does in Syria. Just like in Iraq.
Answer: Whatever the USA tells them to.

>>728371944

how so? software engineering jobs are at high demand in the US. having had a previous job there, i know ill do much better than the average job and can most likely land a job at $140K+
with my fiancees salary too, we will have an income on about $250K

and the best part is that i no longer have to pay 50% in taxes :>

>>728371974
basically.
its a less precise version of the previous euro v USA thread

>>728371680
> year 3

Dude, we only switched to 'year 3' instead of 'grade 3' about 4 years ago. Except in Darwin, but they keep things simple there so the natives stand a chance.

>>728371797
i'd rather stick to my 3,6k euros to hand
enjoy your 'murican dream

>>728371797
>califailia

youll fit right in with the rest of the faggots euronig

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>>728372270
you have Aborigine kids in school with you?
Jesus. that'd be a fucking trip to gaze at that.

>>728372192
no in califailia youll be paying more like 60% taxes

>>728372117
And why?

Because if they don't, next time something big happens the US will ignore its allies, hide its head in the sand and sell weapons to both sides for ridiculous profits. Then they'll come in at the end to 'rescue' everyone and spend the next 50 years talking about it. Kinda like the last 2 times something major happened.

>>728348003
Those ain't do British plugs
oh wait we aren't European anymore nvm

>>728372192
Houses ON the beach cost allot more than you think.

>>728371213
>thinks america wouldn't collapse if trade was stopped because of someone going all-in half cocked.

>>728372270
You're wrong.

>>728372595
sounds like good times all around

im in lets get started

>>728372452

whats a better state? i dont give a shit about the people i dont know there and will never mingle with sjws or blm

>california
>sun
>awesome scenery, parks, views etc.
>lots of different kind of foods in la and sf
>generally open minded people

>>728372595
>2 times
more like 5

>>728350222
>big tits

>>728372595
Then stand by and answer that phone when we give you the order..or else.

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>>728366711

>>728372521
It can be pretty cool if they're semi-civilized. We all got to learn how to cook roadkill and play didgeridoos and useless (but fun) shit like that.

But yeah.... I've never seen an attractive abo. Even the young ones are pretty fuckin ugly.

>>728372709
any other state besides cali or ny is better

even alaska and its got the same climate as siberia

>>728347553
greatest at what?

>>728372650

i know, ill probably never buy a house, especially not in la or sf. i dont see any reason for paying off a mortgage (and being bound to it) than paying rent every month (and can move pretty much whenever i want)

>>728352555
holy shit the hands lmao

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>>728372697

>>728372913
making euros butthurt obv

>>728372690
Nuh uh. You are.

>>728372872

would love to visit any state with great scenery, maybe utah?

one state i will never live in is nevada, too hot

>>728372799
> we
> implying the American people have any say in it

>>728372862
cook roadkill into a "teachable" moment.
Gotta love current year. One generation ago you'd get paid by the government to kill'em.

>>728373123
you realize southern cali is a desert right?

it gets really hot

>>728373213
nah... we haven't been allowed to do that since about 1924. And then you had to have a licence and it only entitled a person to shoot blacks on their property. Going to reservations and going nuts was frowned upon.

>>728373123
top left corner besides wash. & oregon is nice and where I'd like to live one day

>>728372983
I mean no I'm not. You're wrong. I wasn't in year 3 four fucking years ago was I?

>>728366711
author forgot to add the jews

>>728373174
>implying the US government isnt run by American people

>>728347553
yes we can all agree. only nation that even comes close is Russia and its a distant second.

>>728373562
Dunno. Were you? You're telling the story here

>>728373426
well you gotta set limits.
12 per shooter sounds about right.

>>728373645
now they're trying to pretend that they invented jews

>>728372709
>Everything in SoCal is sunbleached and dirty as fuck from the heinous air
>Who doesn't love rolling brown hills covered in scrub
>Food is mostly overpriced flavor of the month crap. Authentic Mexican food is the only real perk, and that can be found all over the southwest
>Generally huge snobs and burnouts

>>728373645
> implying it is

>>728373766
It was unlimited... so long as they were on your property. Only rules were you weren't allowed to bait or torture them

>>728373562
autistic anon was held back..in /b? naww

>>728372709
>open minded people
>in USo'm

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>>728347660

>>728373786
trump is American person.

>>728373769
No, just Israel

>>728373942
bait with what..white women?

>>728373952
Except I just said I was bumped UP to year 3 when I got here...

>>728374005
> billions of dollars
> shitload of monkeys
> a bunch of failed attempts
> numerous explosions
> success!
> dusty rock acquired
> never been back

Yup... ya dun good

>>728352718
Fuck off...half of your population believe that a sky god rules their lives...that the earth is 6000 years old...you elected an idiot for your leader...and you think all the idiots referred to above should have guns...you're an embarrassment to human race

>>728373718
No I wasn't. I'm somewhere in southwest Sydney (not a shitty part) and as far as I know here they've always called it year 3 or 4 or 5 etc never grade.

>>728374183
Those... and petrol. Coons love petrol.

>>728374005
>implying imperial took 'muricans to the moon

>>728374284
Your mocking :spending money, time, and research?
For Lunar travel?
Spoken like a true EuroCuck.

>>728374394
lol. for what? they got a fixer-upper back in the cave?

>>728374349
And we know what Sydney's famous for... a fancy bridge, an unusually shaped building, and poofs.

>>728374005
you could at least put the proper, German flag. but then you don't know how one looks like

>>728374576
Nah mate... they drink it. Cheaper than alcohol with twice the kick. Dunno why it doesn't kill them, but they do ok off it.

>>728350480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8_-YPB1TFA

>>728374284
and they won't be back because they're still paying for that absurdly expensive apollo program

>>728374504
> wasting time, money and research
> him speak bad about murica! Him yuropeen!

You're a credit to your kind.

>>728374005
Literally the only thing amerifats brag about. That was over 50 years ago and not a single achievement since then