Rate my gf /b/ dare you to find a flaw. This is what a

too much makeup, droopy tits, common trash whore pose in photo, she will lose what looks she has by the time she is 35 without plastic surgery

>>728334383
Those tits are hitting the floor. Gross

good think she photoshopped the shit out of her picture and she still looks like a horse yIKES

USSR is a great place to buy a wife.

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>>728334383
Hang in there bro, just like her tits

>>728334383
Her face.

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She has saggy tits that have stretch marks on them. She also has a slight bot of facial myopia going on with a crooked nose.

You neckbeards are just jealous virgin cucks that I've managed to get a definite 10/10.

>>728334383
Yes be proud of them floppy tits

>>728334383

look on the bright side, she can always tuck her boobs in her pants pockets if they get cold.

>>728334383
Yes a true Alpha can get a tranny. Great job

>>728334383
Gross tits that are only gonna get worse with age. They'll be down to her knees by the time she's 35

>>728334383
That's a man

>>728334383
Need more pics to evaluate the current condition of those floppers.

>>728334383
Jesus christ that's horrifying. It looks like someone put a mannequin doll's head on a human body

>>728335810
We sure are. Every man wishes that he had a woman whose tits make her look like she's carrying grocery bags.

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>>728334383
Well, she can titfuck Jonah Falcon, I guess.

What's going on with her tits, they look like they are depressed

>>728334383
1 - Judging by the gap and angle of them tits, they saggy as fuck. like 5 year old tits on a 27 year old saggy.
2 - freckles/spots on her center chest mean lots of sun exposure w/o sunscreen, guaranteed wrinkly as a prune w/i 5 years OP.
3 - Nose is crooked as fuck.. and huge.
4 - Hat clearly hiding humongous fivehead.
5 - (her) right eye way larger than left eye, both too large for face anyway. either freakish looking or photoshopped. (if shopped how bad are they that she had to shopped them?!)
6 - looks like one side of her entire face is slightly caved in (is this another shopp or do you beat her?
7 - pretty obvious shopped out cold sore on her lower lip. enjoy your herp OP.

OP gives her a 10/10...
I give her a 5.5/10.
if below picture she's closet fatty 3/10.

"true alpha" bitch is what you are.

>>728335810
>You neckbeards are just jealous virgin cucks that I've managed to get a definite 10/10.

nobodies jealous of that thing OP, have fun while it lasts,but definitely lease don't buy.

>>728336670
>Well, she can titfuck Jonah Falcon, I guess.

This. OP, you'll be able to tit fuck her while making out with her at the same time.....and that's not because you have a long dick

>>728334383

I wish my standards were as low as yours :(

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>>728336976
>if below picture she's closet fatty 3/10.

Look at body vs face, saggy tits, and careful cropping of arms/curve of arm visible.

Face is (badly) PS to look thinner.

She's definitely a heifer.

2.5/10

OP kill yourself

>>728336841
Actually, we are all depressed after seeing those tits.

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Looks like OP fucked off to kill himself after the love of his life got roasted so hard.

Her tits are in the grave before her

>>728337226
Yep, you can see her ham hock arms.

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>>728336306
Here you go.

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Still here neckbeard just chilling in the knowledge I'm a true alpha.

>>728338001
her eyebrows look like she went ham with a sharpie
her fake lashes aren't on correctly either

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>>728338001
Well done, OP

>>728337017
Fucking kek

>>728338001
As another anon said earlier bud...Lease, don't Buy. Rode hard and put away wet applies her...she just has a shit ton of spackle on her face covering it up. Her skin looks worse than my leather chaps...are those bastards are twenty years old.

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>>728336228
Confirmed. Trap detected.

>>728338001

Those creases on her forehead...besides the obvious extra saggy tits, is she in her fifties?

>>728338001

Damn, she has more age spots that my grandma

>>728339095
yup, she has definitely been around for a while.

>>728338001
Eyebrows look like electrical tape

>>728338001
You can just see the contrast between the fuckton amount of makeup and her real skin without it

Vomit

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>>728338001
She looks like she could have been Miss Sharpie 1981

>>728338001
Ayy lmao.

>>728334383

I bet her nipples get road rash when she walks.

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>>728334383
She has grandma tits and she doesn't seem old enough for that, but i digress. Something makes me think she must be one of those hippies who believe that corporations are giving you cancer using things like bras and deodorant. OP I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this woman you have posted smells like a homeless man, has pit hair that's denser and more masculine than your pit hair and the same goes for the carpets. I can still see the subtle wrinkles on her forehead despite the obscene amounts of makeup you probably help drizzle over her leathery face.

Honestly OP i don't know whether you can do better than this or not, but are all the nights comforting her with a bowl of ice cream after she spent the whole day weeping home alone because she wasted her early years on burning man festivals and protesting the man - worth it?

If I were you OP id get out as soon as you can. The older she gets the worse it is. If she hasn't already started, she's going to be up your ass with conspiracy theories about younger girls you're seeing and threaten to take everything away from you with divorce.

>>728334383
>This is what a true alpha can get.

I could easily have one like that too, but there are no retirement communities near me.

>>728338001
So we've seen her all dolled up for the ducklip selfies...where's the freshly fucked selfie all alphas have of their 10's?

>>728340367
let's all give OP the benefit of doubt. for all we know, he could be a 60 year old man who is just excited that he now has a younger woman....not much younger, but younger none-the-less

>>728339468
Nar dude 26.

Love how all the betas are mocking locked up in their mums basements playing warcraft or some other faggot game.

>>728340765

She is not 26. maybe 46, but definitely not 26.

>>728340765
Post a picture of her with 20 filters on it.

>>728340765
An alpha would have a pic of him balls deep in her with her feet pinned back by her ears. It's the alpha calling card we all show each other...so where's yours?

>>728340765
Holy fuck, there is no way she is 26.

>>728341146
kek

>>728341146
*without 20 filters.

>>728340367
kek

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>>728341163
No faggot that's what betas think alphas do.

>>728341784
Aplhas dont give a fuck and we show everybody everything since we dont care. Thanks for confirming yourself as a Charlie.

>>728341784
If you're an alpha, why is your chick so old and gross?

>>728335204
My sides

>>728342147
Like a fine wine. 26 year old vintage.

>>728342893
>alpha
>dating a girl over the age of 25

You don't even know what an alpha is, do you faggot?

>>728334383
A true alpha can lie about a picture found on the Internet? Then /b/ is full of alphas!