Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>728319565
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55YsY4W3Npg
カラミチーマス
>>728325788 (Mado)
Just to let you know I may or may not hack. Because playing legit is no fun.
Claiming best girl.
>>728326260 (Shiro)
Ah, nah it does, she was explaining that the thief could climb houses because he is an experienced rock climber!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6_QXwKesU
>>728326308
*poke*
>>728326308
Good morning, Bunny ^^
>>728326260 (Shiro)
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO
>Play Dota with Shiro
-Or-
>Don't suffer while playing LoL
.......... I need time to consider my options.
>>728325731
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728326482
Would you like my Discord?
>>728326482
Evil.
>>728326500
Tell me, please! I want to know...
Responses now slowed, watching some Dragon Ball Super :P
But I'll still be responding so don't be disheartened :3
>>728326455
What a beautiful face I have found in this place, that is circling all round the sun.
>>728326539
I was Catholic
Though obviously my actions sometimes don't reflect that.
>>728326591
Cute tooth.
>>728326617
>was
What are you now?
>>728326612
Same!
Have you listened to High Body yet?
>make boiled eggs
>I guess I can start the dishwasher first
>put only pot in dishwasher and start it
>look for pot
Thanks brain.
Scrambled eggs it is.
Still here.
>>728326353
Are you calling me a rock climber or a thief?
>>728326489
Keep in mind this is a limited time offer.
>>728326612
Oh boi, the new season already started and you still haven't switched? Is it really true love after all this time?
>>728326688
I still attend Catholic mass, but quite often I will attend non-denominational mass with friends.
Still working that out.
>>728326767
Which Taiga are you?
>>728326482
>>728326515
Yes!
>>728326539
I'm not evil.
>>728326801
I'd say thanks if you held the door for me.
>>728326767
scrambled is how you're supposed to eat eggs anyways
>>728326785
Hm, and what made you have an interest in God?
>>728326776
I don't think you're fit enough for either
also 1 off trips
>>728326460
Hello
>>728326469
Good afternoon
>>728326861
Then are you good?
>hides
>>728326863
Oh the good one.
How much sugar should I add to coffee...?
>>728326920
>mfw tossing your salad
>>728326950
>How much sugar should I add to coffee...?
>sugar
>coffee
>
>>728326893
I steal people's time a lot, does that count?
>>728326950
I never add sugar to mine, no clue how much is normal.
Is none an option?
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHYkwuLUpl4
>>728326920
How are you
>>728326861
Sure.
TomokoTomato#2004
At least, I think that is how you give a Discord name. I'm not very familiar with it.
>>728327026
Yeah I'm still not used to the taste. So bitter...
>>728327074
No, yuk!
I have to wait until I get used to the taste then slowly ease off it.
>>728326863
Helllo loli taiga
>>728326872
A lot of things. Some of them a little odd to share tbh.
>>728326855
poke saya
>>728326858
:)
>>728326950
Why would i not be good?
>>728327144
added
>>728327048
No, since you give them your time in exchange!
>>728327148
Then add less than you normally do.
>>728327181
Heya Misaki, how's it going?
>>728327259
My time is worthless so it's basically theft.
>>728327181
Would you mind sharing them with me in private? No homo.
>>728327282
Two teaspoons then...
You really don't add sugar? Gross
>mfw
>>728327202
Watch the eyes!
..Game?
>>728327282
Good. I'm happy to see you made it.
>>728327356
You'd just use it as an excuse to start ERPing...
>>728327436
Momo
>>728327473
Well, yeah but only a bit of teasing.
How do you feel about people who turned their backs on God?
>>728327328
Never considered myself a thief, but when you put it like that, I might have to reconsider...
>>728327356
I've tried it a couple times, but never really enjoyed it.
Black coffee with nothing added is best coffee.
>>728327600
What's wrong with sugar..?
>>728327661
Not even milk?
>>728327601
So you'd ERP?
I feel like they should come back. They're not going to be in any trouble if they do.
>>728327662
Sugar is for kids as is milk.
Hmm. A bit more active than other groups I've joined, that's for sure.
Of course, those groups are basically falling apart since none of the members post here anymore.
>>728327805
Only a bit of teasing!
Like hugging and kissing.
God would actually welcome them back...?
>>728327832
Sheesh I add both to my coffee.
Did you always drink it black?
>>728327842
Which group are you talking about?
>>728327937
Always.
>>728327937
The super sekrit one.
>>728327765
What am i listening for?
>>728327842
Well yeah it has me in it!
>>728327698
Sometimes, but that needs to be foamed milk.
>>728327937
Sounds fun
Yes, of course. Did you ever read the parable of the prodigal son?
>>728327842
I post here you fucking meme,
>>728328041
Careful what you wish for, tho. Discord has a bad rep here thanks to a lot of drama.
>>728328181
lol who are you again?
>>728326982
...what
>>728327119
Fucking exhausted
I have to go!
Bye!
>>728327987
That's nassssty
I don't know maybe I'll try it someday~
>>728327988
Fine, don't tell me, it's not like I was interested in joining your group or anything v.v
>>728328041
Your heartbeat, you don't have one.
I'm kidding.
I want to apologize for calling you evil. I'm very sorry...
>>728328071
That sounds like a lot of extra work...
Yuk... black coffee...
>>728328144
And some sucks here and there..
A-and no...
Sorry.
I honestly don't think God wants me back after the things I did.
>>728328261
Don't worry my mouth is clean!
>>728328303
K. Well. Sure.
>>728328350
It isn't my group. Ask 2B.
>>728328350
I don't even know what that means
>>728327328
It is not <3
>>728328350
Go ahead, but I think you'd be surprised. Good bye Sono.
>Misaki
>>728328246
I'm not worried.
Drama is funny.
>>728328350
I forgive you.
:)
>>728328402
Anyone is welcome.
>>728328402
Fucking walking meme with trash tier waifu.
>>728328350
I got a cheap battery driven milk foamer. Cleaning it is pretty much some soap, then spin it around in warm water.
Takes about 20 sec to clean, max.
Baia Sono!
All your waifus are shit, you should get a real gf you fucking faggots.
>>728327661
Opportunity costs are great to make literally everything you do depressing.
>coffee
I do put sugar in my espresso. Am I a bad person?
>>728328425
Then why am I spending it here?
>>728328484
Oh, so drama is okay, but dominatrix erp is not?
>>728328484
It sure can be, can't it? Well. Expect some tears from Sono to join.
>>728328511
You really shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
Are you truly that mad? I was only ever in a group with Shiki, Ruri, ... Homu, who the fuck else... Yuuko was in there for a while. Sure. Tagome. Hmm. A few others.
This would only be the second one I joined.
>>728328637
You are giving it to me!
>>728328637
>espresso
Don't know, haven't tried.
Booze + espresso can be pretty neat.
>>728328637
Dominatrix rp is trash.
>>728328710
oh ok
>>728328710
Dunno.
I got banned from it.
I'm not mad, I don't put feelings in things that happen on a imageboard.
I was just joking.
Togame is not here anymore, busy sucking Tat's dick irl.
>>728328735
I bet it would be smarter to prostitute myself in that time from a economical point of view.
>>728328794
I wouldn't know, I only ever put a bit in my tea.
>>728328857
So are drama and league, and you still participate in both.
Sandwich offer is still on.
>>728329052
>busy sucking Tat's dick irl
Man I haven't had head in years. I'm fucking jealous.
this delay shit needs to stop and i need to start working already....
>>728329159
That's sad.
Seriously.
I was expecting the best out of you.
Nevermind.
>>728329325
Hey, I'm trying, okay?
I got this girl I'm chatting up and I'm making progress.
>>728329299
Need to crash another truck?
>>728329464
is "this girl" mado?
>>728329524
yes
>>728329138
I don't remember the offer.
>>728329550
I'm not stupid.
And no, the girl is an old friend from high school.
We had a fling back in the day, but she was straight edge at the time and I was a stoner.
Fast forward a few years, she's getting a divorce, smokes weed, looks almost exactly the same as she did in high school.
>>728329677
>divorce
>not stupid
wew lad
>>728329764
Please.
Do explain what you are implying.
>>728329464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mksqn0PHNUg
Life is much easier in a dormitory, I knew this bitch she loved to suck dick and fuck. But I dumped her for my gf.
>>728329958
You mus forget that I live in the states. Living on Campus would make my tuition almost twice as expensive.
And I'm poor.
>>728329677
>>728329894
what is up with your filenames?
>>728329676
A sandwich with my secret recipe mayo and 2 bucks if I can call you whatever I want.
We share shipping costs.
It's a pretty good offer tbh.
>>728329894
divorcee' women are broken women m8. if they couldn't hold together through one marriage what makes you think they're worth you? unless your just looking for some easy snu snu
>>728330108
They're to trigger you.
Claim
>>728330231
Claimed
>>728329894
>smokes weed
That's one of the reason I didn't wanted to kiss a girl.
It smells like fucking SHIT.
>>728330098
>poor
You still waste your money on fucking weed.
I hope you don't smoke tabacco, at least.
Hello everyone. Feels like it's been a few days. How's everyone day so far?
>>728330263
-_-
I keep hearing sirens outside at around the same time every day -_-
>>728330417
did more people die?
>>728330329
Hai Koume, my day has been pretty good so far, having a drink now so it's hopefully about to get even better!
How have you been?
>>728330473
mai chan :smile:
>>728330171
>unless your just looking for some easy snu snu
Basically this.
I've crushed on her for a long time, so finally putting my dick in her would make me feel better.
>>728330305
Do you not brush your teeth, nigga?
Nah. Tobacco is garbage and THAT shit makes your breath Reaper Strength.
Eh, 10 dollars a week is barely anything. Most people feed themselves on that everyday in America because cooking is not popular.
And by Poor I don't mean living paycheck to paycheck, struggling day in and day out.
Poor as in I can't afford luxuries. Like on-campus housing. A brand new car. My own house (living with parents until graduation)
That kind of poor. I still have money to do things like go out and buy frivolities, I just don't have the luxury of being able to go out or buy on a whim all the time.
>>728330172
no srsly, im just curious. did you have to restore your images from a failed drive or something?
>>728330329
Pretty good now that we got some more cute up in this thread.
Post nibble and tell me how you've been these past days!
>>728330473
Hai Mai
>>728330543
Even worse.
When my desktop was dead I was forced to lurk and post on my phone.
And that phone...
Was...
a...
WINDOW'S PHONE.
>>728330522
OK as long as you weren't trying to relationship her.
WAKE ME UP
>>728330438
They like to die every day at exactly the same time then -_-
>>728330646
Regardless of what you say, that depends on the sex.
>>728330329
Got to show up to work late ( + )
Possibly trying to talk my way out of this travel we are going to do ( + )
It snowed alot last night ( - )
I'm tired even though i slept alot ( - )
Pretty even day. If I get out of this trip I'll be happy. Also I want my beers and bed
>>728330707
>and the fact that she obviously isn't GF/wife material m8.
sex does not make up for this
>>728327202
Getting your proper water intake?
>>728330818
I dunno, she was married for over 5 years and the reason for their divorce was (get this) he cheated on her.
I did my own conversational investigation and it's pretty hard to call this a lie. I'm a very paranoid person so I always take people's story with a grain of salt.
Anyway I hear the story, it sounds like she got the raw end of the deal.
>>728330655
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>728330643
ok. have a win phone myself, never seen stuff like that. win phone 8?
>>728330481
See
>>728330757
And notice idk how to use ( ) right and that I have no idea why I >>'ed myself
>>728330580
>Tuckus
Semi solid day so far
>>728331014
It was. Nokia 920 or some shit.
It's pretty garbage.
>>728330519
Are we going to do something
>>728330641
Haiga Taiga
>>728330967
>there's always a reason people cheat
odds are she is also to blame and that was the final straw. just don't end up her 2nd ex-husband
>>728330669
how is my little chandelier doing? :o
>>728331107
yes
also tomorrow is a special day
>>728331107
Awww
KIlling your loneliness by spending time with people online?
>>728331029
Hope you manage to slither away for beers and bed, good luck!
>>728331143
I mean, probably. They seemed happy when I was able to meet with them during their marriage. But they did live outside of the states for a few years and only recently moved back.
So maybe something happened then. I didn't pry too much into their private lives before their decision to divorce. Only about the actual divorce.
And he seems really distraught about it and very apologetic and guilt ridden.
I understand your pseudo concern, but I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself.
>>728331242
Looking as dead as always
>>728331362
just like his owner :o
>>728331406
I wish i was dead :o
>>728331094
ok thanks for telling. here, have this image
>>728331242
April eighth? Is it your birthday?
>>728331351
>but I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself.
you should pipe ruri my man
>>728331539
uwu
>>728331456
I like memes haha :o
>>728331553
>Ruri never posts in the thread anymore.
No, that isn't true. But it's rare that they do.
>>728331589
Oh, it's your second birthday.
>>728331659
my birthday is actually close to September 17
>>728331657
I didn't said he doesn't.
>>728331589
XD
Shouldn't you say lucky star star when you say the anime name? :o
>>728331728
I know, I know. I was just saying that Ruri doesn't post here often anymore.
>>728331799
the is silent :o
>>728331867
>>728332015
Don't you feel ashamed, posting lewd images of other people's waifu?
What if I started posting lewd Chen?
>>728332099
S-sorry.
>>728331328
Well it's looking positive. We are undermanned here and overmanned out there. Soooo....Let's hope. Slither, nice.
>>728332272
Don't apologize to me, apologize to Ruri.
>>728332401
Okay.
FUCK.
>>728327181
Taiga is NOT a loli
>>728333217
End your life
>>728331876
Why -_-
>>728333217
Ehhh....I'll say you're right. I lean 70/30 in age vs body type with loli
>>728333835
Oh that loli vampire loophole
>>728334141
That's a donut, not a loophole.
>>728334240
That's her worn out cunny, not a pastry
>>728334240
That's my new favorite name for don-err- loopholes
>>728334819
>steals donut
>>728334729
>steals waifu
>>728335996
>steals shekels
>>728336086
get back here with those!
Oy vey
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>>728337156
hail to alla