What's the gayest thing you've ever done /b/? I've

That's hot. How much did you have to pay?

I routinely whack it to a video of a dude fucking a rubber ass while his wife times him cause he only gets 60 seconds.

Like the whole video is a dudes ass.

Thats pretty gay. but here we are.

I posted in this thread. That's pretty gay.

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Sucked off a tranny. They sucked me off. They want me to plow their ass.

Well, it'd be rude not to.

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I didn't
Craigslist and a lot of time

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I jack off with other guys somewhat routinely. I'm gonna try giving head next time

It's fun for a lot of reasons

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literally a recipe for HIV

don't be a dumb fuck

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I've gotten rest stop head from strangers on craigslist...

Anyone have sn@pchat? Jerk with me now.
Sc= thatguy-1o1

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What are some of the reasons?

I put seven - not one, not two, but SEVEN - billiard balls in my anus, when I was fourteen. The pressure was so much that when they literally exploded out, one went through the dry wall.

In the twenty-six years since, I've never done anything even remotely gay.

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look at how fat and fucking ugly this shit ass homo is getting. i cant believe anyone could jack it to this refrigerator-body raging dumpster fire

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Met some fat black guy off craigslist, he roughly facefucked me with his smelly dick. Gave me free weed.

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>>728283422
Circle jerk or u guys give each other a hand?

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Fucked like 4 trannies. Not all at once. I am VERY picky that they have to be SUPER passable. I've had tons of sex with so many women. It was getting boring. The trannies were fun. I topped all of them. That makes me bi for sure. But I had a good time. It's been like a year since my first, I reflect on it sometimes. Honestly.... NO regrets at all. Good thing I live in a big trans city.

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I sense a correlation, smelly weed, smelly dick.

got a boner when taking a shit

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I really enjoy kissing so making out. It's a little bit of a bonding experience, trusting another guy to hold your dick and him to hold yours. Having an orgasm that you didn't give yourself. Touching dicks and getting covered in another guy's cum is fun too

I'm an underwear fiend to I also love to see what other hot stuff guys wear or maybe trade jockstraps for a little while or something

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So you're just straight up gay then.

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I really like to go one on one in the shower

I've done one circle jerk with two other guys and it was okay. I felt a little like a third wheel. Might have been better with more guys

I got my cock sucked my a tranny on my lunch break Kik me at CallmeWookie

Used to fuck this Native American tranny and cum in her ass every time

Stop doing it though cause she kept trying to make out with me

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I like girls too, so bi

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>>728284820
where do you meet these people?

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Is that Vincent D'Onofrio at the front?

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Vancouver

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What city?

>>728282790
Fucked your father.

>>728285143
If found that one on tinder
I notice quiet a few trannies will have profiles under female

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When I was 15 I used to stay at my best friends house a lot. His 13 year old brother is gay but it never bothered me. One night my friend fell asleep early and his brother and I started talking in the living room. Sex came up and we both were still virgins but he said he'd given and gotten blowjobs before. I said he was luck cuz I've only got a couple hand jobs. We talked for awhile and then he said out of nowhere that he'd give me a blowjob if I wanted and that it wasn't gay cuz I just wanted to know what it felt like. I took a minute to decide but I said ok and we snuck into his room. He pulled my shirts down and sucked my still limp dick into his mouth. I'll admit he was good at it he pumped and sucked and licked at just the right times. In no time at all I told him I was gonna cum and he started to lightly tickle and fondle my balls. I came extra hard in his mouth and he swallowed all of it. We agreed not to tell anyone cuz no one would really understand. But I let him suck my dick atleast a dozen more times before I got a gf and told him we had to quit. He seemed sad but he didn't complain or ever use it against me.

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Houston area.

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>>728282790
What? You want a gayness metal for taking a drag queen up your rectum? fucking faggot.

>>728285143
BAckpage.com, Craigs list, /soc/

>>728285686
Medal

>>728285450
interdasting
>tfw no trap gf
I need a cute ass to fuck.

>>728285645
How'd you meet them? I'm moving out there soon.

>>728285994
Any tips when dealing with backpage or craigslist?

I've fapped to a lot of shemale porn over the years. I took 2 grams of shrooms one night end end up fapping to shemale porn. I some how ended up fapping to a sissy trainer video. I think it's kinda fucked me up a bit.

>>728286295
The backpage escort section was taken down. Check the women for men dating section to find dem escorts now.

>>728286295
Depends on if you're wanting a hooker or just trying to get free ass

>>728286190
Backpage.com, CL, head to montrose/westheimer, visit gay bars (FULLLLL fo trans).

>>728286295
Don't ever contact someone with "professional" photos. You'll never get whats in the pic. Make sure on backpage they have a few posts (there's a thing that says "other posts by this user") Do not talk money when you arrive. Leave it on the bed stand or whatever. I have one hot tranny that has a BALLER fucking apartment and I take a shower after there. Some have hood ass apartments. 99% are not cops. If they want to meet at a hotel, it's a NO from me. Apartments are harder to set up a sting, so it's more trustworthy.

CL....good luck, I see a lot of crossover from BP to CL from the legit pros though.

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Jesus. Here we go.

>started browsing /b/
>came here every day
>never left after all the trap faggots appeared
>still browsing /b/
>even post in threads started by certified faggatron OPs

I feel like I'm a lost cause. My only saving grace is that I've never let a man who resembles a woman shove his giant velvet hammer in my shit socket. I might be a fag, but I'll never be a faggot.

tried to put a second 7 inch dildo in my ass

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>>728286295
They started a "T > " section now lol.

Got fucked while dressed up

Got trashed with some friends a few years back.
>Tequila, so I ended up naked.
>Friend and her boyfriend went to sleep, leaving me with other dude i kinda knew super fucking trashed on couch.
>We sucked each other a little, made out some
>I slightly raped his face
>came
>then when I sobered up I left and never talked to any of them again.

Had a bit of a mental breakdown for a while then... but now I look back fondly. Day to day Im pretty fucking straight, gf for 4 years, but given that scenario again, I'd fuck that dude.

>>728286035
Meddle

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free ass of course, but suppose I get to the point of paying for sex, how much do you pay?

I jerk to traps, but only real feminine looking ones

I looked at another guy's butt crack when he was sitting down. I do this a lot. I also look at guys' stomachs when they stretch and their shirts lift slightly.

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dress up like a girl and post my pictures here

i love guys telling my i get their dicks hard

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Found a pic

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If you're paying depends on the type of hooker
Good looking clean ones $200+
Questionable ones 80-150

GOD
HATES
FAGS

>>728282790
I once kissed a guy

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>>728287138
How do you overcome the fear of meeting?
I've set shit up but then I pull out last second because i'm afraid of being robbed, stds, ect

I answered an add on CL for a guy lookin to get off easy. Told him I'd be hot if he tied my hands, and throat fucked me before I go to pick up my gf.

Gayest thing? Had a dude blow me, and made out for a bit after. Would do again.

>>728287139
God is a fag. Just look at the amount of time he's spent on each type of person.

The only body type with any thought put into it is the fit male form. God was jerking his cosmic cock the whole time he was sculpting those muscles.

>>728287422
Bring your own protection
Kinda scout them out a bit
Use if a hooker has robbed someone people will tend to post about it
Also look closely at their pics to make sure they're real
Kind of have to just go with your gut

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$200.....WTF??!?!

Dude, GOOD hookers are like $100-$150 now a days.
Shitty ones are $50-$75

EG;
>Trans Hooker
http://houston.backpage.com/Transgender/100-real-and-transladyboy-im-worth-it-reviews/43834137

(I've fucked that tranny, she was GOOD, and it was $120)

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>>728287772
Fuck I'm horny.
Like what do you get for 100-200?
I live in sd so idk whats its like. http://sandiego.backpage.com/Transgender/new-latina-princess-valeria/25812494

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That's Houston dude
Either you get a good expensive one or you get hood trash

>>728287986
30-60minutes or until you cum depends on the hooker
Idk what you want but either you top or you bottom or if you want both could cost you a little more maybe

>>728288160
Well thanks for the information and perspective, I'll have to play the free ass game for now. I've been looking for a hot traps for ages now.

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Are you from san diego?

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yea... >.>

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Best way instead of cl, go to a club or something
You can see what your really looking at

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neat

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Me too, amateur crossdresser

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Basically VVV
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I usually tell them on the phone "I want the full 60 mintues, so don't book anyone else."
They are WHORES, be firm. But remember, many of them have a pimp in one of the other bedrooms (or some kind of protection) so don't go all Bobby Brown on them. I usually make them suck me off. Strip a little. I jerk them off a bit. Then I fuck them until I cum. I didn't come once because I jerked off earlier and just didn't finish, so I fucked him until he did. Washed my dick, hug bye, go home.

I highly recommend Grindr, theres a trans filter

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You sound right. I'm a lazy bastard though, easy to fap and browse from the internet.

met up with some dude from craiglist, he gave me one of the hottest bj's I've ever had in my life.

>>728288648
Really?!

I thought it was just gays. The problem is, most people know grinder is for gays, and no one knows I fuck trannies. Two friends wouldn't be surprised since the question has come up and I said I would 100% if they were super passable. But that app still has me a bit mehhhh about it.

I dreamt that I fucked a guy and it felt good in the dream.
I ain't gay tho.

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I'm not entirely sure what you're afraid of

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You want to exchange kiks? if you use that?

Met a black guy off Craigslist to suck his cock about a year ago, never had a gay experience prior. Now I routinely visit him to have my brains fucked out or facefucked. I've been considering letting him creampie me raw from now on.
And my girlfriend has no clue.

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God damn OP, I thought I had you beat with 'I had sex with a man' but no. Not only no but fuck no, getting cream pied by a tranny is way gayer than pounding man ass!

>>728288945
Friends, GF, work associates seeing I have a gay app on my phone or that I'm looking to fuck trannies.

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Whats yours?

>>728289290
Dont cheat on your gf you scumfuck

>>728286723
ur a faggot

>>728289296
ddunzo

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Why?
>muhhhhhh religion
KYS. I love her, but she doesn't have a dick. I asked her if she would do a threesome with a tranny. She said no. Why should I not fulfill my desires because of her fee fees?

Fuck myself with a dildo while watching tranny porn

>>728289171
What brought you to this are you bi? Have you been bi you're whole life??? Did u kno about it, that is some degenerate shit right there

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that is pretty hot, desu
would pay to watch and jerk on your face.

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>religion is the only reason people are good to each other

Holy fuck kill yourself. Abandoning religion does not mean abandoning all morality.

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It's his understudy

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Literally a life goal atm

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Prepare to cum fast.

>>728289264
Started watching tranny porn a lot then mostly tranny creampie videos then mostly trannies giving creampies
I wanted one shortly after that

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Its just being a decent human being. Get her permission to

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What morality? Humans aren't programmed to stick with one mate. That is a religious indoctrination. Tribes used to all fuck the women and all take care of the kids. For millenia. Religion is the basis for monogamy. Consider applying a rope to your throat.

Fucking fagboys, nothing is normal about having attraction towards another male

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>from vancouver
>swipe right on all traps on tinder
>tfw never get matched with them

God i would love to fuck a good trap

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Nah. It's my right as a human to be happy. Me doing what I do has ZERO effect on her. I wear condoms. She doesn't know. They are hookers so they never come around looking for trouble. Why would I bring on trouble for things that have nothing to do with her? We're not married. IWe are not religious. We do not have kids. We are not having kids. We are two people sharing a part of our lives, she does not get to control what I do. And if she is fucking someone else, as long as she doesn't tell me, it doesn't effect my life either.

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Society, not religion, is the basis of monogamy. Some society don't have monogamy and some do - ours does so people enter relationships expecting it. You're being a terrible human being to your gf because of your misguided notions. She expects monogamy and you know it, yet you betray her anyway.

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If shes fine with you two being polyamorous, sure go ahead. If not, youre a piece of shit betraying her trust. But no I bet youd have a shit fit if she was fucking other men.

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I don't know if I would call that "free" weed...

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Completely incorrect idiot. RELIGION pushed it onto society. Tard. It didn't exist in society before religion made it a thing. Sorry you are stupid. She doesn't expect shit, because I talk to my GF. How much do you know about her? OHHHHH right, nothing. We are both FIRM anti religion, and anti tradition relationship. She doesn't want other women or men in the house, that's the only rule.
Don't project your weak moral compass onto my relationship. You have one life to live. There are no rules on how you have to live it. Only a cuck does what the religiously oppressed society tells him to do.

>>728290303
Only a cuck lets other men fuck his girlfriend

>>728290165
If she TOLD me, probably be upset. But if she doesn't tell me. She gets to fulfill her desires. It doesn't effect me. What does it matter? Oh yeah, it doesn't. You just have to find excuses to be a fucking faggot.

>>728289772
You have no idea how ready I am. I'm going to try to use my cum as lube too if I can last that long.

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>faggot
Youre the one fucking other men

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You're a literal cuckold. There's no point in arguing with you, you're too far gone.

>>728290374
I don't "let" her idiot. LRN 2 read. I just said if she IS doing it, I'd rather not know. If I find out, we break up and we're both miserable. If she does it and I never find out, how does that bother me in the slightest?

>>728290452
Are you saying we can't both be faggots?

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>he doesn't know what cuckold means

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>>728282790
I flirted with a "teenage girl" until they told me they were a 10 year old boy.
Sucks because he had a nice ass and pair of titties too.

He was an autistic too.

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She stay hard?

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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CUM HANDS FREE ANON????

How does it compare to vanilla sex?

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>>728289844
>adversion to incest
>adversion to cannibalism
>adversion to shit
>adversion to dead bodies
>adversion to blood
Monogamy is not programmed into human morality.
It's just a social construct, not a biological taboo.
but there are things that most humans have programmed into their brains in order to survive and reproduce with healthy offspring.

/B/tards on the otherhand are free from this.
I wouldn't give a shit if my 10/10 sister took a shit in my mouth or if I found a qt14 corpse laying on my couch in prime condition taking a big post-mortem "expulsion" all over the couch while fucking the body.

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Sauce?

>>728289408
>I love my girlfriend, but not enough to value her
Sounds about right. You belong on /b/.

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I'm fucking serious tho
He probably had a hormonal imbalance causing the manboobs and ass and said that he often got bullied because of it.

It was like this but not as big as in the picture.

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The trannys dick rubbing against my prostate along with thought of getting creampied

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When I was a kid, my best friend and I would fool around sometimes when we had sleepovers. This happened from the ages of like 8 - 11. We used to try to watch scrambled porn on TV, and our fooling around was just curiosity and experimentation. There was never any actual sex, just a lot of touching and fondling. He did kiss my penis a few times, and I remember kissing his once on a dare. My penis was a normal size for my age, but his was really small.

When I was young my cousin (10 months older) and I would have his younger brother (by 3 years) suck off us whenever their/my parents weren't around.

That wen't on until I had a pretty serious (lol) girlfriend when I was 17/18.

Basically whenever we were alone we'd look at porn and swap BJ's except sometimes I wouldn't even touch him and just let him suck me off.

Last time I seen him he came over to my house and we drank and did blow all night and I couldn't stop thinking about sucking him off the whole night but were adults now and it seems weird now.

>>728294239
You'll suck him off eventually.