> Be me > Go to strip club outside Atlanta > Sit down

Yeah u didnt pay another $200

>>728282707


Dude. $400 to get blown?

Get real.

>>728282529
>>paid a stripper $200 for a bj, instead of spending $200 on a prostitute for a fuck.

Dunno man, your game plan seemed solid as fuck.

>>728282774

damn OP, you are beta as fuck

$200 to suck on some tits? Get real.

this is how these whores make a living - by fucking marks like you [in every way but literally]

>>728282529
>Did I do something wrong?
You wasted $200, and got herpes.

>>728283000
trips of truth

>>728282935

Meh it's my first time in the whore game.

I thought VIP room was pretty clear that you get blown or get an HJ.

>>728282529
U went to the wrong stripclub.
Here in so cal i paid a stripper 60bucks for vip n get my dick sucked. Just depends

>>728282529
nah. strip clubs are literally money vacuums. happens all the time

>>728283097

>be a stripper
>find mark who looks stupid
>get him into the VIP room
>get his money
>don't let him do shit
>string him along until his wallet's empty or he gets annoying and you have him kicked out
>profit!!!

>>728283097
No the VIP room is just for you to have alone time with her with bouncer chilling outside nothing happens if the club has standards. You got played but could be worst

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>>728282529
Next time go to Mexico.

>>728283097
Nigga, you're dumber than a bag of hammers. THE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!

>>728283365

Okay that's cool, but I thought that was the deal, VIP room = bj/hj.

So get a hooker then?

>>728282529
>Did I do something wrong?

stripper =/= hooker

Strip clubs are shit, anon. For less money, you can hire escorts who are younger, hotter, and not looking to sucker as much money as possible from you for the least possible effort.

Don't be that sucker who goes to strip clubs -- they are outdated scams for the same faggots who fall for "increase your penis size" email spam.

>>728283478
Nope. Now that you got the herp, you're a leper. Don't go spreading std's, ya filthy bastard.

>>728283097
Bachelor party in vegas last month. Friend fell in love with a stripper at spearmint rhino and he disappeared for the whole night. Found him back in our room at like 5am passed out in the bathroom. Receipt for $2.5k on the floor with his signature. All he got was a few trips to vip, blue balls and a few drinks.

Don't feel bad

30 minutes?! That's not even worth 100, even if drinks were included. You got played sukka

you gotta know where to go for one, then you gotta be straight up with the hoe. i got a handjob for $40 and a blowjob for $60 from a fine ass mexican girl

>>728283768

So you're saying just literally negotiate it:

"Hey if we go in VIP for $100 will you suck my dick"

>>728283853
What's the worst that could happen? "No"

Oh well.

>>728283955

makes sense.

As I'm new to whoring, just trying not to get busted.

>>728282529
U dumb fuck der no BOOM BOOM in da champagne room!!! Go to a knock shop

>>728283955
That, and getting his ass beat by a bouncer. Worth a shot.

>>728284056
Well true. You can't ask like THAT, but you can say that if you go back there, you want a much more intimate encounter than you'll get out here.. Something like that. That might be a better success rate.

>>728284191
Only if he keeps asking. Or runs after her when she walks away.

>>728282529
I payed $120 and fuked. I'm also a fit, cute, guy and she asked for my number. Fuked her agian a week later.
So yeah depends on the stripper. This bitch was not into your ugly ass bro.

Strippers can literally pick your pocket then cry rape if you try to get it back, Bouncers are always on their side

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>>728283097
>>728282529

You're an idiot anon. Get a proper whore. If you're good enough to talk strippers into giving you a good deal, you can probably get a real girl.

>>728284276

I'm a pretty good looking guy brotha.

Just tired of the BS and want to get some fuck though.

>>728284251
Something tells me op can't take a hint. He's gonna get beat.

>>728282529
Yeah you didn't take drugs with you. Meth or xanax and a 50 dollar bill will get you a dick sucking at a strip club. Take drugs with you next time loser.

>>728283399
Oh, there's Champagne in the Champagne room. But you don't want Champagne. You want Sex.

Beta alert

>>728284276
Post pic of Ferrari, plox.

>>728282529
Negotiate "extras" before agreeing to a dance.

>>728284387
If you're bi, find the classifieds. If you're straight only, and young-ish, go to late night events. It doesn't have to be a bar or club, just look up events in your area, and chat up cuties. If you're older, 35+, check out singles events. Older woman there, but they're thirsty af.

>>728284387
http://liveescortreviews.com/

Why did you do so little research if you're that concerned about being busted?

This is literally the oldest profession in the world. Not hard dude.

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>>728282529
>>728282774
>go to strip club
first problem
>wanting a blowjob from stripper
second problem
>wondering why you're now 200 short and still didn't get your nut

Gee OP, it's almost like you came here to get ridiculed. Most stripclubs(to my knowledge) have strict policies when it comes to that shit anyways. They have cameras in the VIP rooms as well just because people try to break those rules all the time. Even if you paid her 400 she wouldn't have touched your pee pee.

>>728284495
The champagne is carbonated piss, it's bad.

>>728284755
That's all based on the laws. In reality, it's up to the stripper on whatever she wants, as long as it's outta sight.

>>728284387
Just depends on the stripper. Do you know how fit you have to be to pole dance? That shit is not easy. Strippers are exotic dancers not whores, if they like you, like any other chick, they'll fuck you if your lucky it won't be for a lot.

I know a stripper that ended up going out with a guy that paid for a dance. Shit happens.

>>728282529
The vast majority of strippers are or will be prostitute, but very few of them will conduct such illegal activities within the business that they work at especially while on the job.

Should have asked her how much a dance would cost back at your place.

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>>728284905
>>728284912

Why would you waste your time?

http://liveescortreviews.com/

No conflict of interest.

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>>728282529
That'll learn you, strip clubs are about cash extraction, not customer satisfaction, grow some real balls and hook up with a nice local hooker!

>>728282529
The fuck? 200$ for a half hour? You can see some whores on backpage for an hour at that price

Fap before you go to a stripclub.

>>728284229
Where the fuck is this strip club, and how much do you pay to get lapdances?
This sounds fun.

>>728284595
My body is my Ferrari, spit game, have confidence.
Going to a strip club and fucking a bitch is just an ego trip for me after hitting the club or party. I go there just for the strippers to see a pretty face for once.

>>728285031

well fuck it. lesson learned.

Jesus.

I thought getting a blowjob at a strip club was a normal thing, but I guess not.

>>728282529
ayyyy, we live close to each other, OP

Atlanta whores are the worst. gtfo

>>728285003
Overall it comes to the same price because I don't wanna have them over at my place, and I don't wanna pay for a hotel for a night when it's only for an hour. Hourly rate hotels are sketch af around me. Being in that place means a bit more security.


But you know what, if you can afford that OP, just pay for memberships at a swingers club, or find events around you that you can join if you offer to pay. (single males usually don't get into the private stuff without knowing someone).

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pro tip: wear sweatpants and ask for a lapdance

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>>728284755
I actually know someone that had sex at a stripclub in atlanta so

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>>728285320
Don't get a prostitute if you're this naive, anon.

You're not ready. Lurk on message board @ eroticreview.com

>>728282529

>take counterfit bills
>get to VIP room
>get your nut on in a stripper for "$400"
>cost you $50 from a counterfitter
>GTFO ASAP after you get your nut off
>never show your face in there again

Or just go to those clubs for the food and watch the show without paying a dime.

Or better yet just dont go.

I never understood strip clubs. you are paying money to get blue balled or you are paying out the ass to beat your meat in the VIP room. Or taking out a small home loan to get your dick wet.

If getting your dick wet is the end goal you are better off getting a hooker.

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>>728282529
You spent $200 and didn't nut, I just go with hookers OP. Go to Thailand it's cheaper and way more fun, plus you get to nut in the girls if you want. Just saying.

>>728285518
wow, nice anecdotal experience you have there. thanks for taking the time to share.

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>>728285423
How much do you normally pay for BJ?

Can you pull of full service in a strip club?

>>728285551
And you get to bring back a little somethin' with you. Win-win.

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>>728282529
$200? Why didn't you just get a prostitute? I'm not even joking OP, it kind of seems like a waste of money just to get a lap dance.

>>728285724
I've never gotten an STD in all my years of going to Thailand.

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>>728285752
Fuck, that looks a lot like one I used to bang.

>>728285551

>thailand hookers
>Girls

You may pick one.

at least if you want cheep.

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>>728285724
No one who complains about StDs know how they work (except gays).

What do you all think happened pre modern medicine / condoms? That no one ever fucked?

>>728285695
Not him but not in the U.S. Not unless you're friends with the girl prior or you're able to convince her, but most girls are against it because apparently women in first world countries are oppressed and victims of the patriarchy.

Never had trouble getting cute bitches to suck me off for free. Maybe get in shape, OP. I've never wanted to be the guy who had to resort to hookers or strip clubs for pussy. If you have to turn your sexual relations into monetary transactions, you're doing it wrong. InB4 "isn't that marriage anyway, hur durrr" That's not what I'm talking bout here. Work on being more charming and less autist.

>>728285695
Like it was said earlier in thread, looks help. If you're attractive, you'll get better 'service'. Full service is really really tough, but if you're a regular, and a friend of people there, you probably will get regular hookups. Problem there is that you're dropping TONS of money at that point. Not really worth it unless you're loaded.

I haven't gotten a BJ in the strip clubs around me, they're all sketchy older black girls with track marks (this was on their busy night). I've stopped going for a long time. I hit one up when I'm out of state. Most I've paid for a BJ at one was $150, but that included a bottle of vodka and there was another girl there (only the one gave me a BJ.)

Tips are heavily implied, like a massage parlor.

>>728286021
You're right, you've convinced me to go out and catch em all.

>>728286019
They're not trying to trick you, the only lady boys there are in specific lady boy bars or street walkers. Also they have no issue telling you they're lady boys. Literally the first thing most of them will tell you is "you know I lady boy right?"

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>>728286019
Implying you'd say no.

>>728285843
You live in Washington? She was a prior escort.

>>728286021
This anon knows what's up.

>>728283258
>Just depends
she didnt take off her diaper? ew lol

>>728286235
His family must be so proud.

>>728286019
Let me guess, you watched the Hangover 2 and now you know everything about Thailand and South East Asia.

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>>728286076
Not a bad price. But it still sounds like it's worth going for a proper escort.

Unless you like the challenge of the "chase," but it sounds like you're at a huge disadvantage I've only ever used hookers. Never a single issue, except I was stupid enough to start dating one of them.

>>728285518

>atlanta

okay so he fucked a nigress

>>728283258
If you're in southern California I don't believe you paid $60 for a bj. I know Cali is expensive as fuck and even more so for the girls. I think you might have gotten a bj but you're way exaggerating on the price. It was probably more along the lines of $150

>>728282529
yeah, you went to a strip club. sucker.
you think you gonna get laid, but you got fucked. ha. source: i worked in strip clubs for 7 years as a bouncer/dj.

>>728286609
I agree, it's expensive. I had said it earlier, I just don't want them over my house, or if I'm at a hotel to know where I'm at. It costs (me) the same amount there as it would for her. Although, I guess I could go much further. And yeah, the chase is super fun for me, almost more fun than sex. Almost.

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>>728286274
Yeah it's not her. The one I was thinking of went by Daisy Dips. She went up to DC & NYC on occasion.

Just brought back some memories.

That's some primo pussy you had there anon.

>>728286609

>dating a prostitute

I've always been curious about this, i've had sex with at least 25 different hookers and some of them have been exceedingly fun to be around, even after the sex. How did it end for you anon, I wish to know.

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yeah you fucked up....dont pay shit..you wanted it too much she knew she had you. come to AZ you can practice on these bitches....

>>728283097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU

Anon, you need to understand that strip clubs are basically money pits. You go there to drink, watch women dance, and pick out a girl you THINK will fuck for money(you obviously picked the wrong one). If s girl will fuck got for cash, it likely won't be at the club. Some clubs, however, are known to be glorified brothels. You have to do the research to find them. If you have the money, then by all means go for lap dances and rooms, but if you don't then skip it. It's a waste of money otherwise.

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>>728282529
OP why don't you just fuck S. Korean or Chinese hookers. It's so much better/cheaper/funner than to go to shitty American strip clubs where they blue ball you and take all your money. Literally no point in going to an American strip club.

>Pic not related, I just don't have any Chinese or S. Korean hooker pics.

socal here. you can get mileage in the back room at certain clubs, mainly in Industry.

I felt bad I went to Plan B and got suckered by the "do you want the $20 dance or the one where you can touch me anyplace for $40?"
I got to finger her but yuck why

Everybody gets burned at the strip club sooner or later, OP. Could have been much, MUCH worse.

>>728285518

Which club?

>>728282529
yeah. I have actually fucked two strippers in VIP rooms. Not really sure what I did right but here's greentext

>tripping balls and girl just walked up to me >reached down my pants and grabbed my dick >said if we went to VIP room we would fuck >we did
>She said to come back anytime and we could fuck again
>Come back couple weeks later
>not tripping
>much hotter stripper comes and asks if i want a dance
>tell her I am waiting for previous stripper
>apparently previous stripper is known to fuck
>says same thing about VIP room and fucking
>fuck her
>cum inside
>she does the main stage shortly after VIP creampie
>gives me handful of free entrance and free VIP room tickets
>repeat several times
>sometimes I wouldnt even go in just give her a ride home while she gave me roadhead

The thought of her dancing on the main stage with my cum in her and guys giving her money to go and grind on them still gets me off to this day. This like 3-4 years ago and about 6 months ago I found out the place closed down due to "prostitution". Oh and the stripper was the daughter of the strip club's owner (werid for him but extra hot for me)

also never once wore a condom and got tested after the whole thing and I'm still clean.


tl;dr drink a bunch of cough syrup and maybe fuck a couple strippers

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>>728282529
tfw OP doesn't just go for the superior Asian prostitutes.

Feels bad man

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>>728286881
It was beyond weird. Throw all your previous knowledge of relationships out the window.

Basically, I felt like some military wife. She'd give intimacy sporadically and intensely, and then she'd barely respond to texts / phone attempts for weeks.

I found it was better to completely ignore her for a month, then text her.

This went on for about a year, till it really wasn't worth the frustration. Also, she and ALL were sexually abused as kids. Yep. Not one exception.

ALSO, you start hearing about all the shit they've done for money, and you lose faith in humanity. Rule 34 is not just porn.

Thanks for interest anon.

Pic is a random girl.

>>728287369
Cute gook.

>>728282529
You know what strip clubs are right?
Else they would be called brothels if everyone was able to just pay for some bj .

>>728285547
Same here anon. I did have a friend who went to strip clubs all the time. There were 2 times were he actually took the girls home, fucked them and they even stayed with him. I came over once and there was a naked girl cleaning the house. He was not rich at all, he worked at a fast food job.

The point- this guy could go to strip clubs with a very small amount of money or resources and have hot bitches staying with him and letting him drive their cars.

How does that work?

>>728285752

Honestly,

I've just had girlfriends and hookups. Never paid for sex before.

I want to get into it though. I figured VIP in a strip club would be a good way to break the ice...

Yeah I guess I got worked a little, but I just assumed once in VIP she would put her hands down my pants.

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>>728287538
They usually are.

>>728287425
Why would someone do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>>728287536
Damn feels bad man, do you ever talk to her anymore or do you just avoid her now?

So, there are gentleman's clubs, strip clubs, and Jack shacks. A strip club is the worst place yo try and get a little extra. The girls are there to drain money and get a workout. You know your in a strip club if the girls aren't on the floor or at the bar in between songs.

A gentleman's club differs from a strip club in that the girls actively work the floor. Things like "buy me a drink" are common. It's possible but not easy to get blown or more during a private dance. It's a fun game to see what you can get and for how little. Getting nothing is normal, but if you make a friend and are having fun it's totally possible to get bonus pussy.

Jack shacks are the lingerie modeling businesses. All my info comes second hand (rimshot), but you basically pay for an hour and get a handy.

The club totally matters. Some places are super strict and high end so the girls won't do anything to lose the job. I prefer places with no cameras in the booths and the girls only work there for a few months.

>>728287198
Kids today didn't have that song to educate them that strippers are full of shit.

>>728286066

I'm in shape bro.

But admittadely somewhat autistic. Dating feels like to work to me. Like I'm putting on a little performance for some bitch, and hoping she'll like the show enough to want to suck my dick later.

Depends on where and what kinda club it is I guess, but generally I think you're setting yourself up for disappointment if you go to a stripclub lookin for sex. I went to a couple nice ones in Dallas regular for years and there was plenty touching/grinding but no hj/bj. Then I went to a nice one in Boston and the girl was literally like 10 feet away for a "lapdance" lol. I've heard from girls that more goes down at trashier clubs but /shrug idk

>>728287580
He chose his bonus stats to be in charisma.

>>728287580

>cant wait till my uncle kicks the bucket
>he said he is leaving me $2,000,000 in his will!
>then you and i can get married crystale (like the campagin) and be set for life.

>>728287672
to make themselves feel better

or maybe to brag about the only time they were ever alpha/lucky

>>728287425

>rawdog a prostitute

If this is for real, mate you got balls of steel

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>>728287582
Dude Americans for the most part suck at sex and prostitution. It would just be better for you to try Mexico if you're in Texas or Cali. Or just go to SEA if you're on the East coast. People will tell you it's expensive to fly there but it's not if you go during the low season and the girls are way more fun and usually higher end bar girls are $50 a pop and they put forth way more energy and effort into the sex than Americans. Just go to Mexico or SEA.

I actually had a date with an active XXX performer last week. Cost me $100 plus dinner. Met her on what's your price dot com and no fuck you I'm not a shill.
I didn't bang her or anything, just wanted to hang out (not that I would've said no). I'm sure I could have if I wanted to pay more. I had a diff barely-legal porn star offer $200/30 mins but ehhh wasn't feeling it.

Another anon is correct, you frequently bang these sluts bareback cuz they can't have condoms lying around in the VIP, no kidding. bring your own if you want to use one.

>>728287536

True that.

All sex working women are nomadic gypsies. Intensely great one minute and nonexistant the next.

And 90% were abused as kids.

SAD! *donald trump twitter tone of voice*

>>728288010

What's more amazing is that his balls haven't fallen off yet

>>728287759
You're not wrong, it's all a performance, a song and dance. Think of it as you being an actor, then.

>>728288010
a little of that but mostly just me being really dumb. I asked if they were clean, they said yes and I was dumb enough to trust them but they werent lying. Honestly I would rather just fap than fuck with a condom even if it means eventually getting dick rotting disease

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>>728287711
No, feeling like a bitch in the relationship really makes you hate them. Good sex and the novelty makes you tolerate it for a while.

But there's a visceral hatred there. If you consider that they undergo that forming/breaking of connection every single day, you realize how broken they are as women.

Like I mentioned, her and all of her friends were sexually abused.

Would highly recommend not doing it. You can't believe the front they put on for customers. That's a split personality for them.

>>728288010
As a general rule of thumb it's best to not believe most of what you read on the internet even more so on image forums.

>>728287867

kekd

>>728288011

I am man.

I am so tired of sexually repressed American culture. It's like I'm in 1600 England or some shit.

>>728288196
Fair enough, It was an entertaining thought while it lasted. I don't think I would ever go thought with it anyway since I can't stand women after I have sex with them. I kind of get bored with them since I can never really relate to one.

>>728288189

> would rather masturbate than have sex with a condom on

Are you me?

100% agree man. Condom sex is not even sex at all.

While we're on the subject, what websites are good for escorts nowadays? I used to use eros.com & cross check @ eroticreview .

Been out of the game for a while.

>>728287425
Do you understand that you may have exhausted all the luck in your life with that one whole escapade?

>>728283258
Annabelle?

I think you have to pay for it, but rubmaps is good if you wanna hit up a massage parlor.

Dude... I went to a strip club, paid $25 for a lap dance, and walked out with her number lmao. You fucked up

>>728288466
>Can't relate to them

Escorts or "real" girls? Why is that hard for you?

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>>728288402
Holy shit someone actually agreed with me, that's a first. I've always hated trying to get laid in the U.S. because sex is looked so negatively upon for some reason. Literally every time i've been to East Asia or South East Asia i've never had a problem getting laid, prostitute or not. It's crazy to me.

>>728288800

Yeah it's one thing about my country that really bothers me. We are so sexually afraid here.

It's sad.

>>728288758
Relationships in general, literally all I care about is the sex. Afterwards I have no interest in the girl, I can never seem to find common ground with them since most of the time I'm just doing college work or working on some project of mine. I'm crafty as fuck so I make things in my spare time.

>>728282529
You neex to ask what's on the menu first, before getting into the VIP. plus for some girls you need to be somewhat a regular. Most girls will just rob you though, promising to be naughty but that's it.

>>728288497
being able to grab boobs and ass during sex is the only plus to condom sex. No sensation at all it's like fucking a balloon.

>>728288572
yeah pretty sure I did life has been shit since then and the second stripper was the last girl I fucked so like 4 years now and no sex. I like to think my bitch ex dumping me gave me good karma which I used all up years ago.


I like to brag about it but really I just want to give other anons hope. But really this pretty much never happens and in fact i went to the same place with my friend a year earlier and he was told he'd get fucked in the VIP room like OP and basically had the same disappointment. Just right place right time. I think tripping helped too because I wasn't just pretending not to pay attention to the girls I was literally in a completely different state which is impossible to fake but apparently works great

>>728288907
So when do you plan on going to SEA anon? Also have fun when you get there, I know some places you should go if you're going to Thailand.

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>>728288800
Dude... you realize they look at you the same way US girls look at surgeons? You've elevated your social rank into the stratosphere just by being American.

I doubt it's cultural. The native men in those countries probably despise you.

>>728289061

I will eventually. It's just so expensive from USA. That trip would be like $2k

>>728288959
I bet Trump treats his girls about the same. Except put an hour or two into them specifically every once in a while.

Girls love dudes that are "unavailable" and industrious. I think you'll be fine with some minor tweaks.

>>728289083
Not in places like S. Korea, I know for a fact that they're doing just fine as a country and don't see me as a surgeon. South East Asia yeah but not East Asia, East Asia just doesn't have the insane belief that sex is immoral there.

>>728289220
Are you on the East coast? My flight is only $715 trump bucks and I'm going here in 4 months.

>>728288800

are you white flaunting around u.s. bills?

>>728286533
They probably are ($$$$$$). They were able to buy a toilet with the money he earned by spreading his ass for strangers.

>>728282529
Go to a happy end salon, they're everywhere near ATL

>>728289532

Atlanta

>>728289250
Thanks for the support anon but I think I'll just stick to my college work and just banging hookers on the side when I save up enough.

>>728282529

yeah you went to a shitty club

i got a 10/10 girl in her early 20s giving me a full nude lapdance for 1/10th of that. now i had assumed sucking tits wasn't allowed for basic lapdances, but she kept sticking her nips by my mouth so i took action, and apparently it was cool.

another club, a girl was grabbing my cock through my pants just to get my attention.

of course those were good big city strip clubs. so things never really go past things like that.

small town strip clubs, all you gotta do is make it known you have what the girls want, and you take them home when they get off and fuck them however you want. in the ass, no condom, never had any objections. also if you're naive what they want is oxy/h or meth.

>>728289452
Japan has a notoriously low birth rate. Is Japan an exception, or are they all fucking around without making families?

>>728289541

that's really fucking gross but ironic

>>728289539
i'm sorry what?

As a canada fag in toronto area, don't know where to look to find some hookers. Anyone got advice on that?

>>728289612
Damn, well again if you try during low season you could get a better price. Otherwise I would say go Mexico. Have fun anon and safe travels/hookups.

>>728289710

you retard no wonder you can't get laid in the first world. idiot

>>728289083

Asia is far away and expensive to get to. So when they see an american, they know right off the bat he's more likely than not to have significant disposable income. you can get that same effect in the US, it's just signalled different ways.

>>728287759
If you're a bit awkward a stripclub can be a learning experience. IRL guys hunt girls, trying to attract them and competing with a ton of other dudes with the same goal. In a stripclub the tables are turned- the girls are the ones doing that. Watch how they operate and learn

>>728289699
Less likely there for actual relationships or randoms bangs but hookers are a plenty in Tokyo and Yokosuka. Also as a side note they have an alcohol at some whore houses in Yokosuka that has a venomous snake in it if you're down for adventure. That shit's awesome.

>>728289903
English your first language?

>>728282529
you played a game you suck at, that's what you did wrong.

and if you couldn't guess already you lost.

>>728290134

of course it fucking is this is an english board.

>>728290312
I don't know man your grammar and sentence structure seems a tad weird. Also why would I have U.S. dollars in South East Asia?

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>>728286066

Men don't pay for hookers to fuck us.
We pay them to go away and leave us alone after.

>>728290435

Like I give a fuck. you omega male piece of shit. I hater faggots like you and your 4 inch smegma smeared fucking chode that can't handle real assertive or intelligent american women so you have to go trolling for fucking 3rd world asian concubines. To them anything is impressive and they can't even understand half the shit coming out of your putrid deformed faggot face or else they too wouldn't even fuck your pathetic ass. fucking kys

>>728290930
Yeah that's what I thought.

>>728291019

Ugly ass faggot. I bet you look like techrax that's why u need that sideways ricepaddy asian pussy

>>728286718
King Henry VIII is pretty cheap.

Mostly black girls, though.

>>728290041
DO NOT GO TO WHORE HOUSES IN YOKOSUKA UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK A 50 YEAR OLD FILIPINA. That being said its easy as fuck to find them there. Go to Tokyo to get laid in JP. Roppongi, Shibuya, Shinjuku, and Gotanda.

how does one go about hiring a hooker without finding a aids infested bitch on the street?

>>728292065

take 1 cup of bleach and slowly add in 1 cup of ammonia in a small room.

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>>728282934

This.

Jack shacks are cheaper than strip clubs. Go in there with a game plan and study up, or you'll be separated from your cash in a flash.

>>728292538

did you know that if everyone only fucked people the exact same age as themselves aids would be almost extinct?

>>728283258
I'd like to know where you can get that in so cal. It's $60 just for a 3 air dance package in plain site, on "sale"

>>728283097
A bj at a strip club is low probability. Much better succes % at a massage parlor

>>728283727
Kek, so typical. Anon is right on point. I went to spearmint rhino in LA, skripper offers me a lap dance, I say not right now. She comes back offers to do it with no panties under her skirt, I take a good look, maybe 19 or 20 but worked over, say no again. She asks the dude sitting nearby and he says Yes, watch her nasty pussy leave marks on his khakis, and he now smells like cheap perfume. Get up and leave, haven't been back

>>728283853
Never gonna fly, if you want a bj in VIP you have to tip the dancer enough to tip the bouncer to stay away. And it helps to be a known regular. Oh have to drop shit loads $$$ to get VIP treatment

>>728283727
>spearmint rhino
>socal confirmed

>>728284276
Liar, strippers don't want your number. Half are lesbians and the other half only want drugs or alcohol. You'd be more believable if you said you rode with a biker gang

>>728285277
So you go to clubs and parties with only ugly girls, leave unsatisfied, then go to a strip club where a lot of the girls hate men, but manage to get them to fuck you for free and even ask for your number. Sure I believe you...

>>728282529
Which one? THe pink pony? magic city? dont say it was Oasis my god

Went to a couple strip club in Mexico over spring break.

$15-20 is the norm. Lap dance was pretty good, she masturbated and let me suck her tits. $120 for a smash but I didn't have the cash on me.

Shit was pretty cash, overall a pretty good experience

Is the no touching rule the norm in the US? Never been to one there

>>728285518
Was it your mom?

>>728296445
yea in plainview etc. depends on the strip club and stripper but legally yea no touching

>>728288011

What is SEA? That's an acronym, right?

>>728283258
>cheap hookers
Fastest way to get gonorrhea

>>728296548
South East Asia. Sex tourism capital of the world

>>728282529
yes. you got played.

look. you actually don't even need a private room to suck tits. you can suck a girl's tits out on the floor, as long as she waves off security. you can even do more than that - pat, touch, grab anything you want - even make out. As long as genitals aren't exposed and you've played your cards right with a stripper that you've targeted for seduction.

>>728287074
Which bitches is that?

>>728282529
If you don't know, now you know, niggaaa

>>728283335
>Be me
>ask for lap dance
> get taken to back room
> get the one lap dance
> she keeps going
> she ends up riding my finger
> goes to suck me off
> I stop her(no condon)
> she gets pissed and asks for money
> all I've got is a 20
> everybody is yelling
> told them I asked for one LD everything else was her choice.
> get tossed out
> shave and go back a week later

>>728285805
But how many children have you infected?

>>728282529
You're a moron if you think you're gonna walk into a titty bar and get sex. For one it is against the law(that's prostitution). For two those women don't want to have sex with you. They want your money.

>>728283636
Strip clubs are only good if you know you're not getting laid and have an ounce of brain power not to throw all your money away. Its essentially a bar with female nudity. Keep in mind that you're not getting anything more than that and you're good.

>>728284056
Whoring is the act of selling your body. You're soliciting.

>>728282529
Was it Tattletale?

>>728282774
Welcome to reality. That is the average price and common practice of VIP bullshit. It's not worth it unless you're rich as fuck and shitting money

It 99% depends on you. Yeah they're doing it for the money but if you're someone they'd consider blowing anyway then it gets much easier. Therefore the same shit applies as with any other chick: don't be ugly, be well groomed, talk her up, make her laugh, be confident

>>728283380

went to Mexico

met 22 year old stripper
payed $15

suck on titties
fingered her

OP dun goofed

>>728295106

dude you're such a hater
your post just reeks of envy

>>728290519
Here's some

>Are you drinking? Miller High Life? taking shots? Going drink to drink?
>Are you wearing nice clothes/look like a business man/frat bro? Are you in sweatpants and a Led Zepplin t-shirt/Dressed like a trucker?
>Are you tipping?
>Are you throwing money? Even ones? You don't have to be throwing higher dollar amounts to get them to notice you 'at first'.

Shit like that

>>728297310
lmao

>>728282529
if you have 200 dollars to blow, spend it on a personal trainer for 4 times a week. It will get you laid and ripped

OP, please describe your half hour. Were you sucking on those titties for literally a whole half hour? But nothing else... That's weird.

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