Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
goodnight
カラミチーマス
>>728276620
good night miss Rem <3 where is everyone?
Still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIIX0oCDAs0
>>728276684
Hi love anon. Its just quiet today.
>>728277200
Cool I thought I was the only Mormon on /waifu/
>>728276882
hello hello smug!
>>728277200
hello hello Konata <3
>>728277306
hello hello!
>>728277326
I can tell ;~; there was no thread when I first showed up
how is everyone tonight?
>>728277497
Yeah. Last one 404. Just quiet today but that is ok.
>>728277333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KxC6Ve6GyA
>>728277497
LOVE
>Mfw I keep being reminded of how entitled kids are these days
>>728277771
Hey it's that 2009 AMV song
>>728277771
almost
>>728277940
haven't talked to a kid since I was a kid
why do you hate kids?
>>728278025
it's the le troll face :o
do you wanna do something?
>>728278107
twice I almost got, but I got in may last year at least
>>728277731
okay okay <3 is everyone doing okay?
>>728277771
hello <3 how are you?
>>728277940
Entitled nothing, kid :^)
>mwee
>>728278230
good thing that didn't bug you
>>728278230
Sure
>>728278554
good thing I blocked you
>>728278426
I just woke up, I'm fine just hungry
hopefully I will get food tomorrow
>>728278601
yay
>>728278230
I don't hate kids, I just hate how some of them act.
>Asking them why they're about to drink coffee at 8:30 at night
>"I'm tired and need to finish the dishes"
>There's like, half a sink at most
>I ask them what the fuck they're tired from
>"School"
>I say there's no reason to be tired from that
>"You'd be surprised"
>Mfw they're school has PE like, once a week
>I had it every day
>They can get out early if they have nothing else to do in their classes
>Mfw I had to sit through it, even if there was nothing to do at all
>They get a ride every single day
>I had to walk home 95% of the time
>This school is super fluff, and doesn't want to hurt anyones feefees
>My school would tell you to harden the fuck up and stop your bitching
I AM FUCKING BAFFLED HOW I DEALT WITH THAT SCHOOL, DID FUCKING YARD WORK, AND STILL MANAGED TO BE FINE! YET THIS CUNT SAYS I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THEIR SCHOOL IS! YA! FUCKING! RIGHT!
And that's my rant for the day.
>>728278500
Hi RoREEEEE.
>>728278426
They are fine I think?
>>728278762
Stolen
>>728279690
Hey yuuki!
>>728278762
how was sleep <3
>>728278848
cute <3
>>728278851
okay! good!
>>728279690
hello hello miss Yuuki <3
>>728279816
What's up?
>>728279990
Hey there! How's it going?
>>728279990
How are you?
>>728280150
I never knew yuuki was such a skilled fighter until I just watched her battle asuna
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>728280150
I'm doing okay! I didn't sleep well last night but I hope I will tonight!
how are you?
>>728280339
I'm good too <3 just tired now
>>728280434
Maybe go to sleep soon?
>>728280346
Yup, she's a great fighter, better than Kirito by a good margin
>>728280434
Ah, sorry to hear that. I didn't get much sleep myself, so I'm kind of tired. I get to see Your Name tomorrow in theaters!
>>728280554
Yuuki vs Rory who wins?
>>728280650
Isn't Rory like a demigod or something?
>>728280365
Definitely 0-1
>>728280536
that's a good plan! I might in a bit but I miss all you guys <3
>>728280554
I haven't heard of that movie, but let me know how it is!
>>728280365
2-3 pls
>steals klonata when no one is looking
>>728281034
It's an anime movie that has become an international phenomenon
>>728281034
Its okay. People will be here when you wake up
>>728280802
Idk I just see her with a huge axe all the time so I figured she was a fighter too lol
>>728281122
that sounds so cool! I need to look it up I can't believe I'm missing out on it ;~;
>>728281187
people are always here but night people like you are some of my favorites!
>>728281428
I haven't seen GATE, but I think she's a demigod, so I don't Yuuki can win that
>>728281522
I'm so excited! I've been waiting for months to see this
>>728281522
Im here most of the time.
>>728278848
Yeah, sounds like entitled shitbags. People think my normal days are tiring. Then I tell them my brothers week.
>>728281671
Rory is functionally immortal and the halberd (greataxe) weighs as much as a small car. Yuuki would probably outspeed her if magic werent allowed. But Rory can tank bullets from SMGs no problem.
>>728281926
Valentine right?
>>728282020
yes
>>728281671
have a great time and please let us all know how it is <3
>>728281719
and that's one of the reasons I'm happy most of the time!
>>728281926
c u t e
>>728281928
ah! Rory Rory, I had a question earlier and I forgot! should I use a peeler on potatoes or is using a knife just fine?
>>728281671
Yuuki vs Tomoko, no weapons
>>728282194
They are cute but I was pretty bad at that game.
>>728282332
Uh huh.
>>728282366
Really?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>728282332
Depends on how much you want to waste. Makes no diffefence besides wastage.
>>728282526
>>728281928
Yeah, I think if her immortality weren't allowed Yuuki could hold her own for a little while.
>>728282332
Will do! Up to anything at the moment?
>>728282366
Well, if it's IRL then Tomoko wins.
>>728282489
they are but I like painwheel more
she is cute! cute!!
>>728282489
>>728282655
Lol okay I admit that one was silly c=
Rias Gremory for sure
>>728281928
Like, I thought **I** was entitled, but apparently nowhere NEAR that level...
>>728282811
The sounds she makes spook me.
>>728282837
Just a wee bit.
>>728282837
Only slighty
>>728282972
Hi Rei.
>>728282978
also cute
but I suck in that game too
>>728282619
Pink panties on cute cat girl
>>728283027
Hello there.
>>728283164
>>728283139
Yeah but lots of upskirts so you always feel like a winner.
>>728283189
Hi Rei.
>>728283241
so true
>>728283241
Hello there, again.
>>728282489
it's true <3
>>728282526
hello hello miss Juvia!
>>728282561
okay! I'll keep that in mind! I'll think of a peeler someday <3
>>728282655
just hanging out and keeping you all company, and talking to a few people on the side <3
>>728282655
Well if her immortality werent allowed Rory wouldnt be able to lift the halberd and basically be a 12 year old.
>>728282970
Oh boy. Trust me, its a generational thing.
>>728283739
Peelers arent expensive, unless you go for a Victorinox standard peeler.
>>728283367
Yeah. Lots of sexy stuff in that game.
>>728283471
Sorry. Im feeling tired. I had trouble sleeping last night.
>>728283739
Uh ok.
>>728283739
Gotcha, I'm just hanging out too, trying to decide if I want to play a game or something
>>728283892
True. I think if she were still able to fight with the halberd it would be even
>>728284061
That's okay, I didn't exactly have the easiest time sleeping yesterday too, in fact, I pretty much didn't.
Why is it that you did?
>>728284061
cute too
>>728284361
I had a nightmare. Woke up couldnt fall back asleep so I just stayed up. You?
>>728284346
She could fight with a halberd properly sized and weighted for her. Just not her halberd.
>>728283208
I like.
Keep going
>>728283739
Hello love anon
>>728284346
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728284470
Lots of cute. Do you play other games?
>>728284546
no unless you post too
>>728284497
I'm imagining this could be a really close duel. Unfortunately I haven't seen GATE so I can't really give a fair opinion
>>728284594
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728284488
Just couldn't get comfortable.
>>728284626
no I'm a waste
>tfw I love sono but she will never go for someone like me
>>728284703
WUZ GUD NIGGA
>>728284801
shit taste
go for someone who won't hide basic shit like a dam place to privately talk
nigger
>>728284750
Ah. I stay up until I feel tired normally. Maybe tonight will be better for you?
>>728284762
A waste?
>>728284899
enough
>>728284845
PLAYING SOME ROCKET LEAGUE AS USUAL
>>728284947
Youre not making much sense. Well to me at least.
>>728285023
Nothing new there
>>728285071
forget about that
and no I do not play games like I used to
>>728284801
Right now you're just text on a screen for him, so I doubt he would have opted for you either way, but in that way you're not much different than anyone else here.
>>728284899
Possibly, it's a bit of a bother, lately I haven't been able to rest well, no work though, so maybe it's a good thing this is happening right now, and not at a point in time it could be a detriment..
>>728285135
I'm guessing you're doing Destiny
>>728285287
Squigly is a cute. Ah. Too busy or something?
>>728285380
Yeah thats at least a good thing. Maybe try rest help stuff? Im not good at suggesting things.
>>728285045
nigger
>>728285380
>him
Wait so she's a guy?
I'll see all you lovely people in the morning.
>>728285599
I'm not a nigger.
>>728285396
Just the same ol pvp.. clan did raid without me and all of them are off
>>728285561
most of them are specially painwheel and not at all just bored or tired or not enough interest and if I do a lose it the next day
>>728284667
No lewds are impure you pervert!
>>728285747
NIGGER
>>728285886
no lewds
ok
>>728285754
What jerks!
This thread gotta be a joke.
I refuse to believe people would waifu these shit-tier characters.
>>728285791
Well some of the art for her is cute too. Ah that sucks. What do you do for fun now?
>>728285693
More likely than the alternative. I haven't seen him suggesting otherwise, and then there was this post.
>>728285561
No worries, I'm even worse at following suggestions. I'll probably just wait for it to go away with time.
>>728286159
>>728286299
lewd too
drinking alone
>>728286304
Kek what a fag he told me he was a girl before
>>728286304
Get a cuddle buddy?
>>728286399
Yes lots of lewds. I like the thighs. I dont really drink too much but I do find it to be sad when alone.
>>728286550
that is the best part
don't drink too much you are underage
and alone is the best part of drinking you don't have to explain shit to anyone
>>728286304
>wait for it to go away with time.
I'll never learn
that haruhi poster and this tomoko poster are such qts
>>728286739
Sweat is cute. You lurk? Yeah I know. I think I stop myself right about when I start saying stupid things.
>>728286903
I would prefer a different title.
>>728286978
sexy lustful qt
>>728286003
I mean you can keepposting them. I won't stop you
>>728287069
One that has very different adjectives
>>728286978
sweat? I guess but its salty I don't I want more and get found out doing stupid shit I don't even remember the next day
>>728286462
A bit of a source of conflicting information that one, he doesn't seem like the person to be 100% truthful all the time, though it seems he does it more for his own entertainment, rather than a malicious attitude. Well, in any case, you should at the very least be weary.
I have no interest undermining him anyway.
>>728286550
I have my dog, that counts. She's been a bit moody though.
>>728286903
That's for them, not me.
>>728287154
qt cute qt
>>728287251
>That's for them, not me.
they always move on to someone better
>>728287237
In the pic it looked like she had sweat coming off her unless it was something else. Nah. I dont want to get into any trouble.
>>728287251
Maybe. Is she cuddly?
>>728287317
Cant I just be ugly ass dude number 600?
Good morning!
>>728287451
Well, what do you want me to do?
>>728287453
She is.
>>728287453
I it sweat I think and good you don't need to get into trouble it would be a shame not seeing you around
also that calling you a qt cute is me
>>728287629
it is *
>>728287576
nothing I'm just self inserting to what you said since it has happened to me a lot of times
>>728287251
Well thanks for the heads up. It is sort of funny. It's very strange, I was convinced he was a girl because of the way he spoke and the way his images matched what he was saying... very effeminate. In fact, it's weird referring to him as he. I think I'm going to be sick.
>>728287576
Then yeah she should do well.
>>728287629
Yeah its cute. I dont think I would get into that much trouble. Ah. Well youre wrong. Thats an interesting cover for her uh spot.
>>728287865
nothing wrong with boipucci
>>728287924
I guess if you're in to that sort of thing
>>728287886
it is at times and good try not to get into any if you can
I'm not wrong knock it off I dislike it when you see yourself that way , I'd steal you in a heartbeat
is it indeed but I don't like shots unless it is alcohol
>>728288065
>2017
>not into boipucci
man
imagine being a democratic, falcons fan who wanteed britain to remain in the EU
>>728285396
>>728288227
Kek that's pretty gross desu
>>728288150
I think I avoid it pretty well. See myself in what way? Thats not at all a bit creepy. I dont like them either but nurses are hot.
>>728288227
I could use some good boipucci right now...
>>728288458
Just as gross as falling for sono
>>728288559
hell yes
>>728288618
you want gib?
>>728288478
avoid and hide are different
tell the ones you love you drank so they'll at least give you some advice and be on the safer side
see yourself as an ugly ass dude, I dislike that you see it that way . a lot really I'd spank you for that.
how it is creepy ?
and they are but shots are scary as fuck
>>728288559
wtf you have a wife
>>728288565
Not if you thought he was a girl!
>>728288799
I also have a trap GF. what's your point?
>>728288939
You... I used to respect you...
>>728288979
really why?
>>728288776
They do about the same thing. Naw. Its fine if they dont know. Its not important how I see it. Its how it actually is. Ouch. Sounds like you would kidnap me. They are. I do not like them at all.
>>728288732
fuck no I only take
>>728288939
>trap gf
HHHNNG you lucky piece of shit!!!
>>728289172
same thing?
I know they don't but telling them is better than hiding shit
it is for me and bother me when you talk bad about yourself
I would not kidnap you unless you asked
same glad I haven't had one since 9th grade
>>728289074
Hello love
>
>>728289549
>>728289506
Im not going to do anything stupid I dont overdrink. I cant afford it. It shouldnt. Im just some guy. I get a flu shot every year at least.
>>728289706
good that you don't stupid shit I did once or twice
and good that you can't afford it and even if you did try to at least pace yourself a bit to avoid the worst.
you are a nice guy knock it off NOW.
I don't I get ready for flu season with lots of juice and pills if things seem off
Hello everyone.
>>728289998
Sweetheart!~
>>728289659
Hey I'm actually watching show by rock right now
>>728289998
Hello miss purple panties and cute butt
>
>>728290079
just post a lewd already
>>728289998
Good evening, love~
>>728289303
Not as lucky atm its long distance but should be resolved this summer.
>>728289549
Hey baybay
>>728289998
Hugs
>post lewds
we both like jazz, its meant to bee :3 <3
>>728289923
Yeah. Dont think that I will hit really bad. That helps only a little. You probably should just get a flu shot.
>>728289998
Hi hanako
>>728290276
long distance is still better than no distance
>>728290074
Back off
>teleports behind you
Nothing personnel, kid.
>>728290074
Darling!~ How are you?
>>728290079
Hello miss big breasts and perfect butt. how are you?
>>728290238
Good morning, love~ How are you?
>>728290276
- Hugs
> Well maybe in a minute~
>>728290355
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>728290521
Just watched the season 3 premier of Rick and Morty.
>>728290454
Ryujin no ken wo kurae!
>>728290521
Semi salty, clan did raid without me so Im stuck with nobody
>>728290355
good stay cool like those school ads say and hell no I don't need a shot even if I was dying
>>728290441
Tfw your also long distance or id have you in my dungeon too...
>>728290521
Tik tok
>>728290584
Im sorry, i dont speak nintendo
>>728290601
fuck no I only give not take
>>728289998
Well I was going to head off but saw you were here
>>728290589
Uh yeah. Youre being a baby. Its not like they want to draw blood or something.
>>728290651
kek
>>728290224
No you pervert
>>728290276
How have you been love?
>>728290331
Can't argue with that
Hope you're happy together
>>728290521
Pervert~
I am good. How about you?
>>728290702
shame
>>728290521
Tired, sleepy, no energy, tea didn't help and I have a shitload of work today, and a few friends want to go out tonight. I think I'm gonna inject Red Bull straight into my veins soon. And how are you sweetie, how was your day~?
>>728290661
Are you not submissive russian cutie mado?
>>728290702
Today was good. Still playing the waiting game
>that dress accentuates your "features" quite nicely
>>728290691
good qt, an not being one I hate those things
and had blood drawn out already I don't like needles at all
>>728290855
No
she can be cute but hates my kind
>>728290884
Dont call me qt. Very much being a baby. Just a normal shot is only a stick and I get sore muscles for the day but its not too bad.
>>728290939
Welp then never mind about the dungeon
>>728291009
>qt
>>728291009
CUTIE!! what now huh?? and No thanks I'll take some OJ and pills for a shit flu
>>728291078
Rapist. :)
>>728291078
good, fuck your dungeon
Good night all
>>728291152
That doesnt work know that i know what you really think
>>728291190
Thats what it's for
>>728291138
Nothing. Ok but if you get sick you cant complain.
>>728291192
Night and what?
>>728291233
10/10
that is why I think you are cool at times
>>728290770
Thicc
>>728290855
>dubs
As long as everything is well
>w-whats that s-supposed to m-mean?
>
>>728291262
see nothing because you are a dam qt and it will stay that way for a while for me to enjoy at least.
if I do get sick I'll just heal like a dog does. no shots.
>>728291422
What the fuck is that thing