Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
>>728258946
No, Im on a drug that turns off most of my immune system so more drugs can work.
>>728258953
Did you sip and savour or did you just neck it?>>728259144
The other one is lewd.
>>728259144
Yes I was play
>Gangplank is a pirate who uses powder kegs for his DPS hence "barrel" "more powder"
>>728259144
It's a shame I can't be here all day to make good use of all this love
カラミチーマス
>>728259016 (Mado)
You certainly caught my attention. Mind telling us? Or you'd rather not talk about it here?
>>728259068 (Misaki)
Asian.
>>728259144 (Love anon)
Yeah I probably have liver cancer.
>>728259433 (Rory)
Felt like 84 F
>>728259606
Howdy
>Misaki Claimed
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>728259487
Yeah! Give us the story. It's bound to be entertaining to some degree.
>>728259606
Telling you what?
>>728259449
what other one?
>>728259531
ah! okay, I think I understand then
>>728259562
I'll just have to give you extra just in case I don't see you later!
>>728259606
;~; please don't! I'll have to come find you and give you part of mine!
>>728259487
So when you were raped, did you come?
>>728259606
I didnt ask about the sake. And thats too cold.
This is the only real option
>>728259449
Sounds counterproductive
>>728259883
>84° F
>29° C
Too cold? Don't be silly. You have no way of judging whether is was too cold or too warm simply based on the fact that it was nigorizake
>>728259878
The other Rory Daki pic I have.
>>728259838
It's not that interesting.
lol
>>728259882
yeah
>>728260150
I bet it is. Trust me.
Anything that piques my curiosity deserves my interest.
>>728260150
>>728260138
oh
oh my!
>>728260150
c u t e <3 <3 <3
>>728259832
Hello, how are you?
>>728259854
The story.
The "Funny story"
>>728259878
Nah, I'll be fine, I promise.
>>728259883
It was hot enough for me to feel it in my hand, and certainly hotter than my mouth. So it was probably over 40 C
>>728259878
that's a very good idea I like it.
how does that work?
>>728260299
Did you see my last reply in the other thread love anon?
>>728260150
Thats kinda hot :(
I feel terrible for saying it.
>>728260346
Still hanging around.
>>728260150
So you had your B rushed, cyka blyat?
>>728260346
>over 40°C
That's too hot. If you are correct, you most likely ruined most of the overall taste and experience
>>728260261
kek
>>728260274
?
>>728260299
How are you?
>>728260346
It's funny in the haha, how can you be that unlucky kind of way.
>>728260511
I don't mind.
>>728260517
Something like that.
>>728260628
I was thinking what it would be like to rape 2B, assuming I could.
>>728260129
My immune system is the problem. So we have to make it stop attacking my bowel to try and repair the damage.
>>728260133
Im under the impression its best at blood temperature, or 33-36 Celcius.
>>728260346
Yeah, it should feel the same as your hand.
>>728260299
Oh my indeed. The official artist has made some lewd Rorys.
>>728260511
You replied like 10 posts late after the new thread was posted
>>728260698
Are you talking about the character, or me?
>>728260825
Which one turns you on more?
>>728260511
That's good.
>>728260524
Like I said, I don't know.
>>728260628
I feel really bad for you, but how did it happen?
>unless you were tied up then raped
>>728260746
Felt a little hotter
>>728260346
good <3 thank you
>>728260361
I'll make sure I give you a heart each day I see you <3
>>728260511
I did <3 thank you, love
>>728260628
I'm okay <3 how are you today?
>>728260698
she weighs 400 pounds and would just sit on you, breaking your pelvis!
>>728260746
ah... official lewds! that seems rare!
Donation pls
>>728260982
They never get 2lewd. The lewdest is a 1.9lewd.
>>728261038
Have a number.
>>728260982
>assuming I could
Do you people not read?
>>728261038
For what?
>>728260628
I kind of wondered what it would be like to do that with someone. Consentually obv. Have them struggle a little. Sorry if I got off topic.
>>728260982
No problem.
>>728260628
Oh, how interesting
>>728260746
Well you're bowels are the problem, but that's besides the point
>>728260884
>Like I said, I don't know.
What I'm trying to say here is that you shouldn't conclude your drinking experience with that nigorizake you've had.
>>728260628
Just spill the beans already.
I'm curious as o how it ended up happening to you. Were you just too oblivious as well?
Say it. Now that everyone is curious, you might as well just lay it out, even if only in broad details
>>728261200
Hi Sono
>>728260982
but the days I'm not here is when I would need them the most
>>728260862
o.o
>>728260884
sibling
>>728260982
I'm sleepy, getting close to going to bed.
>>728261223
That's a common fetish.
>>728261251
is it though
>>728261277
unlucky
>>728261200
Did you work hard today? <3
>>728261277
I'm not saying I am from that one experience.
>>728260982
Make sure you do too.
>>728261371
You need a hug
>
>>728261038
m-miss Reimu?
>>728261127
that's still pretty risque!
>>728261138
oh
sorry ;~;
>>728261348
well, I'm always here, and I'll be here ready to love you whenever <3
>>728261371
please sleep well!
>>728261371
That's not a valid answer.
>mfw I can't send pictures for some reason
Katia = waifu 4 leifu.
>>728261575
Hugs are nice!
>>728261647
You won't get one ^=^
>>728261251
They became a problem, my immune system made them a problem.
>>728261580
Rory is very comfortable with her own body.
>>728261666
The random spot fires from puns would get annoying.
>>728261575
yes ma'am!
>>728261666
hello Satan <3
>>728261687
Eh, that's fine.
I have a good idea which is the correct answer anyway.
>>728261687
Yes, and you might as one throw in a complimentary cuddle.
>>728261745
Take those pills if you haven't.
>>728261796
Lewd
>>728261843
Only the discussion.
Claim
>>728261580
I know and you haven't failed me so far.
you were all I had last week
>>728261371
tsk tssk
Something odd
Unlucky
Siblings
I guess that's enough beans right (< _ >)
>>728261575
If the last thing you'll have drank before never drinking again is nigorizake, then yes, you are concluding with it.
>>728261796
>~<
>>728261843
I enjoy cuddles too.
>>728261843
I did <3 eat a nice meal!
>>728262017
;~; friend I'm sorry
>>728261371
Sure it is
>>728261730
So you're options are let your immune system attack your bowels, or suppress it and and have no way to fight off anything
>>728262075
So. How did your super secret discord club go? Lots of intense talking?
>>728262041
What are beans?
>>728262117
I'll take your word for it then.
>>728262159
I never thought of a name so i didn't make it.
>>728262117
Or get all the flu shots as they come out, immediately visit an emergency room at 38 Celcius body temp and not be a tard about eating raw meats.
>>728262232
In this case, they are bits of information
>Just spill the beans already.
>Say it.
>>728262075
Hooray
>>728262095
Good, good.
>>728262232
>didn't make it
That's a shame.
>>728262232
Does the name really matter?
>>728262095
no its ok
>>728262385
what a weird phrase.
>>728262421
sooon
>>728262443
no not really
>>728261200
Hey Sono. are your hands feeling better?
>>728262232
Well that's about all there is to it
>>728262335
It really sucks to be you
>>728262584
So just make it. Most people won't be focusing on the name, I promise you that.
>>728262584
Very true.
Hello
>>728262711
It could always be worse. I could complain about it and change nothing.
This is my life right now. All of my friends just finished group and I'm doing this:
>Misaki
>>728262976
Bye
>>728263005
Is that special?
>>728263001
You only do that about cooking
>>728263005
Get on CNN
Just do it
>>728262584
Anticipation is killing me
>>728262976
Hello.
>>728263005
Impreganting a gun that you will force abortion in a loud booming force?
>>728263207
How's it going?
>>728263180
Or the stupidity of customers
>>728262717
i made it.
>>728263207
y o u r ' r e w e l c o m e
>>728263260
Pretty well.
>>728263431
Yeeee
>>728263431
Good, in fact, great.
I hope it makes you happy.
What name did you decide on?
>>728263625
a random vodka brand
>>728263145
No.
>>728263180
Ok edgelord, how?
>>728263207
What
>>728263431
I don't know what you've made but do throw an invite at me
>>728263566
Good stuff
>>728263755
Message me on discord
>>728263726
Ah, very nice. I can't really stomach vodka any more. I'd take a beer any day tho, so I'm still a cheap date.
How about you? Vodka your go to?
>>728263901
i like vodka!
>>728263739
Are you gonna but bullets in your gun and shoot it?
>>728263790
Anything happen lately?
>>728264037
I must admit, I like a girl who can handle her liquor.
If I got you really drunk would you let me handle you?
Ohayo
>>728264305
probably
>>728264305
What's all the pseudo flirting surrounding Mado
>>728261313
Rea says hi, but she can't into threads because of today.
>>728261390
Not really, it was pretty slow ^^
>>728262598
Lol no, how are your hands?
>>728264540
I like this answer.
>>728264556
It's fun. Also, I'm infatuated with 2B. So teasing the anon who claims her is something I am compelled to do.
>>728264289
Probably. I think that's kind of the point.
>>728264556
neo virgins
good night.
>>728264417
hello cuddly lil yui <3 <3 <3
>>728264621
hello hello miss Sono!
>>728264889
good night miss 2B!
>>728264889
Nighty night. I'd wish you sweet dreams, but you don't seem to be a fan of them.
So, at least have a wet one.
>>728264621
Its fine I understand if they cant. How are you?
>>728264848
I mean you can have it like a puzzle or use it like a bat. Or you know, shoot marshmallows.
>>728264556
Because she's fun to dote
>>728265109
them legs
>>728264913
Hi Love
>>728264848
Misakiiiii
>>728264417
>>728265300
Yui
>>728265109
I don't think marshmallows would survive very long.
I've already put 100-200 rounds through it.
>>728265225
I was told I have nice legs.
>>728265545
What did you shoot? A hospital?
>>728259838
Sorry for the wait up for a game or two right now?
>>728265866
If I was shooting up a hospital I wouldn't have used only two hundred rounds :)
>>728265866
really ? well your waifu does too
>>728266155
Would you have used your dick to plow the girl, and two hundred rounds?
I'm sorry.
>>728266291
Apparently Homu begged for them. Curvy, he said. Concerning, I thought.
>>728266369
well can I see them too ? to confirm
>>728264621
I'll let you be the judge
>>728264621
But you need to work hard always, my love!
>>728266521
>long nails
g r o s s <3
>>728266369
You motherfucker
It's okay
I'd plow a young mental patient girl at the hospital between shooting breaks :)
>>728266476
*sigh*
Weirdo
>>728266942
bare if possible
>>728267041
No.
>>728266925
I'd cuddle one.
>>728267332
why
>>728267385
Because no.
>>728266614
Yeah they needed to be trimmed there. At least i don't bite them though, that's really gross
>>728267502
ok well they do have nice features but can't see them well enough unless bare
nice legs
>>728267385
please don't flirt with miss Rem <3
>>728267660
I was not
how rude of you
>>728267332
Well, maybe she'd have something to really get messed up over. Getting plowed by a dashing, insane young man like myself while he murders an entire hospital :)
>>728267609
They're eh. Toning them out again for the summer.
>>728267660
I have a few people for that I guess. Naturally you're probably one of them.
>>728267801
>dashing
Don't get too ahead of yourself.
>>728267938
you got a nice thing going maybe show them once they are well toned to your liking
>>728267938
Oof
You're right, I should ask the handsome janitor to do it for me.
Claiming best girl.
Morning.
>>728268098
And right after I find something to clear my legs of keratosis.
>>728268107
>not wearing a mask
Pathetic.
>>728268290
Hey Saya. How are you?
>>728268516
Hai Rem. Tired. Head hurts.
How's you?
>>728268516
never heard of that before how bad is it ?
>>728268699
Eating rice with some stuff. It's pretty good.
>>728268782
It's basically something that overproduces something that makes your skin and makes hair follicles dark and can cause self esteem issues when it comes to showing skin. Look it up, Keratosis Pilaris
Hey waifu faggots. The U.S military just bombed the shit out of Syria. Where do all of you live? This could start world war 3 if Russia gets involved.
>>728269246
I did and that is why I asked how bad is it
>>728269356
>implying putin didn't order trump to do it
WW3 will never happen retard
>>728269356
t. social media cuck cum eater
fucking sheep
Send help.
hi
>>728269404
Enough to cause self esteem issues
>>728270555
sorry about that
>>728269482
Want me to screenshot this? You sure about that?
>>728269687
Lol yeah, sheep. I'm reading the Pentagon report, faggot.
>>728270489
hi friend
>>728270789
hi back at you friend
>>728270900
hi how are you friend?
>>728271009
hi friend doing well and you friend?
>>728271076
hi friend not as well over here friend
>>728271237
hi friend why not so well friend?
>>728271517
hi friend im pretty lonely friend
>>728271637
hi friend sorry to hear that I guess not everyone enjoys being alone friend
>cafe has been open 5.5 hours
>barely made $1k
Good thing Im going home 2 hours early. So in 1 hour.
Haha yes.
>>728271755
hi friend i really dont its pretty hard friend
>>728264289
Just made some hotdogs to eat, other than that not really lol
>>728271970
hi friend I know I wasn't used to it myself until now sorry again friend
>>728272139
hi friend its ok youre here for me now friend
>>728272231
hi friend would that be enough for you?
>>728272151
>when you tryna act cool but you stoned afak
>>728272400
hi friend probably not friend
>>728259376
>>728272946
hi friend sorry about that you are a bit far to hang out
>>728273127
hi friend im going friend
>>728273309
hi friend take care friend it will be ok