> be me > 16, Junior year in high school > decent looking

>>728255300
Yes please

>>728255300
Yes

>>728255300
PLEASE

Hurry up Imma kms

Am interested, this has potential to become a 4Chan Greentext Legend so far

Is OP kill?

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> politicians had goals
> what was his goal though?
> before we knew it me and my friends were sucked under his charismatic authority
> he was the new leader of our group
> hell, he was even the new leader of the school
> lance had no idea what hit him
> he wasn't dethroned yet
> but Marcus told us that every time he tries to regain control he rides further to the abyss and at the bottom awaited loserville
> we are in the library during study hour
> speaking of losers, here comes one
> Simon Porch
> dumb name
> your typical nerd if you've ever seen one
> we all call him porch man
> he has the skin of the underside of a toad
> mushy gross fat
> his pants are too small for him and you can see the top of his tightey whiteys over the top of his pants
> probably because his shirt is tucked far down into those whiteys.. so much so that i bet if you pulled it out there would be a shit stain on it
> everyone in my area of the midwest just work nike shoes
> they were the cool thing to wear
> he wore white unmarked shoes
> they were ugly as hell
> we are still all in the library, here comes porch man
> stumbling across the library almost as if he is thinking about how he walks to try and impress people
> dick head appears
> its lance
> marcus tells us to watch this, this will be the end of king lance of highschool
> lance calls porch man a faggot, all those types of names you know
> the girls are trying not to laugh
> only one girl who looks like she feels bad
> JoBell
> always had a crush on her
> Marcus had found out soon enough because of his unbelievable psychology reading skills
> been egging me on for weeks to ask her to the up coming dance
> anyways, back on topic
> simon does his usual cowering and bumbling
> i always think that he is trying to put together some kind of comeback, but nothing ever comes

cont. dont worry, im not dead.
i take a while to type sorry im literally writing this from scratch rn

bump yes more

bumping for more

good op

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wallpaper bump

Bumperino

>>728257261
nice. artist?

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>>728257407
aster hung. jesus christ at least try man

>>728257524
nah I'm too lazy

GET TO THE FUCKING ACTION ALREADY OP!!! You introduced so many characters in only two posts and none of them have done shit yet

>>728257723
yeah I have actually no idea what this is about?
I wonder if shattered glass.jpg has something to do with it

>>728258103
probably a murder. maybe the new apha chad kills old chad all lion king style

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OP isn't delivering

So let's keep it active

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> porch man is smart
> book smart, but not socially
> lance pushes him into a table
> porch man's pocket protector falls out
> yes, a pocket protector
> calculator, pencils, all the works of nerd come rolling out of his pocket
> just when lance walks up to the shattered porch man
> Marcus goes on over next to lance
> puts his arm around his shoulder and points to him, turning him in all directions to all the bystanders
> "Here you have it folks! The asshole of the day!"
> people who laugh quickly correct themselves as lance gives them his grim "I'm going to FUCK you up" look
> Marcus points to a "stain" on lance's shirt
> lance looks down, Marcus flicks his nose
> "Oldest trick in the book, Lance."
> Lance is raging now
> "Shut up faggot!"
> Marcus pushed Lance off of him
> Lance getting ready to deal a hard blow into Marcus's face
> Marcus opens his hands, welcoming the blow
> Lance just spits on the carpet and walks away
> as Lance rolls out the laughter rolls in
> its official, Marcus is the new king
> Marcus walks back over to us
> I whisper "Sieg Heil, sir"
> Porch man gets the fuck outta there
> later in the day
> lunch is the usual, porch man sitting all alone at his own table
> Marcus strolls on over to his table
> seems as if the energy of the entire schools gaze is pointed at his direction as he sits down at his table
> of course, us sheep move along to sit with the king
> Porch man says nothing, just shoving food into his mouth and obviously trying to think of something clever to say to us
> Marcus has the business meeting look/smirk on his face
> Coop, Young and I listen in for the scoop

cont. sorry for taking forever, i'm making the story up as i go so it takes some thinking

Is high school kings and chads just a meme? I never ran into any of those in high school.

Finish it op i wanna sleep

>>728258640
I did, but they weren't your stereotypical chads, they were a bit friendlier but still did stupid stuff like jumping over bins and throwing glue sticks

Fucking hurry up op

>>728258636
you faggot you are making this story up?

that's gay I thought it was a personal experience

>>728258636
I've immediately lost interest in this thread

>>728259222
Trips confirms, abandon ship

>>728258981
don't worry its real. i mean i am trying to change such a long story into a greentext form and its harder than you think

>>728259028
meant to respond to this post

>>728259359
>>728259453
ok, it just seemed fishy that you were "making it up"

>>728259742
We'll, kinda...

>>728259862
OP is porch man

>>728259980
Am I not allowed to have a little fun on this website? It even says:
>these posts are works of fiction

>>728260163
You're not supposed to tell us it's fiction

>>728260283
so is it fiction or not?

im just here for a good story and I like it so far

Stop taking to these jagaloons and finish the fucking story OP

To clarify for people who did not see my other post, this story is not made up
I meant that i am converting such a long story into a green text which is harder than you think.

> "I have a proposal for the lot of you."
> "We are going to make porch man over here cool."
> look at him and then porch man
> "Impossible feat. Operation Barbarossa all over again."
> if you cant tell yet, i was really into WW2 history at the time
> "You may be right, young."
> "But this time we are the Soviets."
> "Porch man. Tomorrow is Friday. We are going to run some errands shopping for you."
> and that does happen
> Porch man is rich.
> he says his parents are some kind of stock people
> he has his own credit card
> we go to the barber shop first, going to need to get him a fresh cut
> Porch man's new hairstyle is good, dry comb over but still long enough not to be considered faggotry by our standards
> next is clothes
> we all agree that porch man just needs some jeans, a t-shirt, and Nike shoes
> he looks okay in it, but the fat needs to be eliminated still
> we talk Porch man into going to the beach with us
> I guess you could call it a beach, its just an open sandbar to this huge lake near us
> we all pour out of the car onto the beach like normal, but Porch man is like an ice cube in his usual bumbling idiot fashion as he nervously steps onto the beach
> he's the only one with his shirt on but whatever, we join the girls in a sand volleyball game
> the girls are impressed so far on our work with Porch man
> Marcus thinks he has real potential
> i'm sent on a scouting mission down the beach to find more people to play
> see JoBell
> I know i said I'm too pussy to ask her out, but I'm not beta enough to be a faggot and not even talk to her
> "Need you at the front ma'am." I say in a mocking voice
> she laughs "What brings you over here good sir?"
> Marcus sent his sheep on a scouting mission, want to play some beach volleyball?"
> She accepts, we talk and walk to the game
cont.

this is going to be a long story fags

better drink the rest of your red bull and prepare your anus

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>>728257723
if spaghetti falls out of someones pocket i hope its Lance, that son of a bitch!

>>728258636
this isnt real! THIS ISNT REAL

>>728261120
>she laughs
>What brings you over here good sir
>good sir

OP she has autism

>>728261494
Shut up porch man

Bump. I love stories of people who are charismatic and use It to obtain Power, like Marcus

>>728261494
Who cares its entertaining

I dont even care if this is real or not, so far this story could be the next Superbad if the script is written by OP.

>>728261613
>this

>>728261770
Superbad?

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>good sir

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>>728262023

>>728261120
>need you at the front ma'am
>what brings you over here good sir
>I am on a scout missiong

OP confirmed porch man fantasising about how he would have talked to he ladies in highschool, lance knocked your teeth out and your pissed yourself in the library didn't you?

Fucking bump

>>728255300
Yes

Fucks sake OP hurry up with your story.

>inb4 dinosaur

What would be the title of this story /b/

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cat bump

>>728255300
>>728256769
>>728258636
>>728261120
This feels like every white movie ever. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just that it feels so fucking generic.

>>728262784
Fixing the porch monkey. I can see it all over the headlines

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>>728255300
>>be me

kys

>>728263000
Nice trips

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Cmon op, I'm waiting

>>728261613
she was mocking a rich white British woman, not actually how she talks. We were also good friends already so it was an inside joke to talk like that.

> arrive at the game
> Lance and his buddies are there, they have all taken to one side of the net
> Marcus makes them mix up a bit to different teams
> Board man unfortunately is on Lance's side
> through the whole game even if the ball is going directly towards Porch man lance would dive over and knock him to the ground
> he would always say "Oops, thought it was my ball"
> "Get the hell out of here lance"
> the new king has spoken
> the rest of the girls and even some of lance's friends are telling him to play the game right or leave
> "Fuck all of you."
> he leaves with his girlfriend
> she cant see through his chad muscles that he is a total dick bag
> she will sooner of later
> the girls start asking Porch man to take his shirt off because its the beach
> makes some kind of joke about how if he took it off, something something idk i forgot what the joke was
> anyways, it made everyone laugh
> Porch man just said a joke
> maybe not the impossible feat after all
> everyone is having a fun time, porch man refuses to swim though
> JoBell again
> "I'm actually taking a liking to Porch man."
> "Marcus is taking him on as an art project I guess."
> "It's working so far.."
> we pile back into the car
> "Porch, where do you live?"
> we drive to his house
> should not be called a house though, it was gigantic

sorry for long time, had to do some other shit

>>728263284
OP is about to be cucked by porch man.

>>728263284
op do you shag JoBell in Porch man's house?

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Put me in the capz

>>728263284
Keep it going op.

>>728263000
000 call the cops

>>728263284
Let me guess, the girl ends up sucking off porch man? lol good projecting, we all know you are the porch fat loser who is making up shit to make up for this sad teenage years, good try OP

Now back to cry looking at your graduation pic

i really have to sleep soon.. is there much left of this ?

>>728263770
no bro, that was the end, go to sleep

I don't care how long it takes, I am staying up until the story is concluded.

Screen capping the story in parts btw, paranoid board might 404 before op can finish

>>728263723
Why do people like you have to shit on everything, it's a fucking story.

>>728264069
sorry to burst your bubble porch kid

>>728264069
yes

>>728263646
No, faggot

>>728264051
same same

i should say that no, this is not going to be a cliche, and JoBell isn't even in the car with us >>728263723


> house is huge like i said
> inside is a bland type of fancy, everything has a dull shade of color
> he gives us a quick tour of the house
> he takes us to his room
> he has this big ass computer on his desk
> everything looks expensive
> "I can see why you spend so much time here." Marcus says
> he lets us tap into his food cabinet
> Coop eats a shit ton of food like always
> He doesn't care much because he says his two a day football practice can make up for it
> Porch man runs us through his daily routine
> get bullied, go home, play games all night
> Porch man takes Coop back to his room for a second while we feast
> hear some yelling
> go to his room
> coop is playing some kind of game on his "supercomputer"
> some kind of school game, like the shit you would find on coolmathgames
> "Is coop actually.. Learning on purpose?"
> "This is fuckin awesome, why hasn't anyone ever told me about this?" coop yells with satisfaction as he gets some words right
> "Never knew Hydro meant water until this."
> "Maybe you wont always have to copy me."
> Marcus walks into the room
> we all get quiet and turn to the boss
> "Porch, your boring ass schedule is going to change on Monday."
> "Come to school around 6 on Monday, we will be waiting."
> "6AM?"
> "Yup."
> he regretfully agrees to this
> monday
> He shows up around 6:15, we go to the weight room

op deliver now

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Since op is being a fucking favor and taking long to post let's play what ad do you have on the bottom of this thread! I'll start
>porno ad with the girl in the need shirt and the photoshoped dick

>>728264691
no

fuck op deliver hurri got get concession on the deep graass tomorrow

>>728264691
would be fun in 2007 but ad block broke that game

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lance tundercock

>>728264691
I use Opera

>>728264691
>free sex game with some 3D animation of alex from Half Life 2

>>728264691
Ad for viagra, cialis, and levitra.

>>728255300
You don't seem to realize that you are the chads.

One of your friends is literally the sports hero.

>>728264691
the snapchat of sex, girls nide selfies

>>728265006
you blind nigga?

>>728264975
Same

>>728264691
"Cams .com Watching live models - chat now" with a blonde woman lying on a bed who appears to be topless (you can't even see her tits tho she's covering them with her arm)

>>728264691
Viagra knockoffs

I know I am a newfag, but how to greentext?

>>728263284
>inb4 marcus is a faggot for porch boy

>>728255300
yes you are a cunt

>>728265152
magic

>>728265152
> sign
>text

>>728264691
Adult Friend Finder

Wet, hot & horny
GET LAID TONIGHT!

This is a fucking book you cucks

>>728264691
Watchmygirlfriend

> test

>>728265259
dude, its /b/, nobody reads here

op deliver now

>I haven't blinked still

>>728265301
congrats newfag, now you can shitpost on /b/ talking about how many days of summer you've spent on 4chan!

First you need to learn how to triforce:

      ▲
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or

      ▲
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>>728265343
are you ok?

The book is literally called shattering glass look it up op is a fag

New game, post longest penis
> 8==========================D

it ends with porchman becoming the alpha and making lance and marcus his bitch. I did the same shit when i got kicked out of boarding school in switzerland i came back to my public school and helped a couple fucking nerds drink, party, smoke nugs, and get laid for a semester, when i left the alpha of the school "jesse" aka abercrombie outfit was fucking pissing mad. I started dating the hottest chick in the school who became a stripper after graduation i guess. Anyways I left and went to a new boarding school in New england and left that public highschool in shambles. Making the nerds/losers the cool peeps and the cool peeps the nerds/losers.. my parents are really wealthy so It kinda helped but I had gone to 8 different highschools so I figured that shit out quick. Freshmen year the seniors kept throwing food at my table during lunch, I went and bought a zebra cake and put some mustard on it. I waited until they decided to throw some more food then walked up and threw zebra cake at the leader. He looked like he shit himself after I did it, we actually became friends in detention later on, but freshmen year of college the dude drunk drove his new parent bought porsche into the incoming lane and died...

>blue text

>>728265521
(_)_)===========================================IID~~

>>728265554
hi lance

>>728265506
fucking wow. op confirmed faggot

>>728265506
Maybe thats why he's taking so long to post, he's still reading the summary lol

>>728265554
oh man sorry for you loss

>I'm talking about your digits

> be me
> in bed, fuckin tired
> gotta get up in a little over 4 hours to get to work..
> a job I hate going to
> getting apprentice pay..
> not motivated at all
> waiting for this story to end
> cant get myself to sleep b4 ive read it all
>this is why i never read books

>>728265506
So OP is copy pasting from a book and still takes a shit ass long time to post, wow what a fucking faggot

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Feelsbadman

rump, pump, trump, dump, gump

>>728265446
Then I can be real 4chan troller XD

>I
>once
>shoved
>a
>knife
>down
>my
>urethra

>>728265773
faggot didn't even bother to change the names

>>728265773
>KEK

>>728265506
abandon thread

At least he changed what grade he was in

>>728265696
Go to bed, he's copy pasting from a book called Shattering Glass

>>728265802
yeHA good on you!
First step is to go on Reddit go on leftoutoftheloop and read all of the old memes and come back and make a cool blog post on /b/ about being an oldfag! than do some cool raids so you can join the club!!

>>728265895
It's still entertaining though, even if OP is a faggot.

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Fuck you OP, I believed in you and this story

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op here

> tfw you fuck over a bunch of people, trying to sleep

> welcome to /b/ fags

>>728265773
keep going op i still want to know how the story goes

>>728266058
Read some fucking sparknotes faggot

>>728266008
>implying im gonna believe this is op and hes not still trying to green text a book summary

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KEK

>>728266058
buy the book

>>728256769
What is thia degrassy ?

>>728265886
Nah porch man is nic named glass in the book. So he had that going

>>728266008
stop pretending to be the OP you mass faggot

I am the real OP and I enjoy sucking my brothers dick! I really enjoy the taste of furry penis and below-8 year old dick!! I AM A HUGE FAGGOT!

my brother is a fury so that's what got me into loving furries!!

>>728265453
not really

>>728266216
> Kek

Sorry I fucked on ya OP it was when you said you weren't making it up I had to

>>728266058
Here is final chapter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOuMHqJUEo4
OP is a faggot

>>728266008
Oh yeah you totally fucked me up, I want to kill myself because of how hard you trolled me, fucking nigger

op here

> gets bored one night
> green texts a book in an hour
> copy small portions of it, take over 10 min between each post
> watch as people believe it at first
> /b/tard finds out its a book
> mke everyone mad

> tfw you know people are going to be reading the whole thing to only be dissapointed

> manage to get to page 1 of /b/

> lmao all night ling

>>728266443
>mom I got on page one of /b/ !! I am anonymous!!!


I could bet your moms dick you screencapped your dumbass thread on page 1 and have it as wallpaper

>>728266443
you glorious son of a bitch

you need a award

>>728265984
Niggers like you are why theads like this exist

>>728266443
Just finish the story.

>>728266443
still not believing this is op but that is what happened

>>728266600
66600

>>728266657
66657

>>728266683
66683

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Trips+Dubs whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido

>>728266683
66683

>>728266708
66708

>>728266762
holy fuck thats my first time getting dubs

>>728266826
new faggot

>>728266826
oh shit double dubs

>>728266595

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOuMHqJUEo4

for all you retards who still want me to "finish" ^

ill sum up the ending of the book that i plagarized

> porchman becomes more popular than marcus
> earlier in the story porch man found out that marcus was molested by his dad
> big dramatic ending with porchman turning on marcus and stuff and calling him a fag for being molested
> marcus kills him with a metal bat and smashes coops legs

thread fucking derailed

>>728266869
New faggot

its been 30 min fuck u OP

>>728266869
not really, i just never post, just scroll

>>728266965
are you retarded?

>>728266559
topkek

>>728266965

op here

> are you retarded

i just greentexted a book and saw how long it would take for someone to notice

>>728267000
checkd hahahaha

>>728267000
>>728266909
dubs, then trips

>>728266362
so in the end Porch becomes leader and the others brutally murder him?

>>728267070
doesn't matter if it was true or not, we only wanted a good story and you gave it to us
I jacked off to your words so maybe you're the faggot

>>728267070
sounds like a good book, how much is it?

OP where de fuk is story bichter

>>728267234
idk i just found it in my school library

its a good read i recommend

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>>728258636
>making the story up as i go
sage

>>728267362
whats the name? Ill do the same

oh shit i just dropped a bar

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bump

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>>728262253
Ok, you got me there.

this is the ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TsKvjHiru4

>>728267888
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>728267888
OP and his brother

check'd

>>728268103

tfw i post a link without watching it

this video is autistic

>>728255300
You are fuckig ripping off a book i read in middle school you massive cuck none of this is real

>>728268144
>speaks of arch angels and God
>speaks of Big Bang

faggot

>>728266911
>...calling him a fag
you have experience with being a fag don't you op?

>>728268407
>NewFag doesnt get the meme

Swallow the BogPillI

>>728264691
Viagra, cialis and levitra ad

>>728264880
Underated post

i'm now interested in the book and i'm going to read it, fuck you i win

>>728268579
lol

I read this faggotry for no reason. Godspeed faggot niggers

name of book pls

>>728268725
>lol
Ha new fag XD

>>728268894
shattering glass you idiot

>>728265752
LoL

>>728268894
lurkmoar faggot

>>728268894

"shattering glass"

its a pun because at the end everyone beats a kid named glass to death with metal bats

>>728268970
>lol
>Ha new fag XD

Ha new fag XD

op, this is amazing. pls cont