AMA: I am a chick on 4chan. I just turned 18 last week (yet I

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tits or gtfo, if you've been on here for four years then you know the fucking rules. Get your attention baiting post out of here, dipfuck

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We'll need some kind of timestamp. You know the rules. I say back of you hand to your right eye, triangle on your palm, date inside the triangle

why do u fuck even fall into this bait

tits or out

>>728249764
Why would you come to /b/, the cesspool of the internet, and announce you're a female if that is the case? Are you autist?
But I'll play along. Tell me "femanon", what's an average day in your life like, and what has you frequenting this shit show?

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one second, anon!

>>728249764
What do you think of the male populous as a whole?

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Your pathetic need for attention is as pathetic as the mouth breathers who will eventually flock this post saying "grill :O" "omg grill, n00dz?"

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>>728249764
>I have more self respect than that

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>and now come the tits or gtfo mob

>>728249764
>I have more self respect than that
Thats not at all funny, its just untrue. Tits or GTFO. You havent been paying attention if you are trying to make this go any other way. Yours is the shitpost until you make with the tetas

>>728249764
ok? Why should we give a fuck at all if you're not going to post your tits or pussy? Just fuck off already you disgusting slag, nobody wants you here unless you deliver so gtfo bitch

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Fucking orbiters, dude.
They tell a 4 she's a 10 just to see some mediocre bitch naked. Only cause that's the most female interaction they'll get.

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>>728250510
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>>728249764
And what exactly do you want with thia post ? Attention?

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>>728250547
An hero please

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Please tell us why people actually believe in flat earth

>>728250384
may be a second, webcams acting up

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>>728250827
fucking kek dude, get the fuck out of here.

>>728249764
1.favorite bands
2.favorite movies
3.drug of choice
4.will you help me kill myself?

Nobody cares kys

>>728250872
because they are fucking dumb asses who read too much disc world growing up.

>>728249764
gtfo

>>728249764
>chick on 4chan
>No I will not post my tits
Christ this is not a shitty rp room you bearded autist

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Rollerino

>>728249764
*beep* bait or attention whore

>>728250827
This guy has a point though you dumbfuck
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>>728249764
Are you usually a happy person or are you typically depressed? If you are happy, what do you do to maintain that?

>>728250912
Rolling

Hello OP!
We are going to need your credit card details to verify that you're a female

>>728249764
Pasta

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>>728251349
Why are we rolling in my post? I thought I was just supposed to get an answer to my questions.

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Reroll

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Roll

Look. "she" fucking bailed. Do all you little white knight cucks feel retarded now?

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I have an idea...GTFO

>>728249764
how fucking unique a girl on 4chan dont feel special ya cunt

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>>728251675
All these posts..and not ONE GET?
ROLL

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Rollercoaster

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>winrar

>>728249764
who the fuck cares
i'm a chick i fuck with /b/
i like appreciating the female form
nothing wrong with nudity or confidence

>>728249764
Go the fuck away

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tits and timestamp or gtfo

What the fuck is the point of this thread

fuck off nigger bitch attention whore

fuck off b and fuck off in real life

seriously you should kys

>>728252604
Her hormones need attention

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There are no girls on the internet

>>728249764
do you want an award or something

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>>728249764
THE RULES!

>>728249764
Don't make me delete your thread.
Tits or gtfo

This thread is a perfect example of what's wrong with this board. Claims female, won't show nudes or any pics, yet it's an active thread. Stop giving "her" attention if she doesn't want to follow the rules.

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Timestamp is backwards (and a bit messy due to the fact that I am right handed) but here you go!

>>728253663
Ew bitch gtfo

>>728251231
Eh, I am usually depressed. But i'm not a whiny bitch about it, I just deal with it and take my Prozac.

>>728253663
Thats a pig baby

>>728253663
tits or gtfo, like shit man come on. If you want attention that's the best way to get it

>>728249764
this is a shitpoast... wtf, no one cares. trash

>>728249764
>I am a chick on 4chan
who fuckin' cares?
i am a pan sexual otherkin on 4chan. see? nobody gives a fuck.
fuckin' saged

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1) Most likely The Beatles, Metallica (before they all fucking cut their hair and changed their sound) , The Grateful Dead, Twenty One Pilots (I have to get that one basic band I like in lmao) , and I have recently really gotten into Blink-182!

2. Heathers, The Breakfast Club, I Love You Phillip Morris, Chasing Amy, Zach and Miri Make a Porno, and Sweeney Todd

3) Pot. Not really into hard drugs lol.

4) Go buy a can of lighter fluid and drink it. Works like a charm.

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10/10 creativity. Good Job. You get a gold star for trying.

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>Get up
>Start the coffee maker and hop into the shower
>Get dressed then drink some coffee
>Drive myself to school
>Stay there for the next 7 1/2 hours
>Go to the gym, stay for about 90 mins
>Drive back home and take a shower
>call my boyfriend and talk for a while, maybe invite him over
>go the fuck asleep

And I am coming to witness this shit show as I have not been on here in about a year and wanted to check whats up. I also enjoy being generally horrible with a bunch of people online. The anonymity is nice.

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>here for 3 years
>refuses to follow the rules
gtfo dude no one believes you

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>>728254410
Oh my god, you're a huge fucking faggot. actually stop taking your prozac and just end it.

never saged something so hard

Holymoly you people. No tits not gtfo this thread is still alive and I am as retarted as you because I replied aswell instead of letting it die.

>>728251967
No, anon, "she" is here. "She" being me

>>728253663
Show me your tummy plox>>728253438

>>728249764
Tits or GTFO

>>728255304
shut up dude

>>728255196
You are right! Getting the bleach and helium tank right now!

>>728255304
Then bring out the tits, obviously only 5% say anything else. Just do it. What's the harm?

>>728253663
No wonder why you didnt want to post tits. Now that I have read the thread, I am glad you did not!

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dipfuck
kek

>>728253663
>not posting tits
gtfo retard, are follow the rules dude

>>728250478
They are okay, but dicks a lot of the time. But a ton of my friends are guys and they are pretty great.

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I just don't want my tits on the internet, that is all. Especially on here.

I like how this shitpost of a post is on here this long but some of the better posts get pruned right quick. Nice, 10/10

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But showing most of your face is okay, are you fucking retarded? At this point you may as well show your tits because your probably going to get doxed anyway

>>728253663
tits or gtfo

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>I'm a chick

Fucking newfag

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I'm going to attack you with a hatchet

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You're fucking gross.

Thank god you're hiding your face or I'd lose my lunch.

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still cant tell if gurl or boyl

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>>728257110

are you fucking retarded.

>>728257326
why, cos op is androgynous looking?

>>728249764
Good on you. Now your old enough to be arrested like the rest of us

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too obvious, the RaNdOm things in parenthesis, the "shitpost" of a website, and stating that she will not post tits or pussy, even though u can do that without showing face, and its on /b/ so none of your friends will find out

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>be me
>femnon of 4chan
>tfw no bf
>go on 4chan to tempt guys with tits
>"at least do timestamp"
>post pic related
>ppl say ugly
Am i really ugly? Will some1 ask for my kik?

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>>728249764
>I am a chick

tits or GTFO

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Found OPs noods

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>chick on 4chan
>won't post tits or pussy
So why are you here?

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>>728249764
If you had any self respect you wouldn't even mention you are a chick.

>>728253663
post tits though
why else would you tell /b/ that you're a girl if you didn't want to show us your tits deep down

^^^

someones probably already doxxing your info, you may as well show off your body. Have a little fun with it, feel empowered, feel good about yourself

The fact that you are a girl is meaningless to us unless you are showing us your tits. Don't bring it up if your not going to. Nobody cares.

tits or get the fuck out

>>728249764
>4 years and still now tits or timestamp.
we dont care, get out.
o sorry this is an ama, will u please get out?

Why is this thread still alive when there's a perfectly good femanon that doesn't look like a boy posting elsewhere?

I'm a guy on 4chan, I will not post a picture of my dick because i have more self respect than that just letting OP know

>>728259385
There was a timestamp, faggot. Im all for making fun but dont be wrong

>>728259385
This f ucking gay retard posts in the thread without actually seeing it all

>>728254576
Shut it piglet