My life ended today. Turned out that gf is prego. (we are together

Abort that shit

>>728242393
be a man and accept the responsibility

>>728242393
Get an abortion, Man up and be a dad, or just be another deadbeat dad.

Get a job. Man up and raise your child.

3 weeks?? r u sure its your child nigga?

where you from op

>>728242393

>3 weeks

Unless you were fucking before you 'got together', that ain't your kid. Good luck, anon.

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>>728242613
She is like "anon I am so happy I know it is too eraly in our relationship but I want to be a mother, my family supports me"

>>728242573
>>728242622

Fuck you I still have got one year in uni I want to play vidya.

>>728242736
eastern europe

>>728242765
we were

>>728242765
this

How does she feel about abortion?

>>728242393
Get an abortion. Is thgis really still a thing? Abortions are totally normal.

>>728242856

Disregard, you're fucked.

>>728242856
slip a plan b in a drink, give it to her, pray to the gods

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>>728242856
>She is like "anon I am so happy I know it is too eraly in our relationship but I want to be a mother, my family supports me"

rip in peace

>>728242393
It might not even be your's OP.

>>728242393
Talk together.
You can have the kid with her and not have a relationship with her. Having a kid can be kinda cool. I know I love being a dad, and having a wife isn't a big part of that. Having the kids is.

You need to get that /fit/ vitamin C and black cohosh recipe lad. I don't have it or I'd give it. For starters, put inordinate amounts of vitamin C in everything the cunt eats/drinks

>>728243236
Fuck off fag

>>728242393
How old are you?

It might not be all that bad. I bet you can do it.

If you haven't finished college yet, you should learn a trade. Become an apprentice electrician or something.

Have an old-fashioned family type situation. 2.3 kids, a dog in the yard and whatnot.

Become a "syrian refugee" in Germany

>>728242857
>>728243166
That fucking monster in her belly is mine for 100%

>>728242885
>>728242940
She wants to keep it.

>>728243388
24

If I break up with her can she force me to pay child support? Is there a way to avoid it?

>>728242393
I've been through this OP.

Let me ask you this. And answer honestly.

How long were you dating before you first had sex?

And when was the last time you had sex?

>>728243236
pretty good suggestion, but be careful, she might freak
best to say "we've been together three weeks, there's no assurance we will still be together later kid or not... are you prepared to raise a child alone if it comes to that? also I'll never pay a dime of child support even if I go to prison because I vote ABORT ABORT"

>>728243545
there's no way around child support beyond faking your own death and getting a new identity
or just don't pay it but unless you live off grid (no id, no residence, no official job) and you make money all in cash they'll come after you eventually and start garnishing wages and whatnot, you dumb cuck

>>728243075
Really good idea right here

>>728243561
this op

Demand an in vitro paernaty test. Also 7 weeks is about the average time it takes for a positive pregnancy test. Med fag here. You are being set up. Also if you put your name on the birth certificate you are by law the father even if you aren't the biological father. 18 years of child support one way or another.

>>728243545
Yes she can until the little shit is 18. It I were you I'd talk to a lawyer real quick if you want to avoid it. You don't ever have to see the little fucker but you'll have to send her checks.

>>728243545
24, you can do it.

And if you break up with her, you may get a chance to appear on The Maury Povich Show.

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>>728243388
2.3 kids. .3

>>728242856
Maybe this is a better question for /pol
But dont you think the man and woman involved should have equal right to decide what happens to the unborn child.
Some kind of veto should be apropiate since the decision is not really yours but the baby's. You decide what kind of life it will get. If you or her are not ready to provide him a good and happy life, you should not have the baby.
If one says no, it should be no.

>>728244124
This.
The man never has any saying in all this

>>728243561
We are officially together for 3 weeks, that was the time when she moved in my appartment.. We were fuckbudies for 2 weeks before that.

We had sex 5 days ago.

>>728243562
I told her that I am freaking out because I consider myself still a child, and I don't know if I can be a reliable parent. She answere me that she wants to keep it.

>>728243659
>>728243750

that is...sad.....

>>728243727
I don't know...I would gladly leave her now to don't pay child supporot but this seems to be like I am a scumbag.

>>728242393
>Turned out that gf is prego.

OH. MY. GOD.

how could it ever happen?

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>>728242856
I guess you could take the train somewhere, go east m8. Ride the Trans-Siberian Rail Road all the way to its terminus in the east. Nope out if that is what you want m8.

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Alright faggots, so by now we understand that the child is his, the bitch doesnt wanna abort. he clearly doesnt want this. Suggestions to make her lose that fag child without rising suspicion?

>>728242885
>>728242940
>>728243075

Abortion is murder.

Those of you supporting abortion should be assassinated, that is, aborted.

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>>728243545
>That fucking monster in her belly is mine for 100%

24 years ago you were a fucking monster too, faget.

Btw, in 24 years, did noone explain you what naturally happens when inserting penor in vajayjay?

>>728244841
As long as the fetus hasnt developed a working brain, it is pretty much a clump of cells with only Potential life.
Just like ur semen
With ur logic you are also murdering millions of lives every time you fap

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>>728245135
fake and gay.

you're just throwing in an arbitrary rule ("hurr durr working brain", the thing you clearly miss) to get an excuse to pay for some murder --that is, abortion.

once male semen reaches a vagoo, everything that follows is as Nature commands.

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>>728242393
/b/ solved this problem ages ago. newfag.

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>be me 24
>a life wasted in vidya and shit
>finally managed to get a fuckbuddy
>knock her up
>engage her
>hurr durr she just missed a period
>be me
>24
>and unwilling to take responsibility
>and not yet having landed a decent job
>be me
>24
>TENDIES!!!

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

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>>728244570
>how could it ever happen?

>>728245361
What is the difference between a 3 week fetus and a small cup of sperm

That's not your kid OP.
Get the hell out

You're an idiot. 3 weeks and without a condom? That kid would be better off with a smart step father

OP here.

The thread is dead I think. I don't know what to do.

There are working chances in Tibet as I see it now, maybe I will apply, or I will an hero.

dunno

It is night here and she is sleeping in our bedroom. How the fuck can she do that I am so fucking nervous.

>>728242682
you have a fair point

>>728246548

are you implying that after 3 weeks you were only sperm?

>>728246643

he should just DNA-check and manly accept the result.

>>728246735

the condom just broke

>>728244124
Forcing a woman to take medication isn't ethical. Abortion can have life lasting effects and affect her fertility and mental health.

What men should be able to do is opt out of funding and raising it. I think a legal document delivered to the woman (a few weeks before abortion is no longer available) should be sufficient to permanently give up fatherhood and child support to that child. Then it's up to her to make decisions about her body and life.

>>728245973
>>728244570
>samefag

>>728246735
Oh OK damn well either run or make damn sure it's yours

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>>728242393
Comes to 4chan for advice...

falcon punch, motherfucker

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>>728246896
not this time, faget

>>728246967
Where should I go?

I told it my parents they freaked out.
I told it my friend he became a faggot with "HURR DURR YOU WERE MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK HER, BE A MAN NOW"

>>728243075
not op but not a bad idea actually...

>>728242393
Falcon punch her in the ovaries.

>>728246756
Push her down the stairs.

ABORTION

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>>728247275
nice shoop

????????? ?????? ?. ?????

>>728247598

you piece of shit are able to shout "abortion" because you weren't aborted.

start crying, tell her you cant deal with having a child and that youre gonna kill yourself

>>728247826
is the bible belt whipping you to hard?

>>728242393
Stop whatever you're doing and make as much money as fast as you can. Enough to bury a person!

>>728244121
File name + post = TOP KEK

>made my day anon

>>728242393
Strongly suggest she get an abortion.

Otherwise, DO NOT admit you are the father until you get a DNA test. DO NOT sign any birth certificate (if you do, the law considers you the father *even if it's later determined not yours*).

You got a solid chance it's not your kid, despite what she says. Stay calm.

>>728242393
first of all you're a moron. How can you be 3 weeks with her and know she is pregnant? maybe not even yours. Don't do abortion - it is killing and will be on your councious all your life. Be a man and responsible. Congratulations! you'll be father :)

Why would you believe it's your kid? Paternity test first. If it's yours, kill yourself and maybe kill her too before child is born. Irresponsible to bring a kid into this world and you are doing it a favor.

>>728242856
>eastern europe
Well, your bitch is probably hot, then, so at least there's that.

Post pics of her asshole, plox?

>>728242393
Where dick goes in... babby comes out.
Which part of your sex-ed classes didn't you comprehend, homeschooled?

>>728247341
>he became a faggot with "HURR DURR YOU WERE MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK HER, BE A MAN NOW"
hes right tho

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worth a shot, eh?

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>>728248252
>Strongly suggest she get an abortion.

TLDR: man knocks up gf, then baby gets killed because hurr durr retaliation

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She propapbly got herself pregnant. Grills are weird.

>>728242393

It's clearly not your kid. Cut off all contact with her and if she shows up at your house, call cops. If she even births a child, demand paternity test.

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>>728248877

also, condoms are not always 100% "safe".

>>728242393
Ever considered to be brutally honest about this, saying you do not want a child at this particular age & time? Adress this issue with her, her parents and your own parents and try to find a solution altogether. If the baby is a keeper, you'll be stuck with them regardless of how things will turn out. The opportunity to meet provides you the opportunity to stand up for yourself and to set everything straight.

>>728248981
>saying you do not want a child at this particular age & time?

he "did not want", but he inserted Penor in Vagoo, and Nature understood that he "did want".

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>>728242393
>be me
>gril
>have stupid ass bf
>had sex with some guy awhile ago
>get prego
>tell boyfriend its his kid
>act all happy about it because I'm gonna have the kid and theres no way the actual father will want me back
>bf still thinks its his. Good, at least he won't leave me alone with a kid
>mfw I fucked up but got an idiot to take care of my child

>>728248981
this

Listen up
This is what you do OP

Tell her you want to have a talk, be alone and sit down together. Explain to her that you have been together three weeks, I love you, bla bla, and that a kid is a huge commitment. Explain that you will raise the child together if you can get a paternity test. If it is actually your child, then you stick around and raise em.

If you leave before a paternity test, you're everything wrong in the world.
If you raise some other dude's kid, you're everything wrong in the world.

>>728242393
the earliest a test can pick up pregnancy is four weeks anon.

>>728249240
For some reason I want to eat lemon now.

>>728248700
What baby? I'm suggesting aborting a fetus, which is not a human being.

take responsibility for your actions you fucking idiot
talk it out with her, does she want to keep it?
would it be financially advisable to keep it?
what kind of life would you two be able to provide for the child?

dont be a little bitch, you little bitch

>>728242393
Deadbeat dad here with 2 abortions under the bridge. I don't suggest abortions. Lot more guilt than u think

every time u fuck a bitch you can get her prengant anon, dont fuck a bitch if you can man the fuck up and take care of your child.

>>728249498

fetus = baby

also, you = faggot

CONGRATS!!! you'll be daddy

Cum on your stomach and let it dry so you can peel off the squirmies

>>728249566
Fuck you I don't regret any of them

>>728242393
You need to propagate the white race anon.
Raise a smart red pilled kid who will do the same.

>>728249566
>Deadbeat dad
Worrying about his own abortion guilt and not taking care of his kids.

Wew lad

>>728249174
Yes I understand, but I think that girl has told her parents already in a feeling of 'ecstasy' about how crazy enthousiastic she is about the child

I presume her parents are happy for her and that they assume OP is fully supporting their daughter's decision to keep the child

>>728249818
No, a fetus is not a human being any more than a clump of skin cells are.

Hence, I did not suggest that any babies die.

You can get mad, though. I give you permission .

>>728248252
I agree with this. Otherwise abort the lil cunt

>>728242393
Get a baseball bat
> its clobbrin time!

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have a paternity test.

it would be funny if the baby was not yours - you could scream "cheater!!" at her, in addition to not paying for child support.

but if the baby is yours... well, McDo offers $8/hr, don't waste your time here!! in 9 months you'll need quite a lot of money

>>728242393
If it's been three weeks, there's a huge chance it's not yours.

>>728249919
one day you will, it's gonna hit you like a running train

>>728250259
Had 5 in the last 8 years. When's it gonna catch up with me, Dad?

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>invite her family for a dinner
>tells tha she is pregnant
>tells her parents that youre infertible so you cant have kids
>call her a slut
>fake everything
>block her and her family of everything
>leave
>keep your life good fucking hoes

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>>728250071

you are a fake and gay clump of cells.

Once semen reaches the vagoo, physics and biology take care about everything. And if that exact "something" happens, a new life is born (even if it will take 9 months to publicly cry for the first time)

DNA test at some point- if you're the winner: man the fuck up

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>>728250217

if you read earlier posts, he admitted he fucked her for two weeks before the 3-weeks engagement.

>>728250390
>>tells her parents that youre infertible so you cant have kids

pic related

>>728250402
>born
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>728250402

Who gives a shit? Niggers get the most abortions. Why do you care if they kill their fetuses? Cuck detected.

>>728242573
>>728242622
Fucking pathetic cucks. Having a child is the universe's ultimate act of cuckoldry. OP is trying to save his life, not destroy it.

>>728242393
If she won't abort on her own, arrange an accident. Also start using condoms.

>>728250259
you're still young and stupid doing this. can not lie to your conscious and yes even you have one

>>728249498
>>728250071
> clump of skin cells
> clump of cells with its own dna
> Clump of cells with its own dna that comprises a seperate human beings entire physical existance
> Better destroy it before it's a person lel

>>728247184
>falcon punch
just you and me are oldfags in this thread, op is the biggest newfag to not know this

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>>728250558
>life

you think that before exiting the vajayjay area, that child was not alive

>>728242393
Oh shit you are fucked bro

>>728242393
Punch her in the stomach and be done with you fucking pussy.

And next time cum on her face like a real man.

>>728250705
It's not conscious, so kill it

>>728250613
Parasite that won't survive on it's own in that stage.

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>>728250619
Sure. Only you le olde faggies member le falcon punch that anybody in their right mind used as a irl meme for a decade minimum

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the Jewish-driven abortion industry is one of the means meant to destroy the White race

>>728250783

seems like OP is trying to chicken out by samefagging poor excuses

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>>728242393
Move to Vietnam it's cheap

>>728250402
So each cell in your body is a separate and distinct human being? If so, did you name them all? Do they each have souls that go to heaven or hell when they die?

Fetuses are just clumps of cells, so you don't have to worry about abortions, since there are no babies involved.

I give you permission to continue being angry, however.

>>728250794
So survival of the elements constitutes life now. Noice.
> insert jesse "science bitch" maymay here <

>>728242393


demand dna test

also hiv test
it's probably a nigger that bailed

>>728242393
Leave her and tell her to abort before its too late

>>728250380
Waiting for an answer faggottt

>>728242393
Leave her and tell her to abort before its too late

.

>>728250613
Not sure what point you're trying to make...

>>728250794

99.9% of them survives, because of those natural proceedings defined as "pregnancy"

>>728250943
>being this retarded
>and still trying to overcome biology (science) with words (sophisms)

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try to convince your family she is shit.
been through it op.
still dealing with it
if girl abort
if boy take bitch to court with some imciminating evedince

>>728242393
>i'm bringing a person into the world
>i'll run away or kill myself
you're a special kind of bitch, aren't you? probably black

>>728250942
Cheap, safe, good food, most people would consider the climate fairly pleasant... Why don't more people move to Vietnam I wonder?

>>728250705
Born:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/born
> brought forth by or as if by birth

So no, anon, you don't know the definition.

>>728249300
>If you leave before a paternity test, you're everything wrong in the world.
Nope. Just bail, ignore her and have her force you through a court to take a paternity test. She's probably too much of an inbred retard to do that.

>>728250984
>>728251038

Oy Vey, Shlomo!! they'll notice you're samefagging so hard to publicize our specialized (and non-cheap) services for the Goyim race!

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>>728242393
Vitamin C overdose causes miscarriage - overdose her with 1000+ mg: tell her that vitamin C is good for a baby's growth and that she should use vitamins to quickly overdose on Vitamin C.
Read this for more info
https://www.quora.com/Does-vitamin-C-cause-miscarriages
Profit???????

kick her in the cunt. problem solved

Dude dont ask shit like that on this site. Youll either get retarded answers or youll make a fool of yourself but i feel for you right now.

>be straight with her.

Tell her you dont want to start a family. Your to young and you dont want to be a parent till your older and that you dont have the mental capacity to cope with the stress. Tell her youve been together 3 weeks and you cant do it. You cant just be automatically stuck in a family for the rest of your life that came from a 3 week relationship. Be straight and if she doesnt like it and tries to force you into it then simply say no. Say you care for her but you are not having a child with someone youve been dating for 3 weeks and you dont plan on having one for another few years

>>728251062
I agree that the cells are alive, just as my intestinal cells are. But my intestinal cells are not human beings on their own.

A fetus is just a clump of cells, not a baby. Hence it's ok to get an abortion.

>>728244234
Yeah, his cum magically ended up inside her.

>>728250619
>>728250831
i'm not even oldfag, lol

Here is what you do,

Cut all unnecessary expenses and consider a second job. Start working to pay your bills and take care of a kid for the next 18 years.

Godspeed

>>728242393
make her sign a contract waiving you from child support.

>>728250943
fetuses receive soul at the time of conception

>>728251062
>99.9% of them survives,

Miscarriage rates:
Miscarriage is the most common complication of early pregnancy. Among females who know they are pregnant, the miscarriage rate is roughly 10% to 20% while rates among all fertilisation is around 30% to 50%. About 5% of females have two miscarriages in a row.

>>728242393
go dark web get abortion pills, in the first month there's a pill a girl can take it makes them extremely sick for 24hours and essentially forces them to have their period. Crush it up put it in her orange juice cut all ties and disappear if you take a couple hours find a good hidden wiki learn how to get the bitcoin you need, learn how to use PGP messanger and order the pill you need. It's really not that difficult and if you use state funded mailing they need a federal warrant to do anything that interferes with the delivery of your mail, even picking it up to look at the package when you aren't just passing it onto the next stage of delivery is illegal, along with the tons of pharmacuitcal drugs that are delivered to peoples homes legally there's nothing suspicious about it. It will be worth it if you're really not ready to have a kid and you don't love the bitch, good luck anon you can do it

>>728251199

you talk about the "person" born, when we're actually talking about "a new life is born".

your kind of wordplay is in the same class of "feminine penis" and similar gay shit

>>728251311

a fetus is a different person than own father and mother. Normal nature cycle just confirms it in a matter of months.

>>728242393
A B O R T I O N
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>>728242393
abort, faggot

>>728246819
I agree to this but only as a proactive contract and in few exceptional cases after the fact.

This would protect the man against women changing their mind about keeping a baby, if she agreed to abort beforehand. Post-fact cases would be things like sperm-jacking and getting raped by the woman

>>728251495
Nice goal post moving - again.

Pray for me, OK?

keep fucking her. then its like you're fucking a baby

>>728251399
Souls do not exist. There is no proof.

I understand that you want them to exist, however.

>>728251589
not the solution to your 'problem'

>>728251377

why do you all say "18" ?

How many of you were independent as soon as turning 18 ?

>>728251463

You're so butthurt you still try those retarded word tricks.

99.9% of pregnancies naturally evolves to living babies.

(in center Africa is a little less, because of their negrocivilization and hygiene niggerstandards, but way less than your ridicolously butthurt shouting "hurr durr 20% miscarriages")

>>728251399
yes, the soul fairy grants them early. fuck off you fairy tale believing faggot

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>>728251481
>go dark web get a
get arrested by FBI.

In prison you won't pay for child support (I think).

>>728251495
I agree that fetuses eventually develop into babies. But until then, they are not babies. They are clumps of cells.

Therefore, abortions do not involve killing babies.

>>728245135
I'm so sorry you're autistic.

When an organism comes out of the zygote stage, its is a fully genetically unique being with its gender and traits already primed up.

Semen is not genetically unique, as you do not die when semen do. Your DNA code survives, and therefore you do to.

Pills are the only option. If you found out you're pregnant its too late.

>>728251762
>99.9% of pregnancies naturally evolves to living babies.
This just isn't true. Early on miscarriages are super common. It's a defense mechanism against retarded babies.

>>728242393
Go back in time and stay abstinent. You dun guffed.

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>>728251589
>>728251619
>butthurt intensifies

>>728251714
MODS

>>728251726
also there is no proof that soul does NOT exist. because you can't see it it doesn't mean its not there

>>728251915

you can't say that something evolving to a baby is "not a baby" and not even a human being.

babies evolve to men, but killing a baby is not different than killing a man -- also, is even worse, because the baby cannot defend himself

abortion should be treated worse than child murder

>>728251046
You are literally retarded. You need an abortion.

>>728251762
>when facts go against your narrative, repeat the false belief to remain convinced

>>728251929
that mechanism does not work well, because you exist

>>728252044
we're talking about a natural cycle, not about religion things.

>>728245361
unintelligent Trump Supported Spotted

>>728252044
There's no proof I can't shoot lasers out of my eyes.

There's no proof that I am not Jesus Christ Himself. Therefore, I am.

I hereby command you to stab out your eyes. You must do as I command.

>>728252133
The real problem is that you religious faggots can't accept a few things:
- There is no purpose to life. We're here by chance and when the universe goes cold there won't be any trace left of any of us.
- Consciousness is just electrical signals in the brain. Until the fetus is developed enough there can't be a consciousness. Something without consciousness isn't a human or arguably even alive.

>>728252044
your logic sucks. just because you can't see the invisible flying zebra over your house right now doesn't mean its not there

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>>728252326

what? only our ????????? ?????? ?. ????? is against abortions?

kill her or kill yourself lol

>>728242393
Unripe papaya in large quantities can be the solution, she may miscarry.

>>728251836
there's nothing illegal about visiting the dark web unless youre there viewing CP but browsing an illegal marketplace is not a crime, only making a purchase there is

>>728252133
A clump of cells is a clump of cells, not a human being. Until it becomes a human being, removing the clump of cells is not harming any humans.

Therefore, abortion does not harm any babies.

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>first. u sure it's ur property bro?
>lawyer facebook
>delete gym
>hit up

srsly tho. make sure dat shit urs.

willing to bet all you anti-choice fuckers are men. stop telling women what to do with their bodies

>>728252141
Incorrect. But your snarky remarks did nothing to refute my points. Therefore they remain standing.

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>>728252519
>tardtriggered butthurt intensifies

I never talked about religion. I'm talking about nature.

And you're repeating the fabricated belief about Hurr Durr Reeeeelectric Signals Muh Brain.

Not even a nigger is so retarded.

>>728246548
I don't have a cup of sperm buried in my backyard

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>>728242393
This might be useful for you

>>728252803
cool so you're a racist too lmao kill urself

Most likely isn't yours

>>728252741
My snarky remarks defend themselves because they contain logic. Your "points" originate in political banter.

>>728252546
your logic sucks. zebra is an animal. you can see it, touch it etc.

I'm a cell and molecular biologist and my girlfriend is a pharmacist

We've been dating for almost 5 years and have had 3 abortions.

maybe its us but we enjoy our life the way it is and we also enjoy our money. I'm sure we will keep doing it too until we are ready to actually have one

>>728253114

>tldr, you killed 3 children because money.

Western Civilization

>>728252803
Just because you didn't mention it doesn't mean it's not obvious to everyone. Stay mad, faggot.

>>728242393
Believe me, it just beginning. The first time you hold your child will complete change you for the better and so many things will finally make sense. If not, kys

>>728253114
and you're all surprised why brother muslims want to kill us

>>728253078
In that case, I will refute your points with an encrypted response because I am so smart: xXhsftT5urjkzahJjjjK

If you're too unintelligent to decipher it...too bad. They are composed of sound logic. You'll have to trust me, I guess.

Checkmate.

>>728253586
>Checkmate
love me the self-proclaimed genius legions of /b

>>728242393
tell her you wont take place in raising a child because you arent mentally ready / financially.
and if she wants to stay pregnant youre leaving for good and will request a dna test

>>728253586
Kek
> Implying I give a fuck what you believe
Doesn't bother me that people kill each other, unless I'm involved directly. Just pointing out your stupidity.

>>728253686
I "checkmated" him with his own flawed logic.

I was showing him that his logic fails and nothing is being checkmated.

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>>728253292
>butthurt intensifies
>tries to label "religion" something he doesn't like
>miserably fails again

Did you wear a condom or not ?

If you did, you can pressure her into abortion, hell you can pressure he into abortion anyway.

But if the condom broke it'mm ve easier to do.
If she still wants to keep it, make it clear that you will dump her and that you don't want to see her or the kid ever again.

>>728253698
You failed at proving anything because you failed to communicate an idea. You just tossed vague words at me, then acted like that proved something.

So I tossed back an "encrypted" response that "proves" that I'm right.

Your snarky response and my "encrypted" response were both useless.

>>728253926

>condom failed
>retaliate murdering the child

>>728242393
Sign up to crew on a sailboat of any kind.
Flee the country.
Live the rest of your life on the open seas.

>>728253926
and she will go after you and you still will pay and ruin the relationship with your baby

>>728242393

yet another faggot who knocked up his gf and then comes here asking for a Personal Army of faggots to suggest "abortion abortion"

as if this cleared him

>"Honey, all of my 4chan peers were OK with abortion, why do you want to keep the baby?"

>>728243545
>That fucking monster in her belly is mine for 100%
yes because YOUR gf for some reason isnt a whore lmao

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>>728242393
OP there is always "plan s"

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>>728254174
>eventually mariners will sodomize him to death. You know, while sailing, no women aboard, and there's this New Entry, a dude who didn't man up yet...

>>728254290
they fucked like rabbits for 2+3 weeks and then -oops!- she missed her period. Pregnancy test: positive.

Why did it happen?

>>728254250
>Is male
>Had sex with female
>Therefore is homosexual

Wat

This isn't your baby, she new she was pregnant and the dad snaked on her ass so she wants you to pay child support, run

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>>728254449

homosexuality is not limited to getting his own poo hole ripped by some negro benis

knocking her up and then asking for abortion is like chickening out after a serious car accident

>>728254043
>implying abortion is murder

Kek

>>728254193
That's why pressuring her into abortion is the best solution here.
Otherwise he'd have to GTFO of the country as fast as he could.

>>728254029
You claimed that the cells that constitute a baby before full developement, that contain their own dna amongst other things, does not constitute a human life. Even though they directly precede it physically, and make up the entirety of that person. That is as much assumption and gullibility as anything I said, friend ;)

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>>728254631
not "implying", but "clearly stating".

you abortionists are such pieces of shit that you think that destroying a living fetus is like extracting some turd from the intestine

>>728254631
abortion is not the best solution here. taking responsibility and being a man and father. OP should know this before cuming inside that there might be consequences.

>>728254775
shut u retard why should woman be burdened for the rest of their life if they cant afford it, accidents and rape happens.

the only wrong type of abortion that is wrong are the ones that are 8+ months developed

>>728254967
OPs gf is a shitlord and a dumb cunt that will cause the baby more harm than good by forcing it to be born in a 3 week old relationship. She should literally be sterilized for being such a dumb cunt. Abortion is absolutely the best solution here.

>>728254682
The fact remains that a fetus is just a clump of cells, and not a baby.

A fetus becomes a baby at birth, and not sooner.

Therefore, abortions do not harm any babies.

>>728254626
Homosexuality is defined by a person being attracted to another person of their own sex.

Feel free to redefine it, however. While we are at it, let's redefine it to mean "one who eats tomato soup on a Tuesday afternoon and is named Gary."

>>728242393
She's probably lying. You sound like an underage b&. Girls that age are immature and fantasize about being a mom. She probably wants to see your reaction and how much you care for her. My advice:
>dip the fuck out
>find some cute nerdy girl that isn't retarded and doesn't play childish games
NEVER put up with this type of crap.

>tfw there are literally "women" that pull this shit in their 30s-40s.
What gives?

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OP google "time leykis hail mary". that's the best way to solve this problem

>>728255430
but those cells are living being, forgot at which week you can see heart beating, so can't say just clump of cells

>>728255767
Tom* Leykis

>>728242393
If she can tell at week three it is likely not yours. You are being played, get a test before you sign any docs.

>>728254775
You do realize that before 8 weeks of pregnancy, it's not a fetus, right ?

I really don't understand the big deal with abortion, I know you're probably against it because of some religious bullshit you were taught, but still.

Abortion is not a bad thing, it can actually be a good thing, is it really a good idea to have a kid you didn't want because the condom broke, or to tell a rape victim that she can't abort because it's murder and that she have to give birth to a the kid of a rapist ?

>>728254967
Abortion is always the solution when you don't want a kid.

Who said he culmed inside her ? Maybe he had a condom on and it broke.

>>728242856
you can still play vidya dude.

I won't sugar coat it. it's going to be difficult. maybe the most difficult thing you've ever had to do. there will be sleepless nights. there will be enraging frustration. your relationship will probably fail with the mother.

but for the first time in your life, you will be responsible for something other than yourself. another person is going to be completely dependent on you to grow up and learn how the world works. there will still be time for vidya. you might have to save the drugs and drinking for a babysat weekend or something, but hey, that's gonna make you cut down right?

i was able to survive it with two at once. you can survive with just one kid dude.

abortion is a natural process practiced by most types of mammal. biologically a mother's instinct engages when she is unable to care for an offspring or when that offspring is not genetically sound, and she kills it. God's creatures and what not.

Abortion is still a heavy thing as it is a connection with you and another person that you will share in some form for the rest of your life, but only you know what you can handle.

>>728255951
>Abortion is not a bad thing, it can actually be a good thing, is it really a good idea to have a kid you didn't want because the condom broke, or to tell a rape victim that she can't abort because it's murder and that she have to give birth to a the kid of a rapist ?

This is bullshit, top to bottom.

Kids are awesome. And about 80% of impregnated rape victims carry to term because they don't want to murder a baby and be worse than their attackers.

You're a lazy fearful child, rationalizing immoral acts for your personal convenience.

>>728256232
GTFO with that. Aborting a fetus is not murder, and it is definitely not worse than fucking rape, you idiot.

X-tians judging on fucking 4chan. lulz

>>728255951
abortion is a bad solution and bad thing. I know someone who did it and her life sux. nightmares, depression etc. for guy maybe it is easier but still. wouldn't be interesting to see how your baby looks in 10, 20, 30 years.

>>728242393
Why did you do it retard

>>728242393
Push her down a staircase. It's nature's abortion

>>728256232
Can you give me sources for that stat ?

I don't kow in what fucked up version of the world you live in where abortion is considered worse than fucking rape.

Plus it's not like you're killing a kid that already experienced life, it's a fucking mass of cells that isn't conscious.

>>728256559
If she can't get over abortion, mayve she should have thought about it more.

Abortion is a serious decision that should not be takeb lightly, but I think you should not be allowed to force someone to have a kid if they don't want to.

>>728242393
>>>728245135
>I'm so sorry you're autistic.
Use actual facts and research before using mental illnesses as an insult like an edgy 15 year old.

>When an organism comes out of the zygote stage, its is a fully genetically unique being with its gender and traits already primed up.

What you mean is that the instructions for development in the womb are set up, which you aren't wrong about. However, the fetus isn't mentally concious so it doesn't even know what is happening, it has a VERY small fraction of brain cell connections compared to an already born baby so it's brain capacity is extremely tiny and because fetuses are in a early stage in development in becoming an infant thar can survive outside the womb, fetuses rely on the nutrients, living environment, and much more of their mothers womb so the "pain" it feels when being aborted isn't relevant.

>Semen is not genetically unique, as you do not die when semen do. Your DNA code survives, and therefore you do to.

Looks like someone hasn't paid attention in science class. If you look at semen through a microscope, they all look very different. Every individual semen cell has different DNA in variation from the father. Look it up before trying to be a biologist.

>Pills are the only option. If you found out you're pregnant its too late.

There's a reason why people abort babies. Usually because they are unfit to be parents, don't have the financial support for a baby, or both. Saying "well 2 late!!!1!11 yur falt!!!111! 11XDD" isn't a valid solution. It is better off that the fetus is disposed of rather than having to die or suffer when born to parents who don't want a baby.

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Only one thing to do op.

pic related

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work your ass off for the next few months get as much cash as possible and the day the baby is born fly to Vietnam and send her a post card

Sorry quoted wrong people.

>>728257139
For
>>728251927

>>728242393
aferpill mixed with whatever she eats
dumbass not using protection. I hope as soon as u get rid of the foetus, its gonna turn out u got herpes too

>>728244841
its not. Foetus doesnt have the right to remain in somebodys uterus without consent

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>>728256232
At 3 weeks it's a tiny blob of cells. Maybe a tad more advanced than your cum, and vastly inferior to broccoli. Your opinion on abortions comes from a lack of scientific understanding.

I do agree it shouldn't be legal to have abortions after 16ish weeks, however.

>>728252856
Underrated post