Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
Poi
Sorry Ai, yoou have kinda asked for it.
>>728237904
I most certainly did not
so claim
カラミチーマス
>>728237140 (Love-anon)
It's the best, to me. Just how warm and flaky it is with the sweet filling and crust, just perfect. Especially with milk.
Bork bork!
Celty's streaming right now, if anyone's interested.
Also hi.
>>728238692
No link?
>>728236005
You can, but a simmer is too low and tends to not move it around, so the cooking is uneven.
>>728236363
She gave him her number, I gave him the advice for the future. Sock didnt ask for the number in the first place.
>>728238770
Oh, sure.
https://www.twitch tv/celtyplays
>>728238886
Oh I'm banned from chat, never mind.
>>728238982
What did you do to get banned? Did you upset Kermit perhaps? Lol.
Shiro claimed.
>>728237261
It's easy when your waifu ugly af.
>>728237339
>Was too late to abort.
#storyofmylife
>>728239170
I said Trump's was doing the right thing by vetting people coming in from radical Islamic countries...
So much for Freedom of Speech.
>>728239250
Hi shiro.
>>728239250
I don't think it's ever too late, just more complicated.
>>728239478
Hey, one of them Tomokos!
Which one are you?
>>728239330
Yeah Alice wanted Hillary to win so that's why you got banned
>>728239560
There sure are a lot of options from the old trusty rope to more scientific attempts like the escape bag.
Which method would you suggest?
>>728239565
The one with the mug.
>>728239844
Going somewhere completely secluded, handcuffing yourself to somewhere, throwing away the key and waiting for nature to run its course.
>>728239567
Are you for real? That explains a lot...
>>728240340
>>728239844
Im a fan of the 'someone elses problem' method. Just make it messy using someone elses house.
Claim
>>728240269
That's the best one.
How's it going?
>>728240340
This seems rather hardcore.
What if I go crazy from the hunger and bite off the hand I'm cuffed at?
>>728240558
You're a total douche. I hate it so much every time someone kills himself in my house.
>>728240384
You'll find plenty of such kind of idiocy in her chats besically if you do or say something that gets Alice upset you'll get banned cause her watchdogs must protect her
Good morning!
>>728240632
Oh Id make that worse by making a sex dungeon somewhere, tying it to the house in question and leave a scrawled escape note.
>>728240652
So the only people that can frequent her chat are out of touch liberals?
>dogs
kek
>>728240632
No killing yourself Shiro, you stay right here!
>>728240850
Morning louise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoBURhpvVGg
>>728240850
*starts breakfast for you and folds your blankets*
>>728240933
Pretty much...Huh? Why did you find that funny?
>>728240632
I'd be surprised if you were able to chew through bone, or the handcuffs for that matter.
I'm sure it's a fairly quick death too, probably not as quick as one would like though.
>>728240850
Morning Louise, slept well?
Claiming best girl
>>728240632
You know. Sitting. You?
>>728240850
Morning.
>>728240993
That's a pretty good song~
>>728241125
Aaand thank you, Nagato.
>>728241190
Decent, but I'm still pretty tired and I woke up with a huge headache.
>>728241212
Hiya Saya
How are you?
>>728241238
Morning~ What have you been up to?
>>728241170
because dogs are very protective of their masters
>>728241283
I'm making oatmeal and you're going to eat it.
>>728240854
At least that'll probably keep them from looking after the actual sex dungeon downstairs.
>>728240993
You can't tell me what to do!
>>728241172
I'd be enough if I got the flesh as I could just pull out the bone. Actually getting rid of the thump should be enough. Even then it'd take some 2 to 3 days and there might be someone coming along, no matter how secular it is.
Nah, this won't do. Give me another idea.
>>728241238
What a coincidence, I'm sitting too! We have so much in common!
>>728241283
I'm alright. Ran out of beer. Send more pls.
How's you?
>>728240652
That place sounds toxic.
>>728241524
It's not toxic, but it is a huge circlejerk.
>>728241376
Oatmeal is good! Can I have brown sugar?
>>728241426
I kinda hate beer actually.
I'm pretty good aside from a headache
>>728241412
Hey, thats not my problem anymore. Thats somebody elses problem.
>>728241269
Ah ha! You finally arrived, i was lurking here just for you~
>>728241283
>woke up with a huge headache
What a wonderful way of starting the day...
I hope it passes quickly.
>>728241709
Did you just wake up? Drinking water might help.
>>728241705
But to ban people for speaking their minds sound toxic.
>>728241709
No, you're going to get fat. You can only have a touch of cinnamon.
*gets started on your hair and brushes*
>>728241801
Sorry ;-;
>>728241412
I just did!
>>728241283
Oh yes, it's the melody of the Imperial Anthem
>>728241269
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>728241283
I woke up a bit ago.
>>728241412
Yeah its like we are the same or something.
>>728241954
SUGAR DOESNT MAKE YOU FAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728241908
You claimed my Waifu, but I have honor and will claim a different one.
>>728241412
I still don't see a problem in it, getting rid of a finger with bare teeth is easier said than done, keep in mind, you'll have to do all the down to the base where it connects to the hand. Plus if you into the middle of a forest, the chance of anyone coming across is second to none.
I guess tying a rope around your neck and driving away in your car.
Faster, less fun.
>>728241908
Thank you~ I wake up more days with headaches then not thesedays. Maybe I should look into that.
Aaaanyway, how are you?
>>728241911
That I did, and then I downed a water bottle.
>>728241954
No I'm not! I eat whatever I want and I never get fat!
You're mean!
>>728241964
uhhh..I see! That's pretty neat, actually
>>728242081
I see, so just sort of sitting around?
>>728242117
What does? I've been trying to gain weight but nothing seems to help
>>728241966
*autistic screeching*
>>728241962
For what? You came after all, it just took some time, plus you are justified, you had a super rough day!
>>728242117
You're right.
>>728242253
Alright I'll put a little brown sugar in your oatmeal.
>>728242253
Energy in must exceed energy out. What you eat must have more calories / kilojoules than what you are expending. Higher energy usage demands more energy in to compensate. Sugar is high is quick burn energy, which is useless for weight gain. Pasta, red meat, root vegetables, rice, bread. Make massive batches and eat constantly. Make a variety to both change up what you eat and maintain healthiness. Oatmeal is good as well.
>>728242482
But you've been waiting so long. I'm usually posting even when I'll be going to do things
I want to do a lot of drinking, and be too sick to go back tomorrow x.x
It's amazing how you can become the archmage at a mage school by knowing a single entry level spell
Skyrim has great world building
>>728242551
>less than 100x100 resolution
Well, thank you, Nagato!
>>728242608
Okay, I stopped jogging when I started trying to put on weight, so there's that...But I only eat one meal a day. Even though it's fast food about 50% of the time..I thought that'd do it..
>>728242124
If that is the case, I wish you best of luck.
As long as you behave, I'll not hold what happened in the past against you.
>>728242253
Been a bit all over the place today, woke up after sleeping 3 hours, was tired but felt ok.
Got tired so I went for a nap, woke up feeling absolutely abysmal.
Listened to some music, had dinner, a couple hard ciders, and now I'm feeling alright, soon ready for bed.
>>728242253
Need at least 2 liters.
>>728242721
Is this enough resolution for you?
Also don't gain weight. Fat girls are unattractive.
>>728242721
One meal is nowhere near enough. Fast food has the advantage of being high energy with the drawback of cost. Pasta is your best bet. Also consider a meal supplement, such as Sustagen or Ensure. Drink one of those between meals instead of snacking.
>>728242703
Or you could be loud as all hell yet become a Nightingale or assassin.
>>728241752
You should become a politician, you have all the qualifications!
>>728241964
But... but I don't have to, right?
>>728242081
Brother from another mother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
>>728242250
Still, if death is as painful as life why even bother?
>car rope
I guess that'd work, but I'd total the car. I like the car. Her name's molly.
>>728242853
Well, the latter part of that sounds pretty good, right?
>>728242944
I can't really force myself to drink more
>>728243027
Yes~
I'm just trying to put on a little weight, trying to augment my bust and such.
>>728243078
Alright, thank you for the tips~
>>728242609
You know, my wild side would totally agree with you on that decision, but i care waaaay too much for you to have you get wasted, i mean...It's not like i can stop you, but at the very least i can advise you that it's not a good idea, sometimes life sucks, actually most of the times, so be stronger than life and show these people tomorrow what you've got!
>>728242253
Playing some for honor now.
>>728243111
Ever wonder what its like to have sex with yourself?
>>728243078
I hate Bethesda's need to make you the leader of every faction, you come across some group you think is cool and it's just like
"I'll own you all in five sidequests"
>>728243284
So you're trying to make yourself thicc?
>>728243352
Who do you usually play?
>>728243380
Not really, pretty much just bust and butt. I don't wanna see anything on my stomach and or arms or the like.
>>728243111
I think you do~
>>728242721
Not sure why it sounds like God save the queen tho
>>728243111
The answer is you don't.
Cars are just that, you won't need any afterwards anyway, plus you don't have to necessarily use your car.
>>728243538
I, uh...don't really hear it to be honest
>>728243523
Get 5lb dumbbells and do squats
>>728243294
Maybe so, but drinking is my way of dealing with things. Makes them bearable
I just hope I have enough..
>>728243111
Im in the right city for it.
>>728243284
You pick up a lot of useful tips when you're friends with a strongman and a powerlifter.
>>728243373
Especially when it takes no special effort on your part. Its empowerment taken way too far.
Have I mentioned how much I hate hollandaise?
>>728243636
Feel ashamed of yourself
>>728243523
The weebs of course. Nobushi being my favorite.
>>728243714
You hate Holidays?
Even I'm not that negative
>>728243660
I do squats when I'm not feeling lazy
that don't help with bust though
>>728243714
When I was in high school I was actually kinda muscular, to be honest. I kinda miss it, I had abs...
>>728243778
Always~!
>>728243810
How is he different from the other ones?
>>728243839
Holidays are the worst. It means needing to interact with family and others
>>728243352
Every single day.
Could we... will you...?
>>728243538
I die a little inside every time I'm in the thread, check mate.
>>728243563
Cars are better than people.
If I wanna put the rope around my neck and run really fast I'd need to train a bit more, I think.
>>728243714
Go for it. I'll vote for you.
>>728243284
It's not too bad at all. Only having a couple of them though, saving the rest tomorrow or something.
Just one sip left of my 2 cans, oh well...
>>728243884
Not always! Just a bit right now please
>>728243938
Nah I make you live up inside <3
>>728243884
So what's the best way to make a cheeseburger?
>>728243695
Is there anything i can do to relieve your stress in a better way? Perhaps you could vent to me about what happened today, i know venting is an effective way of relieving stress.
>>728243884
She has a spear thing and a stance that lets them dodge an attack.
>>728243938
Ill try it once yeah.
>>728244071
Make the bread yourself. No sugar.
>>728243903
You have zero friends, don't you?
>>728243839
No, the sauce, hollandaise. Ive been making it too long.
>>728243884
Ive never been a healthy weight. And having abs means you're thin and need more fat.
>>728243938
Not worth it.
>>728244071
Asking me politely.
>>728244114
No, no. As I said, you already do more than enough
>>728244275
Define friend
>>728243988
Tomorrow if you want you can get some more..But maybe don't
>>728244021
I can't help it!
>>728244071
1) Get Cheese
2) Get Burg
3) Combine
Nah but seriously, as long as you have good buns and meat and grill it yourself it'll be good!
>>728244145
That seems pretty strong!
>>728244287
I've been underweight my whole life
>>728243938
You could also let gravity do the work for you. A tried and true method, of course. Don't have much more to offer that can't be described as a cliché.
I suppose you're correct, but the same could be said for a lot of things, most notably alcohol.
>>728244368
Its cool stuff yeah. May go work on bloodborne not sure.
>>728244287
I don't know what hollandaise is
>>728244311
A person you like that also likes you
>>728244583
I guess I have a few here then
>>728244511
I should make a new character to run the dark souls DLC with, but it's kinda scary, it's the last thing I have to do with the game, it's gonna be sad when I put it down..
>>728244368
Last week I weighed 49 kilo as a 5'10 male.
>>728244583
Think mayo, but warm and with butter instead of oil. No mustard. Mainly used on eggs benedict. Its an utter pain to make because so much can go wrong.
>>728244226
I like sugary bread though.
>>728244287
That's sounds very demanding for some reason and now I don't want to do it
>>728244368
Did you know I make the best steaks ever too? I can't wait to cook one for you.
>>728244641
Too bad they don't count because you don't actually know them
>>728244848
Sounds kinda bland
>>728244368
I made sure to get enough today, just promised myself I'd only have a couple of them tonight.
>>728244311
Explain me how i do more than enough then, because i'm sure i don't u.u
>>728245011
Then no, I don't have any friends. Only people I know and don't hate
>>728244825
That's not true. You could always do challenge runs
>>728244021
ERP me. Make it naughty.
>>728244145
Set the place and date.
I'll be there.
>>728244287
You could have the police beat up abbos, though.
>>728244393
Alcohol sure is man's best friend.
What's your booze of choice?
>>728245096
But I've already told you .-.
>Wryyyy
>>728244986
You don't need sugary bread on cheeseburgers though.
>>728244848
Ummmm..What's that in pounds?
>>728244986
I'm not sure if you'll be able to, but sounds good!
>>728245066
Alright, that's good. A lot of people around here seem to drink too much..
>>728245189
I did a few challenge runs already, but...yeah..
>>728245198
Cheap beer. Though I don't drink a lot these days.
>>728244986
Its my job to make burgers though.
>>728245011
Vinegar reduction and salt make up for that.
>>728245198
No, the abos trip on the curb.
>>728245351
108 pounds.
>>728245306
Of course I don't need it, but I want it. It's MYYYYY burger.
>>728245351
Can you make me a burger?
>>728245451
You just got replaced by a girl :x
>>728245198
Tuesday next week my hous 9am. >>728245351
Which ones?
>>728245208
...
Usually i don't name my pictures, but i though that person in the last one kinda looked like Dio Brando...
Yuno is true love
>>728245451
...You should try to gain some weight
>>728245524
Maybe but I've never grilled something before
>>728245541
Probably nothing too impressive. I think I'll try a 'less than X deaths' run on stream, not sure about X though
>>728245642
He did
>>728245750
Clearly a yolo run. Restarting on death.
>>728245698
>baby's first waifu
>>728245899
the first and only waifu
Eye'm the drinkest!
>Suika claim
>>728245524
Im not feminine enough.
>>728245750
3 weeks of trying while I have an appetite from my meds.
>>728246242
[X] Doubt
>>728245762
And you do look like Reisen in this one~ Wow, you called that picture bunny, such originality!
>>728245876
Obviously that's the first thought, but, I'm generally worse on stream, so it should be harder than normal, on top of an already hard run..
>>728246493
I hope it helps!
>>728246428
>>728245451
So what are you using it for?
>>728246497
He looks so nice in his Reimillia outfit! It should become his permanent atire
I'm an imaginative person as you can see
>>728246615
Eggs benedict at work. I have to make it every morning because watm eggs do not keep well overnight.
>>728246604
Ive been eating nearly nonstop most days, I certainly hope so.
>>728246497
>thumbnail_9cd73f1b85cca2fe5f20dab5b2eadfa6.jpg
Such originality!
>>728246493
It's like 8am, so maybe not right now
>>728246712
I actually was planning on getting one Remilia outfit too...the plan was to make my boyfriend happy with that, but then he left me so i guess we're no longer doing that :p
>>728246960
At least you don't microwave 90% of the food
Right?
>>728246960
I'm always too lazy to cook or something..
>>728247094
You should get it anyway. It might be fun
>>728246604
That's what people want to see though.
>>728246980
Nothing wrong with breakfast ale.
>>728247100
>microwaving food
>barbarism
I only microwave the butter to melt it for hollandaise. The front use it to warm quiches.
>>728247145
Make it routine and you just stop thinking about it.
>>728247324
I guess you might be right, but...I'm not sure I'm up to you, to be honest
Not on stream at any rate
>>728247425
I guess, but I am always so tired when I get home..
>>728247425
You never know when the restaurant you're at microwaves everything until a British man calls them idiot sandwiches
>>728245377
There's this liquor I like that goes great with milk, but besides that I barely drink either.
>>728245451
But only if you become president.
>>728245541
I'll be there.
Where's your house again?
>>728246980
I never mentioned being an original person myself~
>>728247251
Perhaaaaps i could show what i look like in it to someone else, who knows u.u
>>728247539
If my brother can do 3am to 6pm, get home, cook and look after a baby/toddler for 2 years, you can cook a meal.
>>728247903
I could take pictures. And hes Scottish.
>>728248321
There's never anything around my home to cook..
>>728248321
I was referring to this
>>728248081
Who knows. Anything is possible
>>728245198
No!
>>728244368
Why tho
>>728248707
I was referring to you with that sentence...
>>728248882
I don't think very much of myself
>>728248940
I kind of thought you were hinting at that. I won't say yes or no though