>Walk into your home >You find Donald Trump standing there

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>>728234934
Drop to my knees and start sucking his cock.

>>728234934
Call the zoo because they've obviously lost some rare simiae insuasum.

>>728235302
Proof only faggots voted for him.

Mirror his facial expressions back at him

>>728234934
hang out with barron

>>728234934
Check that he hasn't fucked my 12 year old sister...Donny does like them young uns. How do you pronounce Ivanka again?

>>728235302
this is the only correct answer

with none of the secret service in tow?

Ad so many pointy objects in the house to use?

it would be a service to mankind....

>>728234934
Ask him numerous cheeto themed questions

>>728235435
>one person says he'' suck him off
>WELL THERE IT IS GUYS! PROOF ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE GAY!

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>>728235302
shitty samefagger who voted Hillary.

>>728235920
You have that confused with your idol, Billary Clinton - but that's okay. You all get confused easily. :)

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lafd softly

>>728235975
You do realize republications hate gays

>>728234934
>*hugs him*
>H-hi Do-Donald Trumpu-san.... *blushes*
>*hides behind doors and awaits what Trump will do*

>>728236264
i don't think they do anymore desu
they just want to quietly forget they ever did

>>728234934
Shoot him.
Chop off his head.
Then shoot him again.
Receive Humanitarian Awards.

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>>728234934
Show him my microwave, and then hand him a few science books plus pic related.

tell him i voted for him, then most likely get overrun by extremely mad liberals

>>728234934
tell him I'm not selling him my property and I'm calling the cops, oh shit they work for him now.

>>728234934
Grab his toupee.
Take a photo.
Blackmail.

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>>728234934
Grab his wife Ivanka's pussy.

>>728237872
why are trump supporters professional victims at this point

it's like the only line of argument you have is "liberals don't like us"

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Grab some snacks and we will laugh at Butthurt Libruls. Pic related me and daddy trump

>>728234934
ask him to adopt me

>>728234934
Sit him down, hand him a beer..."Donald, we need to talk."

>>728235975
You are a faggot.

>>728234934
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>728238090
That's a practiced comb-over.

>>728234934
smash his head in

>>728238653
you know if you turn 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way right?

>>728238839
thats the joke faggot

>>728237295
>show him my microwave
kek

>>728238839
Welcome newfriend

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>pic related
so youre both a couple of bitches?

>>728238839
found the newfag

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>>728234934
Shake his hand. Thank him for what he stands for.

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>>728234934
Thank him for saving this country from cucks and libtards.

>>728239180
You mean like two weeks ago when we had to hold your hand and explain you step by step why Trump won and Bernie is shit candidate? It's productive for you when you suck our knowledge like an horny progressive.

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>>728235435
>has the gay vote

Just proves that he doesn't hate gays

>>728239065
upboat :^)

>>728239056
looks more like he got baited

Turn 360 degrees, shake his hand and thank him for being a sellout and not doing any of the things liberals were scared he'd do. Then turn 180 degrees and walk away.

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start recording a video of me asking about what the fuck is he doing in my property, and if he wants to me to keep my mouth shut about this he has to either pay me or get me a very chill good paying job.
If he doesn't pay, sell the recording to the highest bidder.

A man's gotta eat.

>>728234934
>Apologise for the mess
>Ask if he wants a beer

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Invoke Castle Doctrine.

With extreme prejudice.

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>>728236053
Why would you get so heated over some silly banter?

I don't have a horse in this race, but I'd vote for Trump only because it makes you so mad.

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>>728238232
Yeah let's see how Trump likes it now the tables have turned

>Melania is his wife though

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>>728234934
Offer him tea, sit down and talk

>>728241136
>Offer him tea
Britfag confirmed

Grab my finest bottle of scotch, and a couple tumblers. Offer him a drink. Then ask him why he hasn't signed an executive order repealing Obamacare.

>>728237295
Is it a nice microwave?

Offer him a drink

>>728240785
That's literally what happened in this election. Each side was trying to out-tantrum the other. Precisely why these threads get so many buttmad responses from both sides.

Each successive generation doesn't seem to get how politics work.

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>>728234934
Read the mission brief and get my bugout bag.

>>728241324
>Then ask him why he hasn't signed an executive order repealing Obamacare
>executive order

I'm guessing you didn't know what an executive order was before trump got elected

>>728234934

How'd your dumb ass get in here?

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>>728234934
Give him a nice roundhouse tour

ask him if he knows that name of the guy giving it to his wife

>>728234934
tell him to make me the Secretary of Energy and ill fulfill is promise of making america great again.

>>728234934
Ask if I can get a small loan of $1 million because I was at the front during the meme wars, fighting for him.

Ask him if there are aliens
>then kick him in the nuts

>>728234934
Deport him

>>728234934
Give him tea and ask him why the fuck it's in my property?

>>728244899
> Anon the Secretary of high energy.

>>728234934
give him a kiss

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>>728235302
He gets enough of that at the office.

>>728245465
>it's
The tea?

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>>728234934

Standing my ground and shooting him in self-defense.

>>728234934
Shake his hand and thank him for spanking that pussy nigger Obungo. Ask him when he is gonna lock up that crooked cunt Clinton.

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>>728236045
Ever read their cap?

Ask him what Ivanka's pussy smells like.

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>>728243451
I know. It's fucking hilarious. I'm just glad that Trump won, even if he turns out to be the worst possible President, it's still a statement that this madness has to stop.

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>>728240785
> I'd vote for Trump only because it makes you so mad.

fucking this. Trump was a molotov cocktail that I helped throw at our god awful shitty government.

>>728246440
That's a good question.
I wonder what kind of skincare products she uses.

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well our government was a dumpster fire so

>>728238460
The only correct answer

>>728234934
Shoot him for trespassing, it's the American way....

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>>728234934
I tell him
>AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA - IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!

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>>728234934
Lets talk business