Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Bless Kyouko
カラミチーマス
INC
It's hot
this one
Shiro claimed.
Fuckings mods, why delete?
>>728225163
That's a good one.
Woooo, 2 cj bans in a row
>>728225028
It's not
Claiming best girl
>>728224456 (Shiro)
>You really fail at everything.
Pls tell me something I don't know already.
>>728225273
Maybe heresy was the key all along.
>>728225217
>>728225273
Why is Kyouko claiming in the OP? you know how that works out.
>>728225448
let's do something I'm bored
>>728225513
But i did get it before too
>>728225459
The manuscript 4Q120 is a Septuagint manuscript of the biblical Book of Leviticus. The Rahlfs-No. is 802. Palaoegraphycally is dating from the first century BCE. Currently the manuscript is housed in the Rockefeller Museum in Jerusalem.
jealous?
Lain Claimed
>>728225217
The reason she was taking off her clothes was because she felt that it would reduce the static electricity on her, which is important when messing with delicate electronics.
What time is comfy for you to post? Now I'm curious about that since I don't recall you having a regular post time.
>>728225572
okay
>>728224862
cringe chibi
>>728224980
rem is literal waifu bait and shes dead irl
>>728224998
is she a pirate? wtf
>>728225028
pedo
>>728225095
troll
>>728225163
nice choice
>>728225217
i didnt like that anime
>>728225249
hello taiga2
>>728225273
wtf is she eating?
>>728225448
>glasses
>>728225459
>who?
>>728225513
seasonal slut
good afternoon everyone
>>728225829
someone desperately needs attention
>>728225829
You wouldn't insult a waifu for having a wheelchair
>>728225675
I wouldn't mind having a cute girl undress and build my computer.
>>728225663
Uhh.. Thanks..
>>728225829
According to Shiro I do.
>>728226001
I'm sure there must be some service where you can pay a cute girl with computer knowledge to dress like that and build your computer. Probably.
>>728225829
>18y old Konata, pedo
>6y old dragon, nice claim
>>728225829
The only possible reason to wear an eyepatch is being a pirate. Got it.
wow I never knew taiga was such a jerk
idk if I wanna be friends with a person like that...
>>728226380
cutie
>>728226268
I used to wear an eyepatch for like 10 years
>>728225829
Some kind of tart i think
>>728226432
hey Konata. doing well?
>>728225829
Been here since early August.
>>728226149
I have a feeling that's out of my price range.
Just have to find one, and seduce her into doing it for free.
I wonder if this invader will find me, or if he'll give up
Any love for Fire Emblem here?
>>728225526
Yeah, it's totally because of that.
>>728226515
hey cutie, I'm well
are you?
>>728225675
I'd be afraid of her catching a cold, that could end up really dangerous for all of mankind if the internet caught a virus.
>comfy time
I usually just claim when I have the time regardless of the hour, but usually around midnight here is a pretty good time to post. Great people online.
>>728225829
I didn't like you attitude.
>>728226107
Always a pleasure. What else would you like to know about?
>>728227113
What's inside a black hole?
>>728227037
Nice to see you agree
>>728227223
My hopes and dreams.
>>728227081
I'm alright, yeah. just stopping in to say hi.
hi.
>>728226650
I wish you luck in your endeavors.
>>728227113
Hmmm, I see. Shame that your midnight and mine don't go together.
>>728227250
eks d
>>728226107
It's because you keep on getting the name and girl slightly wrong; pic related.
Reimu claimed.
It's been a rough few days, lads. I went to see the Flaming Lips on Tuesday and broke my molar in half. Had to have a three-hour dental procedure done the next day and the antibiotics I'm taking make me sick.
On the upside I've got Lortabs and medical marijuanas.
>>728227394
hi
doing anything else tonight?
Claim
>>728227444
>eks d
eks d
>>728227764
Nice to see you agree
>>728227750
Claimed
>>728227829
Claim someone better -_-
>>728227914
Meant for >>728227851
>>728227645
nah. I gotta make biscuits for dinner in a bit, which is... boring. but it's working with pickled jalapenos, so I get to wear gloves.
you?
What have you all eaten today? I didn't pack lunch...
Ironic because Lilith eats a shit ton in canon
>>728227914
I'm claiming the best -_-
>>728227953
that sounds nice, but why biscuits and jalapenos?
>>728228087
soup every day
Lucina claimed
>>728227442
I does seem you're active around that time though, or was that just the last few days?
>>728227579
Life is pain.
Are you new here?
>>728227689
How's it going today?
>>728228146
they're biscuits with jalapenos in them.
you ever had the cheesy biscuits from red lobster? it's like that. but jalapenos.
>>728228146
I'm the worst -_-
>>728228087
Nothing
>>728228087
A glass of strawberry milk... in fairness, it's a really large glass.
>>728228160
Fire Emblem! Yes!
Though I find her kind of generic... She's alright!
I took the most underrated FE character
>>728228160
cute
>>728228237
you didn't mention cheese :o
that sounds better, I've never been to red lobster tho
>>728228286
You're the best
eat -_-
>>728228309
The best milk
>>728228146
I'm at SOUP
>>728228345
I'm not -_-
I will -_-
>>728228226
It depends on how swamped I am at work, since i'm pretty sure I'm at work when you're clock is at midnight.
I've been getting progressively busier these days, and with that I will actually sign off for the day.
If you want, you can add me on discord, easier to get a hold of me there: Not Purge#6666
>>728228345
yeah. jalapeno biscuits with cheese. and jalapeno.
they do biscuits there, with cheese. no jalapeno though.
>>728228403
Forgot a pic
>>728228403
who is this?
>>728228405
what will you eat? :o
>>728228451
sounds nice, I like regular biscuits with a little honey
are you making these alone? or for a group?
>>728228087
Nothing. Except my stomach does what stomachs do, and eat away your insides to supply your body with proper nutrients.
>>728228403
It really is. I probably should eat actual food though.
>>728228587
never been all that big on honey.
me, some family. small group, but good food is nice to have now and then.
>>728228425
>Not Purge#6666
Checked.
>>728228797
in elementary school we got to get honey from the bees
special occasion?
>>728228587
Lilith, Fire Emblem Fates (all 3 versions)
>>728228935
that sounds fun, actually. in elementary school I got stung by bees.
nah, just dinner. just felt like making some good food, you know?
>>728228587
Food probably
>>728229161
The bees are more scared of you than you of them :(
I see, that's nice then, I never had family dinners
>>728229208
what food? -_-
>>728229349
Idk -_-
>>728225881
nope just discussing waifus like the rules say.
>>728225928
ok
>>728225953
i would any day of the week
>>728226107
LITERALLY who the fuck is that?
>>728226165
yep strange world
>>728226268
yep. its not a fashion statement
>>728226478
what?
>>728226551
doesnt mean rem is ANYTHING other than a way to trick virgins into loving waifu bait.
>>728227113
whys that?
>>728229349
You're forgetting that the bees are willing to die for their cause.
There's usually more than a couple of them too.
I stepped in one of them underground wasp things when I was a kid. I jumped in the ocean and swam most of the way home.
>>728230176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkFnLj4Nkz4
you need to leave them be ;-;
wasps are evil though
>>728229448
eat me -_-
>>728229751
Define "Waifu bait"
>>728229751
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tart
>>728230564
Here
>>728230456
I didn't see the tiny hole, they stung me like 10 times before I got to the water ;-;
These were defending their little hole, but they're usually not too nice.
>>728230472
All I see is his reply bait.
Did 2b get the discord thing going yet?
>>728230729
Evening s-mug
>>728225513
>>728226165
>not satanica
>>728230793
And all I see is a way to get out of answering a question.
>>728230793
Hi taiga
>>728230883
Sorry, your "Waifu bait" reply wasn't to me, different Taiga.
It's wonderful having someone using your pictures and filenames.
>>728230838
Dumb chuuni you cannot rely on.
>>728231401
Oh. I should've noticed that you actually use capital letters. 2B is most likely asleep right now.
Rin claimed.
She's been alone in space for seven years. She needs a hug god dammit.
>>728228226
>Are you new here?
Not at all.
>>728232021
Forgot picture to enhance cuteness.
>>728231696
Don't worry about it, he's really trying to confuse people.
If you ever see a Taiga replying to another Taiga, it's not me.
If it gets too bad, I might consider getting a trip.
>>728231778
>
>>728231696
hello hello miss Rem <3 <3 <3
>>728231778
c u t e
I'd hug her!
>>728228226
Pretty fine, just sitting around. Haven't done much, if anything these last few days.
How about you?
>>728232150
Nah, I can tell by way people type. You, obviously have a nicer way. It'll stick out pretty easily.
Inconsiderate people are so rude...
At least say "thank you" when I hold a 400lb door for you.
>>728232559
thank you <3 <3 <3
>>728232559
Hi sono
>>728232444
Oh hey Love anon, happy to see you here. How are you today?
>>728232598
You're welcome ^^
>>728232682
Good morning Tomo-chan~
>>728232707
I'm okay! didn't sleep well but that's okay! how are you?
>>728232889
hello hello miss Sono! how are you doing?
>>728232889
How are you? I had a nightmare last night for once.
>>728232979
Just disappointed in humanity. I may be emotionally disabled but I least I know when and how to consider the feelings of others.
>>728232559
Evening Sono
Who don't people say thanks? It costs them literally nothing.
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>728233181
Pretty good.
Were you scared~?
>>728233208
Good evening ^^
It's better to stay away from people like that. They're going to be alone for the rest of their lives.
>>728233238
That's good. I woke up sweating so yeah.
>>728233192
thank you for being a thoughtful person <3
>>728233291
hello hello Rory <3
>>728233360
Weow I just realized how badly I formulated my last post.
I think my mind wanted to write both "Who doesn't" and "Why don't people"...
>>728233533
Hello, I completely forgot about the advice for dinner, and it may have been late. So I took a screenshot.
>>728232979
Oh, you mentioned about it earlier. You said you didn't sleep because of the hangover?
I'm doing fine. Just a little hungry. You up to anything?
>>728224862
Mine. Violet. Violet is mine.
>>728233291
Not even a hi?
>>728233506
Pussy! No I'm kidding.
I still get nightmares about being in high school
>>728233533
I am the apostle of consideration!
>>728233566
Your mind wanted more coffee!
>>728233807
Hey, I just like to announce that Im in my booth.
>>728233651
ahhh thank you so much friend! I'll save this and try to find something off of this!
>>728233679
I slept from... 9 to 11! I think! if I did at all!
please eat <3 I'm waiting for the soup to finish up!
>>728233807
MISS SONO IS A SUPERHERO
Claimed.
Acerola
>>728233807
Well mine wasn't about high school. Probably would be nice to get a little hug after one.
>>728233900
I will eat soon, but for now I will practice calligraphy.
>it's also because I'm not at home.
>>728226432
>for like 10 years
Why's that? I recall some people do it for medical reasons pertaining to fixing eyesight, but i can't really recall why exactly.
>>728233651
I'm going to steal that recipe too, sounds really nice, thanks.
Got some food I need to eat before it expires first, but next week I'll give it a go.
I'll report back how badly I failed.
>>728234097
okay <3 be safe while you're out as well!
>>728233900
Im happy to give cooking advice if/when people remember Im a professional who learned the bulk of it on the job and practiced at home.
>>728234166
My sister had one because a muscle wasnt pulling up an eyelid correctly. She needed surgery to correct that and the eye needed to be forced open, so the patch was put in the good eye.
>>728234309
As long as you keep your attention on it, it shouldnt fail.
>>728234338
When I said that I meant I'm on campus currently.
>>728234404
ah... okay! what's the one thing you think a lot of people mess up, be it restaurant or home cooks?
>>728234405
oh
that's good then <3
>>728233887
You're not Alice2!
>>728233900
T-thank you!
I actually do my best.
I once told a blood "thank you" for holding the door for me
>>728233905
Pink hair master race.
>>728233921
Who's this?
>>728233985
Hm, tell me about your dream.
>>728225249
The scary rabb.it profile picture.
Seras Claimed
>>728234600
why were you around a phlebotomist?
>>728234499
Restaurant cooks, hollandaise and toast. Home cooks, souffles.
>>728234600
I know, Im nowhere near that egotistical.
>>728234716
I mean a gang member! The Bloods
>>728234600
Bloods are people too I guess.
>>728234615
Good evening.
Changed it now, not much better though.
>>728234757
Rude!
Have you thought about having help threads?
>>728234757
ah... I meant technique! I should have been more specific ;~;
>>728234814
oh!
miss Sono are you in a gang?
>>728234871
Do you have gang members in your part of the world?
>>728234166
I wore it from kindergarten to like the end of middle school
my left eye is normal, right is really bad (everything blurry, can't read at all)
I wore an eye patch on my left eye every day so that my right eye could get practice seeing on its own, because my left eye is 95% of my vision
it didn't work
>>728234933
I used to be gang related with the Crips but that was about it
>>728234895
No. General help threads arent my thing. Ive done AMAs on my Crohns though. And while I give advice, it sometimes isnt good advice, and Ill say when I think it isnt good advice.
>>728234933
What do you mean by technique? Cooking method? Id have to say poaching for both.
>>728234600
Well I found a big place. Inside wereall of these squares that were raised off the ground. It came to me to put walls in between them and make it like a hotel. Kind of flashed forward there are walls and nice rooms using the squares as like a bed with a mattress on it. Rent out my first couple of rooms at opening night. Fast forward a bit again and I'm sitting at a desk in the front reading when I hear noises. I get up and go to the first room I rented out and go into it. The mattress is off the square and the square is open. A woman is on top of it arms and legs all fucked up and I see her start to puke up her organs from her mouth. Keep going?
>>728235199
That's very thoughtful of you.
Has anyone taken your advice?
>>728234404
Ah, well that's interesting. I've heard of it being used to help force an eye to "pay attention" as it were, but i don't think i've heard of such a thing in respect to an eyelid.
>>728234985
Ah yeah. That's roughly what i figured. I went to elementary school with a girl with a similar situation, i think. She had really thick glasses and one the eyes was covered anyways. Always struck me as a little odd.
>>728235026
that sounds unsafe!
>>728235199
I don't know what poaching is ;~; isn't that like boiling things?
>>728234499
But as I mentioned earlier, my stomach does stomach things to compensate hunger. What kind of soup are you making?
>>728234615
Fuck you too
>>728235258
Yes, this is getting hot
>>728235407
it was a lot of fun, I used to jump a lot of black people and beat them up
>>728234871
Nice, now I can sleep normally
>>728235429
love you though
Going to nap. Later all.
>>728235358
probably, I wore glasses too with the patch. I used to use a pirate patch, but they made me switch to the sticky bandage kind, I hate those. feel uncomfortable all day
good nap
ganjaman
>>728235561
Bye, hun ^^
>>728235426
soup! potato and cheddar and bacon!
>>728235508
why would you want to hurt people though? that's not nice ;~;
>>728235561
sleep well miss Shizuru!
>>728235299
Sock took my advice for confirming girls numbers (change the last number, if they correct you its legit) and Taiga uses dishwasher sounds to help sleep.
>>728235358
It did help, her eyes open normally now.
>>728235407
Poaching is cooking in simmering water with vinegar or similar. The definition is between 94 and 97 Celcius, but visually its a rolling simmer. Not quite a boil. Everyone just boils, which cooks too quickly.
>>728234957
There's some, but nothing compared to over there.
Rather quiet overall.
I think the murder rate is like 1.5 / 100,000 here.
>34 percent of the prison population are foreigners
>>728235561
Have a nice nap.
>>728235646
That sounds lovely. It's unfortunate I can't have it with you.
>>728235666
oh! that makes sense then!
can you just boil the water/vinegar mix, and then lower the temp back down to a simmer?
>>728235769
I agree ;~; that would be nice
>>728235463
She then collapses into the square thing too. I walk up and look into it and it starts to bubble and its a nasty color with the parts floating around in it and I hear her voice from it say help. I then ran to other rooms to find a similar thing happening. I start to run back to my desk but as I pass the first room something grabs my leg and I fall. It was black with an green and it looked like it was made of the body parts. It didnt have a good grip and right as I got up more came from the other rooms and got me. Thats when I woke up.
>people are here, sorry, bye!!!!
>>728235646
Lmao, blacks aren't people!
>>728235666
Hail Satan!
Also that's very weird. You should teach Sock to not be thirsty.
>>728235707
Prolly all Americans too.
80% of the world's murderers are American!
>>728236135
That's very interesting...
I'm the type to take my dreams seriously. And I will study your dream when I have time later tonight~
bye tomo!
>>728236363
Bye sono.
>>728236363
I disagree!
have fun <3
>>728236363
>blacks aren't people
There are respectable black people too.
I can understand what you mean though, a lot of my bad experiences with people have been with people of color.
Baiaa
>>728235543
Do you though
>>728236679
Yes yes
>>728236005
Pie would also be nice.
Come to think of it I have been craving apple pie for like a month. That stuff makes me happy.
>>728236646
Love Anon, I've forgotten, what taste was your cider?
I got some Peach cider today, tastes like iced tea.
I also asked you the other day, is there a name you'd like to go by?
I forgot your answer...
>>728232021
>>728232111
>checked
Oh yea, I think I've seen that red ribbon somewhere before. Who is she?
>>728232446
I'm trying to get some planes to fly the way I want them to.
They don't.
>>728236745
Hmm good, good
>>728236907
Taiga, Taiga, why do you spend your money on that
>>728237019
C-claimed
>>728237088
Leave -_-
>>728236837
I've never made a pie! I should try sometime!
>>728236907
that sounds so good <3 I had mango! but I would love peach if I found it!
>>728237036
Your waifu a bit less though
>>728237019
The only way I really planes flying is not towards me.
>>728237129
B-but my Schokohäschen, how could you say that ;_;
>>728237231
That's okay, she doesn't like you either
>>728237088
It's abducting the dog, stop it before it gets back to the mothership!
Because I can.
>>728237140
I was in a hurry, so I just grabbed a couple random flavors, turned out peach was pretty good.
I'll try mango sometime if I see it.
>>728237258
*want
Was too late to abort.
>>728237313
-__-
>>728225163
Kanna from dragon maid btw if you didn't know