What's it like knowing you'll never have a boner nearly

>>728210311
At least mine doesn't look like a boomerang

>>728210311
Post more pls :3

>>728210311
Le bent duck

>>728210361
REKT

IT ISNT BENT ITS SOFT

>>728210516
OP getting mad because he just found out he has a bendydick

>>728210516
>erect
>soft

Are you gay? asking for friend.

>>728210621
Every time a woman tries to throw him away he just keeps coming back

HAHAHAHAHA ITT we have a fucking broken bent erection!

>>728210748
My fucking sides

I don't really give a fuck. A huge flaccid dick would just get in the way of my daily yoga.

>>728210748
Holy shit. You have my vote. Can't wait till you're president of the World.

>>728210311
Are you Australian?

How long and how girthy op? Also why does your dick have suck a huge bend in it?

Peyronie asked for his dick back.

>>728210621
I told you is soft, it falls to one side
>>728211351
No im not
>>728211367
5.6" girth
6.8" length
Hard 9"

>>728211610
Then why does your dick look like a boomerang?

>>728211610
Good stats mate, you have nothing to worry about

>>728211610
You can take it from here

>>728211610
Fuck even soft you're bigger than me hard

>>728211610
>tfw 2 inches hard

>>728212022
Prove it

>>728210311
If that really is soft tho... you could probably flap someone in the head with it and it would hurt

>>728212275
Im only 5.6" long and 5" girth with a hard on, pretty average
He's bigger even soft

>>728212653
That's too bad man. Could you imagine comparing with him?

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>>728211610
yfw you ruined your dick by stretching and you can't get a genuine creation.

>TFW you can't into manhood
>TFW you can't anal fuk
>TFW you show ur feet like a fag for attention.
>TFW you like to be penetrated.

Proof me wrong faggot
>pro tip, you can't.

>>728210311
No way that boomerang is 9 inches. Looks 7 max

>>728210311
I want OP to give me a footjob while he makes me play with his big cock and teases my little one

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>>728212732

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OP your dick sort of looks like mine too!

>>728213120
Stop same fagging op.

>>728213442
I promise I ain't him, I'm just gay as hell.

>>728210311
Good for you and your boomeranged

But i have had a boner that size, in my butt

>>728210361
BOOMERANG
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO YOU

>>728213123
t-thank you
but he's thicker too, anon

also, I'm 5.6" no bone pressed

>>728213213
I'd take a 5"x4" over a boomerang anyday tbh.

Do you have aids btw?

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Show hard not flaccid, or better angle

>>728210311
Jesus is this real

>>728210311
dont worry anon bendy dicks are more fun to suck anyway. everyone likes a good challenge

>>728210311
Nice feet too :3

>>728217741
Was gunna say, those are some big orange feet.

>>728210311
"floppy"

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What's it like being this sad about your pathetic life that you fuckin post your dick for guys to look at while you boast about something you had no personal choice over? Pic related, my dick that I don't use a crutch. Focus on something else more important faggot

>>728218047
OP is better he had feet in his pic

>>728218047
cringe

>>728210311
ur dick is broke mang. Ill take my smaller but functional dick anyday.

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>>728218047
Op's dick

>>728218047
pencil dick and cut. how sad

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>>728210748

Bumping a quality thread

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>>728210748

>>728219175

>>728210311
>Implying is a problem

>>728220414
We all know we wish were that big

>>728218047
More?

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And hard

>>728221092
Those nuts look heavy af

>>728222469
Y tho

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>>728221092
H...how does it not grow at all when hardening. Mine goes from a baby carrot to your size and it's awesome. Entertains bitches and half the nutshots I receive miss

>>728222708
He's only like an inch or more longer I'd say

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BTFO

>>728213213
I think I know you.

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rot my poonus

>>728225202
Short bottle

>>728222469

>>728226698
See >>728222665