I love real life horses, I'm super into beastiality and

>Trying this hard to be edgy

/thread

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Then, his glorious, warm asshole closed again, and I was sad for a second because I knew that he was done feeding my his amazing manure, but I was glad because I knew that it meant I could lick him clean, and belive me, I did my job. I must have licked, sucked, sniffed and tounged his perfect ass for twenty minuites until he was clean. I used my whole tounge getting really deep to lap up and shit he might have left. But he was only dirty for about five minuites, the other fifteen were because I'm such a dirty little faggotboy. Then, I sucked his big, perfect cock, because he must have liked my rim-job, because he was fully erect. His cock was about two and a half feet long, and probably two and a half inches wide and it smelled fantastic. Let me tell you, horse genitals (especially a mare in heat, or a horny stallion) are possibly the absolute greatest smell of all time. In fact, everything about a horse smells like it was meant to be one of the best scents in the universe. I licked and sucked his fat, heavy balls and kissed them. I have big, full lips that make me an amazing oral slut. In fact, when I go too long without fucking a horse, I usually go to gloryholes and dress like a girl, to suck cock and get my ass fucked. Sometimes, I even get my cock sucked at the hole. I love when other men can see my panties, stockings and skirt and suck my cock. But I digress. So I turned my attention towards Archie's shaft and began licking his girth and worked my way up his huge cock. I made sure to slobber all over his entire dick from the thick, full base to the detailed perfection of his tip. I spat on both my hands and got on my knees below him.

Fresh pasta?

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Nice.

I grabbed his godlike member with both hands and guided it to my waiting mouth. I had sucked his cock before, but with my mouth full of the taste of his shit, and my slobber on his cock greenish-brown and fully aromatic of his heavenly excriment, in addition to the full feeling of my gut after eating so much of his manure, it felt like a whole new experience. I always practice deepthroating the other horses, big guys at gloryholes and of course on my toys, and I think I'm pretty good at cramming delicious warm cock down my throat. But Archie is so big, and so girthy that he really fills me up. Plus, he loves to work his own natural rhythm into sex, so he gently humps my face with his powerful haunches. When I really start putting him in my mouth, my throat gets stretched and my asshole begins to throb. Almost like we're the same being, me and Archie throb together. My asshole and his dick. After picking up speed and getting worked by my hands, Archie's throbbing picks up, and his manure-scented cock momentarily goes rock hard, his tip flares and he shoots his tasty sperm down my throat. I hold his massive cock down my throat as long as I can before giving in and allowing his perfect, godly penis to exit my mouth. I swallow all the rest of the cum (If you've never tried horse cum, you're missing out it's fantastic!) then I clean off his cock and balls with my mouth. Only then do I let myself jack off. It only took two strokes to cum, because I was so proud of myself for making Archie feel so good.

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I want the drugs you just took before writing this

i like mare cunt just as much as the next zoo but i think you might have taken it too far

Another great, but shorter moment was with one of my mares, a clydesdale we call Ashley. Ashley was probably my favorite mare until we got Gwen, who has such a tight pussy and a really soft and tight donut. But this story is about Ashley. One night I was out while Ashley was in heat. As I pressed my nose into her amazing donut, to smell that perfect mare-in-heat scent, she started pissing all over me. Luckilly, my mouth was open because I was about to start licking her clit, and I caught the piss in my mouth, ans started drinking. When a mare is in heat, her piss goes really dark, and it tastes fantastic. Then, I pulled away and stuck my cock in Ashley's warm piss. Realizing my chance, I mounted Ashley by moving her tail to the side and climbing onto her haunches. Using her piss as lube, I entered her anus and began fucking her, slowly at first, then more quickly. I came with my face buried into her pelt, and filled her ass with my cum.

Then, I got down off of her and started licking my cum and her piss out of her ass. I then licked her tasty cunt until she came. But that's enough stories. As you can see, I love horses. I also love kinky sex, with horses and with people. I'm into scat, piss and farting, BDSM, including diapers, long-term, slavery, public sex and public acts and rape scenarios. I also absolutley love crossdressing, and transgender. I like being both sub and dom. Some of my favorite fantasties include being strapped to a horse (either with my mouth to it's ass or with his cock up my ass) getting anally fucked by a horse, which I have yet to do, enslaving a a girl and bimbofying/brainwashing her into being a slut, to the point where she'll just do wharever I say, I'd like to be set up as a public cumdump, and I've been trying to fit an entire pool set up my ass. (I can do seven balls right now, the goal is to get all sixteen in and then fuck myself with the cue!) Another fantasty is being a toilet slave at a private sex club, being fed piss shit and sometimes cum from the patrons. I'd love to fuck a pregnant girl and especially a pregnant horse.

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I'd also like to fuck the hot MILF across the street, she's got amazing thighs, a beatuful ass and nice tits. She recently had her third kid, so she's lactating. I know she's always horny because she masterbates all the time she plays with her cunt, asshole and tits, which she makes squirt milk. I can see her from my place with binoculars. When I go to her house to watch her kids sometimes, I sneak into het closet after putting the kids to bed, dress up in her clothes and masterbate with her sex toys on her bed. She doesn't know I do it and she uses the toys constantly. Once, she even left the house with a buttplug in! I've stolen two pairs of her panties that she set aside after masterbating that morning. I jack off to the scent of them. I'd like to set up a camera in her toilet to get video of her pissing and shitting, because I know her big ass would look perfect with a big log of shit coming out of it, or my cock going into it. But no matter how hot she is, she's nowhere near as hot as a horse. I fap to my neighbor (including her panties, while I watch her please her pretty cunt, to a photo I took of her bending down to grab a toy with her asshole and coochie on display (I like to think she knows I watch her, and she showed me on purpose) and to pictures of her ass in yoga pants, tits in a sport bra and even to a picture of her face!) I fap to porn of people fucking horses, horses fucking each other, porn of my kinks and hentai of horses, (a lot of my little pony) futa and lolis. But I'll jack off to pretty much anything. I use my toys, which include an amazing Doc Johnson vibe that I forget the name of, a couple bad dragon fleshlights of horses, and I own all the BD horse dildos in the biggest size. I also have a big squarepeg "Slink" plug that's two feet long. I love to wear it horseback riding and while I give oral to the horses. I also often wear it when I go to gloryholes.

Someone call the humane society, this ones off the rails

I have three more plugs, one that thrusts, a big inflatable one, and a metal nJoy plug. I also have a buttplug with a horse tail for roleplaying. I have a huge foot long dildo that I use to practice deepthroats, and a few other toys that I have lying around. I'm currently training to do the pool set, and hopefuly take a stallion in my ass. I'm completley clean of STIs and single, because I couldn't date anyone that wouldn't be okay with me doing the things I do. I really love horses, more than pretty much everything. I just want to fuck horses, whores and good dick (but especially horses) forever.

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someone screencap all this shit

>>728205002
do it yourself, faggot.

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You should write children's books, OP. You have a way with words.

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Heh

Try hard

>>728205903
he's trying harder than you are.

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I think that you will enjoy this video

https://youtu.be/FtCL4Zs0oCQ

and definitely these
I think you will find that Data and you have the same taste in art.


https://youtu.be/jk7eyqY4bbQ

https://youtu.be/7xfCKXnyD-4

You just don't want to be around him if you fuck up a horse painting

https://youtu.be/p7jbP1_H9sA

>>728205251
thank you! also, that's an amazing cock! especially those balls, they're so plump and smooth, i'd love to suck them. stallion balls smell and taste soooo good!

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Wtf is going on here??

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>mfw opening this thread

>>728206458
Kek'd even though the middle two were kind of disturbing.

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I'm pretty sure i heard the theme from hellraiser in that second one

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You did.

>>728206631
Post horse cocks.

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>>728206458
I had no idea that data was so into horse cock

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Nice shit, literally.

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Anyone else see it?

include in screencap, this shit is legendary

Reads like the typical gay lifestyle desu.

>>728204219
tl;dr

>>728204219
Nicely written, however the "straight" stuff ruined it for me.

>>728204219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHKiUEATYY

>>728207697
>posts just one

>>728205251

Is that the space worm from Prometheus?

>>728204219
Dubs Checkem

>>728209051
Checkem

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>>728209074
Check my dubs

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>>728209116
Check my reoccurring digits

>>728209143
lr check dubs

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>>728208361
more?

>>728209173
look t my dubs

>>728209202
DUBS CHECKEM

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i feel the same way. im not into eating ass but when i first tried scat it really turned me on. i only have small portions but like to rub the warmth all over me and hibernate under the horse's broad legs.

>>728209228
SADV sv dubs

>>728209180
ye

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Dubs checkem

>>728209297
checkem dubs

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>>728209272
no I mean does >>728208361 have more

>>728209297
Dubs checkem AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArsagrhtseibrfoiweufosdoauygfouhrweohfoieuhgoieughoiugvpaabfdsbhrtshnrshn

>>728209322
Oh shit dude you got dubs I checked them and they are in fact reoccurring digits at the end of your post ID Top kek the gighest form of lulz my dude holy shit

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>>728209180
Might as well do some more

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Op, you should totally post your photo, to know who is this epic OP.

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I want to deepthroat that tongue.

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>>728209635
With that tongue I don't think you would have a choice

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>>728209641
nice. Love the tongue in the first one

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>>728209635
same but I'd also like it up my butt

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>>728209769
Ditto

>>728208850
well i can't help it. if i'm going to be honest though, i far prefer cock.

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Horses have such huggable cocks

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>>728209986
its great isnt it

>>728210097
I like the more anthro stuff tbh just cause the size scale meant in fantasy I could sit on one easier than a RL stallion cock

>>728210097
they really do! they're huge and girthy and warm, and they smell so good. when i grab onto my halfling's cock, i think about all the amazingly sexy things i've done to him, and i never want to let go!

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>>728210201
True the monster cocks are fun too look at for me but wouldn't be able to make it fit.

>>728204219
Oh look, faggot OP.

>>728210274
that cock is fantastic... holy shit i'm in love!

>>728210525
yes i am! and i'm proud to be a faggot too!

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>>728210505
yep! Just give me an anthro stud with an 8 inch donger instead

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Gelding horses are pretty hot imo

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>>728210649
kek its like his dick went in one hole and came out the other

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>>728210505
I have a big clyde named Axle that has a real monster cock. I mean, 3.2 feet long and 2.6 inches wide. I measured! He's so strong and big, and I can barely take him in my mouth. When I do fit some of him in, it hurts and my jaw gets sore, but it's sooooo worth it! A cock that big makes you feel proud to suck, and making such a powerful monster cock cum is one of the greatest feelings you can experience!

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>>728209379
Oh my GOD shut the fuck up

>>728208656
>Where do you live?
>The Horsecock peninsula

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>>728210571
Still a pretty sizeable piece of stud meat at that length.

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>>728210850
yep. I'm tight as a button but 8 inches is much easier to train to than a RL stud dong

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>>728210787
Hot, but exactly my point. Guess I won have to do it myself to think otherwise.

>>728210850
True! 8in is a nice cock! I'd ride that in a heartbeat!

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>>728210906
I agree! There is no world in which I get a actual horse cock up my ass. But 8 inches given time then sure.

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Thread needs mares

>>728211061
No, the real monsters aren't for everyone, and it's totally ok if you aren't comfortable with that kind of size. But personally, nothing can replace the size of a full horse!

>>728211225
saving, cheers

>>728211225
Tiny pucker on that horse. Doesn't look right

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>>728211225
goddamn I love this pic and yeah I agree! I guess it the fantasy v reality aspect. Kinda like its fun to look and dream but no touching.

>>728211567
if you have any more like this with condom, line them up

>>728211354
Thread needs you to fuck off and start your own

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>>728211621
same I love that shit

>>728211617

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>>728211634

mares > stallions

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Include me in screencap please

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>>728211621
I never really understood that particular kink, with the condom on the sub. What about it works for you? I'm genuinely curious.

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>>728211844
fuuuuuuuuuck. Not him but for me its the big pool of thick gloopy cum waiting to be swallowed along with the feel, smell and taste of condoms wrapped round a cock. Also its fun to play with

>>728211844
i think it is because of how filled up it is and horses cum a lot.
looks like a balloon but with cum

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>>728211960
huh. interesting.

>>728211771
Let see. Would I rather throw a hotdog down a hallway or a stick of salami between two tight buns? Mare pussy is nasty.

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>>728212040
but also its like a fetish and fetishes are kinda hard to explain lol. Also I have a big latex fetish so it ties in with the latex

>>728204937
Dump the milf pics faggot

>>728204219
and people say my little pony is harmless ...
sigh..

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>>728211393
Would jerk a horse off first

>>728211403
You welcome

>>728211597
I agree! Prefer big puffy houre donuts

>>728211617
All that while fapping of course

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>>728212192
Yeah I guess

>>728204219
Horsey blowjobs sound like a lot of fun, but literally nothing else mentioned.

>>728211771
Maybe if you're a fucking faggot. Horse cock is what real men want. Mares don't even shoot massive loads of cum.

>>728204219
Thank you for the laugh, I needed it

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>>728204219
Would love to have a sexy stallion fart in my face all day!

>>728212896
I know, right? I'm leaking precum right now just thinking about it!

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>>728213168
Farting always gets me hard, no matter what! Hope you bust a nut thinking about those smelly horse farts!

Would worship this stallions gassy ass all day!

>>728213332
Pressing my nose into a soft, warm donut and waiting for my stallion to fart is such a sexy time!

>>728204219
Horseplay

>>728204219
okay

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>>728213630
Mmmm! Try to huff up as much as you can without passing out. All those glorious stallion farts.

>>728213773
I'd never pass out! That scent is wonderful and fills me with life!

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>>728204219
Quite the imagination

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>>728213871
Good! Don't disappoint your gassy stallion Master!

Animopron is the place for you

This thread has put me on whole new levels of what the fuck? I never thought possible.
Thank you scathorseman

>>728213773
this thread was degenerate enough

>>728214966
There is no bottom for degenerates

>>728215186
no but there is a point of no return

My girlfriend has a horse and even for a gelding it has a pretty enormous member. About a month the girlfriend had the farrier out to trim his hooves and he was dancing around and generally being an ass while she was working. The farrier thumped him a couple times but he kept dancing around. All the sudden his penis came out just hard as a stone. The farrier crouche down to get a good look at it and noticed what the problem was, there was a chunk of gunk stuck on the head of his penis. It must have got there when he rolled earlier. She reached over and pealed it off and a shower of piss went everywhere, she was drenched. The horse felt miles better suddenly, and the farrier decidedly didn't. The girlfriend and I rubbed her down with towels but she needed a full cleanup. The girlfriend ushered her into the house and directed her to the facilities. Our washer and dryer are in the bathroom so strip off and go is the game there. The girlfriend was in therr and awfully long time. When she came out she was freshly washed too. The farrier had gotten horny and invited her into the shower for a little play time. I started to squawk out of jealousy because the farrier was banging and I was nursing a stiffy myself. The girlfriend took care of that stiffy and the farrier joined in a bit later. That horse was my hero that day.

>>728215427
Wut

>>728214378
you're quite welcome! i really do love horses. they're nature's finest creature!

>>728215427
I'm so jealous of her! a stallion's cock is like a firehose full of tasty piss!

>>728215427
Horses, nature's wingman.

>>728215823
You can fuck them, they get people to fuck you, what can't a horse do?

>>728215289
Why would you want to return?

>>728212510
well, mare pussy is delicious, but i agree for the most part. a real man takes cock. but sometimes, i can't help but be little sissy.

>>728215186
this degenerate is a bottom!

>>728216018
Nothing that I wouldn't ask of them.

>>728216064
i dont want to be 40 years old and realize i spent the better part of my life jerking off and wasting time on the internet

>>728212510
>Mares don't even shoot massive loads of cum.
Compared to zebras, neither do stallions.

>>728216449
any cum is good cum!

>>728207697
White power!