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>Be me >15 >Pot head >Hang with Pot head friends

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>Be me
>15
>Pot head
>Hang with Pot head friends
>Always daring each other to do dumb shit
>Girl moves in across the street
>Don't really notice her
>Bros before Hos amirite
>Neighborhood has a BBQ
>Attend cause free food
>Pothead friends come along
>We get the munchies man
>Friends start kinda joking around with the girl
>She's very timid
>Even though she has short hair, she wears it over one side of her face
>Doesn't look emo
>But doesn't look all too alluring either
>Once she doesn't give them a reaction they fuck off
>One of my friends tells me to tap that
>She's a solid 7/10 in her figure, but I can't see her face well enough to judge
>Probably hiding acne or something
>We actually start talking, something that my friends had a hard time with.
>Learn her name
>Kiya
>Say its a nice name, we make small talk
>End up asking for her number
>Wat
>She actually gives it to me
>I'm surprised I didn't malfunction and sperg out
>Head back to pothead friends
>Get teased about 'getting mad pussy'
>Laugh it off
>End up thinking about it all that night
>Talk about it when we go to school the next day
>Oh god they're teasing me
>Pot head friends don't knock this off
>Leader of pot heads approaches me
>He has a dare for me
>Oh shit

Cont?
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>>728179913
underage b&
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continue it shithead
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>>728179913
No
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>>728179913
bump
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>Stoner friend dares me to get laid with this girl
>He's concerned for me because I'm "The only virgin in the group"
>That's bullshit
>We both know its bullshit
>He just wants to see me
>The khaki looking Rapunzel haired little shit
>Get turned down by the only girl that hasn't been disgusted by me
>Whatever
>Call her after school
>Invite her to the movies
>She isn't that into it
>Oh well
>Take her home
>Being extremely flirty
>She's shy so I have to be alpha as fuck
>Really hard for me when I'm a beta by nature
>Farthest I get is getting her hair out of her face
>Woah
>Those are some nice eyes you got there
>No seriously they were like a crystal blue
>Nice
>Compliment her
>She goes shy mode
>Says she has to go
>Don't bother texting her
>Rather annoyed I got blue balled
>Didn't even get a hug
>Triggered
>Friends are cunts about this for the next week
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>>728179913
Hurry up and continue sperg
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>>728181025
go on
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there better be a part three because theres no other reason to share this dog shit story
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>>728181025
Far enough what did you do the next time you saw her?
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we get it you smoke weed and you're 15 "hur dur im cool" fucking stop saying stoner
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>Keep trying to ask her out
>Get a little further with every date
>Start learning a bit about her.. Actually like her personality
>Once she opens up to me I find out that she's a very emotional person
>At first this disgusts me
>But no matter what she was always kind to me
>Even when I was a bit snappy at her about taking forever to get ready
>She always made sure that her hair was curled, she had a nice dress on and that she didn't look like a literal vampire
>It was hard to do for someone as pasty white as her, but she somehow covered up the dark circles under her eyes
>The majority of the time at least
>I feel extremely safe around her. Starting to develop actual feelings.
>I had recently got out of a relationship with an ex who didn't even let me touch her
>So when this girl was extremely shy about me being touchy with her, it kinda hurt.
>We watch TV, hang out, all the fun shit that young couples did.
>Feel happy for once, not the hollow kind of zoned out happy weed gave me
>But a nice little red in the cheek feeling of happiness
>We have our first kiss after a month of dating
>Friend group breaks up
>Shit
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>>728181432
Keep going
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>>728181432
There has to be more. Keep going
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>Edgy teenage drama commences
>World war three had just commenced in our group
>Two guys had been having a relationship in private and broke up and then everyone started getting at each others throats
>Old issues were brought up
>One kid had to switch classes to get away from the former leader of our little group
>Get extremely occupied
>My pussy beta male feelings got extremely triggered by this
>Started becoming over sensitive to everything
>Cried myself to sleep periodically due to a sense of loneliness
>Stop talking to Kiya for a little bit.
>she notices
>Shit
>One night i get a call from her
>While I'm being a dramatic little shit I pick it up
>"Hey anon, are you alright?"
>She hears me sniffling
>I half expected her to get weirded out, half expected her to get a bit impatient
>She didn't
>We talked about life and love and all the people we lost that night
>Learnt her dad had died the year before she moved there
>She was choking up, it was kind of dumb looking back on it
>But both of us kind of just lied there
>Two teenagers in love
>Dealing with petty dramatic bullshit that seemed so large to us at that time
>Admitted our feelings to each other
>Talked about human nature
>All that good shit
>Next thing I knew my alarm went off and I was functioning about as well as a SJW faced with logic
>Groggily made my way to school, a bit happier than the days before
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>>728179913
Go on
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>A year passes.
>We've become pretty reliant on each other for emotional support
>She was bullied pretty badly at her old school
>Her parents were extremely Mormon so it was hard for her to see me often
>But we made it work
>One night we decide we finally feel like the times right for us to get more intimate
>She sneaks out of her house, comes over to mine
>I've never kissed anyone that passionately before
>I compare the girl that I was with then to the girl I met in the beginning
>Someone so shy and disinterested could hide such emotion and passion behind a facade
>What happened that night isn't something I'd share with 4chan, but that night ended happily for both of us.
>A month later I buy us promise rings
>We commit to each other fully
>Take long walks through the forest with each other, hang out in her tree house,
>I was the happiest I've ever been
>I was a hollow and empty teenager before I met Kiya
>Now I was somebody who, even though I didn't deserve it,
>Felt like I'd get a happy ending
>Oh how I wish I got that happy ending.
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>>728182001
get on the floor....
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>>728182524
Please tell me you marry her
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>>728182524
moar
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>OPEN THE DOOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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>What happened that night isn't something I'd share with 4chan, but that night ended happily for both of us.-Disappointed
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>>728182524
inb4 cucked
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had me going a bit til
>dared to get laid with this girl

You gotta take a creative writing class for your stoner fan fic, or something m8
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>>728179913
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>>728182524
>What happened that night isn't something I'd share with 4chan, but that night ended happily for both of us

Oh fuck off. You're no /b/ro of mine.
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>One of my old edgy fuckboy friends sends me a request on Facebook
>Don't think much of it
>Don't think somebody that idiotic could ever do any harm
>Or dig through my friends list
>Whatever
>Talk to him for a bit, he asks how things are going with Kiya.
>"Good, we're doing great."
>Stop getting replies from him
>What is this
>What's going on
>Browse the internet for a few hours
>It drifts from my mind
>Phone goes off
>"Anon, this was a dare?.."
>Oh shit Kiya what'd they tell you
>Don't know if they lied about it or told the entire truth
>Either way I'm fucked, don't know exactly how fucked I am, though
>Try to explain it to her
>Silence for a few minutes
>This isn't like her
>They told her the truth, so I can't debunk it with 'they're liars m8'
>Explain it
>Silence
>Silence
>"I forgive you, anon."
>Jesus christ this girl was good to me
>Not perfect
>She had her moments
>But generally she was amazing
>She'd keep having to forgive me for a while, though, cause I decided to start talking to my old friends again.
>Boy did that turn out well.
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Op please finish the story faggot. I need to know the end
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>>728183052
I'm out
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>>728180116
idiot
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>>728183052
This is the plot of A dumb movie I saw once, just saying
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>>728183262
Wasn't vince vaughn in it?
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>>728183262
what movie
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>>728183077
>Next summer Kiya brokes with me
>Get phone call from junkie friend
>Take LSD (I'm into higher drugs now due to the breakup)
>The trip freaks me out
>I was a caveman
>And everybody was walking the dinosaur
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>>728183052
boy I sure haven't heard this before or anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfu_fdyw1LE
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MUSLIM EXPLODES
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post her fucking tits nigger And this is sounding sad, and it's gonna lead to my 5th fap tonight probably
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>Having a night with the boys, generally ignoring Kiya for a bit
>She said she was fine with it.
>Don't know if she felt hurt or not
>Girls that age were very fickle
>Enter Senior year
>Still hanging around friends
>Talk to the qt3.14 girlfriend, but not as often
>We start drifting apart
>I see it as just letting her have some space back then
>Don't realize that letting your girlfriend get detached from you isn't a good idea
>When summer rolls around start wanting to spend more time with her
>Don't really get that many responses
>We periodically would go on walks
>It wasn't the same
>She wasn't open or honest or even as kind with me anymore
>Good job me
>Finally head off for college
>Get a call from girlfriend

"Anon, I wish you the best.. But I don't want to be with you anymore.. I hope we can still be friends."

>Block her number
>Facebook
>Everything
>Get into edgy music
>Brain is scrambled eggs now
>Detach myself from everyone
>Fun times

b u t w a i t t h e r e s m o r e
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>>728182524
> oh how I wish I got that happy ending
Yea, way to ruin it faggot.
Lrn2storytelling
Foreshadowing like this makes me want to puke. 2/10 because I replied.
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motherfucker its 3 am in Brazil finish that story!
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>>728183481
I can't remember, but a movie called not another teen movie was a parody of it
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>>728183052
> boi did that turn out well
>>728183633
Again with the faggotry.
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>>728183631
You messed up big time OP. Tell us more I get the feeling that there's gonna be feels please no.
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>>728183631
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>>728183914
not yet
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>>728179913
>some form of hierarchy with stoners

>#fakepost
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The feels are coming. Don't pull a your lie in april
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>>728184046
Fuck you I have yet to get over her death you shit.
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>Billy Mays here with part two
>Unblock her facebook after about a year
>She's moved on
>New boyfriend
>Probably treats her better
>Wallow in self pity for a few weeks
>Eventually stalk her facebook profile for a bit
>Decide if I want a chance again I need to stop being a faggot
>Start going to the Gym
>Get grades up
>Try to become a charmer
>Eventually hit her up again

>Rejected

>Felt like a knife twisting in my gut

>But after two years I've come to admit this was for the best
>If I stayed with her, I would've remained an edgy teen with 'muh feels'
>I would've never matured and realized that life's kind of unfair
>And if it was fair it'd be a dumb movie or such
>Now
>Even though I'm lonely and generally unhappy, I value the years I had
>I won't repeat the same mistakes, and maybe, hopefully, I can find somebody that'll make me feel that happy again.

Until then, /b/rothers, I gotta just live with this shitty life until I find something else to make the sun shine.
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>>728184143
Kys
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>>728184114
It was a bittersweet ending. Hit me right in the feels
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Life does not get better, no matter how hard you try. I highly recommend killing yourself.
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>>728184046
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST STARTED WATCHING THAT ANIME SANDNIGGER
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>>728184143
Fuck off. Kys/10
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>>728184143
Nooooooooo
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>>728184291
She dies he moves on it hurts the heart.
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>>728184143
Thats pretty much my life too.
Thanks for sharing anon
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>>728184143
i feel you man, good luck
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>>728184143
I'm sorry OP she must have been a great girl. I feel for you. I hope one day you'll find what your looking for. I know what it feels like to be alone. To have that one person you actually care about leave you behind. I didn't realize how much she actually meant to me now I wanna kms.
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>>728184143
Even though there was no big end or point to your story, I appreciate the read

Life is bitter anon, we don't truly know the good times until they're gone, but I hope you find another happiness
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>Meet a Mexican named Carlos
>Starts getting me into the drug mule busines
>Become a major fucking faggot and gay ass story teller
>Kill two niggers by hanging over the Brooklyn Bridge
>Come to 4chan
>Check my Followers on 9gag for le funny trollface memes
>Get Cucked over and Over again
>Fall into deep depression and want to commit suicide
>Start doing ounces of Mexican Black Tar Heroin at a time
>Sit on fat hair cock
>Here I am today :)
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>>728184291
I'm sorry dude lol. But it's good to know now. To prepare your feels
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>>728184143
Just reading this thread it's easy to tell you still have your shitty edgy teenage feels faggie. I got over my virginity girl 2months after we broke up by fucking all her friends, ezpz
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>>728183491
lost xD
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>>728184143
What a terrible story.
I hope you get stabbed. (For real this time.)
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>>728184143
I just can't sympathies with this. no one stays an edgy teen just because of a girl

no one stops hanging out with their gf to go do stupid shit with their shitty friends

no one waits a year to unblock someone who says they want to stay friends

no one tries to get back with them after they're fucking with someone else

no one fucks up this much and gets any sympathy

no one
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>>728180116
Can't tell if your serious or joking, but you're a fucking retard either way.
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>>728184779
You don't know many people, do you?
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>>728184804
maad salty~~~
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>>728184674
this. op is still a faggot and has yet to make any progress on treating this disorder
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https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjokIyYmY_TAhXHw1QKHYYbDLMQwqsBCB4wAQ&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=4EiuV-sTxKH9cOAFWHirEQ it's a good song for those who wanna feel
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>>728184849
what does knowing anyone have to do with anything?

if you fuck up this many times you deserve to be a lonely retard
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>>728184143
please die, I read all of that for nothing
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>>728185007
Because you're retarded enough to believe that other people don't do this shit.
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if anyone wants to feel hard watch this as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
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>>728185050
I wasn't disbelieving that people do this I just worded it poorly

I'm saying that no one that does this shit deserves any sympathy because they're failures at basic elements of life
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>>728185084
nice audio quality you chode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
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>>728185084
Lmfao I felt hard, rock hard
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>>728184955
Sorry I don't think the link is working um. Search up rampo kitan game of laplace: last days
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>>728185242
Stfu, both of you have the shitty versions

https://youtu.be/tOzxJnUy9yU
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>>728185457
that's the same exact audio track you fucking nigger

no one gives a shit about the video
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>>728185513
This is you
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>>728185643
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>>728185457
ONE DAY THE MOTHERSHIP WILL RETURN AND RECLAIM VITAS
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SHE WAS MORMON OP.
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>>728184143
Fucking mongoloid story, go back to your shit hole kys
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G8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>728183513
kek
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>>728184143
neat story
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>>728187537
very mormon
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>>728184143
Since everyone in here expect some death or big happy ending, they forget normal life with daily shit. Sorry for your situation but as you said future is one day away. Don't give up b/ro
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>>728184143
that sounds like alot of peoples stories. first love never works because you dont know when you fuck up, or you are too big of an aspie to communicate.
And this is not just a trait of first relationships, but any relationship that you cant reflect on.

Take the good the bad and the ugly and use it to inform your next cycle of love. Dont lie to yourself.
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