I'm going to die in the next couple days. You guys can ask

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Dam op better luck next life

>>728165796
What are u dieing from?

Why are you dying?

>>728165796
Sorry they couldn't develop a cure for AIDS, OP.

>>728166238
>>728166336
I had a couple of surgeries due to a digestive system problem and contracted terminal sepsis and a super resistant strain of MRSA

Rolling

Last words (preferably as a text to a male family member/friend) "fuck my corpse's asshole until it's one foot in diameter"

what's gonna kill you?
last word's: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

>>728166656
Damn so close

>>728166571
Did u sue the hospital?

Any of you /b/astards know any good music piracy apps?
Also, rolling for "Praise Kek, my holey sacaren ansuz is tingling"

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your last words are:
and I'll see you beautiful sons of guns again, next time

>>728165796
"Remember son, don't put the universe into a tube."

>>728166839
No, would be a waste of the rest of my life and it would be hard to win. I'll let my family decide if they want to file a lawsuit after I'm gone

>>728166571
Damn, you should start doing girls and doing crazy ass stuff while you can

>>728167060
Too weak to die much of anything and I don't want to give my shit to anybody else

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im dead lol

>>728167060
Hes probably in a hospital bed u dunce

Final words: "My dad molested me while my mom watched... they did this to me by overdosing me on Accutane."

>>728167052
Dam id be pissed if i died from some rich doctors incompetence

You ready for it?

If you have anybody who looks up to you in any way, tell them:
"remember, (name), you only get one damn chance in this game, don't waste it."

>>728167446
Not at all. I'm scared as shit. I thought I'd at least have a good 25 years. I guess what I'm most scared of is the concept of whatever is after death, that shit goes on forever into infinity

>>728165796
How old are you?
What was the original condition you had surgery to correct?
How are you able to even focus on this thread? Aren't you tired and unfocused?

My mother in law actually lived after 8 years of cancer and treatments (3 stem cell/4 chemo) from exactly sepsis and MRSA.

>>728167625
Fuck dude I was expecting like a tibetan monk level of calm. Guess not.
For what its worth I feel sorry for the shit circumstances.

"Here lies Anon, surrounded by his victims"

>>728165796
There's only so much in this world

When did you cum last? What did you cum to?

>>728165796
"you'll never find where i hid the..."

>>728167625
don't worry about it.

It's the same thing as remembering something before you were born.

>>728168100
I hope you find peace anon.
I guess one of the biggest trips in life is death.
Goodluck,

>>728167625
Well man take comfort in the fact that every human that has ever been has eventualy died and that we'll be following not long after you.

>>728167755
I'm 18
I had a Small Bowel Resection due to non cancerous tumors
I can focus because I asked for drugs that would "numb me but keep me semi awake and aware" I'm having a hard time typing believe me

Your last thread suuuucked...

Think about that as the lights are dimming.

>>728167916
I can't remember what to but in my room

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>>728168366
Sad check

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>>728168366
Same age as me, fuck.

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>728168529
NO FUCK YOU--- FOCUS!!!

WHAT DID YOU CUM TO?

>>728168913
Patroll

>>728168790
Yeah, I guess you can understand how incomplete my life feels

>>728166979
Deezloader. Or just a cracked Deezer on Android. Free music all day errday

Traps aren't gay

Fuckin' bummer. I had a major depressive episode out of the blue last year due to some drug complications. For two weeks I couldn't get my mind off the subject of oblivion. My only real solace was in reading Hitchens and others like that - the contemplation of death is no different than the contemplation of the nothing from which one came. It's ultimately a silly and meaningless gesture. Most critical is the question of whether or not fun was had in the time you were allotted.

>>728168930
OP answer this. Include link if at all possible. Make one of your last moves in life to help me cum... I'll cum to your last video.

I love you.

Shit, anon. What's your age? Why can't the sepsis and MRSA be stopped?

I trips "Don't cry for me".

>>728165796
You should say something original. Not one of those cliche things. Find someone close to you, or just someone you know, and give them a truly objective review. I dunno. A poem or something. Lament about your life. Just don't quote.

Wubba lubba dubb dubb

>>728169157
Fucking trolling i hope

>>728168930
Ahh fuck, I think it was to some random pornstar fingering herself. Kinda disappointing, should've gone big that last time

Rolling for "I came in my moms panties, err day."

Sepsis is the bestist

>>728169325
Rub one out with me. What gets you off?

Don't let your body/mind decline this offer. To orgasm is to live.

If you had one message you could give to your younger self what would it be?

Other than the whole "dont go to the op" obvs

I guess jet fuel can melt steel girders.

Don't leave anything unsaid. Praying for you

Yolo

>>728169325
Rub one out with me. What gets you off?

Don't let your body/mind decline this offer. To orgasm is to live.

Rolling for "I jerked off with 33 year old men on the internet in my final hours"

>>728169157
Sepsis can be cured with a new experimental cure but that fucked up my immune system enough and let MRSA just run rampant. Treatment is slowing it down but I'm not going to survive

>>728165796
Harambe forever.

Screw you guys, I'm goin home

Rolling for: "I farted out all the cum, but still felt it between my cheeks."

>>728169635
Dude I'm sorry I can't focus enough to give you a link, just think of me next time you cum, no homo :)

I don't want to die.

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>>728165796
Rip my nigga

Rolling for "never forget 3 PAC.">>728165796

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Rolling for these last words...

"Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli!"

Must be screamed as loudly as possible with all of your remaining strength.

Scream until you pass out and then go into the light.

rollin for "White is right"

>>728169978
Rolling for this

>>728169865
You would think you would relish the opportunity to help even one more man cum, seeing as it defined you in life.

Rolling for: "I could never get enough of that sticky man juice."

Trips get: " if I thought there was an afterlife, I'd kill myself right now!

>>728169886
Rolling for this.

>>728169978
Rolling for this but shit your pants also if possible.

>>728169808
This again.

Op, you're going to a better place I'm sure. Post a pic

>>728170068
Give it up faggot...no one cares.

>>728169886
Again.

This thread made me smile, thanks guys. May be the last time I legitimately do.

>>728169679
what experimental cure?

http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_the-11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html

>>728170288
Rolling for these last words. Uttered by a newfaggot in /b/

>>728165796
Roll for THANK YOU BASE
GOD

It's going to be okay. I'll be there soon, just relax until I get there.

>>728165796
Traps are gay.

roll

>>728169034
Reading this book right now about what happens after death from a scientific view point. They took down notes from people who had been in cardiac arrest (declared dead) and brought back to life. There was a universal description of what happened in each of these experiences. There's even a scale used to confirm someone had a NDE. They all had an out of body experience, in which they could see their body but from above. They all said they felt a warm light around them. Then there was a tunnel with light sometimes throughout sometimes at the end. A lot were recorded as seeing a being of light. They also remembered seeing their deceased relatives who welcomed them. There was also a point, a point in which they knew if they went past there would be no going back. However, there was also a life review. Their life was played back before them, and they were judged, but not in the sense you'd think. They saw all the good and the bad they had done, and had to feel the pain of the others they had hurt. Not in a punishment sense, but to just to understand why it was wrong and how they felt. Anyways, it wasn't a bad experience for most. Almost all that were recorded as actually having near death or absolute death experiences said that it made them no longer afraid of death. They found that their fears of it had ceased. This is all from a large scientific study done, so take from it what you will. From what I've read, there's nothing to be afraid of scared of. We all have to do it eventually. Some sooner than others. It's an inevitability of life. I'm so sorry it's happening to you anon and I know you're afraid and I can't comprehend how you must feel, but hopefully this helps.

>>728170367
Godspeed anon. I sincerely hope you pull through brother.

Rolling for: "i don't want you to find all my child pornography"

>>728170406

Look up sepsis cure. It has something to do with vitamin C, but it works pretty well. Too bad I got a double whammy

>>728165796
OP. It is very important that your last words be:

"I don't have much time. Is the doctor here? Send him away, I have something to tell you that cannot be heard by outside eyes. I.. I am your son, but also not your son. I was sent to this world by God to spread a new gospel, but the agents of Satan have grown strong and have made me sick to prevent me from fulfilling my true purpose. But they shall not prevail! As I die, know that another shall take my place. The prophecy will not be denied. The next savior of man shall be -----"

Then die and leave them in suspense.

Stop rolling for last words you fucking retards.
He isn't going to die in this thread and he couldn't prove it.

>>728170696
yeah sure and vitamin C fucked up your immune system, i call bullshit on that

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Roll

"I violated the NAP."

>>728170637
Shit man should have at least stuck a if you don't reply to this your mother will die tonight in there, tldr

>>728170637
This, but more cum.

Last word roll: tl;dr

>>728170795
Nothing on /b/ is true, probably. This is still a fun exercise.

>>728170721
Rolling for this.

>>728170637
Thanks, it does

Rolling for Plz delete
my browser history, so much cp

>>728170837
No, the sepsis did

>>728170979
GHEEYYYYYYY

(Also: last word roll: GHEYYYYY)

>>728170979
Fuck you're really deathing aren't you

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>>728170969

>>728171191
I would post proof but I enjoy my confidentiality. I feel like it's the last thing I have. Maybe I'm weird

>>728170637
since all perception happens in the brain and the brain ceases to function after death, i am highly skeptical of those near death experience reports

however, i believe that information itself is transcendent. since your self, personality, memories etc. is all comprised of information that means everyone's self in a way is transcendent

being born and growing up in this world is just one way for this self to manifest. it is very likely there are other universes and other ways. so somewhere you'll always exist and be able to experience something, it's just that others in our world will perceive you as being deceased

Rolling for you to believe in God dear anon.

Just say there is no God, but God. Please.

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>728171447
I don't believe in a god, but I guess by now I have nothing to lose, I plan to pray before I go to bed tonight.

Let the people you love know you love them. I've been there and pulled through. There's always hope, I dont' know your exact situation but there's always hope. Your mother is your biggest advocate and if you have a girlfriend she needs to know how you feel. If not, Get the FUCK out of the hospital and go get laid before curtains. I love you /b/rother.

>>728171489
Anyone got the scoop on these dudes?

If trips "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow"

It's hpnnninnng%gggggggggggg

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

>>728171308
You must be a really brittle sad person if you think an image macro like that is going to make your point. Good luck being popular by telling everyone else how much fun they're not really having. I'll drink a non-alcoholic beer for ya, bruh.

>>728171906

Im sorry this threads turned into a meme get thread OP.
See you on the other side.

Update: I'm shasking like crazy from chills. I want to go to be but I'm scared I'll never wake up. I feel like shit in general, I wish this apon nobody. I am going to pray now and please pray with me tonight. I might pass out from exhaustion soon. I may never see the sun again

>>728171384
I understand the skepticism. I'm just telling you what I've read in the book so far. Some of the interviews and information obtained was pretty surreal. There have been a couple of instances where the patient, while dead, was able to tell them everything they'd been doing while they were dead. They said they saw it during their out of body experience. For instance, one doctor, while trying to bring the patient back to life, shoved something away with his foot, which knocked this bin and tray over. The patient was able to later recall that exact thing happening even though she was dead at the time. There have been multiple occasions where patients have been able to recall events that happened while they were dead.

Anyways, I like your thoughts on different universes and perceptions. Never thought of it like that before. The thought of death still gives me panic attacks, but I've been researching it more and more in hopes of finding comfort. Thoughts like yours help.

>>728166571
What made you have surgery?

>>728171906
Roll

>>728172139
Read the thread

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I'm sorry to hear that anon. Everyone should dump their nudes. Give this man a /b/ sendoff. This is my fiancé.

>>728172139
Non cancerous tumors in my small intestine

>>728172139
Butt cancer

>>728165796
Rollin for fuck my ass before I die

>>728171906
Last wordsgett

>>728171906
Woopty woo

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>>728172308
Oh you.

>>728172075
Im not a religous man, But I will. Goodnight Anon

>>728171906
Muscular problems

>>728172248
Praying for you anon dont be afraid everything's gonna be alright

>>728171906
Six fuxking rolls

>>728171906
Roll8

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>>728172075

Sleep well sweet prince

>>728171906
Additionally additionally

>>728172075
Go with God anon. You aren't alone.

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Heres a pic of my fiances bewbs

>>728171906
Aquarium philosophy

Last words:

"I hid a million dollars in the..."

>>728172075
I'll pray for you man. Remember what I said. Everyone said the experience was "pleasant" and that they were ridden of all anxiety and fears. Death isn't the end my friend, it's just a different experience. Pray to God and he will meet you and guide you through a tunnel of light. I'll be praying for you OP good luck in this life and the next.

>>728171906
Libby illustrates

>>728171906
Pull my finger

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>728171906
Question problem

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You should do the world a favor with the last of your life and kill George Soros.

Will you haunt some people for me?

>>728165796

Why don't you go out in a blaze of glory? Take a few people with you, fight a lion, suicide by cop, something interesting

>>728171906
Plotting awesome

"I'm OP and this is Jackass"

>>728172248
I don't give a fuck if this is fake or bait.

I goddamn love you. Hopefully you see this

>>728172984
THank you man, you have been a real help

>>728171906
Hindu live

>>728171906
Absolutely haram

"Assad must stay."

>>728171906
Estelle look

Rolling for "I love you all and this isn't goodbye, but until next time."

>>728173201
You don't know how much I wish I was in my own house faking this. Love you too man, maybe see you on the other side if there is one

>>728173143
Probably barely has the strength to get out of bed.

"Blaze of glory" probably would have had to happen before the surgery.

Op, not last words but I recommend you tell someone to write letters for you and have them delivered. Make them out to specific people. Show them that you cared about them and I promise they'll feel better possibly. Also maybe do some confessing, something like that. Gather your loved ones one more time. Even if they might not care about you still write them something I'm positive they'll think differently. Also tell the people you write to to not regret not spending more time with you because there's no point because they can't go back and change it. Your best judgement but I recommend leaving on a good note.

Just fake your death first then fap in your coffin to go out as a man should

Tell your family and friends that you care about them and don't want to see them sad. Death is inevitable, and there's not much value in getting upset at something that can't be stopped

>>728171906
Seventeen

It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.

>>728171906
18

>>728165796
"Respawn in 3...2...1..."

>>728165796
"Fuck her right in the pussy"

>>728171906
Nointane

Marblecake

>>728173422
Rolling for this anon's post

>>728171906
Twenty sheven

Last words - "See you, space cowboy."

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>>728173504
ffs

>>728171906
Stans trips got

Hasta la vista, baby

>>728171906
Bats eat me

>>728173666
Checked

rolling for "my nama jef"

>>728173666
hellbound Arnold

Hitler did nothing wrong, it was all done by the dirty Jews.

Ok post pic of the hospital room, to prove this is real.

Oh, creep shot a nurse for b?

>>728173666
Oh shit, I actually got Satan trips. Guess you get to leave life like a terminator, OP.

>>728173666
Hah, my little brother loves terminator. This may work well

Op, I wish you the best of luck, may you pass peacefully

>>728168913
Roll for this and sorry cannon op

>>728171906
roll

Just say "You'll never find out where I-" and then croak

Traps aren't gay

>>728173209
Glad I could help buddy. Wish there was more I could do but sometimes you just gotta let go and let God. Also thought you might enjoy this picture :) Best of wishes OP

>>728165796
How you gonna die homie?

Your not alone OP.

>>728173916
Glad I could help, then.
Well, what can I say. Good luck in the next life, OP. You sound like a pretty chill guy. A gentleman and a scholar. And obviously a /b/ro.

>>728173595
Thanks, I wanted to shed some wisdom so that op could leave on as best a note as possible.

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>>728173808
This was a few days ago when I though everything was fine

This is butt the end

>>728174133
Sepsis and MRSA

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>>728173916
Lol forgot the picture. There it is.

>>728174340
Dont worry anon, we will all be there soon. Catch you on the other side /b/rother, Whatever lies ahead, i hope it is a peaceful transition dude.

May kek be with you x

>>728173666
check'd and winrar

>>728170637
Your brain floods with DMT when it thinks it's dying, you chimp. All NDE's are similar because the people are all melting face on the same shit that makes Ayahuasca the vision quest drug of choice for Amazonian shamen going back 1000 years.

OP, I hate to burst your bubble, but nothing happens after you die. Life does not have a purpose, but following that logic, there is no metric by which you can succeed or fail. Your life is equally as important/unimportant as Rockefeller or Alexander the Great. Get comfy, ask for as much morphine as they'll give you, and enjoy the ride out.

>>728174850
Depressing, and yet not depressing

>>728174340
Anon, Im going to have to drag myself away from this thread. But if it helps, Im going to go to Cathedral to light a candle for a friend. Im going to light one for you aswell.
I hope you see it.

>>728174850
Deeds down, I've known this for a while

>>728174340
You're at Howard? I wish I knew earlier I'd send you flowers or something dude! <3

>>728174850
We all pretty much know that dickhead, you arent special for knowing that.

Nows not the time cunt, go be a faggot elsewhere or try to comfort a /b/ro

>>728175025
Dude, confidentiality please

Op, im gonna go smoke my last joint thinking of you <3

Love to you bro

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OP will never be forgotten, your thread will be in the golden hall of all 4chan my /b/ro.
i love you

>>728174850
That's what I thought at first until I kept reading. Tell me this. Let's say you and someone else takes shrooms or some hallucinogenic. What are the odds of you having the exact same trip? Now what are the odds of these people all over the world having the exact same trip? Also, people don't always have NDEs so you it'd make no sense for the NMDA receptor to behave like that in the first place. If it was the cause of an NDE then it wouldn't just happen some of the time.

Anon, good luck.

btw fuck you

>>728165796
Godspeed Anon, and good luck.
I hope you find peace, and as I can tell /b/ is helping you do that. I don't have anything to say that hasn't been already said so just know that I love you /b/ro, we'll see you on the other side soon.

>>728175116
Sorry :(

>>728175740
Its a nice thought anon, but in the end it is what it is. and any amount of belief or disbelief wont change the outcome.

>>728174340
Dude, I love Neccos! I had some today! And I offered up a prayer that you would have miraculous healing that would glory God.

>>728175889
It's fine, I've been transferred since then. I know you mean well, if you could delete that post all is forgiven

Man i need a hug.

>>728175056
No, now is exactly the fucking time; it's the ONLY time. You don't process being terrified by conjuring up escapist fantasies. OP is 18, which means he's a man. Right now, I'm talking to him like a man.

OP, if this is your reality, then breathe into it. Get the fuck off the computer and be mindful of everything your senses pick up. Reminisce about good times if you need a distraction, but focus on the moment as much as you can. You're going to come to realize that everything is, and will be, perfectly okay. I can promise you that.

>>728174981
Thanks man

Just a thought op. Since you have a few days left to live why not try heroin?

>>728165796
So sorry op, my dad died of sepsis

So Sorry

>>728175930
It's not a thought. I'm telling you this based on studies that have been done. I know the end result is the same, but I'd find comfort knowing that these experiences were all positive and most likely not the result of drugs. There's not conclusive evidence of what happens after death but these people have all been literally dead and it's what they were able to recall experiencing. There's no explanation for it yet, but I'd say that's a good thing. Because that means it's an experience beyond our understanding, but a positive experience at that.

>>728176199
Yes because going out in fear is better than going out with some sort of blind hope. Will totally regain his dignity that way.

I honeslty hope you are never at someones bedside when it is time for them to die anon, you sound like a right party pooper.

>>728176458
honestly*

>>728176199
I plan to do just that when the time comes>>728176232
I'm going to stay in the hospital and fight my ass off

Oops! Looks like I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

See you later space cowboy

intergalactic anal transgressions

>>728176651
this

>>728175740
what are the odds of people having similar reactions to the same psychoactive substance under conditions where there is no actively processed external input to interfere? Pretty fucking decent, I'd wager.

So you're using people who DON'T have these mystical experiences as proof that these physically impossible experiences are actually real and not a result of neurochemistry? Instead of considering that these chemical reactions might only trigger in specific circumstances that we don't understand? Ever hear of Occam's Razor?

>>728176115
It won't let me, at least not on mobile :( Now I feel bad man dang I'm so sorry

>>728176458
Maybe im wrong.

Yeah i probably am.

Laugh at the face of death op. You got this

>>728176771
Try clicking three dots in top left corner? If not its fine, I know you meant well

>>728167625
God loves you my freind

>>728176458
Are you done speaking for him? Because he seems to agree with me.
I respect the time he has left too much to bullshit him and treat him like a child. THAT'S dignity. I'm very much impressed with how rational and honest he's being about all of this. If I didn't get that vibe from the beginning, I wouldn't have said shit.

This obviously upsets you, and I'm sorry for that, but this isn't about you. You can't save him, and it's patronizing to protect him. This thread made me sad too, man. It's okay.

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>>728176693
People who do DMT are not able to put together a cohesive sentence to describe the experience they just had that another person can understand, unless the other person is on DMT, then they just share the feeling of the experience.

>>728173666
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>728165796
Don't worry OP, we are all going to die. And time, to the dead, is meaningless, so we'll encounter each other soon. What are 18 years, 27 years, 48 years, 1000 years but a single fraction of existence?

You lived 18 years, good years? bad years? it doesn't matter, because that's your unique life. You had a chance to experiment life, we all got that chance, so we should be grateful.

>>728173666
Checked

>>728165796
Right as you feel it coming, say "I know where he buried them. All 7 of them, the bastard buried them by the...." (die here)

>>728177527
This.

>>728172119
books are made to appeal so you buy them
yes
even if that means lying
sorry

"I see Satan. Holy shit, he has a huge dick."

>>728165796
Rolling for last words:
"Fuck her right in the pussy"

>>728174850
Nobody knows what will happen when you die. Like how nobody can prove that god doesnt exist or if he exists. Be a faggot somewhere else man and bring your science with you. If it was you dying, i'd bet you'd suddenly believe in God, Allah Buddah and brahman.

>>728176693
You're claiming that DMT is released right before death which hasn't even been proved. The people who don't have these things happen are an example of why it's most likely not a release of any drug. Like I said before, it's not clear why some do have NDEs and some don't but what I'm sharing with OP is that these things have happened. There's really no scientific evidence that can prove why NDEs happen, but they do, and when they do they're positive experiences.

>>728165796
"I... I have something to confess: I murdered two teenaged girls in the past two ye... two ye... two.............." beeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Godspeed anon. I hope you find the peace you deserve in the afterlife. You'll be remembered in the archives of /b forever.
>Shine on you crazy diamond...

>>728166100
kek

Godspeed OP, just go being happy, alright? Do me a favour and go being happy

>>728177721
No matter who is right. We all will know it when we experience it.

>>728167625
You'll be fine. I know this for a fact.

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>>728165796
Tell my girlfriend that died last month I said hi, when you get to the other side
Pic related

>>728177721
When it's a book that cites everything to academic studies and scientific journals in order to fact check it, I'd say lying is a little less likely.

>>728178026
How did she die?

>>728178135
Cancer

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Good luck and godspeed anon, we'll see you on the other side /b/rother

Are you dying a virgin op? If so you got 2 days to hire a hooker. i dont mind chipping in if we can all sort out a gofundme thing for you man x

>>728170637
Do your relatives watch your judgment, too? Do they see you eat your boogers and jerk off like 10,000 times?

>>728178208
sorry to hear that dude

>>728178255
ive jacked off to some weird things all in fucked up ways. i hope there isnt a heaven man because its gonna be awkward as fuck if there is.

>>728178135
Marijuana OD.

>>728178250
I'm fine dude, I've had my share of experiences, money isn't necessary

>>728177924
Yeah I'm done arguing about it. I'm just trying to help OP because I find comfort and thought OP might find comfort knowing that people who had NDEs described it as being a pleasant place of peace and comfort. I'm done though. Best of luck OP and I'll keep you in my prayers.

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"Dwayne the Dwayne Dwayneson"

>>728178365
How much did she inject?

>>728174340
Too bad you seem cute I bet you have a nice ass, can I keep it when you die? Send a picture I haven't seen a terminal boy ass before.

>>728178255
30000 at least

Llor ot Emit

>>728178292
Thanks /b/ro

>>728178402
A whole pound, raw.

>>728178415
Haha I don't have a picture of my butt and I don't plan to take one with family around sorry

Have you got any regrets? Or anything you still want to do in your last few days? Any music helping you through this?

>>728166571
So you are morbidy obese, a surgeon didn't want to Open you, you insisted, and here que are.

>>728178255
Hahaha no from the NDEs I read about that did experience the timeline, it was more of a private self awareness. Idk I'd have to go back and look through it but I remember one saying that they never felt judged.

>>728178690
What? Read the rest of the thread

>>728178690
There's a picture of him if you'd scroll through the thread.

If it helps op, my uncle died for around 5 minutes. He said it was pure bliss and pure peacefulness. And said that if he where to ever be faced with death again he would let it happen 100%, and he did, he died 2 days later.

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>>728174340
We'll see you on the other other side bro. Enjoy what you can of this world, until your journey continues somewhere else.
Godspeed.

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>>728178839
Rolling for what u insufferable faggot

"Till the next time."

Atleast your thread didnt die to early op

>>728178647
Haha it's ok, OP. I really, really hope you somehow get well, but if that's not the case, I will remember you.

"Wait, Satan's the good guy?"

How are your family doing op?

>>728166571
Well this punched me in the feels. Lost my 17 year old cousin 2 months ago out of nowhere from sepsis. Wasn't known like in your case, had flu, then dropped and died within minutes

Also I just want to say that /b/ has never been a place where I'd expect people to be comforting for someone in the face of death. Yet, this thread has been so nice to OP and wholesome and it makes me so happy. Love you OP <3

>>728179298
How is your family doing*

>>728179346
The difference is that your cousin was a closeted furry and OP is a pretty chill guy.

My girlfriends last words were "We deserve more time" now I look back on it, it was pretty poignant

>>728178026
she looks gorgeous.

sorry for your loss, mate

>>728178939
*He actually had sepsis and mrsa too, thats what killed him in the end.

>>728179520
So many feels in this thread man. I want to hug everyone.

>>728179542
Thanks bro, she was hot, and I loved her very much

>>728179513
I mean, for all I know you could be right. I'd expect some furry shit would've been found among her things though

>>728179346
goddamn man, sorry to hear that.

>>728165796
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>728165796
if trips, your last words: jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>728165796

"Rooose buuuuuuddd" ... <trails off dramatically>

>>728179793
reroll let's get that GET

>>728179674
Sorry for your loss mate. You had one pretty angel. Best of luck to you in life.

>>728174340
Can someone acrhive this? This is the greatest feels thread of all time

Someone's already got trips

I'm the faggot that wanted to fuck my Grandma

I was alone with my father when he died, I saw his life getting away through his eyes until he fell sleep, or something like that, deprived of oxigen. Then he wasn't there anymore, just his remaining body, just like that. I mean I hope he was dead, because if not then we made a terrible mistake by burying him.

>>728165796
tell my best friend who died in a car accident a couple weeks ago I said hi

You need music to get you through these times op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

God speed. Anyone you want me to hunt down and murder after you are gone?

The whole b community will remeber you op godspeed anon were coming right behind you

>>728179867
Idk how to archive and I want to so that OP knows we will always have a part of him to remember here on /b/

>>728165796

Rick and Morty for 9 more seasons, Morty
roll btw

>>728179763
I'm still trying to comprehend that it actually happened. Shit that hurts the most is our last conversation being that she wanted to hangout more often

>>728173666
Beautiful

Put me in the screencap xox

you should sing the entirety of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, OP

also, rolling

Dont worry anon, you will pass to another dimensión of existence, universe is infinite and indistructible, we just know a little part of it.
And in the future some advance race will respawn you.

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>>728179187
underrated

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Here op. this is yours. My first and only rare. i want you to have this. We wont forget you /b/ro

this is why i like coming to 4chan-
not for gore, not for trolling.
but for unfiltered reality.

thank you for sharing and for making me realize once more, how pathetically i make my own problems bigger than they actually are.

i still hope you will somehow make it, man.
in case you won´t greet my grandma and friend for me and have a good trip. whereever it leads you.

>>728180088
Well at least you know she cared about you and enjoyed spending time with you. You brought happiness into your cousins life and she must of brought some into yours.

My last words are going to be "delete my browser history"