Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>728150631
nice sword
Cheers
カラミチーマス
I'm usually into lolis but this is my one and only exception
hi
Still here
>>728150836
No problem, your post popped up just as I was about to close my browser, so I thought I'd do it real quick.
For reals now, goodnight everyone!
>>728151053
hi cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFThLZmkAbA
>>728151218
hi
>>728151318
nice
but why is she hiding?
>>728151507
from meanies
>>728151270
You left right as I replied
>>728151794
who would be mean to someone as cute as you now?
>>728151823
good
what do you wanna do?
>>728151889
mean people would
I'm not sure if I should get Persona 5
I've never played a Persona game before
>>728151996
I guess they would but you are safe here or something like that
>>728152082
then why would you start at 5?
>>728151891
I dunno, I have to take a shower in 7 minutes
>>728152169
let's do something in 2 hours and 7 minutes
>>728152082
Its apparently alright for newcomers.
>>728152217
I'm busy then, how about 2 hours and 8 minutes?
>>728152131
I started with the third Witcher, and Dark Souls and everything turned out well
>>728152308
I think i'd definitely need a few explinations
>>728152421
that's fine
I fap for 1 minute sometimes
>>728152524
kek
>>728152524
I always take an hour, I'm retarded by definition.
I have to go now, I'm already 4 minutes late.
>>728153092
ruri ruri what a cuti
>>728153092
>boop
>>728153092
Claimed <3 how is everyone's day? ^^
>>728151270
Japanese Patty is way better than English Patty
Claiming the god of rap
Fun fact: this is highest quality picture they get in his country
>>728153756
https://youtu.be/ehMPmKHO6Vg
>>728153756
broken because its night
>>728153092
Who's this qt
Rin Tezuka, Katawa Shoujo
>>728153756
Good. You?
>>728153756
It's an "I want to sleep for 12 hours" day
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>728153967
who's this heretic
>>728153760
Japanese is way better than English
>>728154310
Who's this fucking random Anon
>>728154293
Hello Holo!
Where have you been?
>>728153967
Ruri (Kuroneko) from OreImo
btw I'm not the one that made that post, but have an image anyways
>>728154293
https://youtu.be/z0NOA8dMlww
>>728154204
Its another "anon picks a whore waifu" episode
you know when King Africa is around she be sluttin
>>728154437
Oh I know it's just a meme reply
>Saber
>>728154396
Most of the time yes, but I liked the LS dub
>>728153932
Ooh, good song
>>728153948
What do you mean anon? Night is the best time!
>>728154156
Pretty good! You?
>>728154204
I did sleep for almost 12 ;^; I regret it already
>>728154411
Mostly lurking in my lair while wondering what to do
>>728154638
I like it too, I had both sub and dub downloaded, I need to re-download
>>728154137
Rin is second best
>>728154293
tfw can't kanji
>>728154669
Doing quite fine. Anything interesting happening?
>>728154293
piano holo!!
>>728154517
Just because your waifu is shit doesn't mean you need to project it onto mine
>>728154669
I wouldn't mind it
But then again I don't think i'd care too much If i slept forever
>>728154812
yikes idk pal...
>>728154812
Not quite ^^ pretty bored so hoping I go out and do something later.
>>728154293
Holo! ^^
>>728154750
I have a bunch of anime I want to download, but my mom got a notice from our ISP once before so I'm a little spooked
Whenever I dl LS, I might get the sub
>>728153119
You're the qt, anon.
>>728153314
^
>>728153350
It's bad luck to boop the Ruru.
I wouldn't recommend it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVA44aaDyk
>>728153654
Doujin material.
>Junko_(2).jpg
I'm afraid to ask how many you already have.
>>728153967
Who is this heret-
O-oh.. I wasn't quick enough..
>>728155072
no ruri is the qt and the winner in my heart not that sister whore
>>728155018
how did you fuck up that hard lol
get both :o
>>728155072
Fucking bully
What did I do to you?
>>728154680
Up to mush lately? Doing well?
>>728154951
Just a prank bro
>>728154993
Is the weather gonna get better?
>>728153654
Did you just walk in?
>>728155614
Turns out it's just really hot in my room, hopefully going to go out at night later.
>>728155072
>boops again
I accept any potential badness. No regrets.
https://youtu.be/nYCOA2jQ-XA
>>728155493
Dude heresy lmao
>>728154669
I enjoy mostly good music, yes.
>>728155384
I didn't/don't know what to and what not to do when torrenting lel
Dumbest thing about it was that it was for a Korn album I wanted one song off of
Claimed <3
>>728154937
Nigga u just called King motherfucking Africa a shit?
>>728156076
what do you use now? asking for a friend
who's your favorite flip flopper?
>>728156338
>that outfit
muh
hello hello I love you all <3<3 <3
>>728156407
no u
>DeJuan "Energy" McDaniel claimed
>>728154485
Hello music person
>>728154868
hello Anon-kun!
>>728155493
piano and knives I guess
>>728156407
Love you too.
Guys. Tell me. Ive been cooking for at least 16 years. Tell me how to make bacon not salty.
>>728156665
Do you salt it?
>>728156665
Have you found out who I am yet?
>>728156437
yes you as well <3
>>728156477
Rem I mmay be drunk <3 I didn't know 8% was so much faster than 5% alcohol!
>>728156665
combine it with a food that doesn't taste salty!
>>728155905
Go away Rory
>>728156463
>And knives
Wut
Don't tell me you're back to old habits :^)
>>728154485
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ky8P0dyfsg
>>728156665
It's not supposed to be salty. Buy from source, or get a pig.
>>728156850
It's an entire 3%, what did you expect?
>what to do while you're drunk <3
>>728156338
I use utorrent right now but ive heard that you shouldn't use it or something
I like all of the flip floppers for different reasons, it'd hard to pick a favorite
>>728156441
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>728156746
No. I season nothing with bacon.
>season bacon
Barbaric.
>>728156837
Not yet, skeebowski.
>>728156850
Its going with bbq sauce in a wrap
>>728156463
hello piano holo got some doodles for today?
>>728156974
That's just my job < _>
>>728156985
you know what I'm gonna do while drunk <3
spread love!
>>728157101
just bacon and bbq? you need something to balance that out! even eggs would work!
>>728157140
hello hello miss Holo <3
>>728157101
Make Maple bacon
It'll counter the salty flavor
>>728157140
What job would that be?
Blacksmith?
Hunter?
>>728157099
I use qbittorrent, though I haven't torrented anything in months
I like the red head
>>728156387
Bunnies are nice
>>728157305
I didn't say what you were gonna do.
>>728156974
:^)
>>728156985
Mass-produced cafe level bacon. I only get what gets delivered.
>>728157305
It has eggs as well. Im at work.
>>728157530
oh
what am I supposed to do while drunk miss Rem?
Selena/Severa best Hero Waifu
>>728157621
ah... I don't know then! I'm sorry friend
>>728157621
Then it's already cured I'm what makes it salty. You can try washing it.
>>728157633
You're still saying what you would do, I'm saying what I would do.
>>728157103
Just one that I've uploaded
Rosée
https://clyp.it/csbgxxdq
>>728157305
hello love-anon
>>728157482
I cut animal corpses?
>>728157700
Red hair is cute.
>>728157621
I fucking knew it was you
>>728157804
What job does that?
>>728157804
404
>>728157772
oh! which is what
>>728157804
<3 <3 <3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxB--BPQCs
>>728157506
I've been meaning to uninstall utorrent and use a different one but I'm too lazy to do it right now
The redhead is kind of dumb/crazy but she's not a bad character
>>728157621
Raw or precooked? If precooked, you could do a quick blanch for less than a minute, pat it dry, then cook it like normal.
Soak/blanch/wash too much and you'll lose the curing/smoke flavoring along with the salt.
Aside from that you already know to use other ingredients to mask or complement the saltiness.
>>728158091
Oh goodness you're really drunk.
>>728158381
no no miss Rem what would you do if you were drunk? you posted a heart! what does the heart mean? you're gonna hold hands?
>>728158173
she looks very playful :o
what about blue?
>>728158480
>low impact consensual cuddling
Nothing much.
>>728158720
with who
whou should I cuddle miss Rem
>>728158929
>
I have a feeling you're doing this on purpose.
I really can't wait for this dog and pony show to be over with. A woodstock re-run in Literature class today and a taco speak test tomorrow. Yawn...
>Misaki Claimed
>>728158596
Pretty much the opposite of the redhead
>>728159091
oh! with you? I wish I could miss Rem<3
>>728159110
hello hello miss Misaki <3
>>728159335
so dull -_-
how was school?
>>728159393
Who said it had to be in person?
>>728159415
She can be playful from time to time
School was fine but my dad is being a cunt calling me a smartass because I got a D
I'm convinced that he's secretly a manchild
>>728159091
hello again
>>728158199
hello friendo
>>728156665
slaughter your own pig or simply buy "no salt" bacon or add maple syrup.
>>728159393
Hey there love anon. You're always so upbeat, it's hard not to notice.
>>728159689
Is there gonna be a season 2?
what subject? when does school end?
brb
>>728159702
Hey Tali, doing well?
>>728159110
Ready for your test?
>>728159655
because I wish I could wrap my arms around you and hold you really close ;~;
>>728159741
well tonight it's because I'm tipsy <3
>>728160388
Probably not, but I'm going to get right to it. Might as well give it my best shot.
>>728160585
Yeah, judging by your past replies it's really coming out.
Huh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMnV_eL-D7w&feature=youtu.be
>>728160585
Some nights it's like that.
>cuddle blankets and pillows
>>728157101
Not Kaga. Guess again.
>>728161015
Hello, sexylegs
>>728160845
is that bad? I can try and tone it down!
>>728160905
hello hello miss Tomoko <3
>>728161015
come over and I'll hold you all night!
>>728157461
>>728160388
>>728157772
>>728159702
Im not going through that much effort for an 8.50 wrap with bacon and eggs, especially when they want a salty, strong sauce.
>>728157700
Best FE waifu.
>>728157878
Knew what was me?
Hello all
>Tanya claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6-krHfdmGg
>>728161371
hello hello spooky Nazi lady <3
>>728161343
The why even ask...
If they complain tell them to get stuffed or it'll taste like spit next time
>>728161294
Hi love anon.
miku is my waifu
>>728161343
That last part just confirms it then, give them the salt. If they complain after, it would be like me putting a spoon of vegemite on toast and then bitching about the salt and taste.
>>728160845
That's pretty much the right attitude to have at this point, give it your best shot, be done with it, and then the results will speak for themselves.
Holy FUCK white sake is potent
>>728161281
They aren't sexy. They're just toned.
>>728161294
I really wish I could.
>>728161343
Then why try?
>>728161371
Hey.
>>728159702
Hi.
>>728161532
are you doing well miss Tomo <3 <3 <3
>>728161824
Im ehh. How are you?
>>728161294
It's alright. It's kind of fun actually.
>>728161762
I hope so!
I dropped another $350 on my rifle build..... there's supposed to be a flashlight mount, red dot and magnifier coming in by the week's end.
Misaki's Murder Machine only grows stronger :)
Anything changed since last time we talked?
>>728161815
Nah, they're pretty hot.
>>728161942
Hi other hikiki
>>728161942
I'm okay! tipsy for the first time in a long time and about to open can 2!
why just ehh?
>>728162068
okay <3
>>728161726
Actually know a guy IRL who has a body pillow. And I've seen to many people like that. fuck my leftist county.
>>728161425
>spooky Nazi lady
I like it
>>728161815
Ayooo
>>728162082
Hello.
>>728162148
Have fun getting smashed. Dont know.
>>728159799
Lul no it gets called flip floppers for a reason
Spanish. School probably ends early june
>>728161815
Is it nigori sake, or another type of white?
>>728162068
>another $350
Misaki's Money Murderer Machine?
Gotta post a pic once it's updated.
>>728162374
poor flap jacks :<
Eres estúpido:
>>728160388
For once still umemployed but interview tomorrow.
>>728161343
Well then just add syrup
>>728161815
So is Jager
>>728161815
does this mean miss Rem is getting drunk with me? I'm honored <3
>>728162178
it's the eyes!
>>728162308
I hope you feel better hon <3
>>728162514
eets <3 <3 <3
>>728162537
hooray job for Tali!
>>728158058
try now
https://clyp.it/csbgxxdq
>>728162646
DRUNK
>>728162738
yes hello that's me friend <3 how are you tonight
>>728162646
Thanks.
>>728162514
I couldn't see it getting a second season even if it did well, it's story got finished
Mi no hablo español, mi amigo
>>728162514
callete, chinga tu madre, cabron.
>>728162308
Hikikikikikikikikikimori
I'd say it's time to go to sleep
>>728162474
Something like that, but it only cost $750 in the first place, then another $240 with the new stuff coming in (the rest is ammo and cleaning equipment) so we're up to $1,000 at this point.
On the other hand, it's my do everything gun. Some folks gotta have a hunting rifle, home defense shotgun, competition rifle. Nope. Got all 3 in one package. Plus my P89, but I need that because you can't concealed carry an AR 15.
You'll be the first to see it. Trust me.
So..... anything insane happen?
>>728162847
He called you stupid
>>728162082
How so?
>>728162178
How are you?
>>728162474
Nigori
Tozai Snow Maiden
>>728162537
Blegh
>>728162646
This stuff if really
Really getting to me. 16% alcohol.
>>728162850
Uh yeah.
>>728162646
I'm not crazy I swear!
>>728162924
Oh i'm dong alright. Got a trip to go to Colorado soon to see my half brothers and nephews. Can't wait.
>>728162646
Hopefully my military papers come quickly and i can get an ever betterer job
>>728162924
Yeah it's strong
>>728163071
Doing*
I can spell
Koneko Toujou.
>>728163071
Is it just me or does she look disgusting in this?
Anyone here knows where the old Yuuko anon went?
>>728162850
rude tbh
>>728162847
that's good at least
I said I love you, you're a very great and inspiring person
>>728163264
hi
>>728162837
you need to talk?
>>728162924
pace yourself ma'am <3
>>728163071
okay! I'll try and remember that <3
>>728163081
I hope so too! it'ls all gonna work out for you bud!
>>728163264
c ut e<3
>>728162777
good, you need to lay off the drinks :o
>>728163364
No.
>>728163419
I only finished half of the alcohol though!
>>728163461
oh
;~;
>>728162656
nice as usual what was the mood this time?
how do I download from there now?
>>728163529
that's half too much!
>>728163071
I meant how are my legs sexy but that works.
>>728163364
I took like half a cup. Don't know how hard it's gonna hit me.
>>728163081
I have less balance than normal.
>>728162656
Oh I'm following you now. Should've done it earlier
What's your occupation? Didn't get an answer on that.
>>728161343
Fucking Poorfag
>>728163565
but I just opened the rest!
>>728163642
be safe ma'am <3
>>728163529
Its fine.
>>728163642
Not sure how you get that out of "how are you" but whatever.
>>728163295
Just you, it better just be fucking you. I'll fucking kill you.
>>728163364
k fam :D
>>728163748
*holds hand*
>>728163742
Be here with me <3
>>728163797
I don't fucking know I'm probably half drunk and I mistook you for someone else.
>>728162915
Wowie what a prankster
>>728163322
:thinking:
>>728163364
Thanks for the bode
of confidence
>>728163642
Me too friend
>>728163880
I dont need that.
>>728163748
I'm here for you <3
>>728164021
I am miss!
>>728164100
<3
>>728164022
I mean it, honest :smile:
maids are nice
>>728161502
It was a 'look how retarded people are' post.
>>728161815
I didnt.
>>728161762
No complaints, must have been fine.
>>728162537
See my reasonings above.
>>728163699
That aint me
>>728164201
I know.
>>728163699
What?
>>728162924
That's the one in the blue bottle, right? It's quite good, relatively cheap too.
>>728162879
Been a hell of a week- back and forth between home/work/hospital. My dad had a severe concussion at work and I've been helping my mom deal with the doctors and his job with all the papers, phonecalls, etc.
>>728163081
Hope that interview goes well, what job is it for?
>>728164155
I'm not asking if you do I'm just going to hold it
>>728164347
I know you pranked me but thanks anyway
Maids are really nice
>>728164201
Gonna need you by my side for tonight.
>>728164434
Good I guess.
>>728164625
Pink bottle. I have clear sake at home in some black bottle. The smell of that was a lot more potent.
>>728164625
First is an auto mechanic better one is a certified electrician
>>728164434
Im too busy devouring delicious food
>tfw rory will never serve you
>>728164201
Mua
>>728164753
it's fine, one day we can have full conversations in spanish
post mugi :o
>>728164631
Oh ok.
>>728164625
Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that.
Not holding you up are we?
Good luck with everything old man.
>>728164021
>probably half drunk
Seeing how that is worded I think you are more than "half drunk" keep it up down another.
I kinda need a smoke anyways.
>>728164531
is there someone you want to talk to?
>>728164757
don't I wish!
>>728163322
Lo siento, hombre
>>728164893
But I'm just taking Spanish for college acceptance
>>728165029
Probably. Never drank so this is all new.
>>728165062
What does that mean? Just be here to talk.
>>728165062
No not really.
>>728164937
yes ok
>>728165068
I forgive you
who was your old waifu? :o
>>728165160
just join every club and student counsel
I got rejected for student counsel :(
thank you
>>728165160
Do you typically base your actions on your perception of how others will view you?
>>728165268
How goes it?
>>728165233
oh! I can do that <3 what do you wish to discuss?
>>728165243
okay <3 I love you though, you know?
>>728165160
Hoe much does the acceptance of others mean to you?
>>728164434
We're conditioned to salt, grease, and sugar here in Burgerland, I'm sure it's like that to an extent there too, especially at a campus cafe.
>>728164757
How's the taste on that one?
>>728164820
I'm sure you'll be good, having options is also a good problem to have. You mentioned you did electric work before, no?
>>728165007
Nope, not right now. All I can really do right now is wait for more updates, things can get really complicated, really fast.
>>728165233
Remember always drink 1 more
Im on number 4 in a hour now
Why are mashed potatoes so good?
>>728165493
Yes in de navy
>tali
>>728165394
it goes well how goes with you my dirty blonde?
>>728165029
>literally giving both your health and money to the tobacco Jew