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What would you do if you found $150k assuming no one was looking

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What would you do if you found $150k assuming no one was looking for it?

Also you have no children or gf you care about.

Remember you can't claim it on your taxes.
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>>728138289
Using both the dollar symbol and "k" is unnecessary.
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>>728138533
Are you retarded?
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>>728138289
keep it
>pay off car
>pay off house
>bank rest
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Blisterin' Barnacles!
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>>728138533
how would know what currency or amount there is? faggot cunt
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>>728138289
i would invest

>>728138289
wow nice contribution to the thread.jk
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>>728138533
No its not you fuckwit.
If he just said 150k it could mean fucking anything.
YOU WANT 150K UGANDAN DOLLARS YOU FUCK???? NO I DONT THINK SO. NOW GO WIPE YOUR ASS YOUR BRAIN IS SHOWING AGAIN
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>>728138675
this
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>>728138289
Have you seen No Country For Old Men?

Spoiler: there is always someone looking for missing monies
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>>728138289
spend it all on chaturbate tokens
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>>728138289

Why would you report money you found as income?
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get a house/apartment
do some corses
bank some
invest some
buy drugs (sell drugs, just enought to buy more to sell more and have sommeleft for me while being able to buy more with drug money)
pay off debt
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>>728138289
hand it in to police, I might get a reward or make a connection with somebody with quite a bit of money.
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>>728138533
Thanks for the laugh, twatwaffle
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>>728138289
>Drug binge
>Prostitutes
>Gambling
>An hero
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>>728138533
damn...i came late....all was already said....idiot
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>>728138919
You. I like you.
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Get place away from suburbs
Surround with fence
Build a dune buggy
Stockpile weapons
Grow flowers
Fuck bitches
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>>728138289
I work as a bartender and make pretty good money already so I would just stash it in my storage space and slowly introduce it into my regular cash flow.

I probably would claim a little more on my taxes tho
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>>728138289
1. Buy old Motorcycle
2. Travel panamericana
3. Travel from west europe to ural
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>>728138533
Just stopping by to confirm this fucktard. Bai guise.
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>>728138289
Buy all the drugs and booze. Take my friends on a bender. Then use some of the money to hire a hitman. I'd pay him to take out >>728138533
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>>728138289
Ignorant fags here .. $150k means 150000 us dollars
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Pay off debts
Have a nest egg
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>>728138709
He could be talking about Ugandan dollars. He didn't specify if its US dollars. OP really should have said "US$150k"
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>>728139482
Read this as "Buy old Motorola" because it's capitalized. Confused me for a sec
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>>728138289
I would keep it and tell nobody and just enjoy my life.
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>>728138289
I found $1400 on the streets a while ago, put it in a jar and take some every now and then, good life
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>>728139482
How old you travel with that kind of cash?
Can't put it in the bank and probably get robbed of you just put it in a backpack.
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>>728138533
your face is unnecessary
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Launder it through bitcoins to csgo skins to cash, invest most of it somewhere smart, blow 10-20k buying stupid shit i always wanted but never had.
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>>728138533
checked.

ur retarded.
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>>728138533
why you so dumb
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>>728139953
I'd probably distribute the cash to revolutionary movements in every country I travel to protect me ... and well, I hope to leave a trail of chaos behind me
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>>728138669
HA
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>>728138533
Congrats on being the most hated person in this thread, faggot
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>>728138289

there is something oddly hot about that perfect ass with herpies
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>>728138669
Kek
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>>728140567
I hate this place
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>>728138533
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>>728138289
>Get passport
>Get visa for Canada saying I'm going to be starting a company there
>Start a card and game shop in Toronto
>MTG tourneys
>Get in the black quick
>Retire
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>>728138289
You should use it to see a Dr about that rash on your ass, OP.
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>>728140836
this better be bait.
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I'm set for life anyway so I'd probably just invest it. Buy another apartment or a small house to rent out.
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What are those things on her ass??
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Her ass is covered with Flavorful sprinkles, or what some people call, Jimmies.
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>>728142125
No really. I wanna know because I have something similar
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>>728138289
Assuming there was no way that it could be traced back to me, I'd spend it on booze, strippers, fancy dinners, etc. Then since I'd be spending less of my legitimate job income, I'd use that to buy a fancier car, house, etc.
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>>728142335
AIDS
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>>728138533
i like you to have more shitty "yous".
cause you fucking deserve them!
moron.
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>>728142335
It's just a little acne.
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>>728141934
>>728142125
>>728142335

it's obviously herpes simplex. and to have it all over their ass, wew lads.
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>>728140437
Mein fellow absurdist!
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I guess if I was trying to hide it I would just use it as an ATM machine for the rest of my life.

I wonder if the IRS would come knocking if I just suddenly deposited $150k into my bank outta nowhere. Like I wonder if that trips a flag. "You seem to have had some unreported income."
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>>728142125
Only Danny Sexbang calls them Jimmies
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>>728142335
Herpes. If you don't have insurance you better hope you find $150k cause enough Valtrex for one about is about $300
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>>728138533
christ almighty man, get help
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>>728138289
I'd use some of it to buy a Sharpie and stick it in my pooper.
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>>728142908
>one
one outbreak
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>>728138987
Op is Saying you find the cash and noone is looking for you or looking for the money so you're in the free and clear. You're going to trade 150K for what maybe a 100$ Visa Gift card from the cops? Dumbass
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>>728142995
Are you "One" Herbert?
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>>728142591
Any deposit over $10 in cash at a bank requires a form to be filled out.

I don't know if this is for the IRS or other financial regulators.
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>>728138289
Make a $150k payment towards my student loans.

And then still be in debt.
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Get a house, my man. Or invest
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>>728138289
Keep it.

Deposit in the bank really, just deal with the fucking taxes.

Learning how to properly launder money isn't trivial.

The federal government is seriously concerned about this sort of thing and they know all tricks.

But after that, just pay off debt and maybe a new car.
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>>728138289
Does that shit on your ass hurt?
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>>728143304
$10,000.00 I meant,
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>>728138533
$150 and $150k is a big difference fucktard
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>>728143519
Don't let black guys near your ass and you won't get herpes on your ass.
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>>728138533
Are you dumb man.

$150 is 150

$150k is 150,000
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>>728138289

I'd go on vacation around the world and sample local cheese pizza in the flesh, so to speak.
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>>728138533
Fucken hell, how are you this retarded
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Buy Bitcoins

You can't just deposit 150k into your bank account. There are forms you have to fill out and the government will make sure they get a slice. That money needs to be laundered. I'd buy Bitcoins for cash on localbitcoins and say I won it gambling/trading. Cash out a bit at a time and live off of it.
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>>728143172
Had shingles once and had to get hero meds
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>>728139505
I like the way you think
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>>728144197
Mein neger. Was worried that no-one would get that...
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>>728144400
Checked
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>>728138533
i applaud you, mr troll
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>>728138289
Buy 150k worth of serb cutters and use them on jews
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>>728138533
bait people this is a bait, chill you fish fags
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>>728138289
Can i slip side on a condom, a fill body condom ?
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>>728138289

I would invest half in mutual funds, then give the other half to my friend abdul, who is a trader in commodities...
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>>728144077
STOP OVER THINKING IT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're getting 150k of tag free $.

lets just assume she hands you a bag of cash, there, no need to worry about depositing it.
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>>728138651
Do you understand that the IRS would literally fuck your life up if you had all that cash out of nowhere? In America, you cannot get free money. The government controls every facet of your life, bitch. THINK FOR YOURSELF AND QUESTION AUTHORITY. THINK FOR YOURSELF. QUESTION. AUTOROTY
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>>728143342
Look, a retard. You couldn't pay off your loan, fag. How do you explain to the feds how you got the money. They'd make you pay taxes
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>>728138289
I see nothing wrong OP. I would go all in.

I mean, obviously im a 27yo kissless virgin, but i'd just put on like 2 condoms and not let her kiss me, no foreplay just lube up and slam in.

I would lose my virginity and make a quick buck while im at it, win win
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>>728138533
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I'd just buy a lifetime supply of weed, LSD, DMT, and alcohol. And stay fucked up every moment till I die in a state of euphoria... Gets me thinking, I womder if i should take out a loan and do this.
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>>728147183
>bag of $150k in cash
>no need to worry about it

Wew lad
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>>728138289
>Would invest it all
>retire in 10 years
>mfw all your faggots blew your money and have to continuing slaving away in a horrible job/life
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>>728147681
Are you autistic, no one knows what's in the bag except you. As long as you're not a utter retard you would just drive home with the money and then use what you needed. like buying food, fuel and shit with it.
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>>728147842
How do you invest $150k in found money. The IRS is going to want to know where it vcame from.

Pro tip: "someone gave it to me" is not a valid answer.
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>>728147927
I guess when you have no friends and no girlfriend, you don't worry about having $150k in cash around the basement.
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>>728138289
150k isn't really all that much. Take the cash and use it as walking around money. Buy all my groceries and gas with it, cigarettes and alcohol, random purchases. Keep my normal income in the bank and use checking account as normal. Perhaps invest some of my earnings.

Spend the next many years never being short on cash, while my legit income expands from investments.
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start a drug ring
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>>728147022
Mutual funds are shit tho
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>>728138289
I'd buy a plane ticket to Russia and blow 20-30K sight seeing and visiting all the smaller cities over the course of 2-3 years constantly traveling.

I'd buy my way to Citizenship and live as a hermit in a small village and have an army of babushkas working for me for american dollars and live like a Vladimir Putin.
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>>728138289
Smash this shit raw

Buy some magic cards and travel to play
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>>728147416
MAH AUTOROTY
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>>728148169
I see your point anon.

I dont have many friends, recently moved city for my girl to go through college while i support her.

I would tell her i had the 150k and what i did for it, we are pretty close i dont think she'd mind. i also completely trust her, only 19 but been with her for 4 years, coming up 5 this November.
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>>728147416
>Do you understand that the IRS would literally fuck your life up if you had all that cash out of nowhere?

Explain to me how the IRS would know about this sudden win fall of money? Who is going to tell them?
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>>728138289
That'd be enough for me to walk away from my job and start over somewhere else.
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>>728148540
Smart anon.

just invest normal income in stocks or something.

150k isnt enough to turn heads if you invest it slowly and over time out of your normal income.
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>>728149039
>I dont have many friends
> recently moved city for my girl to go through college while i support her
>I would tell her i had the 150k
>completely trust her, only 19
>Retard
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>>728149132
Well hero, when you filed your taxes they would see your income, and that somehow you paid off massive debt that you can't explain. That would trigger an audit.
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>>728138289
fuck the thread what the hell kind of herpes is that shit?
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>>728149132
150k coming from an unknown source, from someone that has a regular income of say 40k would be fairly suspicious and might get flagged by automated system.

the thing is you wouldnt put it in the bank, you would use it as walk around money buying some, but not all small shit. like gas, food, snacks, drugs, movies // activity etc.

you would be able to save some of your own money up and maybe invest that, or at least have a higher standard of living for a few years
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>>728149357
>when you filed your taxes they would see your income
And?
>and that somehow you paid off massive debt that you can't explain
What?

When I file my taxes every year, I don't have to list how much money I spent on my mortgage or rent, or report to the IRS every mortgage payment or car payment or credit card payment I make.

What the fuck are you going on about?
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>>728149500
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>>728149346
Anon, i see your point, i get it a lot. People think shes just milking me. But we were together before she even wanted to go to college, she was with me when i was 18 and got kicked out, she picked me up, let me live with her and her parents and got me a job. She is the only reason i didnt fall into drugs or suicide. i fucking love her. and for me to now, be able to support her getting a degree in something she loves, and is good at makes me happy.
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>>728138533
Who am I to despise some quality bait?
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>>728140836
Fucking nerd.
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>>728138289
Her herpes has herpes.
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>>728138289

That a fucking scorching case of herpes.
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Leave college and travel and be a live musician. I make income from playing music, but that would ensure I could pay off school debt ($22k) and then still have a ton as a safety plan. Maybe record some music.
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>>728138533
Seriously kill yourself. I fucking hate you.
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>bring it to the arcade, twenty bucks at a time, to exchange for quarters at the change machine

>eventually accumulate 600,000 Quarters

>attach two large containers to the back of my car with holes in the bottom

>drive through an impoverished part of town leaking quarters out the back all night

>come morning, the streets of the ghetto are littered with money
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>>728150406
do you have a soundcloud or youtube or something anon ?
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>>728150595
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>>728150595
kek'd
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>>728150796
Low-qual af

https://www.youtube.com/user/resetitall
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>>728150218
I think maybe somebody wiped their ass with poison ivy leaves while inawoods.
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>>728150595
>NICKLES
>THROUGH AFRICA
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>>728138289
well, 150k is life changing for me. i can space that out over a couple years to pay off any debts (increments at a time) and deposit it in small amounts over time to build up enough cash to get a hell of a down payment on a mortgage.
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>>728150929
You have a good voice, you could make a good living if you keep at it and put yourself out their. Just spam your shit around social media and shit.

Thats what my bro does, he's had some success. check his shit if you want.

https://soundcloud.com/bdeadly/all-in-my-head
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>>728138289
set up a modest personal recording studio
buy a decent vehicle
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Buy a good computer, and bank the rest.
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>>728149784
Dude, just stop. You're digging yourself into a hole, here. Do what you're gonna do, no one cares. But if you keep talking about it we're gonna keep making fun of you.
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>>728143304
>>728143521
it's because of the patriot act

>source: i worked in a bank
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>>728149562
You are a retard. You can't pay off large debt with "found" money. That will set off all sorts of flags.
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>>728138289
For $150K:

$15K on a watch
$110K on a car
$25K for whores.

FYI, my own watch is $5K and my car is $70K, and I probably spent about $20K last year between my sugar baby and escorts, so while the wish numbers aren't exactly fantasy numbers, it's an amount I normally wouldn't spend because I'm not as flashy as my bank account indicates. These are cash items...I don't lease or rent.
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>>728152522
Sorry you can't build long standing trust built relationships anon.
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$150k US is really not a lot of money if you are
a US citizen. OP is an ignorant child and will be
lucky to see paychecks go up over his lifetime...
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>>728152798
Sorry you're such a retard that after a few years with a teenager you still think you can trust her with money.
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>>728152798
Not that Anon, but seriously, you're building a "long standing, trusting relationship" with an actual child.

Your life is about to explode. Just promise us that you will post it on 4Chan in the form of a green-text when it does, okay?
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>move out
>do trade like carpentry or join police
>get jacked in the gym
>find qt to fill with white babies
>write novel/make video games
thats it
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All I can think about is how much I want to buy a car and build a PC with $3,000 budget.
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>>728138289
Book a cruise to Grand Caymans
Drive to port with money in suitcase
Pull into Grand Caymans
Deposit mine into account
Mine is effectively hidden, now you have a work of options on what to do with it.

Prolly hookers and blow. Really, really good hookers and blow. And you can live life knowing you have a pile of FU money.
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>>728138289

Id do two chicks at the same time.
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>>728153700
Funny - autocorrect changed money to mine. Or maybe it was my subconscious.
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>>728153872
140PBP
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>>728153700
>$150k
>FU money

How poor are all of you people? Are you posting from a library computer? Are you talking about FU money in relation to your interactions with other homeless peoples?
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buy a pool in my backyard
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>>728154157
Says the kids living in his parents basement...
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Stash it, and pay for all of my outings i.e. dinner dates, movies, clubs, bars, clothing.

I mean really, anyone trying to do anything else besides maybe sell drugs is retarded.
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>>728138289
what the fuck ask? I'll take that shit and start paying shit off
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What if the bills are marked / serial numbers recorded?
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>>728154366
$150k is not F-U money.
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>>728138289
Pay off credit card debt immediately. Buy a cheap but decent car. Change the payback plan on my student loans so that that shit will actually one day be covered instead of haunting me til the day I die. If the IRS actually comes calling (they won't), report the extra money from this first year (covering CC debt and car) as extra cash made during my freelance work.
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>>728154449
What kind of debt you got?
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>>728152709
depends on how big the debt is and what your current income is
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bitcoins
OR
local indian casino

If you want to bother laundering the money and making it taxable/legitimate.
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>>728154157
Is 600k F-U money?
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>>728154525
3-6 months living expenses? So you can tell your boss fuck you and not give a shit?
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>>728154909
Not OP but I live in Hawaii so no. It's relative, I giess.
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>>728149500
This. Are we really not going to talk about this ass? How the fuck did it spread that bad? How fast does that shit grow?
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>>728138289
>Remember you can't claim it on your taxes.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost,_mislaid,_and_abandoned_property

Yes I can. "Finders keepers" is law. After I did, I'd put a down payment on a new home.
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>buy loads of bronze bricks in the grey market anonymously with it
>re-smelt the bricks to erase the origins, whether by mix or by registration
>"you found the bronze product in a junkyard"
>sell it to get legit money in return, even if a smaller quantity
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>>728153021
>>728153056
Too bad its not going to.

Maybe in the future we will grow apart, but honestly 150k is nothing compared to what she did for me.

currently im the happiest ive ever been, and its all because of her.
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>>728155352
iktf. Miami here. I bet Hawaii is really expensive. I can't imagine being some local working at a hotel.
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>>728155352
There's FU money, which is where you can walk without worrying about landing on your feet, and then there's fuck all y'all money, which is I'm never working again in my life. The latter is pretty unrealistic.
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>>728155422
Yeah, the key would be how to wash found money. Especially since half that shit is probably marked bills.
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>>728138289
Pay off my house, be $400 a week better off
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>>728155953
What kind of mortgage do you have?
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>>728156042
In what sense? I'm Aus so I'm not sure what differences you guys have there with your mortgages.
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>>728155518
You deserve everything bad that is going to happen to you.

You think relationships go bad and blow up just because people aren't good at them?

wew
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>>728156670
Nigger am i missing something.

She has done so much for me if she did fuck off with the 150k plus any other money, it would piss me off but i feel like i owe her far more than that so i probs wouldnt care.

I guess my main issue is that im too selfless, and ive been fucked over so many times because of that.
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>>728138975
so basically
>find 150k
>use it to become a drug dealer
>make even more bank

not a bad idea
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>>728149039
>beta
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>>728157069
>I guess my main issue is that im too selfless, and ive been fucked over so many times because of that.

No, your main issue is that you're fucking retarded. Your second biggest issue is that your girl is going to grow the fuck up and come to view you as a pathetic piece shit doormat instead of a juvenile lost puppy dog and she's going to burn whatever goodwill you've built on the way out.

Mature adults find worship they didn't earn fucking creepy.
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I mean, I've got more than 10x that in available cash, and I'm not doing any of this stuff. Where did I go wrong bros?
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>>728158031
I dont think you understand, she helped me out of a bad place, im doing well now.

currently im working full time as loss prevention / security guard. but im attending / completing a computer science degree and hope to go into back end development.

Yes currently, we are both pathetic, min wage earning teens. but we are both following a pathway for a career and im doing really fucking well now.

I was once in a bad place, not now. she helped me and now im off, i have opportunity now and a chance to better myself, and that's what im doing.

Yes, i understand that its possible, even likely that we may grow apart and i understand it. The 4 years we have been together we haven't had a single fight, fuck i dont even remember us disagreeing, we are more like best friends that fuck than anything.

You can think what you want anon, you're entitled to that. but you only know a small fraction of the story.
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>>728158814
You keep saying that you're doing well now like you're trying to convince yourself it's the truth.

>The 4 years we have been together we haven't had a single fight, fuck i dont even remember us disagreeing, we are more like best friends that fuck than anything.
That's because you're both still children.

Kek, you have no idea what's coming. I'd recommend you strap in because it's going to crash and burn harder than you can imagine, multiple people with actual experience are telling you this, but you're so retarded you won't listen to sensible advice. So I don't give a shit that you're going to end up committing suicide when she destroys your life in a few years.
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>>728138289
Spend it all in a day. On drinks and food with my friends.
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id tell everyone at my place of employment they can suck a big fat cock. then id be a neet for a few years playing mmorpgs and drinking
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>>728158756
Exactly
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Buy stuff in cash? Why is this so hard for some people?
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>>728160060
Boy anon, she really fucked you up when she left didn't she? Maybe it's time to move on....
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i actually have the disease in the original photo. Mine isnt as bad as that though. And no its not a fucking STD, its literally an autoimmune disease in the blood that is genetic.
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>>728138533
wow you did it this time nice b8 m8
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>>728160060
>i understand that its possible, even likely that we may grow apart.

/ i realize that the chance of us staying together isnt high, and if it ends i dont have a problem.

Why do you keep thinking i dont understand that.

>keeping 150k around her because if she takes it and fucks off.

feel like i owe her so much more than that anyway, it wouldn't bother me.

Nigger read.

also because your relationship failed doesnt mean ours has to, its uncommon but there are people who meet as teens and spend their whole life together. thats my best hope, and hers too. but shit may change, we both dont know.
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>>728161165
^ I think hes thinking of his previous relationship instead of mine.

ive told him i understand most relationships fail, and that at the end of the day we both know its a possibility.

Currently we both want to stay together, and are happy, so we work with what we got and hope for the best future.
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>>728161529
You seem to be under the impression that you two will be ending things relatively amicably. You think you're prepared, but not you're not. No one really is.

Just stop trying to convince us how much you think you know about life. You're just a kid. You don't know shit. You're just making yourself look retarded.
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>>728138289
i would take it and would live on benefits unitl money runs out
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Buy a nice laptop. Then I'd probably just deposit the money.
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>>728138289
buy a car and modify the fuck out of it
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>>728161911
I realize i know very little about life, but im guessing you had a teen relationship go sour ?

I dont think they will end peacefully, i dont know how or if they will end at all.

let me put this simply.

statistically we are very likely to break up.
i would still trust her with 150k because even if she ran off with it, i feel like i owe her more.

Obviously im not going to start going off about how our relationship is going to end violently or in a negative way, because i prefer to stay positive.

Maybe instead of doubting everything and everyone you should try, have hope and maybe it will work out?
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>>728138289
Really i do not know why i wanna clean that ass with some medical tools. Do you have more?
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>>728163474
just google search herpes
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>>728138289

UK Fag here.

Set up sole trader company for labouring such as Gardening, Painters, Maintenance Etc... nothing which requires skills.

Use some sort of Invoice book and produce a bunch of fake invoices for services rendered.

Declare earnings to HMRC. ~ 2000-3000 pounds per month.

Take £900 monthly (no tax on first 11k yearly) as wages and top up earnings with dividends (£1100).

£2000 is a decent salary to live comfortably.

Could further add a pension fund to the company where I could bury some more money for the future.
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