NO TROLLING: What is your job, age and salary? Chef at Wendy's

UPS Store guy
$10.50/hr , no benefits
21

QC analytical chemist
23yo
$17 an hour

working at wells fargo
14.00 an hour plus benefits
20yr

Inventory Maintenance Technician Specialist @ The Home Depot
$10.75 per hour
34 years young

77,000 , Benifits
Claims Analyst

Poker dealer.
Average $24 an hour. No benefits.
23

>>728137959
33, forgot to type that.

>>728137913
thats a big title

streamer/youtuber just over 400k subs

3k a month donations/2k month ads

24, dentist, 6000 euros a month

software developer
75k/year
28

Backroom at Target, $10.50 an hours, 15% discount but only if I pay in cash. No benefits, constantly get my hours cut.

tmobile customer service
15/hour plus benefis
20

>>728138130
22 6000 euros per year kek

>>728137398
Chief Information Officer
$115K/year + benefits
46

>>728138099
what channel? serious

>>728138158
Oh shit forgot to say im about to turn 22. Failed out of college before and its hard to motivate myself. I really want to go to community college but im not sure if im capable of balancing work and school so : /

telecommunications specialist
20.19 hr and benefits
22

Business owner, 2nd generation . I actually work, and recognize the retardedly unfair opportunity I have versus others.

About 250k, 100 in W-2 jumping to about 1.1 in total once it is bought off.

Six years to go at current rate.

Numbers analyst for the Norwegian government
About $60 per hour
38 yo.

IT Sys Admin
24
65K

>>728138330
Also forgot age. In late twenties.

Reliability Engineer, 24
$65k in a really poor US state.

>>728138330
>I actually work, and recognize the retardedly unfair opportunity I have versus others.

whelp at least your honest with yourself

>>728137959
>>728137995
That's also not how you spell benefits.

UAW auto worker
18hr - full health benefits - yearly bonuses
28

>>728138405
what is that? and whats it like?

>>728137398
Are 80% of these posts by bots?

I see the same shit posted, the same wording, same follow up replies.
This one is a prime example.

>>728138130
how does a dentist earn so little ? where do you work ?

Warehouse worker
$11.23/hr
24

Marine guard
on shift 65 hours a week
22k annual
full benefits

>>728137398
IT tech
25/hr
28
+ i work from home and browse 4chan.

25 yr - waiter - avg 23/hr cash - no taxes - no benefits

Supported by parents
0/hr + BENEFITS + FREE FOOD
21

Vascular tech
20 an hour for work
10 an hour for travel plus per diem
32

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23 years old.

international trade and marketing specialist / Area sales manager.

$73,000 per year base + %4 commision + benfits,

Shipping/Shipping prep for industrial machines

$14.50 + tuition reimbursement, insurance, profit sharing, etc

20


We're not that busy so its not super difficult work

>>728138670
dude who do you work for?

martial arts instructor
11.25/hr + no Benefits
20 yrs

>>728137398

$75k/year plus profit sharing.
Technical Director
35 yo

>>728138561
And I like to think we give more to our employees because of it- both in time off, health benefits and pay.

I also do my best not to come off like a fucking shithead. It's easy to hate your boss, hard to like them. I like to at least try to not be an assist boss- worked under one my whole teen years and into my early 20s.

Trucker
120k
21

>>728138270
>CIO
>115
are you kidding me? I'm working as an consultant in the CIO-office and I make more than that

>>728138130
>>728138650

France
the cost of acts (extraction, crown, etc) is forced on us by the social security, and is the same for every dentist, which makes us the cheapest country in all of Europe, hence the low salary and the distastrous state of dentistry in france

if i ever need a dental procedure, you bet i would never get it here in france

>>728138968
Asshat boss*

Fucking phone.

NEET
900/mo
24

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>>728138993

Wine warehouse... Guy who puts bottles in boxes to ship to grocery stores.
$8.50 an hour + incentive pool that my asshole coworkers use up breaking shit + super cheap mislabeled or incomplete packages of beer, wine liquor, and soda.
23

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Cop in SE WI
$72k
25yr

Javascript Developer
£45k a year
29

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In the IC. 24yo. 58k + super duper benefits.

Long-term substitute teacher
$150 / day and then it jumps to almost $300 / day after I've been there for 40 days
28

It's cool but I need something permanent soon.

Accounting intern
18.5/hr no benifits
23

Also am in Grad school

>>728139005
I have a small IT team with a small company.. not a big corporation. Plus I just got promoted 2 months ago from an IT Manager..

>>728137398
CEO , 56, a hundred billion dollars!

>>728139236

Oliver?

>>728138079
For you

>>728137398
>chef
>wendys
how dare you

>>728138993
Where at? You like it? Worth it? Least favorite part?

>>728139382
Uh no

>>728137398
>used to work at dairy queen
>something like a 30% discount on food for employees when not working
>half off during your shift
>or, maybe, i could just make myself food, eat it, and go back to work without paying or writing it down
>feign ignorance when confronted about it, either not sure of what i ate or when or i forgot to deal with the bill, etc.
>bullshit excuses but apparently i'm one of the more capable employees despite how new I am, so the manager doesn't give a fuck
>a few months working there and she finally cracks down after witnessing me flat out make a ton of food and scarf it down for free
>do things properly for all of 2 weeks
>go back to my usual bullshit
>thanks to high employee turnover I'm now one of the higher seniority wageslaves
>manager starts waving away my insubordination by saying I'm an experienced and good employee so whatever
>so i'm a newb who doesn't know better for a couple months
>a couple weeks of doin' it right
>and then too good of an employee to bother over it
>even though higher seniority employees are griped at if they don't pay

I got away with so much there but above all else i really miss the free food. I could really go for a loaded basket of chili cheese fries right now

Mid level cable television producer or director = $3150/week.

>>728139585

Don't lie, get back on the violin you beaner

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>>728137398
Line cook and stoner extraordinare
20
$10.00 an hour

Gigging musician
100-500 depends on the gig
19

>>728138670
Dude

>>728139382
Yes, Oliver Klothesoff.

>>728139688
Ooops. 46.

my job is to digitize all the fish that come through the factory.

i make $49k/year, winters off (3-4 months depending on weather conditions).

i am 58 years old.

>>728137398
33
IT admin
75k + benefits

Commonwealth of Massachusetts Chief Underwater Welding Research Facility Director of Communication Technology Engineering
720k/year
23

>>728137398
car mechanic
19
629€ month + benefits + each saturday 25€/hr

Team Lead
$22.18/hr+bonuses+benefits
27

>>728139745
Donny Clam?

>>728137398
engineer, 31, $75k, FL

>>728137398
>chef at Wendy's
>my sides

>>728138648
Its called pasta. But this one isnt stale. It was rehydrated a little

Psychiatrist, $74.73/hr, 27

working at Dish manufacturing $8.80 per hour 21 yrs old studying EE

>>728138779
How did you land this? What type of education do you have?

Emergency Department Registered Nurse
$46.75/hr + benefits + 3 weeks paid vacation

>>728140560

If that's a pic of her she got the job through studying how to suck dick.

1.25$ per hour as a vendor-consultant

Age 30
College town greasy spoon
Cook/cashier
$13 hour straight cash + tips + extra 25 for locking up each night

>>728138648
>>728140434
i'm real

>>728140097
wat

Youtube Producer for Channel with +3,5 mil subs

7-15k month

benefits: free entry to a lot of partys, events, movie premiers, travel for work, get to meet stars, a little bit of fame and fans

disadvantages: working 6 days a week for +12 hours, literally no free time, barely see my friends/family/girlfriend, nearly no holidays, annoying little kids following me home or asking for photos, abandoned my degree for that, a lot of assholes in my industry

cashier at walgreen
$10.00/hr+ 15% off non-store items/25% on store items

18 years old

crane operator
24 per hr with overtime 80k a year
23

God fucking dammit. This thread. Every day. Always a chef at wendys

>>728138135
What language do you use?
What is the next career step for you other then developing? Where would a promotion land you?

Age 19
Scotland
Injection moulder
£21 an hour

Software designer, 32, 160k/year + stocks n' bonus shit.

>>728140972
hello pewdiepie

Umpqua Bank
$15.00/hr
Free medical and dental
19

Electrician second year apprentice
$14/hour
20

>>728142557
well actually i'm not pewds, he makes way more money. btw. im not a youtuber, i'm only the produer

>>728137398
Software Engineer
~$60/hour + benefits
28

37 an hour on my check. Close to 60 an hour including benefits.
Union carpenter
30 years old

Age 20
Bolivia
Luckily no need to work, but I study journalism.

>>728142945
oh, are you one of those shitlords sitting in the back of TYT videos? However, your wage seems to be too good for that.

CEO at a fortune 100
$12,000,000 in total compensation
16

just be yourself dude

24, 28k year, telecomications

>>728143528
not sitting in the back but producing. concept, shoot, editing. There still are some channels that produce higher production quality, we are a team of five people.

>>728137398
>Chef at Wendy's
is it possible for to make me a dave's quadrouple there? I am willing to pay the ultimate price.

Software Eng, $110k + Stock + benefits. 25

>>728137398

Composer/Arranger (music) for Film/TV/Theatre
80k-200k/year (Yes..., it fluctuates that much)
64yo. (Yes..., I really am that old)

Never had a "real" job..., just music.
And for those who are wondering..., yes I am, in fact, the oldfag sometimes known as "disneybro" from /b/ and /mu/.

>>728138552
Illinois?

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>>728143990
Oh oh oh, I love those ghetto prank videos. Jus a prank bro!

Currently?

Unlicensed document review
$23-25/hr depending on the contract, health and dental plus I get to choose my hours as long as they fall within whenever the building is open and I fulfill 36-40 hours a week.
25

Going for my law license, and doing my research, when I pass the bar my hours for licensed legal work can be anywhere from $150/hr-500/hr

Wish me luck.

CEO of my life
24
Moneys just a number bitches

F.G Spreading general worker, $10 hour, 19. Part time, also go to JC

>>728137398
>chef at wendy's
Yeah okay, keep teling yourself that. You have to know how to cook food to be a chef.

>>728137398
Walgreens customer service rep (so like cashier and stocking shelves and shit)
$12/hr
19

>>728137398
Criminal defense attorney in small firm
$80k + bonuses
27 years old

Chef in US Coast Guard
40k
25

Business school prof
$190k
31

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>>728144513

>>728137398
Line cook
21
1220 euros per month

No degree, I don't even speak the language of the country I'm in my life is sad and I'll be living in minimum wage fore ever.

>>728137398
Digital Marketing Consultant 40k
401k etc.

>>728144975
lol broke ass faggot

Formwork carpenter for newway forming ltd .build condo towers
28.50$plus over time pay of 1.5after 8hours and after 10it double pay
30 years old

£8.20 an hour
Driver
33

I hate my life

>>728137398
Team leader at McDonald's 11.70 an hour
50% off all MacDonald's in Canada and couple discounts elsewhere

Unemployed
18
Stuck as a volunteer at the hospital

>>728138632
Me too. Who you work for
Me metalsa USA we build chevy frames

Uaw forklift and crane operator
14 hour
28

55k pa
pro photographer
31

Window washer.
15$/hr
21
It would be a great job but I work like 2 days a week so I'm still broke

>>728137913
>34 years young
jesus fuckin pogostick christ

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>>728137398

>fast food
>chef

>>728144254
that really u disneybro???
i know u.
u been here since like forever.

>>728137398
What you posted: NO TROLLING
What /b/ sees: TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

>>728144254
34 in same industry but way lower end.

fluctuate between about 40-90k at moment

any tips??

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>>728145298
>being this much of a newfag

This is you let me
https://youtu.be/nRHuSHQTGIc

Automotive Mechanic,
16.50/hr @ 40 hours weekly
22

News Paper boy
A nickel a day
9

Autoglass technician for Safelite

23 years old

$20/h & benefits

>>728145328
yeah because all i see is people posting insane fucking salaries + benefits and positions

>>728144473
>hobofag detected

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>>728144975

>>728137398

Occupational Therapist
80k salary + benefits
30 years old

Used to work at Wendy's for years while going to school.

leech on the teat of the government this guy >>728138405 works for
21'500$/yr
early 20s

Web Developer / 29 / $25-30 hr

>>728137398
33 Bartender average about
75k a year. No insurance.

>>728140972

Doesn't sound worth it to be honest.

34, engineer, 138,000 counting my OT

>>728137398

District Judge.
48
£106k per year + expenses

>currenty student, but will be bank examiner at OCC (dept. of treasury) starting June
>23
>$69K/yr

>>728140097
Structural shop welder here. It may be difficult to believe but I'm 18 with 2+ years of employment and schooling. I can layout and fit as well but it's my dream to go into underwater. What will it take? How do I go about finding that opportunity? Is school necessary?

im 22 and still in my first year of uni

fucking lmao.

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>>728137398
Traindriver in Switzerland
25.- CHF ( 25$) / h, benefits & insurence
26/m

Student loan servicer. $15.73/hour. 26

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>>728145306

Yep..., it's me.
Pic related.
Not forever..., just 2005.

>>728145462

Well..., you're making about what I made when I was 34yo..
Seems like you're on track (pardon the pun).
Just stick with it..., it's a "war of attrition"..., everybody else gives up and quits..., then you're left standing.

What kind of clients are you doing work for?

>>728146327
nice. cheers
decided to do a year solid on libraries pretty much and play the numbers game whilst making some contacts and finding some more specific projects

but doing emi, extreme, universal and whoever else I can fit in between currently

>>728144525
what Walgreens do you work at where its 12 an hour?

33
Firefighter
$67K

Went to a temp agency for a job at an aluminum factory cutting aluminum all day started out at 12/hr just got hired full time at 18hr with full benefits I'm 20 and don't even have a ged

Software engineer
$60,000/year
25

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>>728144913
Field Service Engineer
$60k + benefits + travel around the world for work w/ expenses paid. (Pic related)
24

>>728137398
24, Machine Operator at a large company. 23.5/hour


Closing on my first house in 2 weeks, wish me luck

SSGT USAF, 28, about 50k after allowances.

>>728147006

AFSC?

>>728147110
1C5

Mortgage Assistant
$13/hour + benefits + monthly bonuses
25yo
It's meh. Currently going through the process to enter the sheriff's department. Then I will be making 5-6k a month

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>>728146974

good luck

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>>728137398
YLYL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAiL9RxXD2s

>>728137398

Awww shit, son, you got a forty cent raise!

>>728146605

Cool.
Okay.., so I'm going to give you food for thought based on my own **really OLD-fag's** experience.
(And I mean that literally.)
From the time I was 4 or 5 years old, I was always totally obsessed with music & became an early "ear player".
I grew up in the 1960's (early rock..., Beatles..., Grateful Dead..., etc.) & thus went through my period of dreaming of rock stardom. Played in lots of bands..., you get the idea.
Ultimately went to Berklee College in Boston, MA for my undergrad (ultimately a BA in Music Composition-Class of 1976). While I was there I came to realize that, while I was definitely passionate about doing music, I had no interest in the "performance" (on stage) side of things.
Eventually I also got a MFA in Electronic Music, too (it was kind of the dawn of synths & samplers, etc.)..., but that's neither here nor there.
Anyway..., I made a whole lot of invaluable contacts when I was at Berklee (both Prof's & other students--Pat Metheny & Mike Stern were classmates, for example). This was a really good thing.
So the long & short of it is:
Since graduating..., & through those contacts..., I have managed to make a pretty good living composing/recording the musical scores for Film/TV/Theatre. Some people know me as "disneybro" because I also do a lot of stuff for Disney Channel/Hollywood Records..., mostly crappy "kid pop" songs.
Now..., I am not famous..., & I am not insanely wealthy..., but I do own a nice house in suburban NYC, managed to put two daughters through college without student loans, & I own my own studio in the City.
All while never, ever in my life having had a "straight gig" (real job).
So..., all in all..., I would deem the endeavor to be a success.
Hey..., it sure beats the hell out of "working for the man".
So..., my final sage advice to all young music-fags:
Set realistic goals.
Good luck.

23, Pneumatic Distributor, 65k a year

>>728147169
>1C5

Neat.

3PO51
E4
I made a mistake. I've been paying it for 4 years. 2 more to go.

Cyber Security Director
£128K + £40K bonus + flexible benefits
46, inb4 oldfag

>>728137398
those benefits look great can i get one with extrie cheese?

>>728146135
Judge on 4chan?
You must be one of those Judges who sees through the DA's bullshit. Good on you, anon.

been on so many Jury's where the DA is trying to convict people that are blatantly not guilty or some kid that made a one time stupid mistake with no priors.
I hate the law.

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Rodman
$13/hr
22

I hate my life but...The Last Jedi is almost here so I'm fine for now

Kroger department head
17.50 an hour plus benefits
20

>>728147783
You live in GA or SC

painter
11.25/hr
28

>>728147458
I'm happy paying bills, eating well and doing something I enjoy. so you're topping that world for me perfectly
thanks for the advice!

>>728137398
Management Consultant
$62, 000 AUD
23
Just graduated Uni

>>728137398

finance director at a BMW dealership
27
228k last year

>>728137398
Own employer, furniture contractor.
43
US$200k/year, and work when and how the fuck i want.

>>728147857
Sc

>>728148006
>wat: the post

Work at Hewlett Packard as networking infrastruture tester
31
33k
Interviewing at another company for 70k

>>728137398

non commission sales.
38,400 base plus bonus (made 46,000 last year) with benefits
31

Software developer
85k
24yo

>>728137398
profetchionel garbege cleaner
lots of benefis, but dont get paid anytheng
lived on this plenet for too long, i think that god probably forgot about me

Commercial lighting Electrician
27
$17.5/hr+Bonus structure

>>728137398
linux sysad, attny
40s
150K+

>>728142945
You're that Patrice guy. Stop touching kids.

21
Sales
78k Gross w/ Union benefits.

>>728137398
Sandwich Artist Subway
Minimum wage
33

Work in a store (At demand)
18
17$/h
Benefits: Free coffee and low priced food

Bond Trader (for a bank)
Late thirties
500k to 1mm a year depending on results

Plus benefits, insurance, pension, etc.

>>728148160
Im stating that Im self-employed, build and design furniture, enjoy fucking boy-pussy(man-ass), make $200,000 a year and only take projects that I want. Wat are you unclear on exactly?

>>728137398
>job, age and salary?
construction worker
40 y/o
$15/hr

Oil change/basic car maintenance man.
13/hr
But about to go electrician @18+ hr

>>728149075
25
Forgot age

Whale Whisperer
$22.50 / hour
37

Database admin
$76,000
25

Dishwasher, 13.75/hour, full benefits, 26.

>>728137398
26
59k
tech support

>>728139005
Consultants always do. You guys somehow mindfuck management.

I'm not saying you, specifically, are bad. But jesus, nothing good comes when my CEO tells me they hired a consultant to fix a problem.

For example:

I'm in portfolio management for our company. We had two streams for salespeople to run pricing on energy futures; a stream with analysts, and a stream with machines. The stream with machines was severely fucked, booking deals with insanely large margins. I showed that these deals were, within a month, underwater. Nothing was done.

About three months later, sales start lagging. Enter BCG (Boston Consulting Group). They do this front to back analysis. They conclude that the entire company should convert to the self-serve machine pricing stream because A) less overhead and B) more margins.

Entire support departmens were cleaned out (~25 people fired). BCG was paid HANDSOMELY for their efforts. Everyone in upper management gave congratulatory handshakes. We switched to this shitty stream and I had to report every month that we were losing boatloads of money because of inaccuracies in the pricing models assumed by the computers.

>>728148137

Dank, you near the Masters?
I'm like, 30 minutes away from there

140k annual, tech sales. 37

>>728149398
Masters?

>>728138306
if it helps you any, it took me 8 years to complete school (community college) because of this very same problem. Its not hard, just requires dedication and knowing you can only take 1 or two classes a semester.

>>728149492
Golf, dimwit

>>728138099
Legit question, what do you do if your channel goes under or something? Do you have a side job for your resume or just "youtube streamer"?

Data Center Technician I
$16.50/h
27

Barista
25hr
Free coffee, half off food, bitches
22

>>728149492
Holy fuck, how do you not know what the Masters are and you live in SC?
You must not be anywhere near the border of GA, then

>>728149311
>Consultants

You don't need a consultant, you need a

41
Motivational Speaker
$ whatever I can milk out of a company / hour

34, about 90k/year, Officer in the US Navy. I'm single though, so it's more than enough money.

48
$735 per month
Disabled former landscaper

>>728149626
Actually pretty damn close. Live by hilton head

>>728144280
IL LOL!!! I work in IL and its fine. just the Gov. is poor, not the people.

probably like Alabama.

Asset Protection
19/hr
Benefits/School Grants
22

>>728137398
>chef
>Wendy's

Pick one faggot

also 25 still working fast foof, get a real job faggot.
You're whats wrong with america ya know.
Too many lazy fucks like you who didn't apply them selves early on life and are fucking up the future.
Low paying jobs are meant for those new to the work force
If all those jobs are filled by lazy fucks like you
how is any one new supposed to enter the workforce?

>>728137398
Stay at home dad
Side jobs (cause homeschooling kids and keeping house is not hard. At all. )
Refurbish dressers- usually 100 per
Clean cook for old woman 500 month
Driving old people around- 200 month.

>>728149311

Oh. Also:

100k USD / yr
Sr. Portfolio Manager (Energy)
33 yro

I'm on the low end.

>>728149608
>Barista
>25hr
wtf?

>>728144626
80k is shit...what kind of bonus??

>>728149724
Is the government poor because niggers don't pay their taxes?

>>728137398
Sam's Club orders
$12/hr +benefits
21

>>728137913
>Years young
Fucking hate that. Not sure why.

>>728149683
my rent is more than that, do you live in a cardboard box?

QC Lab Technician
18.50/hr + health insurance + unlimited protein powder*
25

*I could literally take a 40 lb bag home

I sit on my ass all day and enter/look at numbers in a database. Then I package up a few samples each day for outside lab testing. It's boring but zero stress and I can usually work at my own pace.

Tow truck driver
1200-1500 week
35

>>728137398
I'm a stay at home dad with 3 kids.

>>728149626

Columbia fag checking in. I didn't know what the fuck you were saying either

Food Delivery
$6/hr + $1.50 per delivery and tip
18

>>728137398
Student. Army Reservist
22
$60 a day, usually equates to about 5-6K a year

CVS clerk/cashier
10.70$ an hour (California)
20

IT manager
$125k/yr plus 10%bonus plus benefits.
33

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>>728137398

Title: Pimp w/ Player Certification
Age: Only a number
Salary: $$$ Benjamins $$$

>>728145647
hourly or flat rate?

>>728149626
>hilton head
About 3 hours away from me, then
>>728149717
Aikenfag here

Sales representative and shift manager at a Sun Oil Co. service station.
$10.00/hr + benefits + free food
40

>>728145696
are you legit?

>>728150072
xx.xx/hr = hourly rate, you fucking serious man?

>>728137398
Small business owner and writer
29
$100k - $200k, depending on how well I do at either job

Friendly local gaming store
9/hour
21

>>728149827
tips

>>728137398
Engineering Manager
140k/y + Benefits + Free food + 1.4% Company Equity
30

>>728138306

You can do it anon. Dropped out of uni when I was 21, am just about to turn 38 and finishing my diploma now (only a 2 year at college, canadafag) but, you can do it. Work p/t at the Canadian DMV also, f/t in summer. Do it before you have kids, trust me. Takes some juggling, but you're capable of more than you think. Target failed here in Canada, funny enough I got hired to work unloading the truck, but didn't take the job as wasn't high enough wage.

>>728149947
>meant to reply
>>728150095

I need to start double checking

>>728137398
Plumber
I make $28 per job hour, plus overtime and benefits.

>>728147990
full of shit

>>728150184
are you danni meow?

Sponsored by parents
everything the faggot plastic version of the palladium lets me buy
17

>>728150195
is it fun

Geek Squad agent
$16.50/hr, full time+benefits
26

Also live in one of the most expensive cities in America so I'm barely making rent.

>>728150379
not bad if you were in a cheaper city

>>728137398
fat fuck, synthetic fetus parts are in tht shit nigga

>>728150379

Find a hot roommate you can fuck and share rent with.

>>728148548
keep believing yourself...

>>728139971

digitize fish? explanation required pls.

ITT: everyone is a wealthy, 21 year-old, playboy who has a double-doctorate in molecular biology, physics or similar field.

Software Engineer at Facebook
~$200/hr
24

Teaching Assistant
$15.00 an hour
27

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-Pilot, USAF
-Around 45k including everything. I'm a butterbar.
-24

>>728138648
The wage slightly changes every week.
>>728137398
Comfy photo

>>728150377
Love it, although when we ran out of funding for two months I was the first not to get paid, because I'm considered a "founder".

Startups aren't always fun, but more than worth the payout in the end of it works out.. If it sells for 1B, I make 1.4% of that.. So I think it's worth it

Plus I chose my hours and my team is fn awesome.

>>728137398
Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your internet browsing data, this is the only way to stop them http://www.deleteip.com

>>728150558
Wait no, $40 an hour
mb

>>728150525
lol...so true

>>728149827
Move to Australia
People take coffee very seriously and no one will touch that drip shit American's drink.
25hr is pretty standard for a hospo job

College Chef Intern - i start tomorrow
$10.50/hr
18
i didn't even need to pay tuition

>>728137398
Self Employed
49
avg for last 3 years (based on trust dividends) $165 per hour

>>728150486
U mad, bro?

>>728149852
not sure how to respond to you...

>>728150525
Dude....I said I'm a plumber making $28 an hour.
I wish I had a degree, but I fucked up. Now I fix toilets and unclog drains. MorAl of my story, don't do drugs.

>>728150558
Nice, I used to work there. I moved to hayward and work at a startup in oakland now. Equity is where the $ is at, but salary is nice too.. just not nearly as nice as a 7 or 8 figure IPO cashout

College Student Services
100k/year + government pension, healthcare etc.

>>728150585
Nah, you're not a pilot yet. Now get back into the pubs kid you've got a lot to learn

>>728150515
well, after they scale the fish i scan them. then i archive the digitized fish by weight. then i forward the proofs to the center.

it's pretty straightforward work. just a bit repetitious. great having several months off though.

>>728150585
Considering you're not old enough to have completed most of the training and the average pay of an actual pilot is 80-95k salary, I know you're a lying sack of shit.

I can believe you're part of the chairforce, but not a pilot.

dishwasher
$9.35/hr
20
i want to get into making money online somehow so i never have to leave home

Unemployed
19
900€/month

>>728139971
>...digitize all the fish that come through the factory

I'm not sure I want a digital fish.

Or do I?

>>728150823
software engineering

Sales manager at a large IT firm specializing in app and SAS development
$280,000
30

>>728150660
i need to learn to make coffee

Junior Software Engineer
$12,5/hr
17

>>728150611
Sounds great.
I'm going into my first year of engineering, coming out of a fairly rigorous high school. what can i do to get ahead/not kill myself in the process? I'm a fairly social person

Senior IT Specialist (former Senior Consultant)
140k
35
4 weeks vacation / 3 weeks sick leave, 10 holidays, 6am-2pm 4 days in office, 1 remote

>>728150779
Also 32 years old.

>>728150611
also what are yall doing generally?

>>728150857
it's a niche market.

Mechanic
£15/hr. No benefits
16

>>728150877
b&

>>728150742
no, do MORE drugs...that shit you had way back when was what fucked you up.

people would kill for that wage, so long as its atleast 40h/w?

freelance graphic designer
20€/h + working at home
35

Chemical Filler (Acids, Bleach, Peroxides etc..)
$23.50/Hour
Good benefits.

>>728139971
Wait...wait....can I eat a digital fish? Does it look like an atari game on my plate?

>>728137398
Not trolling but calls himself a chef when all he makes is fries and a handful of sandwiches. You know a chef would actually make the buns you loser.

Kitchen manager
$12 p/h
34

GIS Specialist
38k/yr, great benefits

>>728150585
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>>728150820
I don't know how the Air Force works. US Navy pilots aren't getting their wings until they are LTs usually, at least for fixed wing.

>>728150976
this. plumbers in my area only average $12 per hour, and that is for those who have decent experience.

>>728151025
>its harder to make bread than chili
kys faggot

Welder
24
17 an hour + health insurance + a space to build things in my freetime

>>728150976
Dude, I'm not saying the money is bad. I'm saying I fucked myself, hard. If I'd has some initiative I wouldn't be knee deep in shit every day. This is me fixing my life, I'm just glad I got clean.

In N Out
$14.25 an hour + part time vacation pay + part time vision & dental insurance + free food
23

I'll make like .50-$1 more when I get my cooking raise.

Production Planner / Buyer 70k plus benefits I'm a 31 Spanish fag

>>728150882
Social is rare in the valley from an engineer lol, go to startup events and network. Make friends with VC members on sandhill etc. Look up jobs on angel.co. Mind you these people are ridiculously wealthy, it's sometimes difficult getting on there frequency, even for someone social / uni educated.

>>728150930
We provide services for fortune 50 companies.. B to Enterprise.. Fucking big $

>>728151247
Sorry for typos and grammar I'm on my dumbass phone.

20$/month + 10/week game store credit
All personal expenses paid
15

>>728151132
Where in the hell/what region do you live in? You need to move lol

>>728151118
Butterbar "pilots" are in training. There isn't a single pipeline in the Air Force that will get you through Universal Pilot Training and trained on your MDS aircraft in less than 2 years.

>>728150143
you do realize journeyman and flat rate are still at xx.xx per booked hour, retard.

>>728151322
even for a 15 yo thats bullshit
you know you can get a real job

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-Trophy wife
-No salary
-49 years old

>>728151393
Yea, figured it was similar at least.


>>728151484
My post went over your head then. Good game.

>>728151484
not that anon but, literally nobody gets paid by flatrate anymore

>>728151585
>Trophy
>49
pick one

>>728138483
How is it? Was thinking of getting into IT.
I know my way around a system but nothing above what a pc enthusiast would have

>>728151132
What kind of shit pay is that? Where do you live? India? The US National average for a master plumber is about 25/hr. My company is very generous, but no journeyman or master anywhere is making 12/hr. These must be apprentices.
Oh, and to the other guy. I usually get paid between 40-70 hrs per week. Unless it is a really shit week.

>>728151585
>mexican cake

>>728151174
>(You)
I respect you.

>>728151370

I live in the southwest. there is too much competition in the area and now that everyone has access to 'how to DIY' videos online and perform their own plumbing repairs, business is bad, even though this is a very large city.

>>728150718
prove your worth, newfag.