Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
I love each and every one of you <3 <3 <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy94_j2423w
>>728129480
Stolen
Still here.
>>728129168
You look cute when you do though, honeybun.
Just say stop when we found the one.
Claim
カラミチーマス
taiga claimed !!
Claimed
>>728129757
You're pretty keen on the idea of keeping it food-based, huh?
I think it would take more than a nice petname to bring out the cuteness in me, but your kind words are appreciated, Sahneschnitte
>>728129654
Hi.
That was a good ride in.
>>728129877
do something good for yourself today, miss Rem <3
>>728129989
c u t e <3
>>728130406
good good! that's good <3
>>728130390
Hello hello, how are you doing?
>>728130499
Just playing some world of tanks.
>>728129654
nice
>>728130496
I'm eating if that's good.
>>728131061
yes good <3 take are of yourself, friend!
>>728130107
I sure am, sweetiepie, the deliciousness is sure to make it endearing, and sweet and cute are the same word in german. Furthermore Sahneschnitte too is a food.
"taiga is flat!"
>implying?
>>728131411
Yes, I remember you saying that it was a food. Maybe relating it to taste would make it easier to become accustomed to it. The idea of tasting someone is quite appealing.
>>728131711
taiga a best!
>>728131711
>
https://youtu.be/aKQTWq6ZbTc
>>728132484
there's nothing wrong with small boobs miss Tomoko <3
>>728132830
Boobs are awesome big or small but the picture was on topic.
>>728133169
okay! I didn't realize that's what you meant, sorry <3
claimed
Thread slowed right down.
>>728133443
Its okay.
>>728133917
yes ma'am it did ;~; I thought it was normally a little more busy this time of day
>>728134790
Switch when?
>>728135000
I post the floppers because raphi likes them
>>728135000
>>728135149
just post*
my b
>>728133917
Want me to make it go faster?
https://youtu.be/tuc0hJEemdY
>>728135965
Hello, and I'm not sure if we want that....
>>728135965
yes please miss Sono <3
>>728136031
Geez 5 minutes.
>>728136032
You were right about the coffee grease, I didn't even know such a thing existed
Claiming best girl.
SAB gave me a headache.
>>728135965
Hi sono
>>728136131
Lol you got it~
>>728136197
What's SAB?
>>728136238
Hey qt
>cheeseburgers in japan
I hope they don't get fat
>>728131972
Ah, so you too have slight cannibalistic tendencies? It's okay, I find nibbling lolis extremely cute.
>>728135965
Yea, no, thanks, you can leave.
>>728136031
Salty already?
>>728136238
:burg:
>>728136252
thank you <3 how are you today?
>>728136371
Not until you teach me more German.
>>728136360
I would like one right about now actually.
>>728136411
Make me one?
>>728136411
Eh pretty good, I can't wait to get home and take a cold bath with ice to help my sore body. What about you?
>>728136360
Super Adventure Box!
>>728136175
Yeah, I had no idea either, it really built up pretty quick too.
I just wipe it off with a paper towel and it's all good.
>>728136197
Meee too, the bright colors and the constant bliep bloops.
It was quite a super adventure in a box though.
>>728136371
I don't want to eat anyone! Just maybe nibble at them, that would be nice.
>>728136530
Rea makes the bessssssssst burgers!
Holy fuck!
>>728136563
Is that the new video game you kids are playing now?
>>728136631
Will it harden if I leave it there?
>>728136175
There are 1440 minutes in a day, we'll be conservative and assume a third of that is all you spare. That's still 480 minutes, more than enough to make that small five minute investment, wouldn't you say?
>>728136371
Knowing music artists, "salt" is more than likely short-hand or cocaine.
>>728136462
Haben Sie meine Hausaufgaben gemacht?
>>728136631
It was. I want that jukebox.
>>728136666
>kids
Kek. It's a guild wars 2 event thing.
>>728136742
Hmm, good point, okay I'll listen to it when I get home.
>phone wifi sucks and keep stuttering
>>728136742
*for
ignore that
>>728136666
>quads means truth
>unless I have a fucking say
You've never had my burgers.
>>728136530
I could try! I made chicken burgers a few weeks ago!
>>728136559
I'm okay! why are you sore love?
>>728136894
>Haben Sie meine Hausaufgaben gemacht?
what did you say about my mother?
>>728136894
I wish I was a gamer like you, I'm missing out on a lot of fun things.
>>728136666
Dont tease me like that.
>>728137002
Chicken burgers?
>>728136462
What you wanna know?
>>728136656
Is there art of Lain nibbling on someone? Also, is there any fan art of her?
>>728136742
>>728136953
I was literally googling there, trying to figure out what a short-hand is. Thought it might be a drug related slang term.
>>728136992
You never had Rea's burgers. She could make dog shit taste delicious.
>>728137002
I got fucked up in my job yesterday.
Any plans for this evening?
>>728137071
The fucking best I ever fucking had! I'm not even teasing!
>>728137132
I want to know how to say "Hey look! A dirty Muslim!"
>>728137177
How old is Rea? Give me a ballpark.
>>728137031
I said she smells of elder berries.
GW2 is free. Just install it and start playing.
>>728137177
Pretty sure I make better burgers. It's my specialty.
>>728136175
>Geez 5 minutes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
>>728136742
I'm sure there must be art of that somewhere out there. I don't have the habit of looking for or collecting fan art, though, so I wouldn't have any on me if it does exist.
>>728137071
yes! there isn't a lot of fat to bind it, so you need bread crumbs and eggs, but it tasted really good! it was on pretzel buns with smoked swiss and artisan mustard!
>>728137177
ahhh ;~; I'm sorry, please rest
I'm gonna drink tonight!
>>728137261
I shouldn't say a woman's age in the thread but she's a tiny bit older than you.
>>728137264
What the heck is an elder berry?
>>728137264
And no, no you don't. No one does.
>>728137303
Why do you listen to so much music!?
>>728136631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g
hi
>>728136930
Well that's unfortunate. There isn't anything forcing you to, of course.
>>728137132
Not really, just a way to refer to something.
>>728137309
Hello to you too then.
>>728137339
What are we having to drink, love?
>>728137451
And how long has she been cooking?
>>728136725
No idea.
I'd imagine soaking it in warm water would soften it up if it did.
>>728137303
Yay Sleep!
>>728137451
>listen to so much music!?
How do you even live?!
>>728137256
Teasing me because I wont get them :(
>>728137339
Pretzel buns are good
>>728137256
>"Obacht! Ein Kulturbereicherer!"
Notice how you don't need to say 'dirty' as the noun is already negative enough.
>>728137546
If it was a street word, what would it mean?
>>728137550
we're having apple and mango ale!
>>728137710
so is spicy mustard! and smoked swiss! and chicken burg!
I just don't remember what seasoning I put in them!
>>728137451
Because music is good
>>728137617
I need to actually listen to Dopesmoker one day
>>728137943
I dont really liked spicy mustard but the rest of it sounds good.
>>728137546
Whoops, mis-tagged the post. But yes, hello Rei claimer.
>>728137838
I completely mistagged the post. See >>728137309
And just like that I have to go again, bye guys, sorry.
>>728137529
Hi!
>that took me a while to find you.
>>728137546
Wi-fi forces my hand!
>>728137599
She said since she was 10 years old.
>she's sitting next to me
>>728137617
Then I shall do that...
Thank you.
>>728137617
I don't really like music at all...
>>728137710
You will one day, I hope you like them as much as I do.
>she wants me off the thread now because I'm talking about her again.
>>728137838
Those are some big ass words lol
>>728137943
D:
I love mango, i'm so jealous right now >_<
>>728138156
Its very boring...
>>728138165
ahhh... spicy isn't the best word! it just has a bit of a zesty kick! does that make sense?
>>728138268
Equal terms. Perfect.
>>728138268
be safe I love you miss Sono!
>>728137451
>What the heck is an elderberry
>He hasn't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>>728138268
Thats the dream. I understand. Bye hope it goes well for both of you.
>>728138287
Hmm maybe pepperjack cheese and jalapenos?
>>728138506
no that is spicy! that's spicier than this mustard was!
>>728138457
>not reading the books
Fuck off.
>>728138457
>Saya fucked the quote
>CHERCHER LA VACHE
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA
>>728137309
>>728138193
You made it extra hard to spot by also not including a picture...
But wouldn't you want to see more of your waifu: other clothing, cute stuff, higher quality?
>>728138268
Only Kulturbereicherer kinda is, and to make up for it it's less words.
>>728138156
I like Electric Wizard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU
>>728138757
I dont really like mustard though. Some spice is good like that.
>>728137838
Something or another about having a small something or another, I don't know, I don't have many witticisms up my sleeves today.
>>728138898
If I do, I wouldn't post with those other pictures, just the ones that I personally capped.
Alternate art would be just fur mich
>>728138947
no mustard for miss Tomoko!
>>728138901
Electric Wizard is pretty cool
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U
"Fuck"
sonokawa really did make the thread go faster
>>728139279
Yeboii
Linking the best song back.
>>728139343
she made my heart go faster as well <3
>>728139239
Thank you very much.
https://youtu.be/fQNAa8mze0I
>>728139538
With rage, of course?
>>728140524
hello hello! best friend? how are you today?
Why is she so perfect?
>>728140965
lewd delicious armpits
>>728140874
yes hello
I'm ok what about you?
>>728140965
She seems ok?
>>728140867
no no <3 she makes me happy, just like you do!
>>728141058
I'm okay as well! I slept a lot and then ate dinner!
>>728141079
hello hello <3
>>728139538
mine too <3
>>728141393
Bah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU3iGpwKxKc
HNNNG!
>>728141393
hello "not drunk" friend
>>728141393
I'd need to sleep more
what did you have for dinner?
>>728141440
that's the spirit!
>>728141487
humbug to you as well mister Duke <3
>>728141636
c u t e
>>728141724
hello hello <3 are you well?
>>728141866
it was a terrible frozen dinner thing, country fried steak! I had a good one, I wanted a bad one so I know how mine turns out when I try making one someday!
please do sleep more <3
>>728142013
Saya always cute.
>>728142089
just like the adorable poster <3
https://youtu.be/DH6y7LD2GG0
>>728142013
I'm ok , how about you ?
>>728142188
>adorable
no u
>>728142013
I dont like frozen stuff that are supposed to be decent meals.
I'd rather just go with garbage that taste good
Usually I deliberately go to bed late but now I think I got used to it and I physically can't fall asleep earlier
>>728139047
Some research revealed that shorthand is when you play poker with 6 players or less. We could get somewhere with that.
Maybe a small and very close cell of a gang that commit crimes together. Or something small that is lacking something, like e.g. weed with no crack in it.
>>728139128
Can you promise me that you'd share any nibbling picture you have? Can you promise that, Cremetörtchen?
>>728142511
I'm good! I'm gonna be drunk friend later <3
>>728142595
both!
>>728142716
I expected it to taste bad, don't worry <3
and I think I'm the same way! your best bet is setting an alarm for early in the morning and forcing yourself to get up when it goes off, no matter what! eventually you'll adjust
>>728142910
Nibbles.
>>728143079
It's even cute when she does it :3
>>728142910
>Cremetörtchen
Something about a creme cake? I'd put that into google but I don't know what it is about German that I feel even their translation service would just look at the word and draw a blank.
If there is such a picture, and I happen upon it, I will share it with you.
>>728142962
I should do the same
without the friend part
>>728142962
ah ok
well I have to get up or I'll be late for work ;-;
>>728143320
>looks like cream torch
>could also be cream torte
>>728143167
Tomoko is always cute.
>>728143167
What does she need to nibble for it to qualify as a nibbling picture?
>>728142962
Maybe 99% you then.
>>728143331
no no, you're also my friend <3
>>728143384
go friend go! have a good shift <3
>>728143560
as long as you still are as well!
>>728143554
Go to bed
>>728143688
it's gonna be awful but at least I have a bit of weight off my shoulders now
>>728143688
If you say so.
>>728143691
Go away.
>>728143320
Torte would be cake, but by changing the o to an Umlaut and adding the 'chen' we get a smaller and cuter version, so it's closer to a Cupcake again. It sounds great in German, so I think I'll stick with it for a while.
And yea, google sucks in figuring out German...
Thanks mate.
>>728143503
A creme torch would be awesome. I have no idea how it'd work, but it would be awesome.
>>728143509
(x) Doubt
>>728143554
Human would be perfect, but some yummy treat would work as well.
>>728143688
no meant I might not be here
>>728144189
Its true.
>>728144189
Sadly not a lot of nibbling Taiga.
>>728144189
Cream torch could be slang for either whipped cream gun or penis. Gotta think of creative uses of the words.
>>728144189
I like it so much more in German, that is a nice complement to Sahneschnitte.
>>728144069
I'll be here hoping it goes okay <3
>>728144154
I do!
>>728144283
oh! well, wherever you go, please have fun!
>>728144162
Slowly starting to like oldfagTaiga more ;_;
>>728144427
I'm gonna think about that and it will actually help
>>728144314
Post nibbling in technicolor and I'll consider your claim.
>>728144345
Sad indeed. She'd be pretty cute nibbling on an arm or ear. I bet she'd get all red and embarrassed.
>>728144350
>for either whipped cream gun or penis
I'll use whipped cream gun for penis from now on.
>>728144364
Then it is decided, Sahneschnitte for everyday use, Cremetörtchen on special occasions.
Gotta go now though, see you guys around!
>>728144427
just stay home maybe lurk a bit
>>728144522
He's looking for friends, you two should hook up.
>>728144784
Have no arms or ears, sorry.
I have like 3 in total, sad times, this one is pretty good though.
>>728144784
Maybe later. Bye.
>>728142089
>>728144784
Hey Shiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
>>728145394
>
>>728145621
Wanna hear how many sexual partners random people have had for 4 hours?
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
>>728146014
>boop
>>728145645
>that hand
yea that would be me indeed
Gonna get some sleep.
>>728146169
Even poorfag has a proper boop
Why can't I find one for Taiga?!
>>728146331
Nights Saya, sleep well.
>>728146163
what?
>>728146014
why do you boop?
>>728146331
sleep well I love you!
>>728146380
rabbit
>>728146379
literally google
>>728146379
>not having a boopable nose
Feels bad man
>>728146554
Thats not a boop.
>>728146541
whoops I just meant to close my tab not the rabbit
>>728146619
ok help me out what is a boop?
>>728146379
?
>>728146380
Because you need to be booped.
>>728146554
Boops don't work like that.
>>728146619
At least I got a couple cheek pinches, better than nothing.
>>728146954
>REEEEEEE
You ruined everything!
>>728147028
Nose boop. A shocking poke on the nose that is cute.
>>728147096
Cheek pinches are like the hair buns when compared to boops - forever inferior to twintails. Its like saying you have a bottle of Jack and its the white label.
>>728147096
no u
whoops :o
>>728147507
Don't talk shit about hair buns.
I'd say cheek pinches are on level ground with boops.
>>728147834
-_-
>>728148074
Cheek pinches are better.
>>728148074
Not for shit. Hair buns are good, but compared to twintails they're just Faygo cola.
>>728148247
Cheek pinches cute.
>>728148489
Very.
>>728148384
Twintails alright too, I think I actually prefer hair without anything special done to it overall though.
>>728148669
I think that's the only two I have...
I need to fine more.
>>728148735
Twintails a best. Im not saying cheek pinches are bad, just inferior. And nothing beats a good headpat.
>>728149115
THIS
>>728148735
I dont have any. Maybe if I looked.
>>728149115
Headpat good too, sadly don't have a single one (that I can find now) of those saved.
I need to look for that one of these days.
Anyways, I should be asleep, I'll run away before the new thread.
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>>728149706
goodnight mister Just Taiga!
>>728149526
Poorfag has fuck all art to begin with.
Someone else bake. Im on mobile and they're blocking mobile networks from making threads now.
>>728139224
Yikes. No "Katawa" girls for me. Too much baggage and mental trauma to deal with. Her relapses would not be something I'm willing to put up with. Besides, I prefer my steak medium-rare, not CHARRED! hah