ITT we share something interesting about ourselves or our lives.

>>728118806
you forgot to share something.

Oldfag here,
I am a good listener and a good observer. My remarks on what I observe give me a certain mystique and aura of trusting kindness, according to the ladies.
Apparently this is the only thing that ever got me any luck with the ladies because there is nothing much remarkable about me besides that.

Also: self knowledge is something I attained through the years, Weirdly enough the resulting acceptance of self comes accross as confidence to others.

>>728118806
i had a son when i was 19. live in a low rent run down ass apartment in tennessee

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Im philosoph that always knows too much and that pisses of some people when i share with them my knowledge sometimes i wish to have more time to think about the all things around

>>728118806
I live as a woman, have a bf, breasts, wear dresses, but I still have my cock. Its pretty interesting

>>728118806
I'm paid to make people laugh, despite being clinically depressed.
I also think about death everyday.

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>>728118806
I'll be having my first mff threesome with my bi curious wife this saturday night. AMA
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>>728120971
intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. -stephen hawking

>>728118806
Im demented and plagued with screams from those Ive seen dying.. I dont know, I want to find a psychologist but Im too paranoid Ill get arrested or some shit. Life sucks when you have trouble smiling, remember that.

>>728121292
Hey Louis

>>728121332
Aren't you worried your wife will leave you to be a dyke once she gets a taste of dat sweet sweet pussay?

>>728121332
congratz anon,be sure to share the story and some pics with us

>>728121097
>breasts
you know the rules

>>728121332
I never understood guys who were so eager for threesomes. I always imagined fucking with two girls at the same time to be rather stressful, but I wouldn't mind another dude if my girl enjoys it.

I had a couple really bad trips on acid, then 6 months later I had a bad trigger (hard to explain basically i saw an event that didn't seem possible, like seeing someone alive who should be dead for example) which led to me going into a delusional psychosis where I thought my previous acid trips put me in a coma and everything around me was a figment of my imagination, it ended with me being admitted to a psych ward after i spent a weekend mentally debating whether or not i was in limbo and having constant panic attacks and after a week of that shitty place i was ready to come home good as new. Scary stuff though don't get too cocky with acid folks

>inb4 some "wake up" fag tries to be spoopy

>>728118806
i never have to wipe when i poop

>>728121472
I wish dude, he at least has money
>>728121868
Now that is impressive bud

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>>728118806
I've committed so many civil rights violations that I should be hung by my neck till ded.

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im a failure
failed marriage
failed carreer
failed father
but i dance a mean irish jig

>>728121868
a true god among men

>>728121678
They are shit breasts

I'm about to put out an album that may actually be noticed by people. Tryin to change up music from the mundane pop played over the radio. We'll see what happens

>>728122117
the rules still apply

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>>728118806
I am really very good at spinning pens.

search penspinning in youtube and you may see me in some of the results.

pic related.

>>728122174
Good for you dude, keep it up for all us losers

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>>728121586
Nope, not worried at all. She's obsessed with my dick and she mostly just wants to be eaten out/dominated by another woman.
>>728121599
You bet I will.
>>728121722
Tbh anon, I feel the same way sometimes, but I can't deny the fact that I've never been more excited to try this. Check'd btw.
Pic related, muh gril.

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>>728118806
Women see me in a complete different light than my friends do. I'm generally a pretty laid back guy. But women have called me a psycho, a dickhead, an arrogant asshole, etc. I also fuck them like an animal and often leave bruises and scratches, even gave a few chicks scars from scratching. Also choke them out, fuck their throats, and am generally not really women-friendly in bed. Women don't complain tho, heard them say "You cannot rape the willing" on multiple occasions. Truth is that I've been obsessed with sex since I was 4 after being abused myself. Now I just spread the love. Can't really complain though.

>>728118806
i cucked OPs dad for the last few month.
the look on his face when i make him eat my creampie out of his wifes butthole was priceless.

>21 scandifag
>been to prison twice
>have 3y/o son in thailand
>have crazy ex here
>have had 2 dunepeople shoot after car
>drugs and shit and stds ayy
>work normal boring job today

I guess thats it

>>728118806
I'm almost 50 and have been coming here for 13 years. Never outgrew a teenage sense of humor. Also was a somewhat successful musician for a while, and got paid to play all over the world to thousands of screaming fans. (Not as a star, but as a side man). Still, that was pretty fucking cool. Now I'm just an old guy with a drinking problem who spends way too much time on 4chan.

I will suck any cock, anywhere, anytime.

>>728122199
Fine, let me find a sharpie

>>728121292
sup louis! your 2017 special was very good, a bit soft but good

>>728121292
LCK...have a good night man...sometimes shit sucks.

I'm a lesbian

>>728122881
no such thing

>Did my service in the armed forces (not that usual where I live)
>FFM threesome with my gf and her best friend
>pretty good listener
>know a lot of interesting people myself
I guess that's it. Other than that I've led a pretty standard life so far.

>>728122919

Yeah keep telling yourself that when your girl goes out with her girl mates

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Lost my virginity in a psychiatric hospital in a threesome, no ragrets

i happen to know that trump is going to be the president of the US for 8 years

>>728123026
They only do it to turn men on. IDC if she "goes out" with other girls. Just makes her a better mate.

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I know he's going to get rid of the two terms limit and rule indefinitely

My wife is having our 3rd child tomorrow. I am a functional alcoholic

>>728122551
are you a grill?

>>728123056
not being a complete retard isn't very unique, anon

>>728123219

I zozzled

>>728123438
Are we doing zozzle again?

>>728123534

Zozzle never left

>>728122293
Appreciate it man, good luck to you too

>>728121097
Tits OR gtfo

I'm getting sent to Japan for two weeks.

>>728118806
I really, really like forklifts

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>>728123604
Cant find a pen

>>728122525
Same here man. I was only Myspace famous though and I stopped drinking.

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>>728123591
yes it did you glow in the dark faggotmaster
its kek or topkek
fuck zozzle
zozzle sucks ass

>Own two patents in chemical engineering
>Developed the primer paint for the Eurofighter Typhoon and Airbus A380

Other than that just regular boring family life.

I was the guitarist for a relatively popular ska band back in the late 90s and the early 2000s.

>>728123929
I never got famous at all, but I did get to play with some famous people. I just consider myself incredibly lucky I managed to make a living at it for so many years. And I really ought to stop drinking soon. It hasn't taken a toll on my health yet, and I'd rather it didn't.

I'm good at finding and fucking up investment opportunitys. had 260 bitcoins when I was younger, and was too lazy to wait for my next paycheck to build a computer, so I sold them at $5 a pop. Was going to throw $15k into tesla during its IPO, but decided to buy a car instead, even though I didn't need one yet. mom and pop cafe I used to work offered to give me the business for a fraction of what it was worth since I pretty much already ran the place. Turned them down and my coworker took it. Coworker says it makes them about 5k a month in profit, even though they hired someone else to manage it.

Doing better now though, threw 40k into AMD at $2.1 and 10k into micron at $9, which is worth about 300k now. But when I look at how much I could have made in the past, and how much my life has been set back by stupid decisions, it hurts.

>>728118806
I have a schizophrenic brother

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>>728118806
found lover 4 years ago late march 2013
have sex with my lover girl and last for over 90 minutes unless i get scared about getting caught and can cum within 20 minutes otherwise its like a marathon of sex which i rather much enjoy
found lovergal after being molested at age 7
she has shared herself in the best ways for me and it looks like a lasting friendship
I have need to find my dad and kill a series of motherfuckers who beat my uncle to death /vengeance is mine
I have traveled for over 20 years and will move forward to complete several objectives
I also intend to raise a family once things settle down for the most part
these will be trying times

>>728124623
no i dont

>>728124769
yes i do

I work closely with Jessica Alba. I have been to her house and she has made me dinner on more than one occasion. She is not the smartest person, but she has a work ethic like no other and knows how to surround herself with smart people.

>>728123996

Zozzle is how us oldfags separate ourselves from you newfags. Now gfto muh /b/

>>728124844
seriously? i hope this is bate cause you have no fucking clue..now take YOUR /b/ and stick it in your ass you faggotmaster

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>>728124623
>>728124769
>>728124805

Awful.

>>728125091
i keked

>>728125091
We are more than you think

>>728125333
>we
fuck off

I'm a professional freestyle motocross rider. Bed ridden with a major tib fib fracture. Not my worst injury.

>>728125023

You baited yourself by getting so angry over proper /b/ terms. Go kek yourself, you truly are top zozzle

Cheated on my gf, she found out, cancelled the wedding which was planned in sommer. We have a daughter. Now i am her slave, cause i dont want her to leave, cause i love my kid. I am pretty sure she wont anyway, but she is using the situation to make me do things.

My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

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>>728125444
i built this from scrap,,bikefag...whatta you think?

>>728122525
I thought i was alone..welcome pensioner.

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>>728125931
Fucking sick as fuck man holy shit did I see you on that one forum building it in stages?

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>>728125835
whatever faggot

>>728125931
Whys There a monitor on the bike

I sold a website to some nippon faggot who was going to use the data to blackmail high profile users

I once went to Bali to take part in a tantric workshop, which lasted 4 days. The shop was runned by this guy and was partly something he is doing in the vid
https://youtu.be/4OuAr6ozPJI
Believe it or not, this man fucks tons of desperate first world pussy, you can't even imagine

>>728125931
I think greek economy is fucked

>>728126105
thanks..nope wasnt me..its literally parts of 6 bikes and my own welding
>>728126148
monitor?
>>728126396
tell me something i dont know

>>728125931
Are you doing it just for yourself? Or for customers?

>>728118806
I'm intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>728126924
just me at the moment..still practicing/learning.but economy here is soooo fucked that its a bad bussiness move for now

>>728120971
You sound like one of those insufferable 'intellectuals' that either hangs around /r/atheism and talks down to people about quantum mechanics.

>>728124365
At least your capable of making investment decisions I wish I could and I have no idea how to start

had sex with my sister.

>>728124365
>$5 a pop
nigga you crazy???????

>>728119295
it's not really odd imo. selfacceptence is exactly the recognition of own abilities and limits, which in turn cancels any fears and this sooner or later starts to show as confidence. a hunter not afraid of a beast will appear confident

>>728127933
was she conscious?

>>728121457
did you kill them or what, why would you be afraid

>>728128208

very.

>>728121428
thanks for this /b/ro

>>728118806
My grandmother left me a huge amount of money in the bank. I never told my wife about it and I don't think I ever will.

>>728118806
I can suck my own dick. I do it since midschool.
I think thats why Ive never had a gf.

>>728125611
Do you love your wife?Why did you cheat?With whom etc.I am interested in the story

>>728122317
With a watermark?

>>728128635
good move anon.. wise even

>>728128635
bitches be spending like......

>>728121755
care to share your experience in the psych ward?
i'd love to hear such a story

I met a guy who literally arranges whores for presidents.

I asked him if they ever fuck celebs, he said and i quote "they don't fuck low grade pussy"

When i asked him what top grade pussy is he showed me videos

Man, i have never, and i mean ever seen any women that gorgeous in my life.

We the "people" really do live a lie.

>>728120971
You can barely string together a sentence, homie. I somehow doubt anyone is impressed by your intellect.

>>728128706
try not to break your neck. It's an embarrassing way to die

>>728128635
what do you want to do with it?

I have no real struggles or problems in life yet don't feel accomplished as I'm not ambitious or patient enough to pursue fields that help push humanity forward

>>728122036
like what?

>>728121292
Almost all comedians struggle with really dark shit. Louis CK doesn't have a monopoly on that shit.

>>728121722
I've done both MMF and MFF threesomes. It's really not all that different stress wise. As long as everyone involved really wants to be doing it, it's good times.

I have a scat fetish :(

>>728121868
I have to, I just don't.

>>728121332
Your wife will expect you to return the favor

>>728123826
Timestamp or GTFO.

>>728122288
Is that you Hannah?

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>>728122930
סתום תפה

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I found these in my yard.

>>728123826
more? or where can I find more?

>>728124824
Are you a stylist?

>>728129421
Grams left me the money when I was in senior high. It payed more than half of my college life and I haven't even spent half of it. I've used some of it for my own personal use. (escorts and the occasional weed binge I do every few months) I'm planning to put most of it on an educational plan or something for my son and just tell my wife that my mom (who is already dead btw) placed it in her will If I ever got married and had children.

>>728126179
I miss you, moot...

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Oldfag here. Have been here since i was about thirteen, I'm now nineteen.I also work at a coffee shop and ,despite being a frequenter of this board, I am a fighter for civil rights and a feminist (no not the crazy kind that yell at you for saying postman, but the ones who actually want equal rights for both men and women). I am also pansexual and I like to write poetry.

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I can see what colors smells/flavors are, when people speak I see text visually, I can feel sound and music and see music like a moving painting, I "see" time, every letter, number, and word are colored to me, and all numbers are arranged along a colored ribbon that I can see and feel. I guess that's interesting.

>>728131103
Many of us had to take acid to experience anything like that.

>>728130503
Nope, I work at the Honest Co. She has a flock of stylists and assistants, I work in the operational level of the company. I'm pretty high up and started when the company was significantly smaller.

>>728124149
which one?

>>728131103
Look up synesthesia. Sounds like you have it

>>728131263
Yeah. I've had sort of an experience like that on acid once where I could hear moving images, but I can always see music and such. It was odd having it go the other way.

>>728131613
Yup. For sure.

>>728118806
BUYING A BUNKER.

that is all

>>728121292
Shitty. My best frie d was the life of the party till he killed himself.

Dont do it brother.

Ruined my life...

>>728122074
J.D.????

>>728122525
Me too. But no music and 31.

Ever play with anyone famous?

>>728123056
Me 2 brother!


MAGA u lefty cucks

>>728124149
Ever miss living in a Prevost bus? I do.

>>728118806

I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

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I've served in the military, I'm a chef in a high end restaurant and I'm a passionate huntsman.

Also I've been here since 2007 when I was still a edgy NEET teenager.

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>>728124138
Any way i can make fiberglass resin cheap without being arested. Wanna make hot tubs.

Mfw i will never own a oroper shop or chopper gun

>>728121755

"trigger"
"panic attacks"

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this on your tumblr?

>>728124824
Interesting if not roleplay

>>728125931
Purdy gud. Working ona trike right now.

>>728126020
Lost

>>728126020
Im building or buying one so i can hang timestamps off and shitpost

>>728125835
You think you're special because you listen to different subgenres at 18, i feel your ego steaming from your comment - you're not special and i hope you realize that some day

go listen to some bon iver - lay down on the floor and cry like the little bitch you are, you're not special mr genius

>>728126179
Was?

Shoulda sold it and called the copes then bought it at auction newfag...

>>728132106
A lot of famous people, but if I start name dropping it'll be easy to figure out who I am, and I'd rather stay anon. Here's one name: Norah Jones. Bunch of others about a similar level of fame.

I had two girls trample my cock and loved it

>>728126245
That guy. Someone please male a gif. What a fuckung faggot...

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>>728118806
I sometimes piss out of my window for the fuck of it

>>728127092
What country. Im built a few smaller ev. Gonna build electric bikes soon. Could sell you kits or parts or pay u percentage to sell my shit.

Work with me here anon.

Lets get rich

>>728127863
Start here.

>muh 2mb.

Personal finance books. All u can find.

>>728122317
>>728128870
Busted

>>728129140
The more i study money and politics the more i understand this sad troooooth.

The matrix may as well be real. We live a fucking lie and ignorance was bliss...

>>728130907
I do too. The insufferable adds and scams ran by biz mods..... just....

>>728131057
Fuckoff with your feminist bullshot and made up gender u FAGGOT

>>728118806
I recently started smoking weed again a few days ago after about a 10 year break.

I've got a checklist for people I've slept with. My wife knows about it, and knows that if I have the chance to check a box off, I will.

She doesn't care.

>>728133200
Cool mang. I tried guitar for 2 weeks. Agrivating as fuck.

Might pick up the drums if i ever get enough time

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>>728118806
OP messed up this thread, this is now a spanking/slapping thread.

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>>728131057

newfag

>>728133200

Did you play with her when she opened for WIllie Nelson?

>>728134513
dis

I'm into cold approach and I'm also good with girls.

>>728134244
The steep part of the learning curve for guitar takes a lot longer than 2 weeks to get over. If you decide to go for drums here's what I've learned from the best drummers I've worked with: Have them set up in a room where you can practice as much as you like. Practice with a click to keep your time steady. Practice the rudiments on a practice pad. Do that diligently for a year or two and you should be good enough to play in a band.

I literally despise humanity and it makes me sick. Everything about human nature pisses me off.

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>>728118806
I always get dubs

>>728120612
how old you now, anon?

>>728122288
Fuck off WarOwl

>>728134131
I've slept with a man, women, FTM, MTF, two Brazilian transvesti... Then I break it down by race, sex act, and miscellaneous. For race I still need to check off Asian Middle Eastern, Indian, and African. I slept with a black girl, but she was American. No amputees and no redheads either.
I explained it as collecting Pokemon before we got married.

>>728134533
No. I would have loved to, though.

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>>728118806
My mom says I'm special

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I just found out my 40 year old ex wife is expecting a baby. She's tried to keep it a secret for the last 7 month. She has a shit job, shit apartment, and no future. Her life is fucked more today than when I left her. Her misery bring me great joy

>>728124365
I was a beta tester for Apple back when they monitors. A week after Steve Jobs was hired back to Apple the program manager for the testing program calls me all jacked up about a presentation that Steve Jobs had just given in the auditorium.
Apple stock was at 12.00 that day. I bought a few hundred shares and sold it a tiny profit. My mother bought 500 shares and still holds 300. That will be my inheritance unless she lives forever and needs a nursing home.

>>728137572
pathetic simple mind detected.

>>728138015
Oh, come on. If this woman put him through hell there's nothing wrong with taking a little pleasure in her shitty circumstances.

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I am the inventor of Parallel Square Premusic, the successor to sheet music in a digital world.

>>728138015
Clearly has never had an ex wife, drag a divorce out for 2 years, rack up $30,000 in secret credit card debit, and hide a different pregnancy as long as possible. Fuck her, I hope she dies while giving birth to her little bastard child. While her beloved Mormon church threatens her with exile.

>>728138972
wtf inspired you to marry a Mormon? Wasn't that a major red flag?

>>728139388
Young and dumb... The bigger question is what kept me married to her for 16 years.

>>728131057
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>728139699
We've all been there. My ex grew up with a daddy who fucked her ass for years when she was a little girl. Knowing this I married her anyways. She told me all about it in explicit detail. Then she'd put on a schoolgirl outfit and let me fuck her ass. Walked away from that one wih a fetish I never wanted or needed.