Has /b/ ever hit girlfriend/wife? What happened? Was it

She slapped me for no reason. I slapped her back. She got horny. It got awkward

>>728114802
She slapped me for a reason I do not remember, I slapped her back, she started crying, I got horny, then it got awkward

She flipped me off so I grabbed her arm and told her not to do that. Funny how girls seem fearless until the second you get even a little physical with them, and they cower in fear knowing a serious boundary has been crossed. Not that this kind of thing has happened more than a couple times in my life.

>>728114168
Only I've ever hit was her pussy. Hitting someone obviously weaker than you is a dick thing to do.

No, but they sure as hell deserved to have the shit slapped out of them. Only reason I didn't is because a man automatically goes to jail for 72 hours JUST ON THE ACCUSATION ALONE, no evidence needed. That's why it's best not to be around women period if you don't get along with them.

>>728114168
>trap femboy here
>ex-bf used to hit me everywhere and beat me one time because he was the ''boss in the relationship'' then he broke up with me.

>>728115514
She was probably just afraid realizing your autistic about something as stupid as getting flipped off and didn't know if you were gonna tard rage on her
>>728115859
Nobody cares about you.

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>>728116001
>nobody cares about you
>nobody
>literally cares enough to reply to me

>>728115621
This
I've manhandled females, never hit any. Taken a few phones. Females get off on the fact that you can't hit them, that's why they do some of the shit they do

>>728115859
Kek
Who gives a fuck about your pretend relationships?

>>728114168
>be me
>playing League
>GF won't stop bugging me
>keeps tickling me and moving my hand off my mouse
>push her softly
>she over exaggerates and falls down
>starts whimpering
>offer to help her up
>swats my hand and runs to her bedroom
>finish game
>go into room
>eat her out to make up

>>728116116
I think you need to reevaluate what you think 'cares' means

>>728116116
> thinks people shitpost on /b/ because they care
> literally uses the most teenfag argument in the book
Fuck off faggot nobody likes you

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>>728116288
obvious samefag

>>728116214
She was trying to get the ref to call a foul

>>728116321
Here, take a (You)

(You)

>>728115859
Mental illness

>>728116116

I don't know what to believe anymore

>>728116116
Who is this?

>>728116116
god fucking damn, source? yes i know its a dude

>>728115859
>trap femboy
You deserve any ass beating you get anon, maybe it'll knock some sense into you.

It's fine to slap a woman if she's being a cunt. Punching is too far.

>>728116116
I fuckin knew it was a trap lol

>>728116464
You can't beat the mental illness out of someone

>>728116357
You wish
Check the times you pleb

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>>728116321
>>728116288
>>728116164

(You)

>>728116116
Chloe Salpa

>>728116116
Does anyone have a sauce or name?

>>728114168
Only when she needs it.

Hit my wife once, complete accident. I had been doing boxing and jiu jitsu for over a year. We were at the mall walking around she was talking but I wasn't really paying attention so I guess she tried to get my attention by hitting me in the shoulder. All I knew was I saw a fist coming at me from the corner of my eye so I blocked it and countered with a jab. Busted the fuck out of her lip. She was so suprised she wasn't even mad, also got a ton of dirty looks.

>>728116540
Someone should give it a go

>>728116601
I guess that's how science works, someone has to try

>>728116575
Chloe Salpa

Never did but threatened to. We were arguing and she'd end up hitting me before i said if she hits me i'll hit her too and it will probably hurt more. She always stops then

>>728116681
Thank you very much, anon

>>728116585
Lol

Me and my gf fight a lot.

We never aim to hurt each other and she's pretty good damned tough, but one time she bit me really fucking hard and I reeled back and punched her in the top of the head.

She couldn't talk for like 3 minutes.

She's okay now.

It's pretty funny.

I beat my girlfriend's dad up if that counts.

Im not a tough guy or anything, he was pretty old

>>728114168
Open handed, yes, a couple times but I was a drug addict and have no memory of it. Just what she tells me. We are friends now at least

>>728116848
You're probably a big guy

>>728116848
I think its better to hit your gf than an old man, what was the context?

>>728114168

>be 18 year old me
>freshman in college
>girlfriend is the super jealous type but she is hot so, fuck it
>she is jealous to the point where once she got jealous of my cousin (wtf)
>when she got jealous she would start arguing and trying to slap me
>because, of course, I was stronger than her I could easily keep her hands away. she would sometimes land some nice hits tho.
>Have a group project in a class. groups are randomly done and there is a girl in mine (since most of the students of my faculty were girls Im actually surprised there werent more)
>As soon as I tell her she slaps me as hard as she could
>I had enough of that shit
>punch her in the face and tell her she will never do that again
>she never does

Actually I ended up cheating on her (not with the girl on the project, this isnt a fucking movie) and I broke up with her 2 months later.

>>728116924
for you

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Yes multiple times. I've spanked, punched, slapped, caned, bit, pinched, and even pulled on my girls hair. As foreplay and while fucking. Usually she just gets more turned on. No it's not awkward.

>>728114168
Only when she needs it. idontgiveafuck.jpg

>>728117526
>autism

>>728116848

Call it even, anon. I beat the shit out one of my daughter's boyfriends. He smacked her aroundcsnd she left him, he started stalking her, and I convinced him that it wasn't worth his time.

>>728117631
I don't think it's even that he beat up an old man, you should go beat up this guy's daughter's boyfriend as well

>>728114168
I once was drunk and got annoyed about something,pushed her away and told her to shut the fuck up. The next morning we talked it through and she said shed leave me if something like that ever happened again. No woman wants a drunk aggressive retard.

we never have 'awkward' moments. We talk about everything.

>>728115374
I slapped her for no reason. she slapped me back. I don't remember who got horny. It was awkward.

>>728116116
I'm gay now.

>>728116367
I don't think it's that kind of league

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>>728117581
>rough sex is autistic
I don't know what to believe anymore

>>728117741
I slapped myself and it was awkward. She slapped me too. She got horny.

>>728117784
Same =/

>>728117784
You've been gay faggot

>>728117891
Posting something that obviously has nothing to do with the topic of the thread, is autistic

>>728117892
She slapped myself and I got horny. I slapped her back and it was awkward.

>>728115599
If it is unwarranted. Sometimes people need to be put in their place. Not tyrannically, but sometimes they just cross lines.

>>728115621
>"equality"

>>728118000
I slapped myself and she got horny. She slapped herself too and it got awkward.

I smacked my gf's ass while fucking her does that count?

>>728117273
Good. She sounds like a cunt. I won't initiate, but if a bitch slaps me just because they feel like it or want to, they are getting a fist. They do get off on not being hit and baiting men. I think it's funny the shock when you retaliate. Fucking princesses.

>>728114168

> drag her into the shower full clothed
> and showered her with cold water for a minute
> afterwards put on the warm water and left her there

we had some stress and I just wanted to keep distance and went to bed. She couldn't let it be and again and again she woke me up and tried to start a conflict. On the 6th time I snapped a little. not my proudest moment.

But everyone, even her family aggrees she's border line. Never should have stuck my dick into crazy. But she was my first girlfriend @28 and I didn't want the free sey to stop.

Luckily I got out of this and she ruined someone elses live.

>>728118009
So you'd hit a six year old throwing a tantrum?

>>728117526
Caned? In the kidneys?

>>728118240
she was a cunt. the sex was awesome tho.

>>728118331
Yes?

>cheating ex
>mad but not enough to hit her
>she says is okay to hit
>punch her in the ribs
>she gets mad and uses that as arguement

>>728118421
if this story is true youre an idiot for not just punching her in the face and leave

Ex military MP. Ex police officer. Arguing with wife. I call her a spoiled 13yo brat. She slaps me. Without hesitation or though I punched her and took a defensive stance. I knocked out two teeth. Felt horrible about it for months.

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> be me
> beat wife every night
> wife is my dick
> mfw

>>728118390
Then you're a complete asshole

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>>728117989
>topic is about hurting your gf/wife
>post about hurting gf
>get called autistic
Hmmmmmm are your sure you're not retarded? My post is on topic while other anons talk about almost hurting their gfs or beating old men.

>>728118702

So are toddlers.

>>728117784
You were gay all along. MTF. that slut bitch does nothing for me, winking and shit go back to your stripper pole. Model types are degenerate.

>>728118340
Caned as in beat her literal ass with a cane. It's been awhile since I've done it since I broke it on her ass

>>728117989
How new are you?
>being this autistic

Never hit a girlfriend or my wife, but I did hook up with a girl once who wanted me to beat the shit out of her as foreplay. Not just the usual slapping/choking stuff, but full on punching in the stomach, kicking, etc, as long as I didn't leave any marks on her face.
It was honestly awkward, but the "forced" anal she wanted me to give her got me fucking diamonds.

posts ends with 0
women must die

>>728118154
I got horny. She slapped herself and it was awkward

>>728118699
fucking kek
thank you

>be me
>Overweight deppresed loser.jpg
>Me and gf get into it
>Rage.gif
>She brings up weight and emotional problems
>Snap on her
>Punch her in the face
>what you get.webm
>Fell terrible afterward
>eat her out
>Kill me please.

nope never and never would

I've been beating the fuck out of my girlfriend every night for almost a year, I tell her is because I'm drunk, but really just it just feels good.

>>728118892
You beat ass with paddle. Cane go to kidney. You standing up small wrist motion. Or back but cane is for pain not red. Paddle make red. Ask John Mccain about his canings.

I once heard a message on my girls phone saying to her best friend "and suddenly "that guy" (her friend she kept quiet for me a very long time) crossed our path so I had to change the direction so they won't see each other"
When I told her I knew from that secret I got in rage because she is fucking mine. She told me where he lives but won't let off me so I bodychecked her against a cupboard. This was the very First time after 5 years I saw her in real pain. It hurt me so much that I raged again and when my way to that bastard. Unfortunately I lost the fight and got beat real bad on the ground because he was with his friends but godamn the First blow to his face was it all worth. I never understand why I hurted her though...

>>728119499
youre a degenerate fuck. probably you actually want to punch someone that is way stronger than you so you go to the weaker

>>728119299
At least pretend you might. White Knighting is a signal for girls to abuse you.

Nah. Got close once.

Drunk night at a club with friends.
Try to get her attention.
She pushes me a little too hard, and I get angry.
Give her soft shove but she goes flying.
Security shows up.
Ruh-roh.
Asks if we're cool. She says we are.
We talk about it the next day, she apologized and we're good.

>>728119902
I'm beating her twice as hard tonight just because of this

my ex was a really emotional crazy twat who would cry about everything. She once took a kitchen knife and went into the bathroom to start cutting her legs, I told her stop and she wouldn't. I didn't want to accidentally get cut so I slapped the hell out of her, she was so stunned cuz she never would've thought I would touch her (and never have before) I took the knife from her. She then had the fucking stones to hold it against me in the future. 'YOU HIT ME' etc,......

>>728119818
I didnt understand shit

>>728119916
I'd rather travel through life honestly, doing right by people, than make anyone my victim. That doesn't make me weak. It makes me a man.

>>728117273
Kys

>>728119299
Never say never anon, accidents happen, look at you.

I actually felt really bad for this one but I panicked and didn't know what else to do. We were still teens. I was helping my uncle build an animal trap and was holding on to a bar of metal while he was wielding it. She saw me standing there not knowing what was going on, started walking towards us. The more I yelled for her to stop and wait the faster she started walking until she was jogging. My Uncle is deft and never saw anything while his helmet was on. My intention was to put my hand over her eyes as soon as she got close enough. I misjudged and ended up slamming my palm into her nose and catching one of her eyes. She ended up looking at the arc anyway once she hit the ground.

>>728116116
Can anyone explain how a trap has tits that move around in such a natural way?

>>728119818
Of course you lost you can't type and are probably retarded.

My wife hits me sometimes, I usually apologize for getting out of line. It's only weird later when she wants to have sex but I'm still crying.

>>728120012
sure. lets just hope that one day you wake up in time to see her slashing your throat

>>728115859
>trap femboy
well, thats enough reason to beat the shit outta someone.

>>728120225
Hormones

>>728120262
Was thinking the same thing

>>728120127
why?

>>728120262
>says the retard with horrible grammar

>>728114168
Best not to punch a girl unless she starts it. Spanking is the preferred method of instruction. In fact, women who are not regularly spanked become more neurotic than is generally bearable. Besides, spanking shakes up their cunts, teaches them their place in life, and makes them wet and horny.
TLDR: Don't punch 'em, spank 'em.

>gf cheated
>broke her nose and cheek and all of the fingers on her right hand by snapping them one by one
>такова жизнь
>not really sure how to make green text

>>728120392
> Take some english lessons.

>>728120325
They can grow tits that big and nice just by taking estrogen?

I slapped the shit out of a girl in highschool

>>728120281
She's not eating tonight now, keep it up, anon

>>728115599
So if some skinny little runt did that to her what are you going to do?

>>728118943
Trying to relive the memory of Uncle Tom

>>728114168
gf/wife? nope.
Mother? yes.

>be 12y/o me
>mom crazy
>soon she'll be on meds
>beats me regularly over the stupidest things
>one time threw dictionary at my head
>wasted
>lock self in bathroom once to get away
>ma kicks a hole in the fucking door
>this is my life
>13 now
>suddenly puberty
>3 inch height gain in 0.2 days
>in kitchen minding my damn business
>endlessyelling.exe
>mom throws a hand/fist at head
>catch her arm like an action movie
>hear eyes go wide
>my eyes go wide
>the potato's eyes go wide
>she starts thrashing around like a grand mal seizure
>foaming at the mouth with maternal rabies
>something something "manhandle your mother" something "cops" something
>cops, you say?
>put both arms behind her
>pick her up to avoid kicks
>wrestlemania walk her to the living room
>toss her face-first into the couch
>walk away
>she alien launches back at me
>deflected
>to the couch with you!
>tell her I'm going to my room, she doesn't get to hit me anymore
>check out my new insta-muscles in the mirror
>feelsgoodman

>>728120064
It makes you a cuck. No woman is about to hit me. Not of sound mind. And I'm honest that makes you a cuck. Easy to manipulate.
T. Nice degenerate cuck

>>728117631
Fair, my gf's dad smacked around his wife (gf's mom) and she left him. He started stalking her and I convinced him that it wasn't worth his time.

>>728116116
Sauce?

>>728120732
yeah, caught a slap outta the air from my mom around that age, too

>>728120776
Angry boy is angry

>>728117273
so you were obviously stronger than her? beta faggot twisting the facts of the story, sounds like you switched the roles around

>>728115599
depends

first i beat my sausage blue, then i make a stew out of my girlfriend

>>728114168
never did it but always wanted to. for sexual purposes of course

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> in Wal-Mart
> girl I was seeing at the time is nuts
> says I was flirting with cashier
> starts swinging at me
> all I do is block and take the hits
> she jambs her finger
> starts crying
> I give a Nelson Muntz "Ha Haaa!"
> this makes her angrier
> she tries to kick me
> I had taken kickboxing so I block
> shin on shin is nothing to me
> she however is now hopping on one leg and holding her injured hand
> end relationship
> cops show up at my house an hour later
> I am arrest for assault
> I can't stop grinning
> explain what happened
> they send a unit to Wal-Mart to review cctv
> hour later I'm uncuffed
> mfw she gets charged for filing a false report
> "want to file assault charges?" says officer
> "sure"
> mfw she had a vacation planned and instead got a restraining order and cannot leave the country while waiting for trial.

You don't need to hit them back.. Unless you're dating a beast that is considerably stronger than you.

>>728119039
I slapped horny. She was awkward. It was me

>>728120482
Progesterone too. Nice hips got good hormones started early or has expensive implants.

>>728121240
horny slapped i. Awkward was she. Me it was

>>728121235
You did good, anon.

>>728119499
You're probably the type of beta fag who will never confront anyone who is not cleary weaker than you.

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>>728121235
>Ex hits me
>tense as punch collides
>she just hurts herself

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>Anonymous 04/05/17(Wed)21:27:30 No.728121529▶
kek

>>728121526
I already started drinking anon, the first time I hit her tonight, i'm gonna tell her it was for you

Had argument with new gf about my ex wife and my kids custody. She gets mouthy and starts slapping. Blind rage. Pow. Pow. Tells friends she got hit by the storm door on the trailer. Buy white tank top.

>>728120574
i want you to do it, beat that entitled woman and show her what its like to really not have rights

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beat the fuck out of bitch casue she burned dinner
called cops
got arrested
did 5 years for assault and domestic battery
now im a convicted felon.

>>728118702
Stfu you privaleged white scum , have you never been clipped around the ear when you were 6?

>>728121799
>This is for that guy on the internet!
Meme on.

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>>728121556
The icing on the cake is she has easily put on 40 plus pounds over the last year.
No point maintaining a beach body when you can't travel I suppose.
I'll probably drop my charges if she ever apologized. That's all I want.

>>728121944
>Buy white tank top

Kek'ed

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>>728114168
My gf was bitching like fuck once and I told her straight up if she don't quit acting I will slap the shit out of her, said and done, she got stunned that I did it.

Nothing awkward and after she never bitched like a stupid cunt again. She became normal in a sense. Kek

>mfw

>>728122175
I've been triggering people this whole thread, thank you for actually not being autistic

>>728116116
sause please.

Had to do community service for not paying ticket. Meet girl that is doing her community service for shoplifting. She is crying about losing her place and will have no place to live. Next day she gets evicted and begs me to let her stay a couple of days until she can get her housing cleared up.

Day one catch her stealing CD's and games. Beat her ass, have rough sex, call her every name in the book. Repeat above for 4 days, throw her out.

>>728121027
meh. think whatever you want

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OP here
>expected thread to be dead
>mfw anons are checking their femanons

>>728122764
Prob useless to ask, but do you have any pics?

Can you tell us more of what you did to her?

>>728115859
sorry that happened to you man

Wife and I had a pretty bad fight about some personal shit and she tried to block the doorway and prevent me from leaving the room. I shoved her down on her ass. The only time I have ever put my hands on her like that and been married 9 years, also my 2 year old son saw the entire thing which mad me deeply regret it later on.

>>728115514
You made a threat of physical over being flipped off? What kind of hyper sensitive little bitch boy are you anon?

>>728122292
Hahahaha no. Don't drop the charges. It's too much lulz.

>>728120708
Watch her beat the shit out of him

> have a gf for like 2 days
> she starts calling me idiot and hits my shoulder a few times cause she is testing her borders.
> I become cold and tell her I'll bring her to the main station for her train
> as we arrived I tell her I'm breaking up cause I don't want a child as a partner.
> she breaks into tears and asks for forgiveness.
> say no, she should have thought this through before she acted like a kid
> casually walking home.

I didn't beat her, but I showed her I'm not a beta.

>>728122115
thats no way to raise a child.
Intelligent people can handle kids and women without physical abuse.

>>728114168
Never. But my sister was a cunt and use to physically attack me when i was smaller than her. I fucking beat her ass once when i was 13, she had it coming after years of abuse and she started that fight and i knock her out unconscious. Best day ever.

>>728122292
please don't

>>728120225
That's not a trap, that's an ambush!

>>728114168
>Has /b/ ever hit girlfriend/wife?

Yes.

She was very violent and came from a family where they wailed on each other a lot - they'd go at each other with hammers.

Long story short, I should have left her the first time that she hit me, but I didn't. Instead, I put up with her shit and sometimes even hit back.

I never threw the first punch, but it doesn't matter. If you hit a woman, society is automatically going to take her side.

My advice is that if you ever find yourself in a relationship with somebody who hits you or you either feel like hitting them or are actually hitting them, it's time to call it quits, move on, and consider getting some counselling.

>>728118663
your career choices make it obvious you are filth, so the only surprising part is """feeling bad"""

>>728124330
Exactly.

>>728124285
lol holy fuck

>>728116924
>>728116924
kek

>>728115514
Easily triggered faggot detected

>>728124941
It's all bout the message.

>>728124056
As alpha as it gets without risking jail.

>>728114168
my girlfriend who recently completely left me, was verbally and physically abusive and would hit me, i never hit her back for obvious reasons she also loved humiliating me in fornt of other people, i grew up with 2 sisters and my mother who did the same so it didnt strike me as odd, but at one point she said "youd let a woman put her hand on her" implyign like a woman was lesser than a man and gave me a glimpse into her psychology that im stil trying to mak esense from, she was also insanely beautiful. breathtaking dirty blonde with big blue eyes and pale skin and perfect strong body, narrow hips, thoughts?

reminder that if you never hit your wife/girlfriend once in a while, she will never respect you.

>>728124941
literal virgin numale

>>728114168
No, but I'd love to punch a woman square in the face as hard as I can.

>>728115859
...isn't 'femboy' a trap?
I...i don't follow this shit at all, I feel dumb, I am all for "choose your own gender" stuff, but goddamn, if my child will tell me one day that he\she is "trap femboy", then I will simply say nothing because I won't have a fuckin clue what he is talking about

I hit my girl cousin when I was about 9
Parents used to fight and hit me so hitting out was pretty normal to me
She hadn't even done anything that bad
Felt like a piece of shit after
Now a functional adult despite posting here

>>728124132
Intelligent people can handle kids and women without physical abuse and with physical discipline.

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no
>tfw no gf to assault

>>728125861
need help. please thoguhts comments etcetera?? i love want to marry this girl

>>728125861
"put a hand on you" correction ***

We were going through divorce, but in car together, me driving. She pulled my glasses off and threw them out car window. I impulsively backhanded her. Although she deserved it, I felt bad about it. Real bad.

Every couple of weeks or so, whenever the bitch forgets who is in charge

>>728127157
You must be from Russia

>>728120151
Why would you try to cover her eyes?

>>728120064
It makes you a pussy. You do right by people, but results make the man, not being nice. If you think whiteknighting will get girls wet for you, then enjoy the friendzone you beta. Also a real man needs to stand his ground and do what is necessary to protect himself, and his pride. If you can't do that, then you fail as a man, faggot.

>>728125861
ANYONE HOW DO I REACT IN THE FUTURE DO I DEFEND MYSELF OR WHAT i will try something that will help her choose me as her husband, alktohugh sometimes i think she already has, but relationships are not my strong poiunt

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