H-how are you Anonymous? Tell m-me how you hurt and h-how I

>>728110116
Are you going to make some tea alice ?

>>728110172
N-not right now dear, this is a lunch thread

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Bumping! Hey Alice! Thanks for joining us for lunch today! I made some soup earlier~!

>>728110116
C-can y-you s-stop w-writing l-like t-this ?-??

>>728110265
Oh d-dear, i just had turkey rice soup too <4

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Up you go!

>>728110308
I'm n-not silly <4

>>728110308
FUCK OFF NERD

>>728110419
Cry more faggot.

>>728110334
T-thanks a lot Reimu <4

>>728110419
W-what is wrong with nerds?

>>728110116
I also need a vegetable peeler. Also, you're a list kind of person aren't you? Is that how you stay organized?

>>728110539
they won't fuck off?

>>728110116
N-no vegetable peelers, they are a w-waste of money!
A good sharp knife is all you need.

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>>728110330
I had some ramen, will be replying/bumping your thread as I think Anonymous could use some help today!
>>728110334
Hey Reimu!

Alice, is there anything that hurts/bothers you or would make you happy? And how can I help?

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>>728110478
Anything for you Anonymous!

This guy's boredom is truly a bounty to us all.

>>728110592
W-why should they?

>>728110116
Don't you have a job? Also did you get that spice rack at costco? It's a nice spicerack I can see it there peaking out from behind your giant man-dick.

Yo I've been wanting to kill myself since the 11th grade because nothing matters and life isneternal suffering what do

>>728110712
I'm f-fine dear, h-how are you?
Could use a 4chan pass though, doing this on phone is dreadful

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>>728110651
Hello Sakuya-san!

>>728110726
I don't think boredom explains it after 6 years. That's dedication.

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hey anonymous, hope you're having a good day <3

>>728110883
H-have you tried a doctor?

>>728110781
idk i guess nerds can stay

but no whining

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>>728110651
Stop using my waifu or I'll end your liafu

shut up faggot

>>728110801
Y-yep, this is my lunch break dear <4

>>728111005
*kiss* love you t-too <4

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>>728110922
Nice dubs!
How are you today?
>>728110937
Hey Jill
>>728110959
>using your waifu
I am your waifu, I am Sakuya Izayoi and who are you?

>>728111018
You didn't end up making any friends at work then?

>>728110116
Retarded fucks! Excuse me miss, but i don't think you're following the rules of this venerable online establishment. May you expose your mammaries for our perusal, or directly, GTFO?

>>728111018
*blinks* i did, im s-sitting right next to them. Porblem?

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>>728111127
I'm doing pretty well! I have the day to myself to enjoy at my own pace, but I'm still getting things done along the way. How about you?

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>>728111315
You tried real hard on that, didn't you? I can tell. Everyone can tell. Try a little less hard next time.

>>728110116
Are you still on the thread Alice? You are so beautiful, please send another pic. Would make me happy!

>>728111315
L-learn the rules, newfag

>>728111506
I'm p-posting from a phone dear.

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>>728111363
I'm doing very well! My day is going well and I'll start cleaning soon.. I wanted to be present for the lunch thread first!

>>728111727
D-doesnt look like it w-will do well, sadly.

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>>728111354
Pics of friends or it didn't happen.

>>728111354
N-no thank you <4

I love you Alice! Keep shining for us!

>>728111928
Learn t-the rules, newfag

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>>728110116

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>>728111813
I see that.. I was hoping for a better result than my failed thread earlier.

>>728112060
C-can do, catch my tea thread tonight and stream t-tomorrow

>>728112135
Oh w-well. Just have t-to keep trying.

Such a pitty. C-can you please visit /b/ regulary? Would m-make/b/ a nicer place.

>>728111924
Ok Mel, well if you did make some friends maybe try talking to them instead of posting on malaysian slideshow forums with your phone the whole time. You may think you're real good at multitasking but that always comes off that you're uninterested when you do that sort of thing. I worry about you ya know.

Alice, what will it take to become someone like you?

is it possible to forget how to talk to people?
i think i've forgotten how to do it

Eh.... I'm confused as shit.

Well that happened. I spoke to a girl I am interested in Sunday. But what's odd is how she seemed interested in the conversation but suddenly she dropped from it. Probably just had something come up suddenly?

And then this happened yesterday

I was talking to this other girl. We hit it off (I mean she stayed up late keeping me company while I was heading to VA, and then spoke for like 10 hrs straight the following about everything.) and we kinda agreed to try an LDR but mid conversation she deleted her account on the site without explanation. And I tried to reach her on another site, but she instantly deleted her account when I messaged her So one girl stops replying randomly and then the next day this other girl cuts all contact all together at random

It's funny how I met girl two though. I asked her for advice on the the first girl, and she gave some good input. Then we started talking about other shit. She stayed up with me till 4 AM talking about politics, and other stuff. Up till she passed out. Yesterday I messaged her and we spoke a little about the first girl. Then I gradually hinted that I may be interested in her. She caught on by the end, and we agreed to try an LDR. Then an hour later she deleted the account.

>>728110116
How's your dick doing?

>>728112280
I d-do. Every...day...twice a d-day

>>728110957
Whipped Cuckold fagget detected

Can we have some lunchtime legs Alice? I love seeing your beautiful legs : )

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>>728112310
Oh, its y-you. Havent quite finished my reply yet, will g-get back to you later.

whole new level of faggotry
having feelings is OK I guess but acting like a complete faggot isn't

>>728112357
A fire and s-several years of therapy.

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>>728112247
Yes, and we will! If you were to recommend any content creators that you watch and enjoy on youtube, who would you choose?

>>728112396
S-sure, but it is just l-like riding a bike. You pick it back up with practice!

>>728112730
Been p-posting for six years newfag

F-f-ucking niggers

>>728112942
doubting that heavily

>>728112659
I think you've got the wrong guy.

>>728112438
Any number of reasons that could have happened. Not really possible to pinpoint which one it was.

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>>728113005
Doubt all you want but it's true. Some of us have been here for years.

>>728113006
W-would be weird to see another person use that s-same tone, California boy.

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Love and cheer at all costs!

>>728113005
K-keep doubting, just proves you are a newfag

>>728113017
Yea, that's true.

I have 3 ideas

A) She realized that we'll probably never meet, so to prevent her from really falling for me she cut contact.

B} She told me about a guy she like who asked her for nudes. So I told her that he was probably just using her for that. Maybe she feared that I would do the same?

C) She saw that I really didn't think I was good enough for that other girl, so she told me I was cute and all that. Then cut contact so I didn't become too attached to her and abandon the first girl (Who girl 2 thought liked me with 99.99% certainty)

>>728113087
>Some of us have been here for years.
You're acting like that is some serious accomplishment. Why?

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>>728113225
I'm not acting like it's an accomplishment. It's just a true statement.

>>728113225
Staying in t-this place and relentlessly trying to help p-people for years is not an accomplishment?

G-guess it must be easier than it feels.

>>728110116
Hello dear! Happy to see you! Still unmedicated.

>>728113101
I am from California but so is about 1/7 people in the country and I have no idea what that fry picture is about, nor have I sent anything that you would be replying to.

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>>728111127
Sakuya is my waifu! I'm Parsee

>>728113352
What makes you think you're qualified for that kind of work or that the internet is suited for it? What if you're doing more harm than good?

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Mine.

>>728113384
S-seek medical professionals dear.

>>728113216
Mhm, could be any of those. Sometimes you have a really super strong connection with someone out of nowhere, and that can be scary. You were talking about starting a long distance relationship which is a commitment to something with a really low chance of working out favorably. It takes real dedication to make those work, and not everyone is up for it, but they fall into them anyway sometimes. Maybe she just bolted because she second guessed her feelings the night before.

>>728113489
I'm not, s-so it is a moot point.

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>>728113473
I don't believe in 'waifus' you can be Parsee all you want but you aren't going to stop me from posting as Sakuya.

Can you get rid of the anime cringe your thread is radiating?
The w-what's are extremely annoying,too.
Why does talking like a sperg attract so much cancer?

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>>728113632
I'll find a way to stop you.

>>728113546
I'm more worried about being a freak (tranny). So you work in an office? Do you have a cubicle?

>>728113760
Waah things I don't like online

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>>728113775
No you won't. :)

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You streamin today Alice?

>>728113760
Autistic kindness goes a long way.

>>728113908
Tomorrow apparently. Tea at 9?

>>728113816
Alice probably getting back to work now.

>>728113816
I h-have my own desk, dear. And i w-work with trangender individuals. They arent freaks.

>>728113908
T-tomorrow love <4

>>728114073
P-pretty close, can someone p-post my contact info for me?

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>>728114150
Doesn't it get lonely working from home?

>>728113610
Possible. I'm thinking in order of likeliness A, B, C.

I would hope it's option C. May as well run with that one

>>728114247
I d-dont work from home nearly as much as i w-would like <4

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>>728113885
>Stops you a little.

>>728114150
They are to most people. Anyway I won't shit up your lunch thread about it. I'm about to take a shower see you at 9.

>>728114489
N-no they arent. Most people support them. A very hateful minority do not.

Dont listen to those assholes.

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>>728114372
it didn't work at all!

>>728114245
[email protected]? Nice address btw easy to remember.

Jesus you are pathetic.

>>728114614
T-thank you but maybe Reimu or Sakuya can post alllll of my contact info

>>728114695
This is an uninspired post.

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Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Instagram: Nanopup
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays

And everyone can feel free to join me here:
https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>728114695
How s-so?

>>728114695
How s-so?

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>>728114822
Here is the contact info!
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Instagram: nanopup
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

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>>728114608
Shit.

>>728110116

Alice, I Apologize for my forgetfulness, but what's your email, again?

>>728110116
At times I don't feel like doing anything but at the same time feel guilty that this is why I won't accomplish my goal

>>728115034
Oops! I didn't realize it was just posted! Apologies!

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>>728110334
Reimuuuuu!

>>728115034
It w-was just posted twice! Along with all m-my other contact info!

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>>728115056
At times like that, you do it whether you feel like it or not. You need discipline, and that's how you get it.

Alice how is the camwhore life treating you these days? Btw your bf looks like a cuck... Can we fuck?

im a 27 year old raging alcoholic whos lost everything. I have $3

what do

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>>728115205
You're always looking for me but you always wander off after you found me! What's with that?

>>728115056
Email m-me at [email protected]

B-bsck to work! Bye all! Wuv!

>>728115277
Thank you, you're right. Because if I'm disciplined and do it I feel much better

>>728115287
Get in line, Buster.
Me first.

>>728115382
buy more booze

>>728115382
Email m-me, ill help help get you back on your feet <4

>>728115382
Email m-me, ill help help get you back on your feet <4

>>728115444
Trips checked

Ill take seconds

>>728115287
*blinks* w-what boyfriend? And what camwhoring?
I d-dont understand a word you said man

>>728115287
Also, h-how does someone LOOK like a behavior?

>>728115287
B-by the way, no. Just s-so you dont have any illusions of hope.

Where did everybody go?