My bicycle got stolen a while ago. I just found it again locked

>>728102763
buy bolt cutters, cut it and nobody will ask, if they do say " its my bike i just lost the key "

>>728102763
bolt cutters.

if anyone comes just be like "it's my fucking bike some bitch stole it"

what are they gonna do call the police that don't even give a shit about your bike in the first place? lol

>>728102763
Bitte nicht klauen

bolt cutter or try lock picking

>>728102929
Fucking Germans! I want my bicycle back.

>>728102973
>lock picking
this isn't runescape.

>>728102883
Very important OP is not a nigger (what are the odds of that, it's OP) when using this strategy.

>>728102763
are you sure the chain is whole?
theres a ziptie on the left?

no one trys to stop people stealing bikes. just get some bolt cutters and cut that shit. it should take more then 2 mins.

>>728103331
it shouldn't take more then 2 mins

>>728103276
there's one on the right too. it's obviously to keep that shitty material on lol

>>728103276
Great comment. I'll check it out.

>>728103487
you must be stupid

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>>728103487
2 Options:
1) Forget about the bike and focus on making money. That bike is not worth the effort.
2) Cut the bike loose so the fucker who stole it can't have it, then throw it in the trash

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>>728102763
Put stick between chain,
Twist it around a couple of times
Chain pops open due to the pressure,
Spend my teens stealing bikes Amsterdam to pay for drugs
Trust me i know my shit,
I used to steal about 3 or 4 a day

>>728102763
Why would someone steal such a fucked up bike?

The chain has come off and is rusted as fuck, that shit looks hazardous if it's even ridable

>>728103777
can confirm, these are shit locks from action

>>728102883
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>>728102973

The cheapest bolt cutter I found is €20. That's more expansive than finding a junk and buy a new one.

Isn't there a way to make some biting acid from stuff you buy at a grocerie store?

Dismantle the bike piece by piece

Leave the remnants chained up

If by the time you return with bolt cutters the remnants are still there. Cut the lock and remove the rest of the bike.

>>728102763
trust me . just go there in the night and steal it back . people wont care

>>728103777
Where u at? I'm at Nieuwmarkt

Buy a portable engraving tool.

Put some important number under the seat and on the frame to identify your property.

Use engraver at home to identify all property.

Then steal your fucking bike back.

Cops ask.
Show them the number.
Make it your driver's license or id number.
Last 4 of social

>>728103946
Woon nu terug in Brabant ,
Amsterdam is kut ,
Veel minder Marokkanen i Brabant

>>728103739
>lockpick gun

or just get a flathead screwdriver and a hammer and do the exact same thing lmao

>>728104048
Never under estimate the criminal to call the cops on you for stealing your bike back.

Bolt cutter. Carry it in a tool bag. The bolt cutter u wanna use is gotta be like 3 ft long.... practice on a lock at home because if you do not use the right shoulder pulling technique u will not get enuff leverage to cut it.

Sauce, I worked at a hospital where nurses forgot keys once a week to their own lockers . Had to snip many open

>>728102763
Bolt cutters

If you're worried about people noticing, wear a high visibility vest, no one will bat an eye...

>>728103862
>pouring acid on a bike in public
god damn this thread went from troll to what the fuck in 0.2 niggerwatts

>>728104158
I saw it in a theatre script once.

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>>728102763
how the fuck did you not steal it back the 1st day you saw it?

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>>728104774
if someone says anything when your are using bolt cutters or a wire saw just says its your bike, this has happened to me and the person walking by even said want some help lol

if it is a "U lock" use wire saw cut half way through bar then finish it off with the bolt cutters.

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>>728102763
Are you white. Then use a saw, people will even help you with it. I speak out of experience. And why do you care it's your bike so....

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>>728103276
Holy shit I just noticed that too, this might be easier than you think OP, but get a good blade or strong scissors, they look like industrial zipties.

i feel for you b/ i hate thieves i have some bolt cutters in the garage if you were near id come and crop it for you. use a hack saw if you cant get croppers

>>728102763
Easy peasy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE

>>728105145
the cable tie is not holding it together dumb ass

>>728105245
This works so fast, no one will even notice you doing it.

Buy bolt cutters, get your bike, then return bolt cutters to shop for money back.

This isn't hard dude.

>>728102763
Just break it so nobody can have it

Also it looks old as fuck

>>728103739
That is a really shitty lock. It's actually easier and faster to pick that lock with a rake and tensioner.

>>728102763
Your bike looks shit, buy some bolt cutters and steal a good bike you idiot

>>728102763
Buy a set of boltcutters then cut off one of your pinkie fingers to display your shame in owning such a crappy bike.

>>728103862
>Buy bolt cutters
>Use them to get your bike back
>Return bolt cutters to hardware store
>"I didn't need them after all"
>Got your money back
>Got your bike back

>>728106506
The best solution in this thread

>>728106506
Fucking this

>>728103082
I've been into locksport for years, most cheap locks like that can be opened with simple tools and little to know skill.

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>>728107012
Better hope it's some cheap pot metal or some shit. If that's even some what hardened steel and a halfway decent locking mechanism, that' wont work.

>>728102922
Hydrochloric acid

You can get it at a Home Depot, fucking cheap. Since it was there for 2 weeks, you will not mind waiting a bit longer.

Pour it inside the chain cover, so that the damage is not noticeable.