Kinda wanna hear some dark/offensive jokes. Anything goes.

We must send more mosquito nets to Africa to help. Every year millions of mosquitos die needlessly of Aids

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Yo mamma.

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What do you call Mike Tyson with both his arms tied behind his back?

Nigger nigger nigger!

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What noise does a chainsaw make?
Run nigger nigger nigger

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

I can't offload the bowling balls using a pitch fork

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What do you get when you skinn an Ethiopian? 30 kilograms of dog food and a dirty diving suit.

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>What do you call and Ethiopian with a bun on his head?
A quarter-pounder

>What do you call and Ethiopian with a bun on his head suffering from a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese

My aunt's baby died unexpectedly.
Which goes without saying, no one plans a babies death.. except me.

Why did slaveowners use black people to work the fields?

So they couldn't hide in the cotten.

How many Jews can you fit in a VW? Two in the front, two in the back, and ten thousand in the ash tray

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Classic!

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what is the difference between ah Ferrari and 10 Dead Babys.

I dont have a Ferrari in my Garage

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*6 gorgillion you filthy goyim

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Woman walks into a Bar, and a man says to her: "You're getting laid tonight."

"How do you know that" the woman asked.

The man stands up and says to her: "because I'm stronger than you"

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The proper joke is
"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!"
Classic, eh?

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6 Million fit in a bunch of holes near the Conetration camps.

Btw a good joke for a highschool T-shirt:
"12 years concentration finally out of this camp"

I have discovered the delights of butter during sex

I smear it on the doorknob to stop the child from trying to escape

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Evidence please?

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If I, or anyone wore that to any highschool, they would be shoa'd the moment they walk through the door.

What's red and knocking on the window?
Kid in the oven.

What's green and lying in the corner?
Same kid, four weeks later.

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i am in Germany so no one will be shot

"Thousands of battered woman in America and I'm still eating mine plain"

I enjoy my women how I like my whiskey
12 years old

what is small, slimy and makes every woman cry
> A dead dilverd Baby

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Another variation of this is "12 years old and mixed up with coke"

But I drink my whiskey on the rocks

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What's a foot long, stiff and makes women cry?
Cotdeath

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you mean OP's dick

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could say the same with vodka.
I like my Woman like my vodka. More than 4 times destilled

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody Dick on her teddy bear

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I like my women how I like my whiskey
On ice

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cry when you shove it in her pussy

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>More than 4 times distilled

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How do you make a little boy cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

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Why did Martin Luther King say he had a dream?

Because all niggers do is sleep

What's long, hard and full of seamen?
The cadavers at the morgue where I work

how does a Baby in the hot oven looks like?
I dont know i close my eyes when i masturbate

>Whats the worst part about eating vegetables?
Getting rid of the wheelchairs

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Do you, perhaps, live near Watertown NY?

I was eating out my grandmother the other day and tasted horse semen, and I thought to myself, "So that's how you died!"

what do you do when 10 dead niggers lay in front of you and 10 more are coming?

> Stop laughing and reload

What did the blind, deaf and paralyzed child get for Christmas?

Cancer

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I wanted my computer to run faster, so I painted it black. Now it's stopped working.

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what does a nigger gets for christmas?

your Bike

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a spic?

Someone that is too lazy to steal

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Atheist?

Someone who knocks on your dorr for nothing.

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AIDS, and Ebola are either man made, or false flags.

What do you get when you take a massive dump onto an already massive dump in the toilet?

A dark/offensive joke thread

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Why didn't the three Mexicans cross the border at the same time?

Because they saw a sign that said No Tresspassing

Do you know how long it takes for the average woman to orgasm?

Who the fuck cares?