>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing there

>>728100970
call OP a faggot

Explain how 1989 was the best album of 2015.

Now it's her move.

>>728100970

ASK THE TRANSGENDERED INTIMIDATING DUDE TO LEAVE.

>>728100970
probably fiddle with my pockets until she leaves and then bathe in spaghetti.

>>728100970

Take her by the hand and start walking to my room.

gun her down

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>728100970
Rape her for trespassing

>>728101301
>Turn 360 degrees and walk out
Kek autistic much?

>>728101301
I too would spin in a circle then leave

>>728100970
wonder how she got into my house

Ask her how she got through the security gate.

CALL PEPE TO BOMB HER HOME

>>728100970
Tell the bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a pie. Then give me a blowjob while I eat it

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>>728101301
>Turn 360 degrees and walk out
>Kek autistic much?
lurk more faggot

Knock her out and tie that fat pig to the treadmill and make her run on it 10 hours per day. Feed her only sunflower seeds and water.

>>728101352
Didn't realize that summer was already here

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>>728100970
you pick the wrong house fools

>>728101352
Leave this board newfag

Turn 1080 and walk away.

>>728100970
Mozambique Drill

>>728100970
Realize I am in the wrong house and leave quickly before the police get called.

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>>728100970

Show her my collection of spaghetti jars with sauce and ask her if she wants to fuck

i would slide my unlubed hands into her asshole and start clapping like a downs syndrome kid at a pantomime

Not sperg out, ask her why she's there and how, express some annoyance at someone getting into my house.
Get an autograph and selfie [spoiler]for my gf[/spoiler].

>>728100970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoKUxxMBWSc

>>728100970
feed her eggs

>>728101432
>>728101491
>>728101515
>falling for such low quality bait

>>728101697

I use to fall for such low quality bait once too. Before I took an arrow to the knee.

turn 360 degrees and rape her in the ass then knock her out and sell her into sex slavery with some dirty armenians.

Ask who she is.

Is she a singer or actress?

>>728101697
>falling for the bait baiting the bait

>>728100970
Rape.

>>728100970
Rape.

Not even joking.

>>728101850
>Baitception.
At what point does bait stop being bait?

>>728100970
Ask her why she's fucking trespassing, then sue her for money

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>>728100970
I have a feeling it'll turn out somehow with "I knew you were trouble when you walked in."
Then she'd probably write about me.

>>728100970
rape her

>>728101787
Nice

thats easy you walk in circles until you get tired then you play some old school vidya in the corner blazing as she watches you. thats what adults do for fun right
?

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I'll make it my dream tonight or whatever.

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>>728101904

>>728101658
A whole bowl?

>>728100970
I'm getting pretty tired of seeing her on here, tbh.

>>728100970
Rape her asshole until her intestines fall out

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KO

Tie up and fuk

gg

>>728100970
shoot her, chop up the remains and bury it in the back yard.

>>728102541
Witnessed

>>728100970
tell her about the jews

>>728100970
>rayp
>take cell phone
>locate other celebrities
>rayp celebrities

>>728102739
like a woman in the entertainment industry doesn't know about the jews

Propose.

>>728100970
rape her asshole and wait for the song about me

>>728100970
I dunno, is she looking as quizzical as she is in the image? Did I do something wrong? How did she come to learn of it? Does it affect her life in (most likely) negative way? Is she curious, or plain out sickened? I need more info OP

>>728100970
>gtfo of my house
>call police

>>728101352
Seen your first rekt thread yet?

Kill her since i can and then i will be famous

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>>728100970
https://www.xvideos.com/video8705386/goddess_kyaa_gives_the_sweet_dick_sensual_strapon_pegging_femdom


I want her to dominate me

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>>728101312
best answer

>>728100970
Act like she is any normal person and hope that she fucks me like she fucks everyone else.

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>>728100970
Ask if she wants to have dinner with me and watch a movie.

>>728100970
> have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

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>>728100970
praise the lord, and find my duct tape

>>728104014
bowl of eggs for dinner?

>You don't have to tell me what happened
>But you do have to eat this

>>728104235
Maybe a steak dinner.

Ask her what she's doing in the fuherbunker

>>728104297
> not giving her a nice rape dinner

>>728102541
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN

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>>728100970
Again!
You cannot have my cat Taylor.

Ask can I suck her toes

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>>728104340
Nah, Im not a degenerate fag. Im just a TayTay fag that loves and praise Taylor.

It's seriously time we start realizing that Taylor swift is out Arian queen, serious when she becomes president and is our new fuhrer she will remember those who brought her to power and let us be the ones to run the new concentration camps.

>>728101352
This is why /b/ will be gone soon.

>>728104297
lurk moar newfag

Say hello

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>>728100970
immediately sell her to a human trafficking ring.

>blonde
>white
>boyish features

yeah. she'd definitely fetch a pretty penny from some sand nigger in Saudi Arabia. and i bet he wouldn't break her heart either.

>>728104502
Are you excited for TS6 anon ?

>>728101839
Yes

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>>728104502
mein nigger

Armyfag here
Feign ignorace as to her identity and ask her if she is one of my wifes friends.
Make small talk on the subject if she does not immediatly give away who she really is by blurting it out.
I would say things like
"I havent seen you around base before did you and your family just move in? Which one of you is the soldier or are you dual military? Did you meet my wife at one of those military spouse get together things? Where did yall PCS (permanent change of station) from?"
I would keep going like this until she finally introduces herself as taylor swift.
"Hi taylor, im will. So anyhow.."
And keep going on with my assumption about her being a military spouse.
If she then says something like
"No im not an armywife im taylor swift."
"Well i guess thats better thsn being taylor slow haha!"
When she gets frustrated at the joke and keeps telling me who she is i would feign ignorance.
When she tells me she is famous: "well im sorry but i cant say ive ever heard of you."
When she gets frustrated at this
"Look these things happen and when they happen to me i just shake it off i shake it off woo hoo hoo HOO! woo hoo hoo hooooo! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!"
At this point i start badly singing "shake it off" and if she tries to interrupt or say anything. "Look taylor im happy for you an all an ima let you finnish but..." and i would just keep going making even more of an ass of myself.
She should know better than to break in to someones house.

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>>728104640
Who wouldnt be? :)

>>728104694
TAYTAY VULT

>>728104719
Hehe just losers I guess :)

>>728100970
I'd put on my robe and wizard hat

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>>728104694
<3

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If she was there it would mean that our 100 year pact is over. She will ask to stay in the body I gave her, but I will deny her. She will transfer back into her original shell; that of an extremely short Bolivian man. The dream is over.

>>728100970
tell her to stop making a album every time she breaks up with someone.
pull up a gun
throw handcuffs at her and tell her to put them on
fuck her hard in cuffs bend over my bed.

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>>728104905
get ready to have the next album dedicated to you

>>728104905
Why aren't you in school anon? Get off dads computer

>>728104702
This was not worth the read.

>>728105017
I enjoyed it

>>728100970
TAYLOR WILL YOU STOP MAKING THESE THREADS!!!

>>728105017
Lol madeyaread!
But srsly what were you expecting.
Dinosaur walking?
Taking a cab to become the fresh prince of bel air?
Rape?
Murder?
Spaghetti rocket launch into space?
Death of a salesman perhaps, or maybe a classic tale of terror brought to us by the great Vincent Price perhaps?
No.
No none of these are what i will ever give.
So stop hoping for it.

>>728105199

this

>>728105199
this, fuck this cracky

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>>728105199
you wish it were here, faggot

>>728104702
Should of ended it telling her that an important friend is coming over.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Idk make her some mac n cheese

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Why is she so perfect?

She is pretty at best. Don't get me wrong she has had a lot of success and she isn't ugly. She just look basic. Maybe her eyes but I feel like that's just all the make up. Don't know why people put her on a pedestal. Fucking fanboys.

>>728105460
Im totally gonna use this in the next "some random asshole is in your house when you come home/wake up/sober up/complete your dream of world domination/get out of rehab/just gone done cooking your first batch of meth etc. Type of thread.

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>>728104702
I actually told this guy I wasn't familiar with his work.

>>728100970
Anon I'm in a wheelchair and disabled but I can roll up that sweet booty too bad my penis doesn't function otherwise she would get a full mouthful of my sweet frothy jizz

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>>728100970
>get home after work
>open the door
>ohshit.pdf
>autistic reflexes kick in
>grab her hand and lead her to the basement
>shes confused but being autistic I don't care
>"I'm not attractive enough!" think in my head
>lock her in the basement
>hit the gym for the next few months
>come back ripped af
>ready for sex
>open basement
>only a skeleton remains
>she must've found a way to escape xD
its not easy being autistic

>>728105460
We need to find some way of lureing john cena to /b and get him to start a thread and then we harrass him for tits with a timestamp and shoe on head.
Bonus points if he actually writes a timestamp on his pecs and posts a picture of it with a shoe on his head.

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>>728104702

>>728105615
Honestly i really do not recognise him.

>>728102475
ALL the eggs

>>728105396
Maybe I do faggot

>>728101697
No they were going along
Found the actual newfag

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>>728106016
I do too, faggot. If I ever met her IRL, I'd impregnate the fuck outta her

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>>728106190

>>728106190
Nah you wouldn't faggot, not unless you raped her. She would probably kick your ass anyway boi

>>728106414
brb ... fapping

>>728106430
don't care if it's rape... just as long as i get to impregnate her

Does anyone have that gif of Mckenzie Foy where she's holding that glass vase?

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>>728100970

>>728100970
Ignore her. Maybe she'll leave.

>>728106190
>>728106414
How is it possible for a human being to have so little ass?

>>728106574
disgusting, she is a goddess who deserves respect

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>>728106744
>small ass
it's a trait found in the god-tier end of the white gene pool

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>>728106744
Her butt is cute

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>>728106767
tay tay deserves both respect and unlimited access to my cock

>>728100970
call the cops and sue her for breaking and entering

>>728100970
Tell her to leave and that because we weren't involved in a relationship she can't bitch about it in her latest song.

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She's literally the epitome of qt3.14 and has the talents to match. An unrivalled 10/10 for me, absolute perfection.

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>>728107277
Agreed. 100% this

>>728106977

> implying she couldn't just bitch about you asking her to leave

>>728107277
Could not agree more, she is the most perfect woman ever to have lived

>>728107277
Totally true, she has a fantastic bitch-free personality and great strength of character because of her poverty stricken childhood

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Greet her, ask her if she wants to play Gamecube.

>>728100970
I'd tell her that, while I sympathize with the mentally unsound, I think trannies should seek psychiatric attention and not loiter in my hallway.

>>728107277
moar taytay feet

>>728100970
Kidnap and sell for a ransom. No sex I just want money you fag

>>728102792
This

>>728100970
Call police, get her the fuck out of my house.

Then i´ll sue her for a fuckton of money

>>728100970

ask her what karlies kookie tastes like.

>>728105396
You gotta admit though, it would be hilarious if she did

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holy cow! it happened

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>>728101352

>>728101312
This is the only acceptable answer

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>>728105664

>>728100970
Why do her eyes look Asian?

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>>728101904
Once you go full retard it stops being bait.

Make her eat a bowl of eggs.

>>728109082

she ate too many fortune cookies

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>>728105664
>she must've found a way to escape xD

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>>728109140

>>728104702
This made me fucking crinch so goddamn hard.

>>728101697
"I was only pretending to be retarded"

>>728107840
> poverty stricken.

Fucking kek. Poverty stricken my ass.

Dollar tree instant food is poverty

Living on a fucking farm in Pennsylvania does not sound bad at all to me

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>>728100970
Nonchalantly be like, " who the fuck do you think you are? get out of my house"
fin

>>728100970
>knock her over with my backpack
>beat her unconscious
>pull on her shorts
>literally lick her legs until they turn red and start to bleed
>rape vagoo
>dont pull out
>cum in her
>keep on thrusting into her with full force
>cum in her cute little taytay mouth
>keep peepee in her mouth
>suffocate her while trhusting my peepee into her trachea

>>728101312
I agree

Rape I mean who wouldn't

>>728101167
>intimidating
Nice one manlet. Afraid of a 5'10'' woman?

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>>728105768
You should

I would make her pee in my mouth.

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Lick those feet and suck on her toes!

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>>728105564
I don't know anon, she just is

>>728111573
hnnnnng yes, fapping to her feet

>>728100970
Threaten to call the cops if she doesn't give me money

>>728101491
Summer never leaves

>>728111296
>5'10''
You think that's a small woman?

eat some popcorn together, wait a few minutes, suck a fart from her b hole

ASS TO MOUTH

>>728113177
>manlet detected
he obviously knows it's a very tall woman retard

>>728113401
What? It makes no sense, dicksucker.

Ask her if I'm going to make it as a Billboard Top 100 song.

>>728101352
its summer time and everythings great

>>728100970
Tell her to get her fake ass out of my house.

>>728113787
newfag

>>728113621
He's a manlet so he's intimidated by her being 5'10'', therefore he calls her a trap

>>728114651
The statement was implying only a manlet would consider a 5'10" woman tall. I don't know who I'm talking to anymore, but this poster >>728113401
was retarded.

>>728115578
Everyone considers a 5'10'' woman tall, but only manlets would insult her to feel better

>>728111573
OMG, gonna cum!

>>728115578
you're just really dense

>>728100970
Bitch, I dumped your ass years ago. Don't come crawlin back now.

remove my pants

>>728116232
Your explanation made no sense, dipshit.

feed her a carrot. looks like a donkey

>>728116484
sorry you fail at reading comprehension

>>728100970
ask her about song 2

>>728101312
gg wp

>>728104523
It's been a long, slow decline.

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Ask her what I have to do to suck on her toes