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I am bored, so decided that you can ask a South African anything

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I am bored, so decided that you can ask a South African anything you want to know. I will answer all questions. My comments will be marked with op/
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>>728097657
>sandton master race reporting in

how do we assassinate Zuma?
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>>728097948
OP/ It's not too hard. The public can sit in on congress meetings. Take a blowdart in with you, as well as a few poison darts with plastic tips. If they ask, you have diabetus. While he is running his uneducated mouth you blow a couple of darts into his neck. It has to be fast acting poison. Leave in the chaos, and come take refuge with me.
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>>728098292
is there still hope or our country?
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>>728097657
How big is your wiener? Are you a black or white? What's your favorite film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Any Netflix recommendations? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? Any hobbies? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? What's the difference between existing and living?
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>>728097657
is he persecution of white people still going on over there?
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>>728097657

I moved to the US in October. Happy I left before that sack of living dogshit Zuma really got stuck into fucking the whole country up. What a useless piece of fucking shit...
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>>728098900
Nope. We got demoted to trash status on Monday, our school certificates are not accepted anywhere, people are burning down our universities... At this point I'm just happy I'm not dead and don't have AIDS
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Was apartheid a bad thing?
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>>728099166
still comfy as fuck living as a privileged rich white and oppressing blacks. feels good man
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>>728099057
OP/ 7 Inches, white. My fav film is the first Avengers, if you mean anime it's Overlord, animation is Rick & Morty, I love strawberry icecream, I LOVE buffalo wings, The Parlotones are my fav band, with Queen as a close second, I enjoy brendaniel's videos, Netflix isn't in South Africa yet, no preference, I build model boats and planes and shit, a 4 and the difference is weather you enjoy life or not.
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>>728099120
OP/ Not lawful persecution. But otherwise yes. We are fucked
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>>728099496
Netflix has been in SA since January faggot.
>parlotones
your taste in music makes me cringe
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>>728099429
Yes, but the country was better back then. I'm not racist, but the country was just better of.
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how many people have you run into who think nelson mandela died in prison?
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>>728099696
OP/ 3
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>>728099684
OP/ ok, to each his own
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>>728099691
>I'm not racist
You are just ineducable, enjoy
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OP/ btw I love to suck cock
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>>728099926
What the fuck do you know about anything let alone SA? Back in the day, the afrikaner hated us so called english south africans worse than the blacks. Also, very few south africans ever actually hated black people. It's more complicated than that.
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>>728097657

How do South Africans feel about American Blacks?

Also, I am an American black and it seems things would have been better off if white people had been left in charge of the country, why is it you couldn't manage this without horribly oppressing and murdering your African countrymen a la Sharpstown?
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>>728097948
>Sandton master race checking in

Kyk hierdie fokken rooinek, Poes.
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Is it true that 1 in 10 South Africans have hiv, like is it really that common there?
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>>728100393
Sharpeville you fucking nigger. Fuck off. All niggers are niggers. American or otherwise.
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>>728097657
Are you racist?
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>>728100419
go drive your Hilux into the vaal dam you fucking clutch plate
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Join this chats faggots. Must share OC South African nudes upon joining or get kicked. We're a group of 5 guys already who share nudes daily.
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>>728099496
>parlotones


like yeah I won't actively change the radio station if their latest 'hit' is on but come on dude. Like straight up purchasing their music and listening to it all?
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>>728100545
Kek. Sandton boytjie triggered in 0.01 seconds. Fucking faggot.
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Are you black or white?
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>>728097657
How ofen do you recieve questions that aren't about race?
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>>728097657
What's wrong with your education?
What religions are most prevalent?
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>>728097657
021 capefag here
What are you doing on the 7th
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>>728097657
Why aren't you vegan?
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>>728100393
OP/ Passive Aggressive in most cases. I can't comment on the rest because if a white retard had power we still could be where we are today
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>>728100968
Already answered l2 fukn read cuck
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>>728099691
Im not racist but...
Fuck I hate that start to a racist sentence
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>>728097657
how often do you masturbate and what are your typical fapping rituals?
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>>728097657
Tbh why the fuck haven't we assassinated Zuma?
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>>728100442
OP/ I think the number is 1 in 7 now
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>>728099120
And rape ans murder, yea
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Whats your fav word and why is it ma se poes?
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>>728097657
Are you a virgin?
First time story?
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>>728100544
OP/ No, I hate everyone equally.
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>>728097657
Hows south africa?
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>>728099496
Netflix came to Sa In December 2015
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>>728101122
It's true

Far too many black for one white man to control alone.
Have you thought about eliminating competing niggers? Á la Rawanda?
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>>728097657
Thoughts on gay marriage?
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>>728100683
No, I pirate like a normal autistfag. I like their music, if you don't like it, more power to ya. And the only band/musician I ever went all out and got everything was Queen
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>>728097657
What's up with Lesotho?
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>>728100968
OP/ White
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>>728100442
80-something-% of my uni is HIV+
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>>728101017
About one in 3 questions aren't about race
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>parlotones a shit

Like really
Fokofpolisiekar or fuck off outta here
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>>728097657
Do you support the independence of Kosovo?
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>>728101459
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>>728101065
OP/ Our education system is way bellow average. You need 30% in maths to graduate for fuck sake. Christianity is the most prevalent here
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any pics of nude SA girls?
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>>728097657
EU vs Russia&USA who are you rooting for?
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>>728101073
OP/ I might be going to a friend's farm, but if not I'm doing nothing
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>>728101109
OP/ Meat tastes REALLY good
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>>728101459
The Parlotones can squat in a field of dicks
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>>728097657
Why don't south Americans work harder to improve their situation?
How many niggers rely on welfre?
Guns?
What do you think about president Donald Trump?
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>>728097657
Will you post a picture of the inside of your fridge?
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How many times have you been murderd?
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>>728097657
How's the tourism industry?
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Need to see some SA tits! the talent there is unreal
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>>728097657
Participating in the protest this Friday? I'm gonna be kicking back having a few cold Castles watching all the shit unfold
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>>728097657
Do South Africans care about family values as much as italians?
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Why are you so slow at answering these quesitons?
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>>728101613
But that's endulging in the pleasures of the flesh.
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>>728102219
Indulge

And that not really what the phrase means..
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>>728100393
Guck off, nigger.
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>>728101694
C'mon, OP.
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>>728100393
Why the fuck do black Americans call themselves African Americans?

Nigger we are more African than you!!!
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>>728097657
Are you dead?
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>>728097657
>I will answer all questions.
Liar.
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OP/ Sorry i am a huge faggot! I like to suck white dong
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Don't let it die.
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