Well /b/ im broke asf no job i try'd accepts me. How can

Go to craigslist and look under the gigs section for your area.

General labor type shit, moving, cleaning, raking a yard, digging.

Suck dick. For cash this time.

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>>728090231
Your options

Gay shit
Sell shit
Steal shit

>>728090404
>no gay shit

>>728090463
No Gay shit
Try'd fake selling shit but not working very well.
Stealing shit im already doing that but going into houses getting harder because people watch now, i am waiting on options from friends so we know that there is money is the house but it takes awhile , i need money other way like quick money

>>728090643
Sucking dick ain't gay. My friend sucks my dick all the time and he isn't gay.

>>728090463
I also do meeting up with pedos/fags on dating sites and just rob em quick n easy 500 bucks easy but noone wants to pay no more have to make sure people got money on them before robbing them

>>728090837
haah alright

>>728090231
I used to play this con game in bars, i would "loose" the first couple of times upwards to $10 then i would none stop win getting almost $40 from one person.
I would make almost $300 a night if i did it correctly.

>>728090941
I'm 16 so going into bars isn't gonna work.
i got a trick with cards to get money but meh.
once i am 18 i am going to go to casino's and count cards see where that can bring me.

>>728091036
What do you need the money for man?

>>728091357
Well my friend is poor asf to he has to pay 300 a month idk how to explain in english but he has to pay that much a month otherwise he will be in debt
for 3 more months he has to pay so imma just tryna help

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I buy, repair, clean and sell old classic bicycles.
Make between 50 and 200 dollars on each bike.
I fix and sell 2-3 bikes per week.
Enough to get me through the day and top it off with my small scale moonshine business.

>>728090881
I've heard a good bit about this, as far as pedos are concerned. I don't think it was robbing them as much as it was blackmailing them. With OP being 16, this might work well for him. Have a similarly aged female friend would probably help. May take some time to set up, but once you know their employer and their address, it's all money.

>>728092090
Yeah, my idea was to go to their hotel and or house and keep em there and take everything but the people who i was with were scared to do it like that, because we dont have a car,
i got a driver but he is in jail waiting to be sentenced and i know what the evidence are so i know he'll be gone for awhile. i just meet them in a park and rob them there

>>728090231
Start a shopify shop dropshipping from aliexpress. As long as you make the initial subscription fee within the free 14 days then you're laughing. I have a few friends who earn 500-1000 a month just on autopilot with it.

>>728092274
Really?
Can you explain a little more, this has my interests haha.

>>728092274
This method is pretty played out. Doesn't work like it used to, and it is a ton of work, for very little profit. Not worth it.

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I just made a new ad, hope i can make this come to my area

>>728092249
Damn son you roll in with a weapon or what?

>>728092421
Oh well thats to bad

>>728092633
Well i am pretty big and strong i am 6'3 and im 16.
i just use a knife my friend is smaller he has a gun but doesn't show unless he feels like it or if he feels threatend

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>>728092615

>>728092877
Now i just wait.
If they come i ask if they bring money.
If they dont wanna come i try to manipulate them into paying me 20 euros so i can buy a ticket

awh thread boutta die

>>728090231
I am a fairly wealthy person who was born into money.
Two years ago my mother passed away, not before giving me a great job. I have a really high salary and I live in Norway, so my standard of living is very high.
The problem is, a few months ago I crashed my car into someone elses car, and I need to pay A LOT of money to fix their car, and not to mention mine.
Also, I have like 3 phone bills that are way over due. First time in my life I am in economic problems. My friend told me about this site where I could sell socks and panties and all that, but I was determined not to get into that sort of stuff.
All my savings are in a locked account that I refuse to access.
On a strict budget, I managed to live off of 1180 NOK (like 100 dollars or something) a month. I saved up enough to fix my car and sell it, and paid off two bills while also buying a used cheap car.
Then I took a second job as a flower deliverer. Extremely boring job, but it payed me out of my troubles in 2 months.

>>728094813
damn that could of fucked u over real bad

>>728090463
There must be more options

>>728095474
Well do you have any valuable objects you could sell? I sold my NIKON camera when I was broke.

>>728095587
Yeah I could, but there must be something or some way to make money without gay shit. Risky but can get away with it 80% of the time

>>728091809
I truly envy your life anon

If you have the balls then use your friends gun to rob a store, make sure to be covering your whole body not showing any skin if possible, steal someones car and plan an escape route. always have more than 1 back up plan if you dont want to get caught

>>728095885
What country do you live in anyway? If you have no job, surely the government will pay you some sort of insurance check, or social support check? Sorry for my bad english.

>>728096139
yeah i already got a store on my mind but i need 2 other people but i have to wait awhile before i can do this one

>>728090881
How do you rob them? I need specifics

>>728096163
I live in Australia, we do have support but it's literally not enough to live on. I'm a student living alone paying 130 per week and I get 530 per fortnight. I spend at least 100 on groceries per fortnight depending on how much I eat, not including other accessories like deodorant, soap cloths etc. Also a bill of 60 a month for Internet, no car... I have a telstra bill of 440 to connect Internet to the place. My hands are kinda tied and literally I haven't been hired. I've got a white card, and RSA, RSG, finished highschool got my QCE and have had work experience. I just want side job to stay on top of things.

>>728096139
I wish I could do that. I live in Australia guns are banned. You cant really get them anywhere

>>728096767
How much more would you need to make to be comfortable?

>>728096767
I have all these stuff but I cant even get a job at McDonalds like seriously wtf

>>728096609
Park,
you just said security reasons or something we meet in park or somewhere atleast where u know there are not witnesses or where u can get out fast.
i did it in a park near my house alot of cams but i know where they are so they have 0footage of us robbing multiple people

>>728091036
B&

>>728097235
bait? XD how is it bait

>>728090231
Sell weed and pills. Or just anything to you come across.

>>728096971
I would very much like at least 200 more to I can keep my head above the water. I just want to be able to have all my needs covered and save a little bit every week or fortnight. Even if I can save $50 per week I'd be happy. I cant afford driving lessons too. My parents are kinda strict and wants me to learn properly first with an instructor before I even think about touching their car. I also know people far worse off. I just dont know what to do at this point.

>>728097390
Yeah, i need 50 euro's so we can buy in some hash and sell it but thats another reason i need some quick cash

>>728090837
sure, a friend of yours.

>>728096971
I would sell drugs but in highschool I stayed away from people who were associated with drugs. At the time I thought to myself that I was going to make an honest living and not turn myself into a scumbag of society like those losers. I was an idiot for thinking like that back then cause now I'm losing money while they make extra cash how ironic

>>728097350
You are one stupid faggot brah

>>728097862
Explain why

>>728090231
I'd fuck this wallet

>>728098036
b8 = bait
b& = banned

>>728098158
oh mb

>>728097428
The most I could help you with is like 100 dollars later on this month. Other than that, I don't know.

>>728092877
https://amsterdam.craigslist.org/m4m/6074922009.html

Hi there

>>728091036
UNDERAGE B&
MODSMODSMODS

>>728098699
hahaha
Yeah thats the one.:) its not me though but thats the ad i made

You are fucking retarded, get a fucking job and stop being such a whiny little cunt, you lazy ass peon, also fuck off from 4chan with your underage shit

>>728098855
butthurt

>>728098791
Sooo you rob them when they show up, or ask them to send money?

>>728098918
If they dont wanna come to me i ask for travel expenses or if i have a car i can goto their house and just do whatever.

or just let them come to me and just rob them. phone wallet n such

>>728098885
From what? Did you expect love and friendship with such a moron as you? This is 4chan, underages belong on 9gag

>>728099037

r y mad sire

>>728099082
Just read your introduction and man you are scum dude, get your fucking ass to work or do a flip fag, why don't you go and inject yourself some bleach straight to your veins, life will get better for you

>>728099265
it looks liek u mad

>>728098400
Dude it's fine. I like the fact that you offered thankyou really. But I also want to work for the money too. I dislike that im taking money from centrelink and not working, I feel like a parasite. I want to get money by working either it be through illegal or normal means

>>728099323
Sure buddy, is not that i am laughing the shit out of your: yore med sir xd?

>>728090231
Buy bitcoins invest it gladiacoin.com

>>728099444
ur not u actually mad

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>>728099575
Suuuure, infinite madness

>>728092090
Until he decides it's cheaper and less risky to kill you

>>728099782
seems like it

>>728092717
Lol I wish you lived in the united States so I can laugh when I read about when you get yourself killed

>>728099889
Yeah right? except that don't happen even if the pedo got a gun theres nothing he can do in the moment

>>728099889
I got some news on me but i dont wanna show due security reasons and ya'll faggots gonna inform the police cause thats how u are

>>728099955
Except kill you

It literally takes trying to rob one experienced person who knows what they're doing to get killed

>>728099889
He won't get himself killed, he will kill himself, he eventually will realize how much of a waste of oxygen he is, if not he will overdose in stupidity pretty much in 4 years

>>728100163
It's not as easy to kill someone as you'd think unless they got a gun pointed already at me when i am talking to them theres nothing much they can do as i kick them untill they are on the ground

>>728100215
Right, Butthurt alurt

>>728100414
Brief resume: 16 years old being autistic enough to think he is Jackie Chan and can bring everyone to the floor efficiently just cause his hormones won't allow him to think properly

>>728100827
Right, its like im going alone and risk getting fked up 2 or 3 depends, i wanna see you keep standing after that

>>728100827
your skinny ass would be beat down as easy as may be. the only reasons u talking trash is because u probably been one of these pedo's and now u mad because u cant fk young people no more

>>728090231
Tip: in Texas people is so rich, their houses are fullfilled with gold and diamonds, just 1 day of raid there and you won't have to work for your entire life, if u want fast and ez money Texas is definitely your land

>>728101213
wish was that easy

>>728101142
Shit got caught *gotta go fast*

Disability. Work until you can't and then get paid for sitting home.

>>728101715
Work isn't contemplated, my lazy ass just knows to rob, blackmail and hurt people, next advise

>>728101809
lmao AHAH i am young i try'd several jobs but noone replies back to me.

we get 70 bucks a week for food and thats all our income so if i do some dumb shit to get money whats the problem? fking rich kid lol

>>728102119
for 3 people alright? keep that in mind 70/3p

>>728102119
Obvious bait is obvious, you just didn't care for work, if u did you have had already one, in McDonalds you get hired instantly just by filling a quiz online, you are just a scum who's so lazy to just do something with your life, filled 3 quizes for 3 McDonalds on my city and got called by 2 of them and they putted me to work the very same week

>>728102448
I try'd 4 grocerie stores 1 restraunt 2 months ago

>>728102732
Then you just showed how much you cared about working, applying to 7 places in a MONTH doesn't get you anywhere, just show how much of a lazy boy you are, after reading this i am officially out, wasting my time with such a loser won't get me anywhere

>>728103043
ahah talking big over the internet is easy huh

>>728103463
but you get so less every p/h so it's not even worht it

>>728090231
I just plan to kill myself when I run out of money.

>>728103815
Well it's little different for me.
I dont have money now but i am trying to get rich b4 30's or imma kms to :P